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Date: 08/07/11 08:02 AM

89 Responses to Condoms

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 7:06 am
    Link: Condoms - I rest my case
  2. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:11 am
    I love that point all kids get to when they`re screaming and suddenly their throat goes dry/ painful and they just start wheezing and coughing... it makes my day :-D
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Never mind condoms that made me open a tab and start looking for vasectomy near me!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:16 am
    good god, gerry, what a winner.

    i have but two things to say:
    1) what an EXCELLENT reason for birth control.
    2) its sad to think that even my retarded dog acts better than this kid.
  5. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:17 am
    gerry, you were exactly the same when you were young. Every kid is like it.
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:17 am
    I don`t know who I want to punch more. The kid. The parents. Or the guy playing Numa Numa.
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:17 am
    What is this monstrosity? Vasectomy it is for me then!
  8. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:20 am
    Teach your kid to verbalize. FFS!
    And to not make empty threats.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:20 am
    Condoms? NO. Late abortion by way of handgun... Absolutely!
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:21 am
    "gerry, you were exactly the same when you were young. Every kid is like it."

    Not remotely true.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:28 am
    @tedgp- I wasn`t like that. My dad would feed his fist to me If I acted like that. That`s the problem with kids today, no discipline.I`m not talking about abuse.Put a good sting on that kids ass, and give her a reason to carry on like that. Acting like she was being murdered,...My dad would have choked me out.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:36 am

    tedgp"gerry, you were exactly the same when you were young."
    Maybe. I have no memory of it. Knowing me I was probably worse.

    But my parents were old school. They did not take children out in public until they had learned to behave. That left them all the privacy of thier home to beat the living daylights out of any child who behaved that poorly! haha
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:44 am
    This is why people need to beat their children.
  14. Profile photo of thirrteen
    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:56 am
    That in my opinion is not the child`s fault, the child expects to get what she wants. That is plain and simply poor parenting. That individual is used to getting their own way, and the parents acknowledge that behavior by catering the the child. The child doesn`t know what boundaries entail.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:57 am
    Or you could get off your ass and do some goddamn parenting. See if she screams that much with a fist in her face. I hate kids, but I hate pooty parents more.
  16. Profile photo of Lazerian
    Lazerian Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:04 am
    a good @$$-Whooping never hurt anyone- When I was a `Lil bastard I wasn`t scolded, or grounded, or yelled at- I was sent to the neighbors property for a Willow switch- gave me plenty of time to think about what I did- not to mention a sore ass. definitely a good deterrent. I see more kids being rewarded for being little pricks these days, which is only gonna make life really tough when these kids grow up. Just imagine if one of them became a police officer- (Thinking a little further on that one I realized that`s probably already happened too many times)
  17. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    August 7, 2011 at 9:11 am
    I`m not saying she shouldn`t beat her, but it`s a public place, and beating her to some degree might be illegal there. Not worth risking it.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:22 am
    It`s not too late. Stretch the condom over her head and duct tape it on. Problem gone away.
  19. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:23 am
    She sounds like an angry cat.
  20. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:32 am
    take that life jacket off and throw her in the pool. if she escapes, hopefully she`ll have a different look on life. if not, i`m sure the world can do without another spoiled bitch
  21. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Get the shotgun, time for an abortion.
  22. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:43 am
    and why do people argue that spanking is wrong? I was only spanked about 3 times as a child because it was like the "capital punishment" by my parents. Just the thought of being spanked made me stop doing whatever I was doing. So why is it verging on illegal now?
  23. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:47 am
    0:23, Hi my name is Foster Care, please have a seat right over there..
  24. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:58 am
    what ever happened to a good ole switch?
  25. Profile photo of samiam2281
    samiam2281 Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:59 am
    She did smack the girl in the face, but it didn`t even cause her to flinch or waver in her screaming. I`d tell her not to slap her child, but she might call her family to shoot at me like that chick on the Septa bus did.
  26. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 10:05 am
    Did you hear that sound? That was the sound of my ovaries collapsing in on themselves like a dying star.
  27. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 10:21 am
    Man i would love to punt that little brat into the swimming pool then throw bricks at it.
  28. Profile photo of kw112
    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Why the hell us everyone calling that tiny slap in the face a beating"?! She slapped her from like an inch away. The little girl barely even noticed it. Hell if you can call child services for THAT then I woulda been in foster care by the time I was old enough to cry over something I couldn`t have. I dont know about you guys but if i got beat i got BEAT. Theres laws against beating your kids not against spanking them. As for this girls disipline. If she was my kid I would take her to the room and just let her cry as long as she drating wanted. She will eventually get tired and stop (you can see shes getting tired at the end). THEN when shes calm is when I would talk to her and punish her ass.
  29. Profile photo of cryingrose
    cryingrose Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:00 am
    amen sunny, if i acted like that when i was her age, i would have gotten the crap beat out of me, in the open, for everyone to see.
  30. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Makes me glad I raised my children overseas so I could prosecute this sort of behavior in the manner that was called for. This kind of thing stopped very quickly in my family. Now, my kids are respectful, kind hearted, smart, well adjusted young adults.

