What Men Really Want

Submitted by: primetimekin 5 years ago Funny

I don"t want a bitch that reads!
There are 43 comments:
Male 7,933
"Ladies - Attention! Men really do want exactly what the video said!"

I only want a bitch who knows where my mother house is. Because 9/10, thats where imma be
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Male 7,933
CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1593 Posts Thursday, July 21, 2011 1:38:11 PM
I love the people getting bent out of shape from this video. Its a joke, get over it. They are taking something to an extreme to make it funny. I seriously doubt that guy really wants a girl with stab wounds, can`t read, and can`t even get a job at McDonalds. chill people.
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THIS. (well sort of, I really don`t want a bitch who can read)

And everyone who is saying this is disgusting or childish has obviously had one too many Super-Size Fries

"These guys are truly funny. I love how their deadpan delivery has convinced all these idiots around here that they`re serious."

The greatest satire is when the people they are satirizing don`t even know it.
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Male 221
They`ll have the most amount of shortest relationships ever.
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Female 9
Can I smack them now please?
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Male 1,744
kinda old, but funny as hell anyway
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Male 120



Heh. Just the way it was in the `top links` frame.
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Male 559
lol what a couple of losers.
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Female 374
Like anyone gives a poo what they want.
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Male 2,737
These are real men? Do they even work for a living? They taking care of their kids? Probably not.
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Male 4,902
oh so that`s how you reinforce stereotypes, gotcha
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Male 37,888

satire? I don`t think so.

you guys just don`t want to admit that`s exactly what men say when women aren`t around. Well I`m blowing {pardon the phrase} blowing the lid off that!

Ladies - Attention! Men really do want exactly what the video said!
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Female 418
No need for anyone to get angry, its obviously just a joke. Though i will say what makes this so hilarious to some people is the fact that there are so many lowlifes who really think and act like this out there.
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Male 934
These guys are truly funny. I love how their deadpan delivery has convinced all these idiots around here that they`re serious.
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Male 193
Holy shxt, you guys, it`s satire.
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Male 2,172
Forever alone.
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Male 37,888

I completely sympathize with their needs but I have to ask...

what have you got to offer her you great big bag of douche?
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Female 1,743
lol, I thought they were serious until he said the thing about being over qualified as a McDonalds employee..
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Male 17,512
ashyboomstik: After the NAACP got bent out of shape over the term `Black Hole`, It`s better to make the distinction up front rather than later.
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Male 25,416
This was random...
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Male 773
Hahahaha, @Dhharrgoww

`I wanna find a good woman, but never have sex with her in my life. drat that poo, shes uuuugggleeeeeh.`

I`m with Subushie. Sure personality and all that is nice, if youre stuckup, you arent gonna be with me, but if you dont look like I wanna stick my dick in you, well, I dunno about you guys, but with my relationships, i usually plan on stickin my dick in her at one point or another...aahhh, nevermind, I really just wanna hold hands for the next 50 years, until our hair is grey.
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Male 2,988
I love the people getting bent out of shape from this video. Its a joke, get over it. They are taking something to an extreme to make it funny. I seriously doubt that guy really wants a girl with stab wounds, can`t read, and can`t even get a job at McDonalds. chill people.
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Male 1,312
LMAO! "If my dick is too far right in my pants"
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Male 606
who the f*k are you??
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Male 101
Disgusting. This is disgusting.

And people who react to people like that, Subushie, are also being pathetic. Jesus, drating no respect, no compassion. It`s gross.
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Male 1,646
I laughed, because it is slightly true; I will get to know anyone, but for me to date you. You have to be within my needs of sexual attraction.

BTW to everyone that is disagreeing with this video with your nose that high in the air. I have seen ALL of you post on pictures of fat or ugly women, saying stupid comments like "whale!" or "kill it with fire!" seriously, get over yourselves.
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Male 658
lol. its funny cause they be black. ;-)
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Male 880
Men just want to be taken care of and treated like they are in charge.
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Male 1,268
This seems like it should have been on Boondocksbootleg. Too many uptight people here though.
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Male 89
that was comedy.
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Male 5,413
Sad that there are men who think like this.
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Male 2,868
@Crakr- I`d argue it`s more of an adolescent attitude (though I guess, in a lot of ways, that`s not all that different from a neanderthal attitude).
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Male 688
I found this saddening because for many people out their, this is true.
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Male 55
that was funny as hell
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Male 133
@CrakerJak... I like how you stated it was not a racial comment as if everyone would think calling someone a "neanderthal" is racist... lol, nice!!!
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Male 237
What is sad is these guys probably are serious at some level and the ladies STILL want to be with them. "Oh, I can *change* him"
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Female 734
Playa gonna playa
Dohn ax me nuttin
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Female 474
BAHAHA this was great!
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Male 17,512
Complete Neanderthals, and that`s not a racial comment, that`s an attitude comment.
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Male 7,378
Yeah them McFlurries add up.
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Male 133
Wow!!! Someone`s been reading my diary! This is my perfect woman to a "T"!!!
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Male 10,440
Bhn *snort* ahahaha!! That was just ridiculous. Of course they meant it to be funny... right?
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Male 5,314
probably suppose to be a joke, but i doubt it is.
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Male 7,933
Link: What Men Really Want [Rate Link] - I don`t want a bitch that reads!
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