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Date: 08/28/11 10:48 AM

45 Responses to Another Prudish Letter From The Neighbors [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:49 am
    Link: Another Prudish Letter From The Neighbors - Can`t people just do it in peace anymore? What is this, a police state?
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    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Sounds like they`re doing it right...
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:58 am
    WOW 30 minutes!! if that sign was for me it would have said 2 minutes at a time
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Didn`t sound prudish at all. A prude would have simply asked them to be a bit more quiet late in the evening when people are sleeping.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Jealous much?
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    chewiegooey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:05 am
    I`ve seen a lot of these over the past year and can`t help but think most are fake. Kinda ruins the comedic value for me. I know I`m opening a troll door but does anyone else think the same?
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:06 am

    DAMN.. My neighbours are on to me.
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    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:22 am
    this note right here is a green light to screw the bed to the wall get a megaphone and then pop viagra. if they want to complain ill give them something to REALLY complain about. jerk offs
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:22 am
    @ chewiegooey:

    I`ve been starting to think the same thing...this one tries just a little too hard to be funny.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7070 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:34 am
    chewiegooey,

    I agree. It`s an etablished trope now, or possibly a meme. Whatever, diminishing returns.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    August 28, 2011 at 11:48 am
    How does the slaughter or innocent civilians sound any differenct than the slaughter or guilty civilians?
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 11:55 am
    my old roommate used to have sex with this girl every night with his door wide open and the lights on and she`d be fake crying loudly the whole time.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Some of them ARE most likely fake, however a few here and there could be real.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    ose sleep?
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    sounds like a screamer
  16. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    @RobSwindol: The cries of innocent civilians are much more pleasing and rewarding.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    I had a neighbor for 6 years who was a deaf slut.
    3 or 4 differant guys every night and deaf chicks are LOUD!

    And I mean LOUD in a bad way.
    "Aew Aew Aew Aew Aew Aew Grrrrrgle Aew Aew Aew Aew Aew"
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    How does that work Gerry? Do they form a line or... take numbers?
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    doesn`t seem prudish to me at all
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    junkaroo Male 30-39
    234 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Since when does prudish mean HILARIOUS.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    LOL

    That must be some pretty rough sex
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    metalhead516 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    My ex gf would moan pretty loud sometimes that I would make her bite my hand or pillow to shut her up so she did not wake my mom up in the next room. I would have teeth marks on my hand where I would shove it into her mouth if she got too loud or about to cum. It was worth it though, the sex was great!!
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    @Gerry
    "Awe awe awe grrrrgle"
    I know that feel. I hate that sound.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Seems like a personally reasonable complaint.
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    These people obviously want everyone to know they are having sex. It`s not hard to not be loud while drating just keep your mouth shut. Put a sock in it or something jeez.
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Also my guess is they are probably faking it. Or exaggerating at least.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Good on em....
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    3peaceful1s Female 18-29
    13 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    if you dont like hearing other people having sex then dont live in an apartment, it is not easy to be quiet during sex and it gets so good that you dont care who knows
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    "It`s not hard to not be loud"

    Sorry you feel that way, maybe someday you`ll find someone who will show you the errors in your statement.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    yeah, all these people that are claiming it`s "easy to be quiet" aren`t having very good sex... but you may want to consider some kind of gag if you`re waking the neigbors ;-)
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    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    I`ll "ose sleep", but the rest of the list is out of the question.
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Someone needs to figure out how to use bullets correctly when working in Word.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    I`m sorry, neighbors. I`ll try to be quieter if I can.
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    I feel sorry for these guys. Being quiet during sex makes the sex significantly worse, for me. And if they live in an apartment complex with thin walls and all, when are they supposed to be loud? Never? That would suck! Moving the bed back a bit may be a valid idea, but they can`t always be quiet! : )
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Hehe. Looks like some people arent having enough sex and are getting jealous. Do what I do, start having sex and do battle with the neighbors over who is loudest. Apt C- 10, Apt B- 11, Draws- 2
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    This is exactly why I bought a ball-gag for my wife. I`m soooo considerate (of the neighbors).
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    August 28, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Solution is simple, move the bed to the spare room, move the utility room equipment into the master bedroom and run the spin cycle at night.
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    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 12:30 am
    Really? The pets are literally freaking out? Are they growing extra appendages or turning into bearded ladies?
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    Tinrac Male 18-29
    45 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 1:20 am
    >>Joosen
    I`m gonna assume english isn`t your first language.
  40. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 1:30 am
    Freaking out: Informal to be or cause to be in a heightened emotional state, such as that of fear, anger, or excitement.

    But you already knew that and just wanted to be an ass, right?
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    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 2:00 am
    They could just have oral sex.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 3:01 am
    Another obvious fake.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 4:21 am
    Making people l
    ose sleep because of it is sick.
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    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 10:31 am
    its a shame that these can be faked so easily
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 30, 2011 at 2:29 am
    if it`s too loud, you`re too old.
    "They could just have oral sex."
    yeah ummmmm my guess is the "oral sex" you give/receive is mediocre???

    anyways this is the curse of living in an apt.

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