Another Prudish Letter From The Neighbors [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Misc

Can"t people just do it in peace anymore? What is this, a police state?
There are 45 comments:
Male 1,360
if it`s too loud, you`re too old.
"They could just have oral sex."
yeah ummmmm my guess is the "oral sex" you give/receive is mediocre???

anyways this is the curse of living in an apt.
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Male 231
its a shame that these can be faked so easily
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Male 1,595
Making people l
ose sleep because of it is sick.
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Male 3,285
Another obvious fake.
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Male 341
They could just have oral sex.
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Male 59
Freaking out: Informal to be or cause to be in a heightened emotional state, such as that of fear, anger, or excitement.

But you already knew that and just wanted to be an ass, right?
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Male 45
>>Joosen
I`m gonna assume english isn`t your first language.
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Male 206
Really? The pets are literally freaking out? Are they growing extra appendages or turning into bearded ladies?
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Male 15,187
Solution is simple, move the bed to the spare room, move the utility room equipment into the master bedroom and run the spin cycle at night.
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Male 453
This is exactly why I bought a ball-gag for my wife. I`m soooo considerate (of the neighbors).
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Male 183
Hehe. Looks like some people arent having enough sex and are getting jealous. Do what I do, start having sex and do battle with the neighbors over who is loudest. Apt C- 10, Apt B- 11, Draws- 2
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Female 735
I feel sorry for these guys. Being quiet during sex makes the sex significantly worse, for me. And if they live in an apartment complex with thin walls and all, when are they supposed to be loud? Never? That would suck! Moving the bed back a bit may be a valid idea, but they can`t always be quiet! : )
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Female 1,652
I`m sorry, neighbors. I`ll try to be quieter if I can.
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Male 405
Someone needs to figure out how to use bullets correctly when working in Word.
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Male 84
I`ll "ose sleep", but the rest of the list is out of the question.
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Female 3,598
yeah, all these people that are claiming it`s "easy to be quiet" aren`t having very good sex... but you may want to consider some kind of gag if you`re waking the neigbors ;-)
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Male 620
"It`s not hard to not be loud"

Sorry you feel that way, maybe someday you`ll find someone who will show you the errors in your statement.
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Female 13
if you dont like hearing other people having sex then dont live in an apartment, it is not easy to be quiet during sex and it gets so good that you dont care who knows
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Male 25,417
Good on em....
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Female 322
Also my guess is they are probably faking it. Or exaggerating at least.
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Female 322
These people obviously want everyone to know they are having sex. It`s not hard to not be loud while drating just keep your mouth shut. Put a sock in it or something jeez.
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Male 934
Seems like a personally reasonable complaint.
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Male 1,540
@Gerry
"Awe awe awe grrrrgle"
I know that feel. I hate that sound.
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Male 57
My ex gf would moan pretty loud sometimes that I would make her bite my hand or pillow to shut her up so she did not wake my mom up in the next room. I would have teeth marks on my hand where I would shove it into her mouth if she got too loud or about to cum. It was worth it though, the sex was great!!
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Male 10,855
LOL

That must be some pretty rough sex
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Male 234
Since when does prudish mean HILARIOUS.
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Male 376
doesn`t seem prudish to me at all
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Male 688
How does that work Gerry? Do they form a line or... take numbers?
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Male 39,583

I had a neighbor for 6 years who was a deaf slut.
3 or 4 differant guys every night and deaf chicks are LOUD!

And I mean LOUD in a bad way.
"Aew Aew Aew Aew Aew Aew Grrrrrgle Aew Aew Aew Aew Aew"
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Male 383
@RobSwindol: The cries of innocent civilians are much more pleasing and rewarding.
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Female 1,356
sounds like a screamer
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Male 6,737
ose sleep?
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Male 1,440
Some of them ARE most likely fake, however a few here and there could be real.
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Male 362
my old roommate used to have sex with this girl every night with his door wide open and the lights on and she`d be fake crying loudly the whole time.
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Male 2,528
How does the slaughter or innocent civilians sound any differenct than the slaughter or guilty civilians?
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Male 7,123
chewiegooey,

I agree. It`s an etablished trope now, or possibly a meme. Whatever, diminishing returns.
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Female 1,798
@ chewiegooey:

I`ve been starting to think the same thing...this one tries just a little too hard to be funny.
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Male 237
this note right here is a green light to screw the bed to the wall get a megaphone and then pop viagra. if they want to complain ill give them something to REALLY complain about. jerk offs
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Male 4,807

DAMN.. My neighbours are on to me.
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Male 53
I`ve seen a lot of these over the past year and can`t help but think most are fake. Kinda ruins the comedic value for me. I know I`m opening a troll door but does anyone else think the same?
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Male 5,413
Jealous much?
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Male 802
Didn`t sound prudish at all. A prude would have simply asked them to be a bit more quiet late in the evening when people are sleeping.
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Male 439
WOW 30 minutes!! if that sign was for me it would have said 2 minutes at a time
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Male 230
Sounds like they`re doing it right...
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Female 596
Link: Another Prudish Letter From The Neighbors [Pic] [Rate Link] - Can`t people just do it in peace anymore? What is this, a police state?
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