Best. Roomate. Ever. [Pic]

Submitted by: ccbx3 6 years ago in

Best roomate ever seeks home. Thank you, Craigslist!
There are 85 comments:
Male 3,147
"Skittzo, a grave accent "`" is not the same as an apostrophe "`"

True... an apostrophe represents missing letters in a word, and a grave accent describes how Zombies talk. Two very different things.

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Female 185
@Tobunshi: Dude, I appreciate the grammar natzi issues you must have, I really do. However both marks you showed me are identical. Also, this --> ` <-- is the only apostrophe my keyboard is capable of making. Thanks for the tip though. I`ve never actually heard of a grave accent being anything standard on a keyboard, but you`re from Europe so maybe things are different there.
Sorry for the offense dude. ^^; However bizarre it may have been!
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Female 42
Yeah, he is drating obnoxious.
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Female 1,203
so many F bombs! haha You know, i found myself thinking that if he didn`t swear so much I might take him seriously. But then I thought, it`s craig`s list...this poor man has to use Craig`s list...that means he is just speaking in the vernacular.
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Female 212
I want to meet this dude.
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Male 678
Skittzo, a grave accent "`" is not the same as an apostrophe "`". Please stop being stupid.
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Male 231
chimmeychang, calm yo titties
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Male 505
Skittzo, you are going to make a great parent ;)
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Male 69
@Vimto
That very well could be true, because I`m from New York, and think he would be a pretty great roommate haha
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Female 185
@Hiomi who is 13-17:
No. No you may not! O_O; I`ve not even got any children and yet your giving me gray hair! OMG. He`s obviously kind of messed up in the head, don`t fall for it! That`s it, your not allowed to get married until you`re in your 30`s!
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Male 684
@Rawrq-Secular Humanism is a secular ideology which espouses reason, ethics, and justice, whilst specifically rejecting supernatural and religious dogma as a basis of morality and decision-making. Secular Humanism contrasts with Religious Humanism, which is an integration of humanist ethical philosophy with religious rituals and beliefs that center on human needs, interests, and abilities.[1] Renaissance humanism is a cultural movement of the Italian Renaissance based on the study of classical works.[2][3]
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Male 684
WTF? TL;DR, why not just say I`m a total douche bag, and thought i don`t believe what you found interesting was important enough to read, i believe i am important enough to tell you you aren`t worth my time. If you aren`t going to take the time to read something, don`t take the time to comment, no one cares that you have the attention span of a gnat(and the comprehension skills)The next time you get the itch to post TL;DR go tell your girl friend, or maybe someone that cares what you think...ahhhh i see why you did that now. Maybe if you weren`t such a douche you would have someone that cared enough to pretend to be interested in you.
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Male 89
i was saying no until he got to the pot part, then im like ok
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Male 2,862
Sounds like he`s spent too long in New York to me. Might be fun in small doses, but living in? Noooooooooooooooo...
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Male 96
Those actually sounded gross.
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Male 3,076
TL;DR
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Male 670
What a douche. You actually think a guy with that much to say about himself wouldn`t give you the biggest headache after about 20 minutes. Wise up.
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Male 453
He`s like the guy who introduced Forest Gump to the stage in DC. He likes to say the work fcuk: alot.
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Female 4,491
he can live with me, i`ll even pay his airfare over to nz
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Male 5
He could outsell the socks off Billy Mays. RIP
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Male 4,902
I knew where this was headed as soon as I read "Konichiwa Bitches".
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Male 322
He`s probably the worst roommate imaginable.
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Female 71
He had me at Palahniuk...
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Female 535
ahh, the sweet smell of desperation....
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Male 3
This guy is freaking awesome!!! I WANT TO LIVE WITH HIM!!!!
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Male 802
Let`s hope the company that hired him doesn`t come across this. That is some of the lamest marketing I`ve seen in my life.
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Male 1,745
this guy is really obnoxious
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Male 3,745
"Sounds like a fun guy. But what if I just want to be left the hell alone?"

he said he would leave you alone if you wanted him to >.>
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Male 3,745
he reminds my of Brucie from GTA4...

god...
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Male 439
at first I felt like academiamole, then as I read on I was sold. hell i would move to san fransisco just to live with him.
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Male 1,451
Sounds like a fun guy. But what if I just want to be left the hell alone?
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Male 52
If he is as described you`ll feel bad every day for not being as awesome. If not he`s just another marketing agent. So it`s not good either way. Except the cleaning the toilets thing, if that`s true I`m exchanging my roommate for him.
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Male 934
Secular humanist is redundant. Humanists rock btw.
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Male 2,790
eh he sounds arrogant
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Male 319
lol @ Darkalen

