The Six Monsters You`ll Have As Roommates

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

Strange habits, weird noises....and your friends will never believe you.
There are 21 comments:
Male 621
I`d have taken any of these over the sh*t I had to put up with. The ghost sounds great, but then again I may be the ghost. Oh, well.
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Female 877
i know i`m a zombie now. no wonder i like zombie movies and games so much. it started to realize it with l4d though. and i like brains too. but i`m allergic to sunlight and silver. that confuses me.
hmm
my mother is a vampire witch and my father is a zombie hobbit
maybe that`s why...
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Male 533
I had a half-normal, half-ghost. I was probably a robot/alien.
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Male 1,360
I`ve had the violent alcoholic divorced ghost and coke user, didn`t last long.
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Female 374
I`ve never lived on campus (thank god). But I have had some really weird roommates. I found a contraption one time similar to the dildo bong. Lol
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Male 270
Nothing is worse than

1) A Christian, who insists that you never take "the Lord`s Name in vain" JESUS CHRIST!

2) The Young Republican with dreams of becoming successful enough to embezzle his oil company "for 2 billion dollars, I could live off that" (true story)
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Female 18
makes me so happy i dont have to live on campus
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Male 472
i had the first one the robot. he was a odd ball.
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Female 515
My old roomate (a girl) was black out drunk and pooped on our other roomate`s coffee table.

Also had another roomate that didn`t wash her sheets or towels for the whole 10 months we lived together. I had to open her window and point a fan out of it for two days to get her odor out.
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Male 2,345
ghost
zombie
alien


I`ve had those roommates.
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Male 934
The guy who accidentally knocks up a fruit-loop Wiccan and decides to marry her and keep the baby. (True story)
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Male 352
My current flatmate puts his pjs on as soon as he gets home and wears booties! WTH he`s 24 and he`s wearing an article of clothing most babies are ashamed to be caught wearing. I know I shouldn`t have a problem with this, but I do. Plus the fact that he watches trashy TV.
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Male 2,436
I`ve had some monsters that weren`t listed:

1. The angry, violent alcoholic.
2. The manic-depressive used car salesman.
3. The unemployed, borderline anorexic coke head who`s homesick. And her friend...
4. The whiny, bleeding heart, Socialist (moocher), crunchy, vegan, wannabe hippie.
5. The hippie`s untrained dog.
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Female 956
haha this was hilarious
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Female 407
They left one out: The whiny wimp with the psycho girlfriend.
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Female 57
I had the ghost roommate. Good times.
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Female 2,927
the gohst seems okay, at least you dont have to deal with him much.
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Male 249
do you guys have to share rooms?! sucks!
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Male 1,744
go with the vampire in the hopes of some throwaway tail
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Female 8,043
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