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Date: 08/25/11 10:27 AM

85 Responses to Best. Roomate. Ever. [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ccbx3
    ccbx3 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Link: Best. Roomate. Ever. - Best roomate ever seeks home. Thank you, Craigslist!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:31 am
    War Eagle sir!
  3. Profile photo of Novalith
    Novalith Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Why can`t I have a roommate like this? Oh yeah, cause they don`t exist.
  4. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Wow, he`s trying a WEE BIT too hard...sounds like a serial killer to me.
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    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:36 am
    legit post seems legit...
  6. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:40 am
    I`m sold- but is he willing to pay $1000 or do we have to pay him to be the roomate for how cool he is?
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:40 am
    someone`s over-compensating - sounds like it was written by someone tripping a meth
  8. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Sounds too good to be true. He`s probably got BO like a city garbage strike.
  9. Profile photo of myssiing
    myssiing Female 18-29
    53 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:42 am
    I`d let him over.
  10. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:45 am
    haha nice, good decision coming to SF and leaving NY
  11. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Where was this guy when I needed a room mate?
  12. Profile photo of number1man
    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:46 am
    he will never be without a home hes like chuck norris with more badaassness
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:56 am

    He likes the F-word, doesn`t he.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:00 am
    S professional he has no money and no steady job. yea...
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    Raptorkat Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Hell, I`d let him babysit.
  16. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:04 am
    lmao, i had no idea everyone would love me so much!
  17. Profile photo of Finker
    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Sounds a nice quiet chap.
  18. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Forget room mate, I want his babies.
  19. Profile photo of StrangeLil1
    StrangeLil1 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:10 am
    This - was awesome. I wanna contact this guy and let him know if he ever needs a place in Michigan, he`s got one lol.
  20. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:15 am
    I hate these posts. They`re utterly lacking in creativity and they all sound the same. I get it. You`re funny because you went on craigslist and said "f*ck" a lot.

    Har,

    Har.
  21. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:43 am
    Anyone who is that obnoxious and swears that much is not living with me. There would be blood.
  22. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @diylobotomy - I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!
  23. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Is that from Greenbow? In the County of Greembow?
  24. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Sounds like my dream guy. <3
  25. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    This guy is good.
  26. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    He`s respectful yet swears every sentence?
  27. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    F**king Awesome, When are you F**king moving in?
  28. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Can...can I marry him...?
  29. Profile photo of Jnic815
    Jnic815 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    Hell yeah that`s an Auburn guy WAR EAGLE!
  30. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    Am I the only one who found this a bit annoying? It`s funny for the first few sentences. Then it`s just trying too hard.

    plus he made fun of New York :(
  31. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    He sounds cool but... I donno. Not really my type of person.
  32. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Pfft. "Oooh look at me I can swear and sound awesome to those that have a poor sense of humour".
  33. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    @8BitHero Swearing and cursing do have a certain appeal...
  34. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Well, I guess if you can`t make it there, you can`t make it anywhere?
  35. Profile photo of codydaniel
    codydaniel Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Hahahah, I actually sent him an e-mail about the opening in my apartment.

    Can`t believe it`s on i-a-b.
  36. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    wish i lived in sanfran, cuz i`d be all over this guy...
  37. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    He`s like New Brian.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    There is a catch in there somewhere
  39. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    well, at least he doesn`t lack self-confidence...
  40. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    All the words in all caps... there must be a code in there somewhere:

    EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT FANTASTIC LOVE UP TO YOU LIVE WHENEVER THE drat YOU WANT AWWW poo YEA I dratING LOVE PEOPLE
  41. Profile photo of beardtats
    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    i`d definitely rent a room to this guy. wish i`d tried this in college.
  42. Profile photo of cloud7zero
    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    this guy would aggrivate me in 2 seconds, good thing he left new york
  43. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    @splurbyburbl: Yup, I think you cracked the code! lolz!

    It`s really REALLY difficult to find another human being you can share space with. I`m glad my brother and I got along so well back in the day. We could rent places together and... get along! Our Mum was amazed! (to tell the truth: he put up with more crap than I did, but I`m an OK roomie too).

    I :heart: my brother! (we both own our own houses now, on opposite sides of the city! lolz!)
  44. Profile photo of boredyeti
    boredyeti Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    I`d let him chill with me.
  45. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    i live near SF and wouldnt mind rooming with this guy if hes gonna cook me dinner, do all the housework, and live in my bath tub!
  46. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    410 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Why do I picture the Slap-Chop guy saying this?
  47. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Man, you guys are dumb... I mean really, really dumb. You want to live with this guy? Hope you`re ready for

    this. It`s so obvious.
  48. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    This guy is stealing lines from Harley Morenstein of Epic Meal Time.
  49. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    i didnt read a single word after "professional marketing agent" ...douchebag
  50. Profile photo of academiamole
    academiamole Male 50-59
    33 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    Who the f*ck would want to encounter, let alone live with, this f*cking a**hole?
  51. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    lol @ Darkalen

