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Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 years ago in Funny

I rest my case
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Male 25,416
that is the extreme. not the always
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Female 1,589
My dad would just ignore me and continue to read a newspaper until I was too tired to continue screaming.
Or he would walk away.
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Female 104
to any one who has an issue with her popping the kid in the mouth it`s her child and it almost bit her.
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Male 144
snookie?
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Male 621
@ Gerry1of1: Thanks, I feel tingly allover.
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Female 87
Typing as a former child of abuse, I don`t recommend (imo) hitting a child, but when they`re spoiled brats like this one I`d tell her to stfu and whip her one across the face :)
Ok I probably wouldn`t do that, I`d just walk away so then she`d be too embarrassed to stand there and keep screaming.
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Male 90
you take her fried chicken and kool aid away?
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Female 246
I would hit a child
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Male 39,929

Just sayin`


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Male 598
i know how to calm her down. Laugh at her and then slap her in the face. and guess where she learned to scream like that... Thanks Mom!
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Male 14,331
Hmmm she needs to chillout. **punts brat into pool and put on shades**
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Male 605
Kill it with fire!
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Female 1,593
Still against corporal punishment, everyone?
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Male 1,249
Laughing and smiling when your kid does something wrong can send a subliminal message of encouragement imo. Just like when you pet a scared dog and say "Its OK, dont be afraid", you are actually saying "It`s OK, go ahead and be afraid".
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Male 135
Did they give her cocaine instead of ritalin?
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Male 174
Also I don`t believe in hitting children unless it`s an absolute last resort, this little biznatch however, needed to be punted into that pool.
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Male 174
tsiemens is right. The mother is doing exactly what she should. Ignore her. The reason she`s acting like that and screaming for daddy is probably because daddy spoils her, the child knows if she acts out she`ll get what she wants.
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Male 39,929

@Errand_boy - you are a warped, twisted individual.
:)I feel close to you already!:)
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Female 324
Wow. Someone`s tired and frustrated!

Now try having this PLUS 23 other kids all watching and playing up because the attention is focused off of them. Not much fun.
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Male 514
Most kids act like this if parents normally cave in to their demands and whining. None of my kids act like this and I have 3, if they tried acting like this they would simply regret it later, furthermore I say no once and thats it, the story never changes.
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Male 599
@liberkaos
So, the fact that the adults are laughing at the kids frustration over not being able to properly communicating her anger, does not bother any of you guys? And the casual slap by the presumed mother? I didn`t like that one bit. My kid started to throw a tantrum like that in a shop once. I just carried her to the car, and let her calm down in a private place, so she could regain control and dignity. But then again, I`m a real psycho for not hitting, spraying and abusing my kids, so what do I know?

Apparently nothing about Polynesian cultural practices. That slap was nothing compared to Samoans and Tongans give. That was a love slap compared to the discipline slap.
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Male 599
"Whaaaaaa! I want my daddy". A good Polynesian dad would have inflicted a good slap on the face. Be careful what you ask for little girl.
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Male 621
Wow, I`m the first one to post it, well, here it goes.

She should really read Casey Anthony`s book on parenting. I hear it`s a short read, but effective. And it comes with a coupon book to all the sweetest clubs in town.
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Male 156
So, the fact that the adults are laughing at the kids frustration over not being able to properly communicating her anger, does not bother any of you guys? And the casual slap by the presumed mother? I didn`t like that one bit. My kid started to throw a tantrum like that in a shop once. I just carried her to the car, and let her calm down in a private place, so she could regain control and dignity. But then again, I`m a real psycho for not hitting, spraying and abusing my kids, so what do I know?
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Male 330
Oh hell no.
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Male 15,832
I sell her to the medical college.
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Male 1,629
THIS
is why you hit your kids
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Female 1,803
I wonder if that trick of spraying a dog in the face with water to startle it from barking would work on this kid? I`d enjoy trying it.
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Male 316
TBF I would be that pissed off if somebody put my hair into cornrows.
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Female 123
Condoms indeed!
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Female 383
I would`ve punched that fcker in the face.
I ain`t takin` poo from little kids, let alone my own.
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Male 533
*slap*
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Male 559
"Let`s go find your daddy. Let`s go get him." There are not the words of a mother. These are the words of an aunt or friend. The woman probably didn`t feel comfortable punishing her in the way that was appropriate if she had been this girl`s mother.

Still, the comments are appropriate; she needs to be better disciplined. Whatever manner currently is in place is clearly not working.
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Male 1,595
I was expecting a weird college-student made animation of dancing condoms due to the thumbnail.

