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Date: 08/06/11 03:45 AM

86 Responses to Cher Lloyd And Her New Tune, Swagger Jagger

  1. Profile photo of McDeasy
    McDeasy Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 4, 2011 at 3:45 am
    Link: Cher Lloyd And Her New Tune, Swagger Jagger - You can`t even tell if today`s music is a parody song or not. Blame it on MTV.
  2. Profile photo of Devilpillar
    Devilpillar Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:00 am
    It`s sad that I wouldn`t call this song new.
  3. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:03 am
    On behalf of Great Britain, I apologise to the rest of the world for this monstrosity.
  4. Profile photo of fallon2104
    fallon2104 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:16 am
    i personally like this song and have no shame in saying it
  5. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2411 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:23 am
    hey, its better then friday!
  6. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:27 am
    Kill it with fire.
  7. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:36 am
    At least she can sing. She`s like Ke$sha but she can actually sing and actually looks good. And what I mean by "can sing" is be able to sing decent songs with a good voice. This song is terrible.
  8. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:57 am
    F*ck I hate humanity.
  9. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 5:45 am
    What an absolute abomination...

    Not only is she completely stuck up her own arse, but this song is terrible...god knows why they gave her this song if they wanted any actual sales.... it`s that bad it`s like comedy spoof.
  10. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 5:54 am
    What`s new about it? It`s been on the radio for weeks
  11. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:03 am
    "You can`t stop looking at me, tweeting about me..." (whatever) " ... so get up out of my way!" WTF is that supposed to mean anyway - this is moronic. Yes - because someone - probably imaginary - can`t stop tweeting about you, they need to GTFO - BECAUSE of that... isn`t that what fame is all about? being tweeted and blogged about?!

    So, the basis of this song is - if you`re a fan (WHY?!) you need to GTFO and DIAF - or better yet, become famous yourself? stupid.....

    Also - im pretty sure the chorus uses the same rhythm and notes as a nursery rhyme.

  12. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:04 am
    This will pass the test of time. Like Peg Bundy she`ll never cook or clean the house.
  13. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:10 am
    "hey, its better then friday!"

    I would seriously contest that- that was just 12 year old "FUN FUN FUN" music, this is clearly the work of an out of touch music marketing company going `what do kids like these days? Music that sounds like it`s from late 90`s early 00`s pop hip hop and breakdancing with a moronic nursery rhyme hook`
    Seriously, drat the pop industry in every conceivable way.
  14. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:18 am
    Oh, wait, nevermind - I just realized - she meant swagger JACKER. my bad. She needs to learn how to talk/spell.

    She actually has people who try to rip off her style? again...um, why?
  15. Profile photo of afropick3000
    afropick3000 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:27 am
    okay, okay, okay, whew, now that i stopped laughing the video actually reminds me of my youth in the early to mid eighty`s when people actually dressed like this so it`s got that going for it, but seriously, you should get some of your own and get your game up! drating hilarious.
  16. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:57 am
    Stop promoting people like this.
    You did the same with Rebecca Black and you WONDER
    WHY their Youtube viewer-count is so high and how
    it`s spreading so fast.

    BECAUSE YOU`RE PROMOTING IT.
    Don`t talk about it, ignore it, and you will contain it somewhat.
  17. Profile photo of mylife42
    mylife42 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:57 am
    this is why us english hate ourselves. the only redeeming feature of this is the bassline in the back. The verses make me eyes water with pain, the chorus is even worse. BTW, we`ve heard it a while ago in jolly old england. I refuse to hear your link.

    P.S. We have taken the worst song award America. Rebecca Black needs to be put in front of a typewriter again :P
  18. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:10 am
    Anyone else think of the song Clementine when the chorus started?

    Oh my darling, oh my darling,
    Oh my darling, Clementine!
    You are lost and gone forever
    Oh my darling, Clementine
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:16 am
    Truely awful, so bad it`s painful. From the clown shoes to the Ghod-awful lyrics, it sux!
    The ONLY redeeming feature is that she`s really cute. I`d watch her p0rn videos for sure.
  20. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:24 am
    W.T.F is with all the "Swagger + Jagger" lyrics?

