This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 197 [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 5 years ago Funny

Because you"d really want to share this tragic, rapey crime on Maury with the world.
There are 34 comments:
Male 621
And now you`re going to make them take a DNA and a lie detector test. Maury, you`re a DICK!
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Male 172
Meanwhile... the rest of us are employable and have average IQs.
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Male 2,143
Yes,I WAS a husband once....
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Male 1,832
Damn, Maury. I don`t remember that show being so intense.
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Female 249
@vimto
no one is saying a hot blonde is kidnapping you. let alone a woman.
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Male 2,859
"Were you ..."

If I were that lucky, I wouldn`t want to escape.
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Male 1,107
This show just won`t f*cking die.
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Female 5,222
oh maury.. smh
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Male 15,510
I guess they are running out of questions
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Male 510
i have a friend who was actually kidnapped and raped repeatedly for 10 days until he beat his captor to unconciousness and fled. im debating whether sending this to him is a smart idea...
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Male 150
LOL, i actually saw this the other day, and i was laughing my but off at how specific they are getting.
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Female 512
No, I`m still being held against my will. Oh wait, I`m just married. My bad.
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Male 3,894
@xelous - would it still be funny if the shopkeeper was a man and the robber was a woman? Sexist pig.
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Male 2,513
@freddyferret

That`s got to be one of the funniest reports I have ever seen if it is real.
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Male 2,592
I was kidnapped and turned into a sex slave, then my kidnapper escaped on me.
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Female 3,562
Really, this is how I feel about all of TV. I don`t care if it`s 60 minutes, it`s still exploitative as hell.
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Female 2,674
How very sensitive of Maury.
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Male 11,740
They need to call that guy in Russia who tried to rob a store and ended up as a sex slave.
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Male 4,902
Hahaha I love you MoPo
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Male 4,793
I`m unkidnappable. If you are going to take me, you are either going to kill me or I will escape and/or you will die by my hand.
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Male 292
I`M GOIN ON MAURY!
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Male 2,419
Maury is looking for the ones that escaped...
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Male 25,416
ok then...
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Male 36,539
To the four who have escaped me: I`ll be watching that show...
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Male 599
Actually this goes on throughout the world and the USA.
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Male 687
and then continues: we want you back!
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Male 769
someone better pass this number on to Princess Leia...
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Female 4,086
yeah, and what`s it to ya?
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Female 956
hey, they did it on oprah.
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Male 6,737
Why actually, yes. Yes I was.
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Male 1,678
Is this just a desperate attempt to book the Fritzl girl?
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Male 1,083
the episode will be full of eastern european women.
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Male 2,034
Yes.
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Female 491
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 197 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because you`d really want to share this tragic, rapey crime on Maury with the world.
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