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Date: 08/03/11 09:23 AM

35 Responses to Chick Kicks Bear`s Ass, Lives To Tell Tale [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Link: Chick Kicks Bear`s Ass, Lives To Tell Tale - Bad-ass, thy name is Ani Haas--Olympic skier.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Like a boss
  3. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Great story to tell her grandchildren one day
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    abdehn Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Like a haas
  5. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:10 am
    "Man up son! You are a Hass, and the Hass family don`t take poo from anyone. Your grandma once punched a bear IN THE FACE."
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    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:11 am
    That conversation in my last comment will happen at least 2 times in the next 40~60 years.
  7. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:49 am
    "Man up son! You are a Hass, and the Hass family don`t take poo from anyone. Your grandma once punched a bear IN THE FACE."

    Not sure, but I don`t think they do the inbreeding thing in Montana, that`s the south.
  8. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Oh please. It`s a black bear. Black bears don`t want to fight you any more than you want to fight them.
  9. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:56 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUx3fZNoskQ
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Here is the NMA version
  11. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:46 am
    I`d love to see DrProfessor in a fight with a black bear. Love it....I`d pay money...lots of it.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:54 am
    LIKE A BOSS
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    SirSparticus Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    i head that bears could smell their menstration.
  14. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Chuck Norris: rule 63
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    @maddux32--absolutely. Provide me with a black bear to fight, and I will fight them. If it isn`t immediately scared off by the fact that I`m 6 foot 3, then an act of aggression (aka punching it in the face) will send it running.
  16. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1078 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Sure I had my arm chewed off, but you should see the other guy!
  17. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Bear is lucky she wasn`t African American. She would have opened a jumbo can of woop-ass on it. Bear is even luckier she wasn`t Chinese, or she`d have eaten its paws with soya sauce.
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Why does this have to be a race issue. "Black" bear attacks "white" woman - can`t we all just get along??
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    when ever life gives you lemons, punch it in the face!
  20. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Strong enough for a bear but I like it too!
  21. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Female Chuck Norris?
  22. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    poor bear
  23. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    It must have been Pedo Bear cause she is way too old for him. Not impressed. And she may be related to David Crockett.
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Reminds me of a recent scene in Mayo Chiki.
  26. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    I bet the bear was made of tree branches and sharp grass.
  27. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    A black bear, is that all?
    Where I live, we stare down a grizzlies.
  28. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    Yeah, black bears are more docile... But a mama and her cubs?? I`d still say she`s quite lucky.
  29. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 12:02 am
    Guess no one, not even a bear is expecting a punch to the face
  30. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 2:47 am
    She doesn`t say the bear attacked her first. So in effect, she was running in the woods, ran between a mother bear and its cubs and punched the mother bear in the face. Nice.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:39 am
    Bullpoo
  32. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:50 am
    I agree with MCMXIII.

    Black bears are as dangerous as grizzlies, at least to a defenceless human, and a pissed off adult bear defending cubs, would have ripped her face off.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 4:50 am
    8==><==8
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    daddysedohoh Female 18-29
    43 posts
    August 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    thats so bad ass punching a bear right in it`s dratin` face
  35. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    @bank it does say that she could not outrun it so she punched it. so clearly it was attacking.

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