    I can`t count how many times over the years I`ve had other parents come up to me and ask me how come my children were so respectful and well mannered while their children were little hellions.

    My answer: "I don`t swing for pain, I swing for distance."

    You can say I "beat" my kids, or accuse me of child abuse. I really don`t care. My children know love and they understand discipline. They know in the core of their being that certain behaviors will not be tolerated.

    My kids never brought guns to school, knocked up the neighbor`s minor age daughters, sold drugs or tried to shoot up a school bus. They know right from wrong and they don`t stray.

    ... and best of all, they`re hap
  31. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:01 am
    ... and best of all, they`re happy.

    8-) LJ
  32. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:05 am
    When your kid`s throwing a tantrum; I seem to notice that making `em laugh is probably the best idea. After even 5 minutes they forgot why they were screaming in the first place; they just keep doing it because it get`s your attention.
  33. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:16 am
    I was never spanked, I was taught to be respectful and to calmly communicate whatever issue I was having, not to scream and throw a fit. I`m sure there were isolated instances when I was really young when I may have thrown a fit but they were resolved quickly and didn`t escalate to this level . It`s not a matter of the woman spanking her kid or whatever. She smacked her on the face and the kid didn`t even care, all spanking would do is make her scream more I`m sure. So everyone implying that it`s a lack of spanking that`s making her this way are wrong. The woman seems like a poor parent overall, whether she spanks or not wouldn`t make a difference. I know tons of people who misbehaved and got spanked and it didn`t stop them from misbehaving. Not being spanked also doesn`t mean getting to whatever you want with no punishment.
  34. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:19 am
    "I don`t swing for pain, I swing for distance."

    That is an excellent quote!
  35. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:39 am
    I vaguely remember trying to throw a tantrum like that once.

    But only once.

  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:45 am

    NNoamfer - "beating her to some degree might be illegal there. Not worth risking it."
    What risk? The worst they could do is take the kid away and that`s hardly a punishment.
  37. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:58 am
    @LillianDulci,

    "I was never spanked, I was taught to be respectful and to calmly communicate whatever issue I was having, not to scream and throw a fit."

    That you were able to be taught these things without involving punitive measures only testifies to your emotional make-up as a child. Sadly, your case is an aberration, not the rule. Most children will never get past the entitlement/center-of-the-universe phase without being forced to abandon that paradigm.

    "I know tons of people who misbehaved and got spanked and it didn`t stop them from misbehaving."

    As do we all. The difference is "consistency." You can`t punish a child once and then not punish them next time for the same infraction due to laziness or inconvenience. It sends mixed signals to that child. They fall into the idea that, `maybe this time I`ll get away with it.`

    If they learn early that EVERY time they try this they will suffer the same fate, they
  38. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    learn quickly not to do it anymore because it doesn`t work.

    After a while you no longer need to "beat" that child. They know instinctively that behaviors such as these are unacceptable and have consequences.

    By the time my children were teens they no longer needed to be spanked. `No` meant `no` and there were few arguments on the subject. That is not to say there were no discussions, just few arguments.

    `Time outs` and other such deflections of responsibility on the parent`s part are not a deterrent for most children. They quickly learn that all that`s going to happen is they have to sit in the corner or some such. And, often, they won`t even do that without other manifestations of bad behavior.

    Much better to deal with it quickly, decisively and consistently so that it becomes second nature by the time they are adults. Discipline is NOT abuse. It`s an act of love.

    8-) LJ

  39. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Another problem I see all too often is that today`s parents have started letting the TV, video games, the internet, other children/adults, etc. do their parenting for them. This fosters a dangerous disconnect for these children. You MUST be involved in your children`s lives.

    If you`re too busy to discipline your children, learn with your children, discover with your children, guide your children or play with your children, then you had no business reproducing in the first place. Don`t make your children pay for your selfishness, laziness or past mistakes.

    8-) LJ

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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    please, someone kill it.
  41. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    all children are slightly insane.
  42. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Yea, I was spanked as a child. hell close enough to the point that people today would consider it abuse. Because of videos like this, and my sad excuse of a human-being; my cousin. I thank my mother all the time for spanking me. It teaches respect and a little god-damned dignity. Every one that disagrees with that statement was this kid in the video or is under the age of 18.
  43. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    @emmettyville - LOL. Nuke it from orbit. It`s the only way to be sure.
  44. Profile photo of skweekymagee
    skweekymagee Male 30-39
    9 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    She had a life jacket on so they should have just picked her up and tossed her in the pool :-P
  45. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    BEAT HER ASS!
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1324 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    It`s really dumb that you can`t spank your kid without it being called "abuse" nowadays. Now I never hit my kids, but they`re afraid that one day I`ll "snap." Any time either of them have started into a tantrum, as soon as my voice deepens, they stop.
  47. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    I`m with auburnjunky
  48. Profile photo of I-See-U
    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    only got 2 seconds in and thanked the inventor of birth control.
  49. Profile photo of freeze43
    freeze43 Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    woman should have given her zero attention- stops tantrums in their tracks.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    I was raised by the T.V.. Gilligan was a good example of what not to be but now they have Snooky and this little monster
  51. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    Her bedtime stories for the next year would be, The Brothers Karamasov.
  52. Profile photo of luketoyou
    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    Even better idea! Close your goddamn legs for once!
  53. Profile photo of The_Dave_Man
    The_Dave_Man Male 40-49
    33 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Oh, if I only had a club...
  54. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    It -IS- possible to raise children that aren`t complete wastes of space. The key word in that is "raise".
  55. Profile photo of itzazoom
    itzazoom Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    with that song playing i would do the same...
  56. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    I was expecting a weird college-student made animation of dancing condoms due to the thumbnail.

