Cher Lloyd And Her New Tune, Swagger Jagger

Submitted by: McDeasy 5 years ago Funny

You can"t even tell if today"s music is a parody song or not. Blame it on MTV.
There are 85 comments:
Male 1,595
OH MY DARLIN, OH MY DARLIN, OH MY DAAARLIN, CLEMENTIIINE!
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Male 286
This song makes me want to punch babies
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Male 1,312
I don`t mind the melody of the chorus but everything else about this song is absolute garbage: Lyrics, her voice, everything. Nice clothes too, those came from the garbage
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Female 2
I need ear bleach
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Male 49
This may have become number 1 but as well all know it isnt the public that decides such things its the size of the artists producers wallet and as we know that dub drat simon has a pretty full wallet.
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Male 411
wtf is a swagger jagger?
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Male 759
Ah crap, I must be getting old.
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Male 2
the sad this is, this became UK number 1 yesterday...it makes me ashamed to be british
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Male 2,345
wtf...this chick is fugly.
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Male 256
The Foo Fighters are the last rock and roll band left. Everyone else couldn`t find a G chord if their life depended on it. American Idol and the X Factor have killed music....
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Male 9
I love the horn riff lol
Twaaan nanana nanana nanana
Hate the rest, tho...
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Male 16
what the hell is this. Winehouse died and this is still going.
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Male 13
i hate the chorus, it sounds like something a baby would mumble. I like the rest though, its different
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Male 1,595
Will the person responsible for this be sacked?

And if they aren`t, will the people doing the sacking be sacked?


As you can tell I`m not good at making cultural references.
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Female 1,894
hold on hold on... why is she carying a boom box if shes got an IPOD? hmm....
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Male 1,595
The chorus was acceptable, but the tune sounded like it was taken from a nursery rhyme.


Everything else was terrible.
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Male 907
Actually, I can stop looking at her and I just did.
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Male 83
Can`t decide if it`s contemporarily brilliant or not.
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Male 2,619
Devestating news IABers. This pile of filth made the UK number one slot. Yes, there are more retarded white trash in the UK than in any redneck state you can think of.
Im going to kill myself now. What a fuc*ing fuc*ed up country :(
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Male 1,231
This song affects me in the same way as Beethoven`s 9th affects Alex in `A clockwork orange`. It disgusts me in every way imaginable.
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Male 49
Meh the uk has the bitch the us has rebecca black
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Male 1,451
Oh my darling Clementine.
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Male 2,619
We`re sorry, really really sorry.
I know this is the worst thing you will have heard, but as a representative of the UK, I can`t apologise enough.
This isn`t a parody. That little piece of white trash was on X factor last year and Cheryl Cole wanted to manage her. Cher even worked with that God awful man Will I Am. I don`t know who wrote this or made it but it they will be hunted down. And killed.
Or at least severely maimed.
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Male 30
Yeah, so this isn`t a parody :/ she was on Britain`s got talent or xfactor or something last year. This his her new single.
We`re really really sorry world.
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Male 24
Good lord this is bad.
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Female 474
ugh, this is the worst song/music video i`ve seen in awhile.
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Male 99
married with children hair?
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Male 621
Did anyone else start singing "My Darling Clementine" to yourself? Not the worst I`ve heard.
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Male 27
Surely "Jagger Swagger" would make more sense?
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Female 26
*cough* Chav *cough*
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Male 27
How long before she Winehouses herself?


Too soon?
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Female 1,205
um...first of all: Who is Cher Lloyd? A good Welsh name is made a mockery of with this woman and her "songs". Second of all: this is my worst nightmare...Japanese pop has finally combined with ghetto rap/hip hop.
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Male 17
in the uk we have been unfortunate enough to have this ear poison released for a while -_- its a good job it hasn`t stayed in the charts for long..
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Female 55
/cosigns with Deviros

YEEEEEP.
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Male 101
ha-ha-ha-ha jack my swag!
~Jenna Rose
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Male 543
this is turrible
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Male 535
@raikun12: why are you tasting, smelling, and touching your computer while this is playing?!
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Male 1,299
Too much product placement to be a fake...

Dear God:
Why?
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Male 535
@Censorship - that`s actually swagger JACKER. she/her manger/producer/director/agnet (perhaps everyone involved with this) is just stupid.
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Female 264
@vidur - Unfortunately, she is English. She was on last year`s x-factor.
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Male 75
SWAGGER JAGGER: "a person who always cramps your style. a form of hating`"
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Female 57
Swagger... Jagger? What does that even mean? Is Jagger the only word that people can find to rhyme with swagger?
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Male 238
the beat is awesome, the singer/rapper not so much
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Male 24
I kinda like the beat and the music itself but, the lyrics are just awful.

I think she`s trying to be an American version of Lady Sovereign..but she`s failing.
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Male 2,384
dear god why, http:// operatorchan.org/n/ arch/thumb/n73228_epic% 20face%20palms.jpg
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Male 2,627
I guess if you`re white trash from Jersey,this`d be your thing.
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Male 87
im more intrested in the guy who edited this, and the guy who mixed the song then the actual song.
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Male 1,526
Real swagger.

