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Date: 07/06/11 07:46 AM

50 Responses to Worse Than Rain After You Wash Your Car? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:47 am
    Link: Worse Than Rain After You Wash Your Car? - This... its human equivalent.
  2. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:52 am
    Nothin` like slidin` around the toilet seat.
  3. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:57 am
    haha, it`s too true
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:11 am
    better than in the shower.
  5. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:11 am
    That`s really funny because it`s true.
  6. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:24 am
    Why do americans call it poop? Youre goddamn adults. Not 5 year olds.
  7. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:42 am
    "Why do americans call it poop? Youre goddamn adults. Not 5 year olds."

    Do we HAVE to cuss to be adults? Do we HAVE to call it shyt, dookie, crap, deuce, poop, #2, Loaf, Squirts, or anything else your mom uses as a pet name for you?
  8. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:44 am
    I prefer pooping post shower. It`s like a shield/lube so i hardly need any wiping then :)
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:45 am
    In light of steelgrids comment, `merica! Fu*k yeah!
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:47 am

    Worse than having to poo after you shower is
    overwhelming urge to fart during sex.
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:47 am
    POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
  12. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:48 am
    my point was in the rest of the world, poop is seen as something children say, as well as panties. When a grown adult uses that word, it looks perverse.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:48 am
    "Why do americans call it poop? Youre goddamn adults. Not 5 year olds."

    because IAB censor-bot won`t let you say $hit.
  14. Profile photo of Emilin8r
    Emilin8r Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:53 am
    @tedgp Well what the hell do you call it?
  15. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:05 am
    "Worse than having to poo after you shower is
    overwhelming urge to fart during sex"

    the only things worse than having to fart during sex is a pile of dead babies.

    the only thing worse than a pile of dead babies is a pile of dead babies with one alive in the middle chewing its way to freedom
  16. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:14 am
    true
  17. Profile photo of Palegallow
    Palegallow Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:15 am
    @tedgp

    The ENTIRE world outside of the US, eh? Wowww... you must know like, 7,000,000,000 people then. You sure are awesome! Keep being so cool!
  18. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:33 am
    @kribbe worse than that..its going back for seconds.
  19. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:34 am
    I went poopie poo poo on tedgp`s bed this morning, then i tooted in his milk jug.
  20. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Whats worse than ten babies in a garbage pail?
    one baby in ten garbage pails
  21. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:41 am
    I quite enjoy it, actually. The tissue paper on the moist buttock has something of a unique charm.
  22. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Is this a cut verse from Alanis Morissette`s "Ironic"?
  23. Profile photo of Orchideous
    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:05 am
    win
  24. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:38 am
    @mr_c_bowler What`s more fun than shoveling dead babies off your pourch? using a snowblower
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    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:06 am
    thats one of the worst things ever
  26. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:10 am
    @cold

    What`s red white and blue, and goes 100 mph before suddenly stopping?

    A dead baby being launched out of a catapult at a brick wall.
  27. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:33 am
    An undeniable truth.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja
    Fatninja Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    epic win fail lolz
  29. Profile photo of octobers
    octobers Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    I knew exactly where they were going with this. So true.
  30. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Thats what baby wipes are for.
  31. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    So true.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Agree
  33. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    I never wash my car, problem solved.
  34. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    I always take a "just in case" poo... you know, just in case... before a shower. Problem solved.
  35. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    I just poop in the tub. I have a knife in there so I can cut it into pieces and get it down the drain.
  36. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    there is nothing wrong with rain after washing a car as long as you waxed

    now, if it rains between finishing washing and waxing, then its annoying, but not the end of the world. rain is more pure than the hose water you`re using to rinse your car in the first place. rain beats sun while washing a car everyday
  37. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Never had that happen because I just get back in the shower and poop.
  38. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    wow, a lot of guys just pooping on themselves in the shower... not ok.
  39. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    I haaate that! I always try to poop BEFORE I shower. If I feel it prairie doggin` while I`m in the middle of washing, I just stop, sit my wet ass on the toilet, curl one out, and rewash my ass.
  40. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 2:32 am
    Do not crap on yourselves.
    Take a note from limphotdog, I repeat.
    Do not crap on yourselves.
  41. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 2:33 am
    On a side note, wet ass on toilet is not fun either
  42. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 2:49 am
    hahahahahaha
  43. Profile photo of hvf26
    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 5:31 am
    so true.
  44. Profile photo of MrJB
    MrJB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 6:52 am
    What`s so bad about it? All you have to do is wipe after it....
  45. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 8:43 am
    Wow, amazingly true. Whenever it happens to me I just turn the water back on to get ready for my second shower after I dump.
  46. Profile photo of Palegallow
    Palegallow Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 10:00 am
    I just poop in the shower. It all goes down the drain anyways. ಠ_ಠ
  47. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 10:11 am
    I don`t get what the big deal i s unless you have explosive diarrhea
  48. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    So true, and people saying otherwise must be used to live in poo.
  49. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    July 12, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    well diahrea would be worse
  50. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 4:34 am
    This. is. Truth

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