I might marry this dude.
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Male 33
Who the f*ck would want to encounter, let alone live with, this f*cking a**hole?
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Male 347
i didnt read a single word after "professional marketing agent" ...douchebag
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Female 4,447
This guy is stealing lines from Harley Morenstein of Epic Meal Time.
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Male 2,436
Man, you guys are dumb... I mean really, really dumb. You want to live with this guy? Hope you`re ready for

this. It`s so obvious.
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Male 414
Why do I picture the Slap-Chop guy saying this?
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Female 418
i live near SF and wouldnt mind rooming with this guy if hes gonna cook me dinner, do all the housework, and live in my bath tub!
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Male 16
I`d let him chill with me.
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Male 41,139
@splurbyburbl: Yup, I think you cracked the code! lolz!

It`s really REALLY difficult to find another human being you can share space with. I`m glad my brother and I got along so well back in the day. We could rent places together and... get along! Our Mum was amazed! (to tell the truth: he put up with more crap than I did, but I`m an OK roomie too).

I :heart: my brother! (we both own our own houses now, on opposite sides of the city! lolz!)
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Male 101
this guy would aggrivate me in 2 seconds, good thing he left new york
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Male 255
i`d definitely rent a room to this guy. wish i`d tried this in college.
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Male 2,796
All the words in all caps... there must be a code in there somewhere:

EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT FANTASTIC LOVE UP TO YOU LIVE WHENEVER THE drat YOU WANT AWWW poo YEA I dratING LOVE PEOPLE
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Female 4,084
well, at least he doesn`t lack self-confidence...
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Male 25,416
There is a catch in there somewhere
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Female 446
He`s like New Brian.
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Female 3,598
wish i lived in sanfran, cuz i`d be all over this guy...
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Male 34
Hahahah, I actually sent him an e-mail about the opening in my apartment.

Can`t believe it`s on i-a-b.
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Male 3,310
Well, I guess if you can`t make it there, you can`t make it anywhere?
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Male 283
@8BitHero Swearing and cursing do have a certain appeal...
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Male 5,413
Pfft. "Oooh look at me I can swear and sound awesome to those that have a poor sense of humour".
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Male 10,440
He sounds cool but... I donno. Not really my type of person.
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Male 447
Am I the only one who found this a bit annoying? It`s funny for the first few sentences. Then it`s just trying too hard.

plus he made fun of New York :(
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Male 71
Hell yeah that`s an Auburn guy WAR EAGLE!
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Female 1,148
Can...can I marry him...?
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Male 554
F**king Awesome, When are you F**king moving in?
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Male 1,383
He`s respectful yet swears every sentence?
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Male 7,378
This guy is good.
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Male 592
Sounds like my dream guy. <3
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Male 3,477
Is that from Greenbow? In the County of Greembow?
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Male 165
@diylobotomy - I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!
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Male 1,832
Anyone who is that obnoxious and swears that much is not living with me. There would be blood.
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Male 3,894
I hate these posts. They`re utterly lacking in creativity and they all sound the same. I get it. You`re funny because you went on craigslist and said "f*ck" a lot.

Har,

Har.
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Female 85
This - was awesome. I wanna contact this guy and let him know if he ever needs a place in Michigan, he`s got one lol.
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Female 3,562
Forget room mate, I want his babies.
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Male 505
Sounds a nice quiet chap.
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Male 622
lmao, i had no idea everyone would love me so much!
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Male 75
Hell, I`d let him babysit.
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Male 3,285
S professional he has no money and no steady job. yea...
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Male 40,250

He likes the F-word, doesn`t he.
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Male 240
he will never be without a home hes like chuck norris with more badaassness
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Female 606
Where was this guy when I needed a room mate?
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Male 408
haha nice, good decision coming to SF and leaving NY
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Female 53
I`d let him over.
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Male 168
Sounds too good to be true. He`s probably got BO like a city garbage strike.
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Male 1,054
someone`s over-compensating - sounds like it was written by someone tripping a meth
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Male 238
I`m sold- but is he willing to pay $1000 or do we have to pay him to be the roomate for how cool he is?
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Male 112
legit post seems legit...
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Female 3,726
Wow, he`s trying a WEE BIT too hard...sounds like a serial killer to me.
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Male 8
Why can`t I have a roommate like this? Oh yeah, cause they don`t exist.
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Male 10,338
War Eagle sir!
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Female 4
Link: Best. Roomate. Ever. [Pic] [Rate Link] - Best roomate ever seeks home. Thank you, Craigslist!
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