The King Of All Awkward Family Portraits [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago Weird

There are no words for the amount of eye bleach you will need for this photo. NSFWish?
There are 113 comments:
Female 117
At least the dad`s at the bottom
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Male 467
Wow, this should totally be their christmas card. Remember to send one to the local priest!
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Female 330
Well that`s the one to be framed and put in the living room!
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Male 371
Show offs
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Male 6,694
Well, thats just strange.
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Male 84
nothing like b f`ing your mom while getting b f`d by your bro eww eye bleach
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Female 494
Holy crap! I am scarred for life!
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Male 32
They could have at least kept it boy-girl-boy-girl...
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Male 417
Pedobear approved.
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Male 622
look at her ass
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Male 3,819
Only like the third time ever I-A-B has left me speechless.
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Male 52
AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Male 124
nudist is one thing....lying on top naked of another family member is another....
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Male 124
incest childpornish....should have bleach required warning....
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Male 193
WHAT THE FXCKING FXCK, I AM BORED?!
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Male 183
Did you guys run this one past legal???
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Female 3,598
)-|
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Male 3,915
Yeah...we are all going to jail for this....this is not funny, this didn`t make any of us any less bored...all it did was make us look at f*cking kiddy porn....wtf!!!!
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Male 302
nsfw-ish?

NSFW-ISH?

This thing is verging on child porn.
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Female 854
I`m going to clear the history now....
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Male 256
"what a tight assed crowd. haven`t you guys ever seen a nudist before? did you think they didn`t have children?"

Well, John Wayne Gacy, there is nothing wrong with nudity but stacking ones children on top of each other, genitals to anus screams WEIRD.
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Male 325
I have to say that the nudity doesn`t disturb me in the least.. I think its a very valid life choice.. HOWEVER... and that`s a BIG however. The stacking of them "genitals to ass" scares the bejesus out of me! *shiver*.. Come on who really thought that was a good idea!?
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Male 37,905

what a tight assed crowd. haven`t you guys ever seen a nudist before? did you think they didn`t have children?

I`m an old fashioned fart but I don`t see anything wrong with a family posing for a "family photo".

You guys have major issues with genitals "OH GOD! A PENIS! A PENIS! EEEEEK!"
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Male 138
Well,..you know she puts out. amiright?
yeah, thats just creepy.
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Male 26
Quite disturbing.

Nudism is a valid lifestyle choice, unfortunately 66% of the people in this picture aren`t old enough to make that choice.

Of course, I`m assuming this is a whole nudist thing as opposed to just a novelty christmas card that got out of hand.
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Male 15,510
Without the context, this picture is just weird as heck
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Female 1,743
Not weirded out by nudity, weirded out by stacked nudity + children.
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Male 319
@photomstr I have no problems with nudity. But this is a physical level of nudity that does seem wrong to me, and from what I can tell quite a few other commentors. I think families should be comfortable with each other`s anatomy. My family doesn`t make a big deal about changing clothes or getting out of the shower, but I`m not going to go grab my son`s naked ass, or my wife`s boob in front of my son.
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Male 269
Believe it or not, the first thing that caught my attention is that he`s like twice her age. $$$$ is a good thing.
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Female 110
@photomstr. I am from Finland. You know, the promised land of the Sauna? So nudity is not a problem here.

This pic is not awesome. This is weird :-D Really really really weird.
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Male 766
That is an awesome photo. . . I have spent 30 yrs at nude beaches and I see nothing sexual or immoral or dirty about this loving happy family. This is obviously somewhere in Europe where there are mature views on nudity. Snicker away america . . .
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Male 182
Every time that kid looks at the pic, he will think about how his rooster was lodge in his mother`s ass cheeks
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Male 559
what the flying fck
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Male 243
yes not more awkward possible... ever... at all... ever
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Female 606
Oh no... oh hell no. Oh I`m gonna vomit, and laugh, and vomit again.
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Male 319
This looks so wrong. What I wanna know is what kind of portrait studio would do a photo like this??? Seriously, wtf?
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Male 210
CYBERDYNE: very well put.
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Female 2,674
I actually threw my head back and LOLed. And that doesn`t happen often to me.


Okay... maybe it does.
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Male 469
I dont even.
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Female 1,682
This is just weird. I mean, I try to be understanding and accepting of other people and their beliefs and the way they raise/interact with other people and even their children. This however, is just weird. .-.
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Male 5
...I think when your junk is between either your moms..or your brothers cheeks...perhaps you`ve taken the family photo to far..

on another note...depending just where the "Junk" is located...could be only an inch from incest..
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Male 4,902
OH MY F*CKING GOODNESS
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Male 928
"lul, if you can`t look at this with normality, grow the drat up, and stop giving a drat what other people do"

Sorry but there is nothing "normal" about this. This is super inappropriate and in some states I bet you could lose your kids over a photo like this one.
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Female 870
This was meh. until I realized the oldest son`s junk is laying right inbetween his moms buttcheeks. Em, gross.
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Male 2,345
soupkid

you sound like someone that sexualizes everything they see. sounds more like you have issues with intimacy then you might be aware of. there is nothing wrong with what is in the pic. they are not acting sexual in anyway...you are the one with the issues, not this family.
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Female 4,349
fleshpile
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Male 37,905

I see a nudist family. They have to cover up the wabbly bits and they`re having a bit of fun.