Now that I think about it, why did I click it?
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Male 182
with that song playing i would do the same...
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Female 101
It -IS- possible to raise children that aren`t complete wastes of space. The key word in that is "raise".
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Male 33
Oh, if I only had a club...
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Male 101
Even better idea! Close your goddamn legs for once!
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Male 3,477
Her bedtime stories for the next year would be, The Brothers Karamasov.
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Male 3,477
I was raised by the T.V.. Gilligan was a good example of what not to be but now they have Snooky and this little monster
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Male 85
woman should have given her zero attention- stops tantrums in their tracks.
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Male 354
only got 2 seconds in and thanked the inventor of birth control.
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Male 385
I`m with auburnjunky
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Male 1,439
It`s really dumb that you can`t spank your kid without it being called "abuse" nowadays. Now I never hit my kids, but they`re afraid that one day I`ll "snap." Any time either of them have started into a tantrum, as soon as my voice deepens, they stop.
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Male 10,338
BEAT HER ASS!
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Male 9
She had a life jacket on so they should have just picked her up and tossed her in the pool :-P
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Male 6,227
@emmettyville - LOL. Nuke it from orbit. It`s the only way to be sure.
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Male 1,646
Yea, I was spanked as a child. hell close enough to the point that people today would consider it abuse. Because of videos like this, and my sad excuse of a human-being; my cousin. I thank my mother all the time for spanking me. It teaches respect and a little god-damned dignity. Every one that disagrees with that statement was this kid in the video or is under the age of 18.
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Male 3,894
all children are slightly insane.
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Female 4,440
please, someone kill it.
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Male 723
Another problem I see all too often is that today`s parents have started letting the TV, video games, the internet, other children/adults, etc. do their parenting for them. This fosters a dangerous disconnect for these children. You MUST be involved in your children`s lives.

If you`re too busy to discipline your children, learn with your children, discover with your children, guide your children or play with your children, then you had no business reproducing in the first place. Don`t make your children pay for your selfishness, laziness or past mistakes.

8-) LJ

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Male 723
learn quickly not to do it anymore because it doesn`t work.

After a while you no longer need to "beat" that child. They know instinctively that behaviors such as these are unacceptable and have consequences.

By the time my children were teens they no longer needed to be spanked. `No` meant `no` and there were few arguments on the subject. That is not to say there were no discussions, just few arguments.

`Time outs` and other such deflections of responsibility on the parent`s part are not a deterrent for most children. They quickly learn that all that`s going to happen is they have to sit in the corner or some such. And, often, they won`t even do that without other manifestations of bad behavior.

Much better to deal with it quickly, decisively and consistently so that it becomes second nature by the time they are adults. Discipline is NOT abuse. It`s an act of love.

8-) LJ

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Male 723
@LillianDulci,

"I was never spanked, I was taught to be respectful and to calmly communicate whatever issue I was having, not to scream and throw a fit."

That you were able to be taught these things without involving punitive measures only testifies to your emotional make-up as a child. Sadly, your case is an aberration, not the rule. Most children will never get past the entitlement/center-of-the-universe phase without being forced to abandon that paradigm.

"I know tons of people who misbehaved and got spanked and it didn`t stop them from misbehaving."

As do we all. The difference is "consistency." You can`t punish a child once and then not punish them next time for the same infraction due to laziness or inconvenience. It sends mixed signals to that child. They fall into the idea that, `maybe this time I`ll get away with it.`

If they learn early that EVERY time they try this they will suffer the same fate, they
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Male 39,929

NNoamfer - [quote]"beating her to some degree might be illegal there. Not worth risking it." [/quote]
What risk? The worst they could do is take the kid away and that`s hardly a punishment.
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Male 3,431
I vaguely remember trying to throw a tantrum like that once.

But only once.

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Male 688
"I don`t swing for pain, I swing for distance."

That is an excellent quote!
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Female 2,674
I was never spanked, I was taught to be respectful and to calmly communicate whatever issue I was having, not to scream and throw a fit. I`m sure there were isolated instances when I was really young when I may have thrown a fit [nearly every kid has, I`m sure] but they were resolved quickly and didn`t escalate to this level [especially in public]. It`s not a matter of the woman spanking her kid or whatever. She smacked her on the face and the kid didn`t even care, all spanking would do is make her scream more I`m sure. So everyone implying that it`s a lack of spanking [or lack of being punched in the face??] that`s making her this way are wrong. The woman seems like a poor parent overall, whether she spanks or not wouldn`t make a difference. I know tons of people who misbehaved and got spanked and it didn`t stop them from misbehaving. Not being spanked also doesn`t mean getting to whatever you want with no punishment.
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Male 575
When your kid`s throwing a tantrum; I seem to notice that making `em laugh is probably the best idea. After even 5 minutes they forgot why they were screaming in the first place; they just keep doing it because it get`s your attention.
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Male 723
... and best of all, they`re happy.

8-) LJ
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Male 723
Makes me glad I raised my children overseas so I could prosecute this sort of behavior in the manner that was called for. This kind of thing stopped very quickly in my family. Now, my kids are respectful, kind hearted, smart, well adjusted young adults.

I can`t count how many times over the years I`ve had other parents come up to me and ask me how come my children were so respectful and well mannered while their children were little hellions.

