8 Reasons Why Bert and Ernie Are Gay

Submitted by: JM1985 5 years ago
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Some of the best arguments we have heard.
There are 42 comments:
Male 621
If they were gay don`t you think Ernie would make Bert man-scape that uni-brow. Anyway, if you were a muppet wouldn`t you be gay? I mean look at the bitches you had to chose from.


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Male 506
Reasons why Bert and Ernie aren`t gay:
1. They`re drating muppets.
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Male 1,312
When I first saw this, the only thing that came to mind was the scene in Clerks 2 where that guy is defending LoTR and says "they`re not gay, they`re hobbits." LOL
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Male 1,360
old news is old.
however this show is aimed at an audience with little or no sexual knowledge, so ummmmm call them gay if you absolutely have to, but i`m just gonna go with best friends...
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Male 14,330
vv ROFL!!
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Male 4,298
I thought reason #1 would be that they can`t do anything without a guy sticking his hand up their ass.
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Male 15,510
Reason number 1: watch any of their sketches
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Male 1,595
Who doesn`t sing in the tub with a monster, frog, homeless man, a vampire, a construction worker, a news anchor, a f--king cow, and an owl-bear while a dozen or so of acquaintances peer in through ajar doors or windows supplying backup?

That`s how I spend Thursdays.
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Male 25,416
Childhood not destroyed today! innocence and logic prevails!
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Female 412
Yup they don`t have a sexual orientation. Not everything has to be made into a politically correct statement.
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Male 388
@heartx3jess
exactly.
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Female 1,578
aw, I think they`re just best friends. It`s a cute show for kids. Kind of silly to give puppets a sexual orientation.
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Female 4,086
whatever two consenting puppets do after the tv cameras are off is their own business.
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Female 337
Well technically they have come out, they`re not hiding anything. I want an invite to the wedding!
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Male 1,832
I love how people are so concerned over the sexual orientation of inanimate objects. Way to prioritize, people.
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Male 37,897
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Male 122
dude, seriously?
the parents these days really piss me the drat off. They just need to shut up about EVERYTHING SINGLE THING they argue about and let their children have a nice, enjoyable childhood. And so what if they are gay? the children dont fcking care
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Male 10,845
I`m not convinced until I see that porno.
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Male 2,371
As somebody who grew up with Sesame Street I find this whole thing highly offensive to puppets and fags everywhere. :-P
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Male 3,081
1 reason why I don`t care....

1.) so what? they`re puppets.
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Male 663
Holy Stereotypes Batman! Singing? Being organised? Wearing `snappy` clothing? Oh well they MUST be gay then!

I`m gay, but don`t think Bert and Ernie are meant to be gay at all. There`s only speculative evidence, they`ve never shown any romantic interest towards each other at all, only good friendship. As for the fantasy stuff... its Sesame Street... they`re talking puppets ffs.
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Female 2,549
Remember when Vatican declared Simpson`s catholic? This is just the same level of silly the creators say No they are not & that is that
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Male 802
Until they show them f/ucking they have no sexual orientation. I`m not so looking forward to explaining sex (straight or gay) to a three year old.
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Female 3,727
My thoughts exactly CurlyBackJoe: It`s a kids show...MOVE ON!

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Male 759
"if you can`t emotionally connect with someone, even of the same sex, without finding them sexually attractive, you have some issues you need to sort out, perhaps homophobic."

so emo.

If you`re in a long term relationship, marriage...whatever. Take a look at the way you and your partner bicker, then watch Bert and Ernie.
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Male 222
Um.. They`re puppets. On a kids show. Get a life.
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Female 457
They can`t be gay... they`ve been wearing the same shirts for 25 years!
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Male 17,512
I thought they were two kid brothers, when I was growing up, not unrelated adults.

This is not unlike the rumor that the Scooby-Doo cartoon Scoobie snacks were marijuana.
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Male 14,775
If I knew of a couple of young men living like that, I wouldn`t necessarily assume they were gay.
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Male 1,625
"anybody who watched that show knows those two are definitely in gay love with each other."

anyone who watched that show knows those two have guylove for each other, they even made a song about it.

if you can`t emotionally connect with someone, even of the same sex, without finding them sexually attractive, you have some issues you need to sort out, perhaps homophobic.
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Male 7,585
darkmagic14n, your examples were not helping your argument. especially jd and turk; anybody who watched that show knows those two are definitely in gay love with each other.
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Male 269
Ernie and Bert are bros. Simple as that. If they are gay isn`t even remotely interesting imho.
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Male 120
Seriously, You realize that you`re having a fight over a few pieces of cloth on a children`s TV show? Grow up you drating losers!!! With all the ghey bashing and bigotry I`m starting to think that society has more of an affect on being homosexual than that person`s orientation. Hell, We`ve already segregated them to separate bars. Might as well make them use their own bathrooms and drinking fountains too. "I don`t want to get the ghey..."
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Male 134
They can`t be gay, they don`t exist from the waist down.
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Male 105
@CacaConPelos

get out, and take your retarded ray william johnson b.s with you
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Male 178
Thats fine dude. Keep watching sesame street.
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Male 541
Please don`t impose your ideologies upon my childhood.

Is nothing sacred???
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Male 1,625
so turk and jd (scrubs), joey and chandler (friends), ted and marshall (HIMYM), etc, etc, etc. are all gay

the first one is a huge stretch ("`mo` is short for homo"), and the rest are just as retarded
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Male 2,033
These aren`t reasons why they are gay. These are indications as to their sexual orientation. the REASON they are gay is because they are possessed by demons. Or maybe they were born that way, guess it depends who you ask.
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Male 36
fake and ghey
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Male 2,790
the first one was good but then some got far fetched
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Male 2
Link: 8 Reasons Why Bert and Ernie Are Gay [Rate Link] - Some of the best arguments we have heard.
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