We Need To Adapt This Sign Everywhere [Pic]

Submitted by: nerb 6 years ago in Funny

If there is a God, this sign will go into effect all over the world very soon.
There are 57 comments:
Female 683
I spoke on the phone while at the cashier the other day. I don`t usually do it and I totally get why it`s inconsiderate. However, I`d just gotten off work and rarely get to talk to my friends, so, I took the opportunity when I had it.
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Male 1
you pay one cent, then you wait for change
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Female 535
this makes me drating rage.
yes, i`m a cashier. no, i`m not a robot. please at least acknowledge my existence.
also, i DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR YEAST INFECTION!
or any other private crap that should be kept private.
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Female 196
Oh...well then. I see this issue`s already been addressed.
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Female 196
How am I supposed to pay half a cent?
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Female 2,027
thats stupid, drat off and get me a drink
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Male 176
God that annoys me, if you use the cent symbol then you don`t need the decimal point. Right now that says half a cent. 0.50c = $0.005
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Female 1,234
Believe it or not, but this crap happens to me even in the dental office...Iam trying to find out what major tooth ache brought them in and they are talking on their freaking cell phone...So I stand in front of them tapping my foot because I also have about 70 other patients to take care of besides them....Or when they speak so loud on their cell phone I can hear every detail of their convorsation...Sorry!! I dont give a F*CK how much money in child support Tom, Dick, or Harry owes you...Or how much freaking money in food stamps you have left for the month...or who you just had sex with the night before..please keep your crap to your self...also even when we are extracting a freaking tooth,,some patients have the freakin nerve to have us answer their damn cell phone!!! Really....can your call wait for 10 freaking minutes AARRRRGGGG!!!!!
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Male 5,810
OH GOD YES!
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Male 33
"I am perfectly capable of listening to the cashier telling me how much a owe and give her the money while having a phone to my ear. I dont see the problem."

Then you have never worked a retail job before and dealt with a large customer base. Yes it is annoying to deal with folks on cell phones. You are not that important to be on a phone while you interact with real people. And as a cashier who deals with this on regular basis... people cannot function normally while they are on their cell phones.
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Male 183
That`s a really good point, Kikato. It should read $.50. We understand what is intended, but what they actually put in writing is completely different.
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Male 2,737
I agree with hagane.
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Female 584
I love this! I hope that more places will pick up on this asap!
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Male 967
They misplaced the decimal. The sign should say $5.00. Hell, $50.00 dollars still seems reasonable to me. It would get rid of the douchebags who think they`re important enough to hold the rest of us up.
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Male 1,237
Everyone needs to chill the f*ck out ;D

Most of the time it really makes no difference staying on the phone or not, and if you think it DOES or will make a negative difference to people around you then perhaps that is the time to get off the phone..
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Male 10
wow! 0.5c, bloody 0.005 dollars, that extortion.
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Male 243
I am perfectly capable of listening to the cashier telling me how much a owe and give her the money while having a phone to my ear. I dont see the problem.
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Male 61
merf
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Male 47
Ok, to any non-nice individual that thinks this sign is a bad idea, did it ever occur to you to maybe step out of line and finish your drating conversation? I don`t care if you are asking what everyone else want or not. Besides, if you are, you should have written it down. Didn`t think to stop in til now? Then carry pen and paper with you so you can write it down first.

Attendants get paid to stand there waiting for your dumb drating ass, and all the while they have other poo to accomplish and it`s extremely rude to the other customers who want to get their poo and get the drat out. This sign is far from terrible customer service because it warns you up front that if you`re going to be a douche, you are going to get charged for it

As a customer, I do the right thing. I finish my call before I enter an establishment so my attendant doesn`t have to stand there looking like a retard, waiting for the dippoo that forgot what the note function on his phone was for.
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Male 5,413
Ha!
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Male 13,630
Swear iphones and the like are the invention of the debbil, they hypnotise the user, I sit in the works canteen and people just sit hunched staring at facebook, fretting over if someone has insulted them over the last two minutes, leave it, abandon your phone, and see the real world for lordys sake
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Male 13,630
I hate cell phones
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Female 3,696
As a customer, I realize this is a ridiculous sign/ terrible customer service but as a cashier, I can`t help but cheer on my insides.