    Now that I think about it, why did I click it?
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    "Let`s go find your daddy. Let`s go get him." There are not the words of a mother. These are the words of an aunt or friend. The woman probably didn`t feel comfortable punishing her in the way that was appropriate if she had been this girl`s mother.

    Still, the comments are appropriate; she needs to be better disciplined. Whatever manner currently is in place is clearly not working.
  58. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    *slap*
  59. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    I would`ve punched that fcker in the face.
    I ain`t takin` poo from little kids, let alone my own.
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    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    Condoms indeed!
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    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    TBF I would be that pissed off if somebody put my hair into cornrows.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    I wonder if that trick of spraying a dog in the face with water to startle it from barking would work on this kid? I`d enjoy trying it.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    THIS
    is why you hit your kids
  64. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    I sell her to the medical college.
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    Oh hell no.
  66. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    So, the fact that the adults are laughing at the kids frustration over not being able to properly communicating her anger, does not bother any of you guys? And the casual slap by the presumed mother? I didn`t like that one bit. My kid started to throw a tantrum like that in a shop once. I just carried her to the car, and let her calm down in a private place, so she could regain control and dignity. But then again, I`m a real psycho for not hitting, spraying and abusing my kids, so what do I know?
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 1:07 am
    Wow, I`m the first one to post it, well, here it goes.

    She should really read Casey Anthony`s book on parenting. I hear it`s a short read, but effective. And it comes with a coupon book to all the sweetest clubs in town.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 1:23 am
    "Whaaaaaa! I want my daddy". A good Polynesian dad would have inflicted a good slap on the face. Be careful what you ask for little girl.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 1:26 am
    @liberkaos
    So, the fact that the adults are laughing at the kids frustration over not being able to properly communicating her anger, does not bother any of you guys? And the casual slap by the presumed mother? I didn`t like that one bit. My kid started to throw a tantrum like that in a shop once. I just carried her to the car, and let her calm down in a private place, so she could regain control and dignity. But then again, I`m a real psycho for not hitting, spraying and abusing my kids, so what do I know?

    Apparently nothing about Polynesian cultural practices. That slap was nothing compared to Samoans and Tongans give. That was a love slap compared to the discipline slap.
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    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 2:43 am
    Most kids act like this if parents normally cave in to their demands and whining. None of my kids act like this and I have 3, if they tried acting like this they would simply regret it later, furthermore I say no once and thats it, the story never changes.
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 3:47 am
    Wow. Someone`s tired and frustrated!

    Now try having this PLUS 23 other kids all watching and playing up because the attention is focused off of them. Not much fun.
  72. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 7:24 am

    @Errand_boy - you are a warped, twisted individual.
    :)I feel close to you already!:)
  73. Profile photo of chrn368
    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 8:10 am
    tsiemens is right. The mother is doing exactly what she should. Ignore her. The reason she`s acting like that and screaming for daddy is probably because daddy spoils her, the child knows if she acts out she`ll get what she wants.
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    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Also I don`t believe in hitting children unless it`s an absolute last resort, this little biznatch however, needed to be punted into that pool.
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    GeFeldz Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Did they give her cocaine instead of ritalin?
  76. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Laughing and smiling when your kid does something wrong can send a subliminal message of encouragement imo. Just like when you pet a scared dog and say "Its OK, dont be afraid", you are actually saying "It`s OK, go ahead and be afraid".
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    Still against corporal punishment, everyone?
  78. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Kill it with fire!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Hmmm she needs to chillout. **punts brat into pool and put on shades**
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    i know how to calm her down. Laugh at her and then slap her in the face. and guess where she learned to scream like that... Thanks Mom!
  81. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Just sayin`


  82. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    I would hit a child
  83. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    you take her fried chicken and kool aid away?
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    last_metroid Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Typing as a former child of abuse, I don`t recommend (imo) hitting a child, but when they`re spoiled brats like this one I`d tell her to stfu and whip her one across the face :)
    Ok I probably wouldn`t do that, I`d just walk away so then she`d be too embarrassed to stand there and keep screaming.
  85. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    @ Gerry1of1: Thanks, I feel tingly allover.
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    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 2:18 am
    snookie?
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 9:48 am
    to any one who has an issue with her popping the kid in the mouth it`s her child and it almost bit her.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 10, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    My dad would just ignore me and continue to read a newspaper until I was too tired to continue screaming.
    Or he would walk away.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    that is the extreme. not the always

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