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Date: 08/26/11 06:10 PM

61 Responses to Chimp Plays 1st Person Shooter: Natural Born Gamer

  1. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Link: Chimp Plays 1st Person Shooter: Natural Born Gamer - Japanese documentary that shows a chimp in a lab who has been taught to play Far Cry 2, a violent first-person-shooter.
  2. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    This thing plays better than my girlfriend does.
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    joke right? if only this were not an advertisement.
  4. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    "property of 20th century fox" i`m calling BS. viral ad or clip from planet of the apes.
  5. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    BS it never touches the trigger buttons to fire.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    I saw the movie and they need to stop teaching chimps this poo


  7. Profile photo of lancelot
    lancelot Male 30-39
    50 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    agreeing with siolas...probably supposed to make us search for the box office bomb that was Planet of the Apes...
  8. Profile photo of buklaoaa
    buklaoaa Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    fake and gay
  9. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    uh rise of the apes
  10. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    I have always said it about console players anyhow.
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    haha wow, what was that suppose to be? do they think they`re fooling anyone?
  12. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    tkd is very excited he has a girlfriend
  13. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Great, another creature from Asia that kicks my ass at video games.
  14. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    it`s fake. maybe. i don`t know.
  15. Profile photo of element6643
    element6643 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    What gets me isn`t the vid that much but the caption. Violent FPS? What FPS isn`t violent? XD Do the non-violent ones shoot rainbows and kittens and little flags that say "you`re alive!" on them? Ha!
  16. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    lancelot, Rise of the Planet of the Apes (a mouthful, no?) has done exceptionally well in the box office.
  17. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    his finger and thumb motions certainly don`t match up with the activity on the monitor...
  18. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    @element6643

    CS:S for kids
  19. Profile photo of ihavenoidea
    ihavenoidea Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Shenanigans!
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    That monkey has skillz
  21. Profile photo of myrtheus
    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    First person shooters... so easy a monkey could play `em.
  22. Profile photo of cheyobi
    cheyobi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    I think it goes without saying that this is fake.
  23. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    I want his gamertag!!
  24. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    Most informative "documentary" I`ve ever seen.
  25. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    Viral marketing for rise of the apes.......seriously how do none of you get that?
  26. Profile photo of xoxnameless
    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    Planet of the Apes. PLANET OF THE APES!!! (Chimps... whatever).
  27. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    yeah.. "property of 20th century fox"
    viral campaign for planet of the apes. but still.. now i just wanna get a money and teach it to play video games. that would be the most awesome thing ever.
  28. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 12:16 am
    "that would be the most awesome thing ever."

    Asides from a zombie that plays videogames..


  29. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 12:48 am
    Where`s the chimps cheetos and super big gulp?
  30. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 1:52 am
    He`s like "head shot waaa aaaa aaaa aaa a"
  31. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 3:30 am
    Nice advertisement.
  32. Profile photo of moomatz
    moomatz Male 40-49
    64 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 4:14 am
    Trailer. Nice creative tagline though
  33. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 4:39 am
    seriously how do none of you get?

    I caught that the moment I saw, "Property of 20th Century Fox".

    And...wasn`t this posted um yesterday or something?
  34. Profile photo of Dragonfyre88
    Dragonfyre88 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:12 am
    Lets pray they don`t figure out WoW. Japanese..Chimp..Goldfarmers. Gods protect us from our new digital chimp overlords.
  35. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:32 am
    Better then Tyrone!
  36. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 5:34 am
    that chimp can`t possibly be playing the game. he`s not screaming "faaaag!" into a headset.
  37. Profile photo of Justmebaby
    Justmebaby Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:03 am
    that japanese girl in the background was like "poo he plays games better than me."
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    ssdghjkyuyt Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:09 am
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  39. Profile photo of neojester12
    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:37 am
    He isn`t actually playing the game; he`s just moving the sticks.
  40. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 7:55 am
    Have these people not seen planet of the apes yet?
  41. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 8:04 am
    Fakery. I suspect it`s from a Japanese AV video and she`s about to start gargling its vomit.
  42. Profile photo of hutch058
    hutch058 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 8:51 am
    that chimp is amazing - somehow he can shoot without using any shoulder buttons!
  43. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 9:51 am
    These guys are joking right?
  44. Profile photo of pvj2000
    pvj2000 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Fake! They cannot play they don`t have opposable thumbs!
  45. Profile photo of baldkid
    baldkid Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Have these people not seen planet of the apes yet?
  46. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 10:17 am
    It`s a viral advertisement for "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"

    The idea is to get you thinking about apes doing crazy stuff, and then when you go out to the movies on the weekend- guess what`s on your mind?

    Sneaky lil` tricksters.
  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 10:22 am
    It`s a viral advertisement for "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
    You know what tipped me off? "Property of 20th Century Fox"
  48. Profile photo of TwoTone
    TwoTone Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    One of the tv scenes on screen is part of the trailer for FC2
  49. Profile photo of SweetAngel92
    SweetAngel92 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    STOPPPP Teaching them everything!!! Thats how you create monkey overlords!!
  50. Profile photo of pokherkid
    pokherkid Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    the chimp doesnt even use the triggers, its kind of obvious its a trailer
  51. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    lol the cchannel name is apes will rise, totally not a viral trailer (pfffft face)
  52. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    He isn`t looking at the screen half the time.

    They could have done better with this.
  53. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:02 am
    Man, I can`t wait to see Planet of the Apes!!!
  54. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 6:13 am
    "the chimp doesnt even use the triggers"

    That`s because chimps can`t use their fingers independently like they can their thumbs. Their fingers operate much more similarly to a human`s toes, with limited independent movement.
  55. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 6:40 am
    The only thing surprising about this is that so many people commenting here weren`t able to figure out in seconds that this is viral advertising for the upcoming planet of the apes film.

    Fail ALL the things!
  56. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    I-A-B did you get paid to post this? watch the video after of the monkey playing the guitar that is much more lol`s worthy.
  57. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 12:33 am
    fake
  58. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 3:25 am
    Shooped game screen
  59. Profile photo of Kezuale
    Kezuale Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 6:12 am
    This is true, FPS games are made for chimps.
  60. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    how is this going to make me want to see planet of the apes?
  61. Profile photo of lightquake
    lightquake Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 31, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Well, he flings poo, bites, and screams into the mic, but he`s still more civilized than most of the people you`ll see playing an FPS.

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