Truck Crashes Right Into A Storefront [Pic]

Submitted by: Tubby12370 5 years ago Funny

If life gives you lemons... make lemonade.
There are 47 comments:
Female 301
"Alright, Ive been thinking; when life gives you lemons, don`t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I`M THE MAN WHO`S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!! I`M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!"
-Cave Johnson
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Male 2,893
OH MY JESUS!!!
Sale on disposable napkins!!
I NEED THEM NOW!!!
Brrrrrrrr!!!!
SCHREECH!!!
CRASH!!!
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Male 132
00ccdevil, Nocato, Mech..And Nocato - Its not like I could tell if his tone was sarcastic or not through text. Although, I do apologize, the dumbass remark was a little bit much.
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Male 255
once happened at the beer store i worked at. we
a) made into an anti drinking and driving advertisement.
b) posted a sign that said "Drive-Thru closed for renovations".
good times.
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Male 96
win
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Male 319
This happened at a Quiznos I used to work for. Luckily I wasn`t working that day. Idiots I tell ya.
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Male 319
Thanks 600ccdevil, Nocato, Mech..And Nocato? LOL!
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Male 65
It was the store`s fault! It cut him off! :-D

Oh, and @memoryburner - learn to drive first, then learn some manners, then comment.
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Female 737
If life gave you lemons, you probably just found lemons.
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Male 813
memoryburner = 13 year old retard.
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Female 38
Funny!

But the caption makes me think of Portal... for some reason.
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Male 7
"@november_rai - hey dumbass, you`re supposed to drive with your right foot only...switch it back and forth from the gas and break as needed with your left resting on the floor...not one foot on each. Apparently at 30 you have never driven? "

Wow... Me thinks you`re the dumbass. You totally missed the point of his post... dumbass....
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Male 132
@november_rai - hey dumbass, you`re supposed to drive with your right foot only...switch it back and forth from the gas and break as needed with your left resting on the floor...not one foot on each. Apparently at 30 you have never driven?
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Female 112
Great. Another semi-funny post ruined by people who can`t help but try to troll the forum with "Haha! Americans are so retarded!"
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Male 526
This turned into a U.S. vs. Europe thing? Really? I guess the pompous little fruits over there will latch onto anything to stroke their egos. Oh well, at least we`re not blaming it on video games this time.
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Female 3,574
This happened once at a restaurant near where I live. Apparently, an old lady got back in her SUV, which was parked right in front of the restaurant, after picking up takeout and didn`t put it in reverse and hit the gas. Then, since she was "in shock" she didn`t let go of the gas until she was through the front window and destroyed half the restaurant.
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Male 319
This happens because Americans, being lazy, drive with their left foot on the brake and their right foot on the gas. Then when something happens out of the ordinary, they push the wrong pedal, or both pedals, and away they go.

Also, one of our local restaurants had this happen to them, and their plywood said, "Coming soon! Drivethru service!"
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Male 541
How the hell does this happen? and it ONLY happens in the US? Seriously, do you guys give out licences in fortune cookies?
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Male 81
Bram; Funny this never happens in the UK... Oh yeah, thats because our driving tests don`t come in christmas crackers.
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Male 5,413
Like a glove!
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Female 285
Love the marketing upside!
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Female 5,222
staying positive lol
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Male 3,894
lol nice. This happened at a 7/11 near my house once.
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Male 577
Man, people drive through storefronts a lot. lol

My sis had people drive into the store at two different video stores she worked at. The second time, the guy came within inches of plowing down an eight month pregnant woman.
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Female 6,381
There must be a website out there dedicated to the hundreds of fools every year who "step on the brake" only to have their cars take off - so they push harder instead of figuring it out. Good reason to lose your license as far as I`m concerned.
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Male 1,440
@scottserious, Lemonade isn`t guaranteed sugar, I had lemonade that had no sugar, it didn`t taste too great but it was still lemonade.
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Male 182
I have to agree, well played
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Male 5,314
@ lionhart2

damnit. guess you got me there.
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Male 8,302
> ScottSerious
> you make lemon water. nobody gave you sugar!!!

And where the hell did you get the water from!?? Life ain`t that generous!
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Male 346
Why do they need to protect the identity of the store...?
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Male 5,314
"if life gives you lemons..."

you make lemon water. nobody gave you sugar!!!
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Male 146
Your move truck
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Male 11,740
Well played.
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Male 25,416
Bravo
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Female 75
Hahaha. Drating smart a**
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Male 4,902
Nice recovery on the stores part
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Male 2,790
nicely handled
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Male 178
Hah. Clever.
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Female 2
Drive-thru window: You`re doing it wrong.
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Female 446
Well...That made me smile :)
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Female 124
Holy crap, I laughed too hard at this.
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Male 934
Good thing they used Tyvek.
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Male 2,143
Awesome! Kharma to burn...
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Male 149
Hehehe
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Male 1,646
BWHAHA!
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Male 177
At least they have a sense of humor.
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Male 1,440
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