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Date: 08/02/11 02:17 PM

54 Responses to 10 Ways To Get Fired Like A Boss

  1. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Link: 10 Ways To Get Fired Like A Boss - Get canned with style.
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    bliznik Male 30-39
    788 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    retarded
  3. Profile photo of CW19872
    CW19872 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    Retarded..
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    That was so awesome. yet so random!
  5. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    well technically, the last one won`t get you fired.
  6. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Some of them were a bit over the top, but I can`t say that I haven`t fantasized doing each.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Stupid video.
  8. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    I would backhand that bitch too.
  9. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    The only good one was "Technically you`re not suppose to be eating..." "Technically I don`t give a fcuk!"
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    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    lame.
  11. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    the first one was dead on..
  12. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    unfunny dumbass is unfunny
  13. Profile photo of watchman1985
    watchman1985 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    I have wanted to do #1 so many times.

    To clarify before I get jumped on, I DON`T mean hitting middle-aged women, I mean hitting entitled, arrogant customers...
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I could count on both hands how many times I didn`t laugh.
  15. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    So awesome.
  16. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    This would have been funnier if it was funnier.
  17. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    someone got bored at work
  18. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    or you could just quit /:
  19. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    Also lots of ways to go to jail.
    Would have been better if they were realistic awesome ways to get fired.
    Only one I could see myself doing is eating chips. Except I like my boss, so I wouldn`t want to be rude to her. >__<;
    Being rude to a customer though? Ooooooh, yeah. I called one a bitch before and the manager agreed with me.
  20. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    "This would have been funnier if it was funnier."

    I agree, 1000x over.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    #1 is what made me watch the rest...( I was debating whether or not to click the link )
  22. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    It needs some kind of music,
    this way it looks so amateur
    and un-animated =/
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    this would have been hilareous if there had been humour in it.
  24. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    haha he threw that b*tch ass baby out the door. That`s what I want to do on the airplanes when they cry the whole damn time.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    That`s what I want to do on the airplanes when they cry the whole damn time.
    earplugs.

    I enjoyed the video. It was the best thing posted today.
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    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    definitely not funny - don`t watch if you can see this
  27. Profile photo of Cargen1022
    Cargen1022 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    Meh.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    a failed attempt at humor
  29. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    "Is that a bomb?"
    "Is that a problem?"

    That probably made me laugh the most XD
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    Most of them were just ok but #2 had me rolling.

    Technically I don`t give a %%%%
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    MARBLES!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    I-Am-Bored
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Funny.....but not really ways to get fired....more like ways to get arrested and do jail time.....but you would still get fired so I guess the title is correct.
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    YES! White trash bitches yapping about little Sh*t. I`d love to deck one.
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    does not compute
  36. Profile photo of AvaAdore83
    AvaAdore83 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:08 am
    You have no idea how many times those thoughts went through my head when i worked in retail...
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    nostrathomas Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:21 am
    like a boss is a 15 year old meme.. whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy bring it back
  38. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 12:37 am
    #10 is a different kind of "fired," as in thru the front wall, but I guess it counts.
  39. Profile photo of 10Bears
    10Bears Male 30-39
    444 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:38 am
    reminded me of a cross between donnie darko and ed norton in fightclub
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    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 3:07 am
    please don`t append `like a boss` to crap posts. or at least add the caveat `if you have the sense of humour of a 10 yr old`.

    you sicken me.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 5:22 am
    I`m amazed there are any positive comments at all. Failed at humour and also really really failed at acting. Pure muck
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    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 8:05 am
    This video has one of my most favorite things of all time, which is why I like it: Beating up land whales (really really fat americans).
  43. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Interesting that for most people on here, one or two of these particularly hit the spot and they find the others unfunny.
  44. Profile photo of TheWaffle
    TheWaffle Male 18-29
    117 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Here I was expecting some kind of creativity. I should have known better. Shame on me.
  45. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    :03- a wild snorlax appeared!
    :08- wild snorlax uses yawn!
    :016- hitmochan used brick breaker! its super effective! the wild snorlax fainted.
  46. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    not even funny
  47. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    MARBLES! best and only funny part of that video
  48. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    August 4, 2011 at 7:24 am
    May not of been all that funny, but who hasn`t wanted to do #1 at some point.
  49. Profile photo of Jasperz
    Jasperz Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 1:57 am
    6 made me laugh
  50. Profile photo of fgreatwest
    fgreatwest Male 30-39
    102 posts
    August 7, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    Sadly, not funny. Throwing babies is never funny. Unless it`s the baby jesus.
  51. Profile photo of Raizurhk
    Raizurhk Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 12:54 am
    Wow you just gota love the internet when it is full of nothing but bitches that just want to be like......"yeah not funny at all just like most of the other comments yay now i feel as tho im part of a group" instead of bein a fat little waster that barely sees sunlight as for me yeah this wasnt funny at all...
  52. Profile photo of lightquake
    lightquake Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 8:35 am
    #5 would have been funny if the kid was older. Babies cry because they can`t articulate their needs. It`s when the kid is old enough to throw a tantrum that you need to slap him upside the head like the little bitch that he is.
  53. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 3:14 am
    #2 those aren`t chips, they`re puffed wheat snacks!
  54. Profile photo of doomgir
    doomgir Female 18-29
    56 posts
    August 9, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    i will one day do the chip one and the old lady one XD

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