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42 Responses to 8 Reasons Why Bert and Ernie Are Gay

  1. Profile photo of JM1985
    JM1985 Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    Link: 8 Reasons Why Bert and Ernie Are Gay - Some of the best arguments we have heard.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
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    August 13, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    the first one was good but then some got far fetched
  3. Profile photo of CacaConPelos
    CacaConPelos Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    fake and ghey
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    August 13, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    These aren`t reasons why they are gay. These are indications as to their sexual orientation. the REASON they are gay is because they are possessed by demons. Or maybe they were born that way, guess it depends who you ask.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    so turk and jd (scrubs), joey and chandler (friends), ted and marshall (HIMYM), etc, etc, etc. are all gay

    the first one is a huge stretch ("`mo` is short for homo"), and the rest are just as retarded
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    Please don`t impose your ideologies upon my childhood.

    Is nothing sacred???
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    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    Thats fine dude. Keep watching sesame street.
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    supersai20 Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    @CacaConPelos

    get out, and take your retarded ray william johnson b.s with you
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    handyman0205 Male 60-69
    134 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    They can`t be gay, they don`t exist from the waist down.
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    xigris Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Seriously, You realize that you`re having a fight over a few pieces of cloth on a children`s TV show? Grow up you drating losers!!! With all the ghey bashing and bigotry I`m starting to think that society has more of an affect on being homosexual than that person`s orientation. Hell, We`ve already segregated them to separate bars. Might as well make them use their own bathrooms and drinking fountains too. "I don`t want to get the ghey..."
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    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    Ernie and Bert are bros. Simple as that. If they are gay isn`t even remotely interesting imho.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    darkmagic14n, your examples were not helping your argument. especially jd and turk; anybody who watched that show knows those two are definitely in gay love with each other.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    "anybody who watched that show knows those two are definitely in gay love with each other."

    anyone who watched that show knows those two have guylove for each other, they even made a song about it.

    if you can`t emotionally connect with someone, even of the same sex, without finding them sexually attractive, you have some issues you need to sort out, perhaps homophobic.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    If I knew of a couple of young men living like that, I wouldn`t necessarily assume they were gay.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    I thought they were two kid brothers, when I was growing up, not unrelated adults.

    This is not unlike the rumor that the Scooby-Doo cartoon Scoobie snacks were marijuana.
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    They can`t be gay... they`ve been wearing the same shirts for 25 years!
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    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    August 13, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    Um.. They`re puppets. On a kids show. Get a life.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 12:33 am
    "if you can`t emotionally connect with someone, even of the same sex, without finding them sexually attractive, you have some issues you need to sort out, perhaps homophobic."

    so emo.

    If you`re in a long term relationship, marriage...whatever. Take a look at the way you and your partner bicker, then watch Bert and Ernie.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 1:58 am
    My thoughts exactly CurlyBackJoe: It`s a kids show...MOVE ON!

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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:00 am
    Until they show them f/ucking they have no sexual orientation. I`m not so looking forward to explaining sex (straight or gay) to a three year old.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:14 am
    Remember when Vatican declared Simpson`s catholic? This is just the same level of silly the creators say No they are not & that is that
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 4:07 am
    Holy Stereotypes Batman! Singing? Being organised? Wearing `snappy` clothing? Oh well they MUST be gay then!

    I`m gay, but don`t think Bert and Ernie are meant to be gay at all. There`s only speculative evidence, they`ve never shown any romantic interest towards each other at all, only good friendship. As for the fantasy stuff... its Sesame Street... they`re talking puppets ffs.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 4:56 am
    1 reason why I don`t care....

    1.) so what? they`re puppets.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1835 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 5:09 am
    As somebody who grew up with Sesame Street I find this whole thing highly offensive to puppets and fags everywhere. :-P
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 5:39 am
    I`m not convinced until I see that porno.
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    AngryAsian Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 6:20 am
    dude, seriously?
    the parents these days really piss me the drat off. They just need to shut up about EVERYTHING SINGLE THING they argue about and let their children have a nice, enjoyable childhood. And so what if they are gay? the children dont fcking care
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 6:59 am
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
    I love how people are so concerned over the sexual orientation of inanimate objects. Way to prioritize, people.
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    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 10:53 am
    Well technically they have come out, they`re not hiding anything. I want an invite to the wedding!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 11:02 am
    whatever two consenting puppets do after the tv cameras are off is their own business.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    aw, I think they`re just best friends. It`s a cute show for kids. Kind of silly to give puppets a sexual orientation.
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    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    @heartx3jess
    exactly.
  33. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Yup they don`t have a sexual orientation. Not everything has to be made into a politically correct statement.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Childhood not destroyed today! innocence and logic prevails!
  35. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Who doesn`t sing in the tub with a monster, frog, homeless man, a vampire, a construction worker, a news anchor, a f--king cow, and an owl-bear while a dozen or so of acquaintances peer in through ajar doors or windows supplying backup?

    That`s how I spend Thursdays.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    Reason number 1: watch any of their sketches
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    August 14, 2011 at 11:29 pm
    I thought reason #1 would be that they can`t do anything without a guy sticking his hand up their ass.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:11 am
    vv ROFL!!
  39. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:33 am
    old news is old.
    however this show is aimed at an audience with little or no sexual knowledge, so ummmmm call them gay if you absolutely have to, but i`m just gonna go with best friends...
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 9:05 am
    When I first saw this, the only thing that came to mind was the scene in Clerks 2 where that guy is defending LoTR and says "they`re not gay, they`re hobbits." LOL
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    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Reasons why Bert and Ernie aren`t gay:
    1. They`re drating muppets.
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 16, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    If they were gay don`t you think Ernie would make Bert man-scape that uni-brow. Anyway, if you were a muppet wouldn`t you be gay? I mean look at the bitches you had to chose from.


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