This guy has swagger.
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Male 1,526
She ain`t got no swagger.
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Female 1,798
it made my ears bleed....
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Male 14,773
Makes Rebecca Black sound like Whitney
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Male 586
This is so painful to all 5 senses.
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Male 25,416
This is terrible.. lets hope it wont be big. But its got a beat so it will be... Help us escape this.
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Male 302
Ey-Ei Ey-Ei Ohhhh!

Seriously though, she is cute but her music blows
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Male 2,790
and what exactly is a `jagger`?


it`s not musical talent because she wouldn`t have it then...
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Female 29
Lol. Its kindof messed up because she`s actually talented. She`s just into retarded music.
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Male 540
This is objectively the worst attempt at music made by any member of the species.
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Male 5,190
...No
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Male 74
hahahahaah @ cityncoulour
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Male 1,646
Artists please learn that the more you use the word "Me" within a song, degrades not only your integrity; but makes you look like a selfish fool.
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Male 1,610
Not even going to watch this. Shame on IAB for giving crap artists like this attention. SHAME!!!
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Male 379
Not..? So apparently Borat is now posting on IAB?

"These a pants are NOT black."
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Male 535
The REALLY funny thing is that the style of this video - it`s really perfect for kids. The colors, the digitally enhanced everything, the text popping up while the singer sings - it`s a perfect medium for entertaining children - and the company I work for - we`ve been using this style in our music videos for several years now - FOR KIDS.

Who`s the swagger Jacker now, fool?
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Male 6,737
Why is this here?
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Male 95
@HalfPintRoo

yup, it`s totally oh my darling clementine
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Male 4,547
W.T.F is with all the "Swagger + Jagger" lyrics?

Ke$ha. "Hear we got swagger, but we kick them to the curb unless the look like Mick Jagger"


... wtf.

Maroon 5: "I got the moves like Jagger"

.... he was born during WWII!

Black Eyed Peas: "All-all these girls, they like my swagger. They callin’ me Mick Jagger"

Seriously, goddamn, has rap music just discovered this guy? What, the, drat? How uninspired is the music industry when between them, cross genre, they seem to have come up with one rhyme in the last year.
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Male 36,335
Truely awful, so bad it`s painful. From the clown shoes to the Ghod-awful lyrics, it sux!
The ONLY redeeming feature is that she`s really cute. I`d watch her p0rn videos for sure.
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Female 2,764
Anyone else think of the song Clementine when the chorus started?

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clementine!
You are lost and gone forever
Oh my darling, Clementine
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Male 14
this is why us english hate ourselves. the only redeeming feature of this is the bassline in the back. The verses make me eyes water with pain, the chorus is even worse. BTW, we`ve heard it a while ago in jolly old england. I refuse to hear your link.

P.S. We have taken the worst song award America. Rebecca Black needs to be put in front of a typewriter again :P
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Male 594
Stop promoting people like this.
You did the same with Rebecca Black and you WONDER
WHY their Youtube viewer-count is so high and how
it`s spreading so fast.

BECAUSE YOU`RE PROMOTING IT.
Don`t talk about it, ignore it, and you will contain it somewhat.
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Male 69
okay, okay, okay, whew, now that i stopped laughing the video actually reminds me of my youth in the early to mid eighty`s when people actually dressed like this so it`s got that going for it, but seriously, you should get some of your own and get your game up! drating hilarious.
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Male 535
Oh, wait, nevermind - I just realized - she meant swagger JACKER. my bad. She needs to learn how to talk/spell.

She actually has people who try to rip off her style? again...um, why?
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Male 239
"hey, its better then friday!"

I would seriously contest that- that was just 12 year old "FUN FUN FUN" music, this is clearly the work of an out of touch music marketing company going `what do kids like these days? Music that sounds like it`s from late 90`s early 00`s pop hip hop and breakdancing with a moronic nursery rhyme hook`
Seriously, drat the pop industry in every conceivable way.
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Male 3,472
This will pass the test of time. Like Peg Bundy she`ll never cook or clean the house.
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Male 535
"You can`t stop looking at me, tweeting about me..." (whatever) " ... so get up out of my way!" WTF is that supposed to mean anyway - this is moronic. Yes - because someone - probably imaginary - can`t stop tweeting about you, they need to GTFO - BECAUSE of that... isn`t that what fame is all about? being tweeted and blogged about?!

So, the basis of this song is - if you`re a fan (WHY?!) you need to GTFO and DIAF - or better yet, become famous yourself? stupid.....

Also - im pretty sure the chorus uses the same rhythm and notes as a nursery rhyme.

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Male 110
What`s new about it? It`s been on the radio for weeks
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Male 3,081
What an absolute abomination...

Not only is she completely stuck up her own arse, but this song is terrible...god knows why they gave her this song if they wanted any actual sales.... it`s that bad it`s like comedy spoof.
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Male 768
F*ck I hate humanity.
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Male 1,216
At least she can sing. She`s like Ke$sha but she can actually sing and actually looks good. And what I mean by "can sing" is be able to sing decent songs with a good voice. This song is terrible.
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Male 165
Kill it with fire.
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Male 2,542
hey, its better then friday!
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Male 11
i personally like this song and have no shame in saying it
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Male 677
On behalf of Great Britain, I apologise to the rest of the world for this monstrosity.
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Male 36
It`s sad that I wouldn`t call this song new.
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Male 1
Link: Cher Lloyd And Her New Tune, Swagger Jagger [Rate Link] - You can`t even tell if today`s music is a parody song or not. Blame it on MTV.
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