My answer: "I don`t swing for pain, I swing for distance."

You can say I "beat" my kids, or accuse me of child abuse. I really don`t care. My children know love and they understand discipline. They know in the core of their being that certain behaviors will not be tolerated.

My kids never brought guns to school, knocked up the neighbor`s minor age daughters, sold drugs or tried to shoot up a school bus. They know right from wrong and they don`t stray.

... and best of all, they`re hap
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Female 57
amen sunny, if i acted like that when i was her age, i would have gotten the crap beat out of me, in the open, for everyone to see.
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Female 243
Why the hell us everyone calling that tiny slap in the face a beating"?! She slapped her from like an inch away. The little girl barely even noticed it. Hell if you can call child services for THAT then I woulda been in foster care by the time I was old enough to cry over something I couldn`t have. I dont know about you guys but if i got beat i got BEAT. Theres laws against beating your kids not against spanking them. As for this girls disipline. If she was my kid I would take her to the room and just let her cry as long as she drating wanted. She will eventually get tired and stop (you can see shes getting tired at the end). THEN when shes calm is when I would talk to her and punish her ass.
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Male 683
Man i would love to punt that little brat into the swimming pool then throw bricks at it.
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Female 457
Did you hear that sound? That was the sound of my ovaries collapsing in on themselves like a dying star.
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Female 105
She did smack the girl in the face, but it didn`t even cause her to flinch or waver in her screaming. I`d tell her not to slap her child, but she might call her family to shoot at me like that chick on the Septa bus did.
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Male 645
what ever happened to a good ole switch?
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Male 2,506
0:23, Hi my name is Foster Care, please have a seat right over there..
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Male 341
and why do people argue that spanking is wrong? I was only spanked about 3 times as a child because it was like the "capital punishment" by my parents. Just the thought of being spanked made me stop doing whatever I was doing. So why is it verging on illegal now?
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Male 2,033
Get the shotgun, time for an abortion.
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Male 2,790
take that life jacket off and throw her in the pool. if she escapes, hopefully she`ll have a different look on life. if not, i`m sure the world can do without another spoiled bitch
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Male 535
She sounds like an angry cat.
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Male 15,270
It`s not too late. Stretch the condom over her head and duct tape it on. Problem gone away.
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Male 1,216
I`m not saying she shouldn`t beat her, but it`s a public place, and beating her to some degree might be illegal there. Not worth risking it.
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Male 10
a good @$$-Whooping never hurt anyone- When I was a `Lil bastard I wasn`t scolded, or grounded, or yelled at- I was sent to the neighbors property for a Willow switch- gave me plenty of time to think about what I did- not to mention a sore ass. definitely a good deterrent. I see more kids being rewarded for being little pricks these days, which is only gonna make life really tough when these kids grow up. Just imagine if one of them became a police officer- (Thinking a little further on that one I realized that`s probably already happened too many times)
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Male 1,832
Or you could get off your ass and do some goddamn parenting. See if she screams that much with a fist in her face. I hate kids, but I hate pooty parents more.
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Male 230
That in my opinion is not the child`s fault, the child expects to get what she wants. That is plain and simply poor parenting. That individual is used to getting their own way, and the parents acknowledge that behavior by catering the the child. The child doesn`t know what boundaries entail.
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Male 533
This is why people need to beat their children.
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Male 39,929

tedgp[quote]"gerry, you were exactly the same when you were young." [/quote]
Maybe. I have no memory of it. Knowing me I was probably worse.

But my parents were old school. They did not take children out in public until they had learned to behave. That left them all the privacy of thier home to beat the living daylights out of any child who behaved that poorly! haha
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Male 2,737
@tedgp- I wasn`t like that. My dad would feed his fist to me If I acted like that. That`s the problem with kids today, no discipline.I`m not talking about abuse.Put a good sting on that kids ass, and give her a reason to carry on like that. Acting like she was being murdered,...My dad would have choked me out.
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Male 2,796
"gerry, you were exactly the same when you were young. Every kid is like it."

Not remotely true.
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Male 2,796
Condoms? NO. Late abortion by way of handgun... Absolutely!
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Male 1,526
Teach your kid to verbalize. FFS!
And to not make empty threats.
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Male 383
What is this monstrosity? Vasectomy it is for me then!
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Male 518
I don`t know who I want to punch more. The kid. The parents. Or the guy playing Numa Numa.
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Male 3,285
gerry, you were exactly the same when you were young. Every kid is like it.
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Female 4,084
good god, gerry, what a winner.

i have but two things to say:
1) what an EXCELLENT reason for birth control.
2) its sad to think that even my retarded dog acts better than this kid.
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Male 179
Never mind condoms that made me open a tab and start looking for vasectomy near me!
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Male 2,586
I love that point all kids get to when they`re screaming and suddenly their throat goes dry/ painful and they just start wheezing and coughing... it makes my day :-D
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Male 39,929
Link: Condoms [Rate Link] - I rest my case
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