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Date: 07/05/11 10:25 AM

30 Responses to The Nerd`s Bass Guitar: The Millennium Bass [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1273 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:28 am
    Link: The Nerd`s Bass Guitar: The Millennium Bass - It`s the bass guitar that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
  2. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:32 am
    god thats so rad.
  3. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:33 am
    BWHAHAHA, nerdgasm.
  4. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:34 am
    it`s nerdtastic
  5. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Now that is a guitar.
  6. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Kewl
  7. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:03 am
    so awesome
  8. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:12 am
    That is too freaking cool!
  9. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Slappa da bass, Han!
  10. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Do they make a guitar version?! TELL ME NOW!! I MUST HAVE!!
  11. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:40 am
    I`m going to go ahead and say it sounds like crap because the body`s not even made of wood.
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Dude that thing can so rock the entire Kessel run in LESS than 5 parsecs!

    hehe.
  13. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    @Birdfather

    You do know that with an electric bass, the body doesn`t have a whole lot to do with the sound it makes, right?
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    looks like the direct tv dish would get in the way.
  15. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Do want.
  16. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    WANT
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    want want want want want want want

    I don`t even play guitar and I want it
  18. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    @Zombiemike

    Yes it does, it has a great deal to do with it. The main factor is it has to solid and hard. Wood is the best, but a hard acrylic will work. It`s all about good vibrations translating into good sound.

    It`ll still work, it`ll just most likely sound like crap. Judging by the placement of the dish, it`s simply a show piece and doesn`t matter how it sounds.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I`m an idiot, I forgot to mention that it has to hard so the neck doesn`t snap off due to the extreme tension of the strings, if you can`t tighten it the correct tuning, it`s useless as tits on a bull.
  20. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    MINE! SCREW YOU ALL!

    that must give off the weirdest sound though
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Cool, its still not cool being a bassist tho
  22. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    @Fatninja01

    You must know nothing about Bass at all.
  23. Profile photo of hvf26
    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    that is so awesome
  24. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    @fatninja01

    i hope you`re joking, i come from a long line of bassists
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    THis bass shouldnt be used other than to play metal versions of the Star Wars songs
  26. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    It`ll be hard to get down with that Satellite in the way.
  27. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 1:03 am
    "i hope you`re joking, i come from a long line of bassists"

    Isn`t that the welfare queue?

    J/K

  28. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:26 am
    The guitar that helped Tyber Zann escape from a Kessel prison cell.
  29. Profile photo of 0xyG3N
    0xyG3N Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 9, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    I recall a parsec being a unit of length, not time.
  30. Profile photo of Zymotical
    Zymotical Male 18-29
    198 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    George Lucas on the `12 parsec kessel run` "...in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles, and that since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance."

    Say you want to go from one side of the grand canyon to the other. You have either a car or a plane to use. Should you try to drive the most direct route with the car you are going to plummet into the canyon. Take the most direct route with the plane and you arrive safely.

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