    Ke$ha. "Hear we got swagger, but we kick them to the curb unless the look like Mick Jagger"


    ... wtf.

    Maroon 5: "I got the moves like Jagger"

    .... he was born during WWII!

    Black Eyed Peas: "All-all these girls, they like my swagger. They callin’ me Mick Jagger"

    Seriously, goddamn, has rap music just discovered this guy? What, the, drat? How uninspired is the music industry when between them, cross genre, they seem to have come up with one rhyme in the last year.
  21. Profile photo of pomokey
    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:43 am
    @HalfPintRoo

    yup, it`s totally oh my darling clementine
  22. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Why is this here?
  23. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:22 am
    The REALLY funny thing is that the style of this video - it`s really perfect for kids. The colors, the digitally enhanced everything, the text popping up while the singer sings - it`s a perfect medium for entertaining children - and the company I work for - we`ve been using this style in our music videos for several years now - FOR KIDS.

    Who`s the swagger Jacker now, fool?
  24. Profile photo of cityncolour
    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Not..? So apparently Borat is now posting on IAB?

    "These a pants are NOT black."
  25. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Not even going to watch this. Shame on IAB for giving crap artists like this attention. SHAME!!!
  26. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 9:54 am
    Artists please learn that the more you use the word "Me" within a song, degrades not only your integrity; but makes you look like a selfish fool.
  27. Profile photo of cjk718
    cjk718 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:00 am
    hahahahaah @ cityncoulour
  28. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:32 am
    This is objectively the worst attempt at music made by any member of the species.
  29. Profile photo of OliveHaze
    OliveHaze Female 18-29
    29 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:53 am
    Lol. Its kindof messed up because she`s actually talented. She`s just into retarded music.
  30. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 10:57 am
    and what exactly is a `jagger`?


    it`s not musical talent because she wouldn`t have it then...
  31. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Ey-Ei Ey-Ei Ohhhh!

    Seriously though, she is cute but her music blows
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:04 am
    This is terrible.. lets hope it wont be big. But its got a beat so it will be... Help us escape this.
  33. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:08 am
    This is so painful to all 5 senses.
  34. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Makes Rebecca Black sound like Whitney
  35. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:10 am
    it made my ears bleed....
  36. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:43 am
    She ain`t got no swagger.
  37. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Real swagger.

    This guy has swagger.
  38. Profile photo of golani
    golani Male 13-17
    87 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:59 am
    im more intrested in the guy who edited this, and the guy who mixed the song then the actual song.
  39. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    I guess if you`re white trash from Jersey,this`d be your thing.
  40. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    dear god why, http:// operatorchan.org/n/ arch/thumb/n73228_epic% 20face%20palms.jpg
  41. Profile photo of vidur
    vidur Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    I kinda like the beat and the music itself but, the lyrics are just awful.

    I think she`s trying to be an American version of Lady Sovereign..but she`s failing.
  42. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    the beat is awesome, the singer/rapper not so much
  43. Profile photo of Paulacookie
    Paulacookie Female 13-17
    57 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Swagger... Jagger? What does that even mean? Is Jagger the only word that people can find to rhyme with swagger?
  44. Profile photo of Censorship
    Censorship Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    SWAGGER JAGGER: "a person who always cramps your style. a form of hating`"
  45. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    @vidur - Unfortunately, she is English. She was on last year`s x-factor.
  46. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    @Censorship - that`s actually swagger JACKER. she/her manger/producer/director/agnet (perhaps everyone involved with this) is just stupid.
  47. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Too much product placement to be a fake...

    Dear God:
    Why?
  48. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    @raikun12: why are you tasting, smelling, and touching your computer while this is playing?!
  49. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    this is turrible
  50. Profile photo of cloud7zero
    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    ha-ha-ha-ha jack my swag!
    ~Jenna Rose
  51. Profile photo of Aadya
    Aadya Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    /cosigns with Deviros

    YEEEEEP.
  52. Profile photo of gafa
    gafa Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    in the uk we have been unfortunate enough to have this ear poison released for a while -_- its a good job it hasn`t stayed in the charts for long..
  53. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    um...first of all: Who is Cher Lloyd? A good Welsh name is made a mockery of with this woman and her "songs". Second of all: this is my worst nightmare...Japanese pop has finally combined with ghetto rap/hip hop.
  54. Profile photo of fukko
    fukko Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    How long before she Winehouses herself?


