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Date: 07/21/11 08:29 AM

43 Responses to What Men Really Want

  1. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:30 am
    Link: What Men Really Want - I don`t want a bitch that reads!
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:41 am
    probably suppose to be a joke, but i doubt it is.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Bhn *snort* ahahaha!! That was just ridiculous. Of course they meant it to be funny... right?
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    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Wow!!! Someone`s been reading my diary! This is my perfect woman to a "T"!!!
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:53 am
    Yeah them McFlurries add up.
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Complete Neanderthals, and that`s not a racial comment, that`s an attitude comment.
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:59 am
    BAHAHA this was great!
  8. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Playa gonna playa
    Dohn ax me nuttin
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    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:07 am
    What is sad is these guys probably are serious at some level and the ladies STILL want to be with them. "Oh, I can *change* him"
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    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:08 am
    @CrakerJak... I like how you stated it was not a racial comment as if everyone would think calling someone a "neanderthal" is racist... lol, nice!!!
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    shortmike24 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:17 am
    that was funny as hell
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
    I found this saddening because for many people out their, this is true.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:48 am
    @Crakr- I`d argue it`s more of an adolescent attitude (though I guess, in a lot of ways, that`s not all that different from a neanderthal attitude).
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Sad that there are men who think like this.
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    reefaleaf420 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:49 am
    that was comedy.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:21 am
    This seems like it should have been on Boondocksbootleg. Too many uptight people here though.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Men just want to be taken care of and treated like they are in charge.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:32 am
    lol. its funny cause they be black. ;-)
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:33 am
    I laughed, because it is slightly true; I will get to know anyone, but for me to date you. You have to be within my needs of sexual attraction.

    BTW to everyone that is disagreeing with this video with your nose that high in the air. I have seen ALL of you post on pictures of fat or ugly women, saying stupid comments like "whale!" or "kill it with fire!" seriously, get over yourselves.
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    Dhharrgoww Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Disgusting. This is disgusting.

    And people who react to people like that, Subushie, are also being pathetic. Jesus, drating no respect, no compassion. It`s gross.
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    who the f*k are you??
  22. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    LMAO! "If my dick is too far right in my pants"
  23. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    I love the people getting bent out of shape from this video. Its a joke, get over it. They are taking something to an extreme to make it funny. I seriously doubt that guy really wants a girl with stab wounds, can`t read, and can`t even get a job at McDonalds. chill people.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Hahahaha, @Dhharrgoww

    `I wanna find a good woman, but never have sex with her in my life. drat that poo, shes uuuugggleeeeeh.`

    I`m with Subushie. Sure personality and all that is nice, if youre stuckup, you arent gonna be with me, but if you dont look like I wanna stick my dick in you, well, I dunno about you guys, but with my relationships, i usually plan on stickin my dick in her at one point or another...aahhh, nevermind, I really just wanna hold hands for the next 50 years, until our hair is grey.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    This was random...
  26. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    ashyboomstik: After the NAACP got bent out of shape over the term `Black Hole`, It`s better to make the distinction up front rather than later.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    lol, I thought they were serious until he said the thing about being over qualified as a McDonalds employee..
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I completely sympathize with their needs but I have to ask...

    what have you got to offer her you great big bag of douche?
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    Forever alone.
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    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    Holy shxt, you guys, it`s satire.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    These guys are truly funny. I love how their deadpan delivery has convinced all these idiots around here that they`re serious.
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    No need for anyone to get angry, its obviously just a joke. Though i will say what makes this so hilarious to some people is the fact that there are so many lowlifes who really think and act like this out there.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    satire? I don`t think so.

    you guys just don`t want to admit that`s exactly what men say when women aren`t around. Well I`m blowing {pardon the phrase} blowing the lid off that!

    Ladies - Attention! Men really do want exactly what the video said!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 12:09 am
    oh so that`s how you reinforce stereotypes, gotcha
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 2:11 am
    These are real men? Do they even work for a living? They taking care of their kids? Probably not.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 3:28 am
    Like anyone gives a poo what they want.
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 4:38 am
    lol what a couple of losers.
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    PopeRocket Male 30-39
    120 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 3:43 pm



    Heh. Just the way it was in the `top links` frame.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    kinda old, but funny as hell anyway
  40. Profile photo of Chichen02
    Chichen02 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 2:09 am
    Can I smack them now please?
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    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 2:03 am
    They`ll have the most amount of shortest relationships ever.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    CoyoteKing
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    1593 Posts Thursday, July 21, 2011 1:38:11 PM
    I love the people getting bent out of shape from this video. Its a joke, get over it. They are taking something to an extreme to make it funny. I seriously doubt that guy really wants a girl with stab wounds, can`t read, and can`t even get a job at McDonalds. chill people.
    ++++++++++++
    THIS. (well sort of, I really don`t want a bitch who can read)

    And everyone who is saying this is disgusting or childish has obviously had one too many Super-Size Fries

    "These guys are truly funny. I love how their deadpan delivery has convinced all these idiots around here that they`re serious."

    The greatest satire is when the people they are satirizing don`t even know it.
  43. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    "Ladies - Attention! Men really do want exactly what the video said!"

    I only want a bitch who knows where my mother house is. Because 9/10, thats where imma be

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