Seriously, I don`t mind if your call is THAT important, the quiet is nice, it`s not like I`m anxious to hear how nice it is outside- again. Just keep in mind, there are a couple questions I HAVE to ask you- so can you at least acknowledge I exist and tell me if you need a freakin bag so I continue doing my job? Love, all cashiers everywhere
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Female 2
lol half a cent
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Male 4,902
That`s what bluetooth is for, so everyone will just assume you`re talking to yourself
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Female 285
Hahaha and that`s when I would walk out and go to a store that didn`t make me get of my phone. This is just plain stupid
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Male 1,595
The picture makes it look like you`re supposed to ingest your phones before continuing.
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Male 767
what i like to do at the pharmacy is wait till the person on the phone starts to say something then i ask them a question. ill even ask questions i already know the answer to and if that doesnt phase them i speak louder. usually they hang up and apoligize.
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Male 658
@Norris

1¢ = one cent
.50¢ = half a cent
$.50 = fifty cents
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Male 220
Who says cell phones users are as bad as they used to be. Now they text! They are even worse. I want to see this sign all over the world!
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Male 934
Nothing drives me more nuts than the asshats that take forever at any cashier. Like the total dipsh*ts that wait until everything is rung up before they start searching for their money in their purse/wallet, or to any f*cktard that still uses checks to pay for stuff and doesn`t fill out all the basic info before they get their total.

Seriously, in line is the last place anyone wants to be, so move your ass!
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Male 1,011
@buiadh

.50 cents = half dollar
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Male 8
I work in fast food, I completely agree with this. I absolutely hate people on their phones when they order, whether it be at the front counter or in drive thru. I especially love the "Oh hold on one minute, let me call my wife to see what she wants" while I have a line out the door to take care of.
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Female 235
Also work in retail and I def approve. Unless they start letting me chew gum and drink coffee on the sales floor...then I`ll be fine with people talking on their phones while I am trying to ask how they want to pay, do they want a bag, etc.
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Male 658
@Buiadh - At least someone can read. Good job.
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Male 1,646
I`mokwiththis.jpg
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Female 1,743
I work retail, and I support this message.

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Male 533
I approve
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Female 173
I agree. Those need to be everywhere lol.
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Male 2,790
$.50? how about $10
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Male 204
I love it.
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Male 40,414
Great idea!

One local (small) icecream stand has NO interact. Why? Because pay with cash takes 20 seconds. Pay with interact takes 2 minutes! "Oh, it didn`t go through! I`ll try a different account!" & etc...
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Male 292
50 cents isnt exactly a steep price..
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Male 1,587
so... I didn`t even know you could charge people a half a cent. $0.005? Well I guess they do it at gas stations.
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Male 96
bout time
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Male 208
I`m a cashier, and I`m totally showing this to my manager...
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Female 403
Seems fair
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Female 1,329
As a former cashier, I approve this sign.
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Male 25,417
Cool, makes sense
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Male 141
is that face trying to deepthroat the phone?
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Male 61
signage win
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Male 6,737
A .50 cent fee? A half cent?
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Male 2,670
I cut in line at a sandwich shop in front of a woman who refused to end her conversation so she could place her order. I was starving and I was tired and I just didn`t give a damn what she thought about it. The cell phone chick gave me the evil eye I but I have it right back, and better. The girl making me the sandwich fixed me a foot long and charged me for a six-inch. Me for the win!
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Male 179
Cell Phone users aren`t nearly as obnoxious as they used to be, especially with the rise in popularity of texting.
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Male 230
Agrees. I would like to see the fights that`s going to cause!
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Female 2,509
Oh, yeah!!!
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Female 296
Link: We Need To Adapt This Sign Everywhere [Pic] [Rate Link] - If there is a God, this sign will go into effect all over the world very soon.
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