    Too soon?
  55. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    I`m confused
  56. Profile photo of liebemin
    liebemin Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    *cough* Chav *cough*
  57. Profile photo of jmccaul1
    jmccaul1 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    Surely "Jagger Swagger" would make more sense?
  58. Profile photo of Errand_boy
    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Did anyone else start singing "My Darling Clementine" to yourself? Not the worst I`ve heard.
  59. Profile photo of nostrathomas
    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 6, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    married with children hair?
  60. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:32 am
    ugh, this is the worst song/music video i`ve seen in awhile.
  61. Profile photo of Machida
    Machida Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 3:41 am
    Good lord this is bad.
  62. Profile photo of MrTomcreaven
    MrTomcreaven Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 3:58 am
    Yeah, so this isn`t a parody :/ she was on Britain`s got talent or xfactor or something last year. This his her new single.
    We`re really really sorry world.
  63. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 5:56 am
    We`re sorry, really really sorry.
    I know this is the worst thing you will have heard, but as a representative of the UK, I can`t apologise enough.
    This isn`t a parody. That little piece of white trash was on X factor last year and Cheryl Cole wanted to manage her. Cher even worked with that God awful man Will I Am. I don`t know who wrote this or made it but it they will be hunted down. And killed.
    Or at least severely maimed.
  64. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Oh my darling Clementine.
  65. Profile photo of Raizurhk
    Raizurhk Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Meh the uk has the bitch the us has rebecca black
  66. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:38 am
    This song affects me in the same way as Beethoven`s 9th affects Alex in `A clockwork orange`. It disgusts me in every way imaginable.
  67. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Devestating news IABers. This pile of filth made the UK number one slot. Yes, there are more retarded white trash in the UK than in any redneck state you can think of.
    Im going to kill myself now. What a fuc*ing fuc*ed up country :(
  68. Profile photo of 8jdb28jdb2
    8jdb28jdb2 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Can`t decide if it`s contemporarily brilliant or not.
  69. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    Actually, I can stop looking at her and I just did.
  70. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    The chorus was acceptable, but the tune sounded like it was taken from a nursery rhyme.


    Everything else was terrible.
  71. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    hold on hold on... why is she carying a boom box if shes got an IPOD? hmm....
  72. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Will the person responsible for this be sacked?

    And if they aren`t, will the people doing the sacking be sacked?


    As you can tell I`m not good at making cultural references.
  73. Profile photo of ashland
    ashland Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    i hate the chorus, it sounds like something a baby would mumble. I like the rest though, its different
  74. Profile photo of isthiswherei
    isthiswherei Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    what the hell is this. Winehouse died and this is still going.
  75. Profile photo of matheus208
    matheus208 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    I love the horn riff lol
    Twaaan nanana nanana nanana
    Hate the rest, tho...
  76. Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    The Foo Fighters are the last rock and roll band left. Everyone else couldn`t find a G chord if their life depended on it. American Idol and the X Factor have killed music....
  77. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    wtf...this chick is fugly.
  78. Profile photo of ricardorob23
    ricardorob23 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    the sad this is, this became UK number 1 yesterday...it makes me ashamed to be british
  79. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    Ah crap, I must be getting old.
  80. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    wtf is a swagger jagger?
  81. Profile photo of Raizurhk
    Raizurhk Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 12:35 am
    This may have become number 1 but as well all know it isnt the public that decides such things its the size of the artists producers wallet and as we know that dub drat simon has a pretty full wallet.
  82. Profile photo of Serenity_
    Serenity_ Female 18-29
    2 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    I need ear bleach
  83. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 9:42 am
    I don`t mind the melody of the chorus but everything else about this song is absolute garbage: Lyrics, her voice, everything. Nice clothes too, those came from the garbage
  84. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    This song makes me want to punch babies
  85. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    OH MY DARLIN, OH MY DARLIN, OH MY DAAARLIN, CLEMENTIIINE!

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