This Is Why You`re Fat, America... Or Not, What?

Submitted by: Pyrosisflame 5 years ago in Funny

"Sometimes... I just don"t feel like moving my arms."
There are 44 comments:
Male 20
"It`s hot steamy `food` in your face"... i lol`d
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Male 3,631
Traag`s spinning in his Trough.
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Male 1
This was funnier when SNL did it in `76.
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Male 165
@Pyrosisflame...Your well on your way to winning the genius of the year award, and thank you for pointing out the two keywords.
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Male 47
And a note to all grammar nazi`s and spelling fags, I know I made errors, hear arrrgh sum mor 4 yeh. hav funns wit this.
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Male 47
@Angillion

I felt the need to get it out there because of the massive flame hate for American waste lines eminating from yourside of the pond. I am not going to bother giving direct examples, IAB is littered with it and it typically comes from Europe. I will give credit, this is one example where it finally didn`t happen.

@RobSwindol

Same here. Waiting for Gatorade irrigation.
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Male 2,528
This makes me think of "Idiocracy".
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Male 535
now this is what science is for! that`s innovation
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Male 592
i know it was fake. hence the title being "this is why you`re fat, america... or not, what?" the "or not" being the key two words.
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Male 2,790
i thought it was really until they mentioned the `Family Stile Feed Trough`
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Male 1,646
Ok, seriously, It`s still funny now and 3 years ago. from now on, if you call REPOST your a giant douchbag. Just get over it and enjoy the website.
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Male 4,004
"Holy cow that is at least 3 years old now"

Yeah.... It`s also, a repost. It was posted on I-A-B the day after this story came out, slightly before everyone knew ONN was fake, which is before many news agencies reported ONN stories as fact.
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Male 15,510
Holy cow that is at least 3 years old now
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Female 1,205
hahahaha I love the Onion and their awesome satire!
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Male 218
Oh, and just for the record "madest" just because your mom weened you on government beans and day old bread and you turned out "OK" doesn`t mean that the rest of the populous is as thrifty and conscious about where their charity comes from.
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Male 218
@Madest

Is it cozy living there in your little bubble of isolation? If you weren`t such an ignorant pod person you might realize that statistically it`s the nations "poorest" who suffer from obesity. It`s too often the unregulated use of food stamps which allows those lazy heifers to balloon up to such repugnant proportions.
So the next time you pay your taxes remember what a large portion of it, is going directly into the pockets of the friendly people at the "moon-pie" corporation.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I just want to get it out there for any europeans, Onion News is fake. It is completely fake so you will look like a moron if you take it seriously.[/quote]

Amusing in a thread in which only 1 person didn`t realise it`s fake and that person is from the USA.

Onion news is good comedy.
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Female 383
This is so old.
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Male 217
I like the drive thru idea. That would be the best job ever, sitting there shooting food at people through a hose.
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Male 495
Why didn`t this win a pulitzer?
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Female 6,381
Go to give credit to the production values.
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Female 302
Can`t wait for those family-sezed troughs. Imagine - a pie eating contest with Taco Bell meat...
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Male 1,686
being a chef: I feel that the Feed Bag and Family Feed Trough are wonderful advancements in the culinary world. Five Diamond Prix Fixe feed Sacks will be all the rage in the next 5 years.
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Female 457
God bless the Onion. :D
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Male 340
ok you got me IAB at first i thought this was serious and i was about to flip poo on our country then i realized it was kinda satiric lmao
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Male 25,416
nom noms
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Male 7,378
[quote]Food stamps is why America is fat.[/quote]
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That has to be one of the dumbest statements ever uttered on any website comment board. Gratz moron.
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Male 47
I just want to get it out there for any europeans, Onion News is fake. It is completely fake so you will look like a moron if you take it seriously.
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Male 3
Only at the end I realised it was the Onion... better now.
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Male 218
Food stamps is why America is fat.
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Male 78
Onion news: Making bigger fools of fools, daily
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Male 768
"This is why you`re fat America" Was funny the first time it was used, it was even slightly funny the second time. Constant use has worn out it`s welcome, however. There are several countries just as fat or even fatter than America so I don`t see why our obesity rate is the focus of everyone`s attention. The majority of countries with easy access to fast food and unhealthy choices has a high obesity rate.
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Male 38,766

I love junk food.
I eat it regularly!
The greasier the better.
I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol levels anyway.

And I am not fat. 5`11" 175 lbs.
The only thing on me that`s supersized is my ego and my wabbly bits.
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Male 2,988
lol love onion news
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Male 3,894
Why "America"? Can`t we just say "This is why you`re fat"?

It saves space. And time. And is double-blind proven to induce sexual enhancement.
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Male 535
@MikeyNiv: I`m going to go with yes, the OP knows it`s fake - hence the "... Or Not, What?" part of the description...
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Male 914
Old as hell. 1 star.
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Male 697
Does OP know it`s fake... I`m going with no.
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Female 245
Gotta love onion news :D
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Male 405
This is a great idea, American ingenuity at its best. I just wish I had thought of it first.
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Male 217
I need one of those! My arms are always so tired after every dratting meal.
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Male 3,285
onion news =/= truth


another /facepalm
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Male 622
is this real? are you fin kidding me? wtf is wrong witht hese people.
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Male 592
Link: This Is Why You`re Fat, America... Or Not, What? [Rate Link] - `Sometimes... I just don`t feel like moving my arms.`
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