    I might marry this dude.
  52. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    eh he sounds arrogant
  53. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Secular humanist is redundant. Humanists rock btw.
  54. Profile photo of MrBored123
    MrBored123 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    If he is as described you`ll feel bad every day for not being as awesome. If not he`s just another marketing agent. So it`s not good either way. Except the cleaning the toilets thing, if that`s true I`m exchanging my roommate for him.
  55. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Sounds like a fun guy. But what if I just want to be left the hell alone?
  56. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    at first I felt like academiamole, then as I read on I was sold. hell i would move to san fransisco just to live with him.
  57. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    he reminds my of Brucie from GTA4...

    god...
  58. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    "Sounds like a fun guy. But what if I just want to be left the hell alone?"

    he said he would leave you alone if you wanted him to >.>
  59. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    this guy is really obnoxious
  60. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    Let`s hope the company that hired him doesn`t come across this. That is some of the lamest marketing I`ve seen in my life.
  61. Profile photo of mredward1105
    mredward1105 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    This guy is freaking awesome!!! I WANT TO LIVE WITH HIM!!!!
  62. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    ahh, the sweet smell of desperation....
  63. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    He had me at Palahniuk...
  64. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    He`s probably the worst roommate imaginable.
  65. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    I knew where this was headed as soon as I read "Konichiwa Bitches".
  66. Profile photo of theboredomat
    theboredomat Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 25, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    He could outsell the socks off Billy Mays. RIP
  67. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 12:09 am
    he can live with me, i`ll even pay his airfare over to nz
  68. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 12:40 am
    He`s like the guy who introduced Forest Gump to the stage in DC. He likes to say the work fcuk: alot.
  69. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 1:18 am
    What a douche. You actually think a guy with that much to say about himself wouldn`t give you the biggest headache after about 20 minutes. Wise up.
  70. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 1:27 am
    TL;DR
  71. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 3:31 am
    Those actually sounded gross.
  72. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 4:23 am
    Sounds like he`s spent too long in New York to me. Might be fun in small doses, but living in? Noooooooooooooooo...
  73. Profile photo of kbubb91
    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 5:13 am
    i was saying no until he got to the pot part, then im like ok
  74. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:19 am
    WTF? TL;DR, why not just say I`m a total douche bag, and thought i don`t believe what you found interesting was important enough to read, i believe i am important enough to tell you you aren`t worth my time. If you aren`t going to take the time to read something, don`t take the time to comment, no one cares that you have the attention span of a gnat(and the comprehension skills)The next time you get the itch to post TL;DR go tell your girl friend, or maybe someone that cares what you think...ahhhh i see why you did that now. Maybe if you weren`t such a douche you would have someone that cared enough to pretend to be interested in you.
  75. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:20 am
    @Rawrq-Secular Humanism is a secular ideology which espouses reason, ethics, and justice, whilst specifically rejecting supernatural and religious dogma as a basis of morality and decision-making. Secular Humanism contrasts with Religious Humanism, which is an integration of humanist ethical philosophy with religious rituals and beliefs that center on human needs, interests, and abilities. Renaissance humanism is a cultural movement of the Italian Renaissance based on the study of classical works.
  76. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:28 am
    @Hiomi who is 13-17:
    No. No you may not! O_O; I`ve not even got any children and yet your giving me gray hair! OMG. He`s obviously kind of messed up in the head, don`t fall for it! That`s it, your not allowed to get married until you`re in your 30`s!
  77. Profile photo of LegosFTW
    LegosFTW Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 7:31 am
    @Vimto
    That very well could be true, because I`m from New York, and think he would be a pretty great roommate haha
  78. Profile photo of Finker
    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Skittzo, you are going to make a great parent ;)
  79. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    August 26, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    chimmeychang, calm yo titties
  80. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 7:05 am
    Skittzo, a grave accent "`" is not the same as an apostrophe "`". Please stop being stupid.
  81. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 12:02 am
    I want to meet this dude.
  82. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    August 30, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    so many F bombs! haha You know, i found myself thinking that if he didn`t swear so much I might take him seriously. But then I thought, it`s craig`s list...this poor man has to use Craig`s list...that means he is just speaking in the vernacular.
  83. Profile photo of JolieTheMute
    JolieTheMute Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 31, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    Yeah, he is drating obnoxious.
  84. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    @Tobunshi: Dude, I appreciate the grammar natzi issues you must have, I really do. However both marks you showed me are identical. Also, this --> ` <-- is the only apostrophe my keyboard is capable of making. Thanks for the tip though. I`ve never actually heard of a grave accent being anything standard on a keyboard, but you`re from Europe so maybe things are different there.
    Sorry for the offense dude. ^^; However bizarre it may have been!
  85. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 9, 2011 at 5:28 am
    "Skittzo, a grave accent "`" is not the same as an apostrophe "`"

    True... an apostrophe represents missing letters in a word, and a grave accent describes how Zombies talk. Two very different things.

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