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Date: 07/29/11 09:08 AM

21 Responses to The Six Monsters You`ll Have As Roommates

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Link: The Six Monsters You`ll Have As Roommates - Strange habits, weird noises....and your friends will never believe you.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 10:23 am
    go with the vampire in the hopes of some throwaway tail
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    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 11:39 am
    do you guys have to share rooms?! sucks!
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 11:54 am
    the gohst seems okay, at least you dont have to deal with him much.
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    Naomie_111 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    I had the ghost roommate. Good times.
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    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    They left one out: The whiny wimp with the psycho girlfriend.
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    haha this was hilarious
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    I`ve had some monsters that weren`t listed:

    1. The angry, violent alcoholic.
    2. The manic-depressive used car salesman.
    3. The unemployed, borderline anorexic coke head who`s homesick. And her friend...
    4. The whiny, bleeding heart, Socialist (moocher), crunchy, vegan, wannabe hippie.
    5. The hippie`s untrained dog.
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    My current flatmate puts his pjs on as soon as he gets home and wears booties! WTH he`s 24 and he`s wearing an article of clothing most babies are ashamed to be caught wearing. I know I shouldn`t have a problem with this, but I do. Plus the fact that he watches trashy TV.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Ha ha ha... that was awesome. There was an ad afterwards for this show.. Sensing fail, but might be entertained.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    The guy who accidentally knocks up a fruit-loop Wiccan and decides to marry her and keep the baby. (True story)
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    I`ve had those roommates.
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    My old roomate (a girl) was black out drunk and pooped on our other roomate`s coffee table.

    Also had another roomate that didn`t wash her sheets or towels for the whole 10 months we lived together. I had to open her window and point a fan out of it for two days to get her odor out.
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    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 1:21 am
    i had the first one the robot. he was a odd ball.
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    mlsilver22 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    makes me so happy i dont have to live on campus
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    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    Nothing is worse than

    1) A Christian, who insists that you never take "the Lord`s Name in vain" JESUS CHRIST!

    2) The Young Republican with dreams of becoming successful enough to embezzle his oil company "for 2 billion dollars, I could live off that" (true story)
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 9:32 am
    I`ve never lived on campus (thank god). But I have had some really weird roommates. I found a contraption one time similar to the dildo bong. Lol
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 8:03 am
    I`ve had the violent alcoholic divorced ghost and coke user, didn`t last long.
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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 9:21 am
    I had a half-normal, half-ghost. I was probably a robot/alien.
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    August 2, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    i know i`m a zombie now. no wonder i like zombie movies and games so much. it started to realize it with l4d though. and i like brains too. but i`m allergic to sunlight and silver. that confuses me.
    my mother is a vampire witch and my father is a zombie hobbit
    maybe that`s why...
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    Errand_boy Male 30-39
    621 posts
    August 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    I`d have taken any of these over the sh*t I had to put up with. The ghost sounds great, but then again I may be the ghost. Oh, well.

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