Good for them.
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Male 119
lul, if you can`t look at this with normality, grow the drat up, and stop giving a drat what other people do
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Female 407
Wow. This was a horrible idea!
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Male 264
Being nudists is one thing (if they are), but to be in physical contact with each other (other than the parents, of course) is not part of it. This is wrong on all levels.
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Male 12,365
[quote]If we let this go, I think the guards at Abu Ghraib deserve a full pardon.[/quote]

Are you serious?
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Male 12,365
[quote]I`m assuming they are nudists in which case meh. Fun family photo.[/quote]

This.

If you ignore the nudity taboo that many other people have but this family doesn`t, it`s basically a group hug photo with a play on the different heights of the people in the family.
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Male 17
not saying I dig this, however we all came out of our dad´s penises and mom´s vaginas afterall. So disgust isnt my first reaction to this pic, my first thoughts were "wtf" and "why?"
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Female 839
no. just...no.
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Male 3,061
would be extremely awkward if it was Opposite Day.
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Male 3,061
@TKD_Master...the best comment ever!
many versions, either you`ll laugh and get it, or you`ll think it`s stupid. this is my favorite version.
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Male 621
What the hell?
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Male 2,619
I posted this pic on my facebook group pge. got quite interesting feedback.
"where the fu*k did you find this you sick f*ck?"
"what did you search for to get this?"
"you should be reported"

Ah the joys of insights!
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Male 4,793
"So they`re the aristocrats I keep hearing about..."

This needed to be repeated. Credit: Uatme
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Male 101
o damn. need eye sulfuric acid. The Mom has her son`s lil peepee in her butt and that son has his brother`s peepee in his butt. This is on big giant messed up piece of poo.
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Male 4,793
THIS IS NOT OK
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Male 25,416
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 575
I`m assuming they are nudists in which case meh. Fun family photo.
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Male 835
All the stuff that`s been said on the internet...and nothing covers this. Woooooow.
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Male 1,243
Demented
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Male 1,523
Ewewewewew... I feel bad for the boy on top of his mother
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Male 1,164
@uatme

...win.
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Male 934
It`d definitely warrant a double take if you saw this casually hanging on the wall in someone`s den.
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Male 5,413
Even Brain Bleach wants Brain Bleach D:
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Female 409
Uhm... yikes... nudist family, perhaps? Even so.. that`s quite the... pose?
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Male 1,083
So they`re the aristocrats I keep hearing about...
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Male 4
where do you even find a pic like this
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Male 15,832
If we let this go, I think the guards at Abu Ghraib deserve a full pardon.
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Male 14,775
Reshuffle that pack in any way and it`ll really get awkward.
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Male 148
this is not right by any means
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Male 3,474
"What in the name of Sam Hill?" Were they threatened with attack/guards?
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Male 231
oh jesus the middle one looks like my friend
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Female 1,435
what the hell!!! when these kids grow up this picture will haunt them forever.
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Male 255
growing up is hard enough.
Why parents why?
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Male 10,845
Okay that REALLY made me cringe.

:/
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Male 196
Alternate caption: We`ve done everything you asked now please let my family go
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Female 143
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwa. I feel dirty now.
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Male 151
This photo is an ethical conundrum.

On one hand, nudity isn`t pornography. I`m cool with that.

On the other, would this be okay if they were clothed? No, it would still be weird.
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Male 1,440
The photographer was the real creep.
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Male 2,841
Gee, I wonder why the feds are at my door right now.
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Male 315
Oh no... why?... why?!
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Male 2,005
my mind cannot begin to fathom why they decided to do this
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Male 1,216
They might be nudists...
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Male 670
WTF? Mormons?
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Female 407
oh..my god..
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Male 11,740
ho

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mother

drating


hell
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Male 118
What about the photogapher?
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea! You guys just get naked and pile up, and I`m right here ready to shoot!
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Female 123
Looking at this really made me uncomfortable. I suppose I`m the one with the problem though.
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Male 552
I understand that there isn`t anything wrong with nudism... but this is really, really, coming close to the border between innocent nakedness and perversion.
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Male 36,542
Hippies! They`re hippies I tells ya!
Well, at least they look like a happy family.

Also I think our British friends will be going to jail for viewing the girl on the top`s bottom...
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Male 2,868
Whatever. They`re just nudists.
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Male 3,894
God dammit Timmy, STOP POKING YOUR MOTHER.
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Female 3,696
What is this? I don`t even...
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Male 233
it`s so common in Europe
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Male 541
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Male 2,619
Oh no
oh no no no.
oh no no no no no no no no no

*walks slowly backwards"
no no no no no nooo nooo noooooo nooooooo NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 1,540
WHAT THE drat
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Male 13
omfg....
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Male 911
that`s so wrong.. the boys private is right on his mom`s and his brothers iis on his.. and.. Wtf?
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Male 197
What the....
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Female 2
wtf
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Female 2,509
oh....oh, my......ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu IAB
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Female 6,381
Some families are big into nudism - what can you say? On a hike one day, I came across a mom, dad, and two teen boys, all having a swim in a pool (on a creek of snow-melt water!) and all starkers. Seemed very European to me.
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Male 1,793
they should all be in jail...
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Male 46
: O CANT UNSEE
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Male 5,314
certainly the most f`ed up family portrait i`ve seen
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Male 55
WTF of the day!!!
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Male 2,620
Link: The King Of All Awkward Family Portraits [Pic] [Rate Link] - There are no words for the amount of eye bleach you will need for this photo. NSFWish?
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