10 Ways To Get Fired Like A Boss

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 5 years ago in Funny

Get canned with style.
There are 54 comments:
Female 55
i will one day do the chip one and the old lady one XD
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Male 227
#2 those aren`t chips, they`re puffed wheat snacks!
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Male 21
#5 would have been funny if the kid was older. Babies cry because they can`t articulate their needs. It`s when the kid is old enough to throw a tantrum that you need to slap him upside the head like the little bitch that he is.
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Male 49
Wow you just gota love the internet when it is full of nothing but bitches that just want to be like......"yeah not funny at all just like most of the other comments yay now i feel as tho im part of a group" instead of bein a fat little waster that barely sees sunlight as for me yeah this wasnt funny at all...
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Male 102
Sadly, not funny. Throwing babies is never funny. Unless it`s the baby jesus.
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Male 17
6 made me laugh
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Male 1,737
May not of been all that funny, but who hasn`t wanted to do #1 at some point.
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Male 1,629
MARBLES! best and only funny part of that video
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Male 217
not even funny
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Male 286
:03- a wild snorlax appeared!
:08- wild snorlax uses yawn!
:016- hitmochan used brick breaker! its super effective! the wild snorlax fainted.
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Male 117
Here I was expecting some kind of creativity. I should have known better. Shame on me.
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Male 2,860
Interesting that for most people on here, one or two of these particularly hit the spot and they find the others unfunny.
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Male 604
This video has one of my most favorite things of all time, which is why I like it: Beating up land whales (really really fat americans).
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Male 959
I`m amazed there are any positive comments at all. Failed at humour and also really really failed at acting. Pure muck
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Male 184
please don`t append `like a boss` to crap posts. or at least add the caveat `if you have the sense of humour of a 10 yr old`.

you sicken me.
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Male 480
reminded me of a cross between donnie darko and ed norton in fightclub
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Female 6,381
#10 is a different kind of "fired," as in thru the front wall, but I guess it counts.
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Male 99
like a boss is a 15 year old meme.. whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy bring it back
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Female 11
You have no idea how many times those thoughts went through my head when i worked in retail...
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Male 362
does not compute
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Male 621
YES! White trash bitches yapping about little Sh*t. I`d love to deck one.
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Male 649
Funny.....but not really ways to get fired....more like ways to get arrested and do jail time.....but you would still get fired so I guess the title is correct.
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Male 15,510
I-Am-Bored
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Male 688
MARBLES!
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Male 11,740
Most of them were just ok but #2 had me rolling.

Technically I don`t give a %%%%
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Female 1,682
"Is that a bomb?"
"Is that a problem?"

That probably made me laugh the most XD
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Male 459
a failed attempt at humor
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Male 33
Meh.
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Male 243
definitely not funny - don`t watch if you can see this
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Male 10,440
[quote] That`s what I want to do on the airplanes when they cry the whole damn time. [/quote]
earplugs.

I enjoyed the video. It was the best thing posted today.
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Male 101
haha he threw that b*tch ass baby out the door. That`s what I want to do on the airplanes when they cry the whole damn time.
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Male 38,494

this would have been hilareous if there had been humour in it.
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Male 551
It needs some kind of music,
this way it looks so amateur
and un-animated =/
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Male 1,440
#1 is what made me watch the rest...( I was debating whether or not to click the link )
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Male 801
"This would have been funnier if it was funnier."

I agree, 1000x over.
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Female 1,589
Also lots of ways to go to jail.
Would have been better if they were realistic awesome ways to get fired.
Only one I could see myself doing is eating chips. Except I like my boss, so I wouldn`t want to be rude to her. >__<;
Being rude to a customer though? Ooooooh, yeah. I called one a bitch before and the manager agreed with me.
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Male 221
or you could just quit /:
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Male 2,790
someone got bored at work
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Male 637
This would have been funnier if it was funnier.
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Male 1,832
So awesome.
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Male 405
I could count on both hands how many times I didn`t laugh.
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Male 43
I have wanted to do #1 so many times.

To clarify before I get jumped on, I DON`T mean hitting middle-aged women, I mean hitting entitled, arrogant customers...
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Male 1,360
unfunny dumbass is unfunny
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Male 868
the first one was dead on..
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Female 323
lame.
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Male 1,582
The only good one was "Technically you`re not suppose to be eating..." "Technically I don`t give a fcuk!"
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Male 341
I would backhand that bitch too.
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Male 2,552
Stupid video.
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Male 1,931
Some of them were a bit over the top, but I can`t say that I haven`t fantasized doing each.
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Male 266
well technically, the last one won`t get you fired.
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Male 25,416
That was so awesome. yet so random!
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Female 38
Retarded..
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Male 1,468
retarded
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Male 4,902
Link: 10 Ways To Get Fired Like A Boss [Rate Link] - Get canned with style.
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