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Date: 07/03/11 10:56 AM

113 Responses to The King Of All Awkward Family Portraits [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Link: The King Of All Awkward Family Portraits - There are no words for the amount of eye bleach you will need for this photo. NSFWish?
  2. Profile photo of Calieb
    Calieb Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:05 am
    WTF of the day!!!
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:06 am
    certainly the most f`ed up family portrait i`ve seen
  4. Profile photo of TenaciousB
    TenaciousB Male 18-29
    46 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:07 am
    : O CANT UNSEE
  5. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:09 am
    they should all be in jail...
  6. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Some families are big into nudism - what can you say? On a hike one day, I came across a mom, dad, and two teen boys, all having a swim in a pool (on a creek of snow-melt water!) and all starkers. Seemed very European to me.
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:09 am
    oh....oh, my......ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu IAB
  8. Profile photo of amelia10
    amelia10 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:11 am
    wtf
  9. Profile photo of eovogt
    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:11 am
    What the....
  10. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:13 am
    that`s so wrong.. the boys private is right on his mom`s and his brothers iis on his.. and.. Wtf?
  11. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:14 am
    WHAT THE drat
  12. Profile photo of swapan
    swapan Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:14 am
    omfg....
  13. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:15 am
    Oh no
    oh no no no.
    oh no no no no no no no no no

    *walks slowly backwards"
    no no no no no nooo nooo noooooo nooooooo NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  14. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:15 am
    ....................
  15. Profile photo of jamesboxy
    jamesboxy Male 30-39
    233 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:18 am
    it`s so common in Europe
  16. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:21 am
    What is this? I don`t even...
  17. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:21 am
    God dammit Timmy, STOP POKING YOUR MOTHER.
  18. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Whatever. They`re just nudists.
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Hippies! They`re hippies I tells ya!
    Well, at least they look like a happy family.

    Also I think our British friends will be going to jail for viewing the girl on the top`s bottom...
  20. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:24 am
    I understand that there isn`t anything wrong with nudism... but this is really, really, coming close to the border between innocent nakedness and perversion.
  21. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Looking at this really made me uncomfortable. I suppose I`m the one with the problem though.
  22. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:25 am
    What about the photogapher?
    Yeah, that sounds like a great idea! You guys just get naked and pile up, and I`m right here ready to shoot!
  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:30 am
    ho

    ly

    mother

    drating


    hell
  24. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:30 am
    oh..my god..
  25. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:31 am
    WTF? Mormons?
  26. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:36 am
    They might be nudists...
  27. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:38 am
    my mind cannot begin to fathom why they decided to do this
  28. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Oh no... why?... why?!
  29. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:43 am
    Gee, I wonder why the feds are at my door right now.
  30. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:51 am
    The photographer was the real creep.
  31. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:52 am
    This photo is an ethical conundrum.

    On one hand, nudity isn`t pornography. I`m cool with that.

    On the other, would this be okay if they were clothed? No, it would still be weird.
  32. Profile photo of savemejebus
    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwa. I feel dirty now.
  33. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Alternate caption: We`ve done everything you asked now please let my family go
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Okay that REALLY made me cringe.

    :/
  35. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    growing up is hard enough.
    Why parents why?
  36. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    what the hell!!! when these kids grow up this picture will haunt them forever.
  37. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    oh jesus the middle one looks like my friend
  38. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    "What in the name of Sam Hill?" Were they threatened with attack/guards?
  39. Profile photo of erick0619
    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    this is not right by any means
  40. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Reshuffle that pack in any way and it`ll really get awkward.
  41. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    If we let this go, I think the guards at Abu Ghraib deserve a full pardon.
  42. Profile photo of menter08
    menter08 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    where do you even find a pic like this
  43. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    So they`re the aristocrats I keep hearing about...
  44. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Uhm... yikes... nudist family, perhaps? Even so.. that`s quite the... pose?
  45. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Even Brain Bleach wants Brain Bleach D:
  46. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    It`d definitely warrant a double take if you saw this casually hanging on the wall in someone`s den.
  47. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    @uatme

    ...win.
  48. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Ewewewewew... I feel bad for the boy on top of his mother
  49. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Demented
  50. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    All the stuff that`s been said on the internet...and nothing covers this. Woooooow.
  51. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    I`m assuming they are nudists in which case meh. Fun family photo.
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
  53. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    THIS IS NOT OK
  54. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    o damn. need eye sulfuric acid. The Mom has her son`s lil peepee in her butt and that son has his brother`s peepee in his butt. This is on big giant messed up piece of poo.
  55. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    "So they`re the aristocrats I keep hearing about..."

    This needed to be repeated. Credit: Uatme
  56. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    I posted this pic on my facebook group pge. got quite interesting feedback.
    "where the fu*k did you find this you sick f*ck?"
    "what did you search for to get this?"
    "you should be reported"

    Ah the joys of insights!
  57. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    What the hell?
  58. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    @TKD_Master...the best comment ever!
    many versions, either you`ll laugh and get it, or you`ll think it`s stupid. this is my favorite version.
  59. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    would be extremely awkward if it was Opposite Day.
  60. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    no. just...no.
  61. Profile photo of jamesger
    jamesger Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    not saying I dig this, however we all came out of our dad´s penises and mom´s vaginas afterall. So disgust isnt my first reaction to this pic, my first thoughts were "wtf" and "why?"
  62. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    I`m assuming they are nudists in which case meh. Fun family photo.

    This.

    If you ignore the nudity taboo that many other people have but this family doesn`t, it`s basically a group hug photo with a play on the different heights of the people in the family.
  63. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    If we let this go, I think the guards at Abu Ghraib deserve a full pardon.

    Are you serious?
  64. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    Being nudists is one thing (if they are), but to be in physical contact with each other (other than the parents, of course) is not part of it. This is wrong on all levels.
  65. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Wow. This was a horrible idea!
  66. Profile photo of GuiStuie
    GuiStuie Male 30-39
    119 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    lul, if you can`t look at this with normality, grow the drat up, and stop giving a drat what other people do
  67. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    I see a nudist family. They have to cover up the wabbly bits and they`re having a bit of fun.

    Good for them.
  68. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    fleshpile
  69. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    soupkid

    you sound like someone that sexualizes everything they see. sounds more like you have issues with intimacy then you might be aware of. there is nothing wrong with what is in the pic. they are not acting sexual in anyway...you are the one with the issues, not this family.
  70. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    This was meh. until I realized the oldest son`s junk is laying right inbetween his moms buttcheeks. Em, gross.
  71. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    "lul, if you can`t look at this with normality, grow the drat up, and stop giving a drat what other people do"

    Sorry but there is nothing "normal" about this. This is super inappropriate and in some states I bet you could lose your kids over a photo like this one.
  72. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    OH MY F*CKING GOODNESS
  73. Profile photo of Firstloser
    Firstloser Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    ...I think when your junk is between either your moms..or your brothers cheeks...perhaps you`ve taken the family photo to far..

    on another note...depending just where the "Junk" is located...could be only an inch from incest..
  74. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    This is just weird. I mean, I try to be understanding and accepting of other people and their beliefs and the way they raise/interact with other people and even their children. This however, is just weird. .-.
  75. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    I dont even.
  76. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    I actually threw my head back and LOLed. And that doesn`t happen often to me.


    Okay... maybe it does.
  77. Profile photo of reDonkulous
    reDonkulous Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    CYBERDYNE: very well put.
  78. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    This looks so wrong. What I wanna know is what kind of portrait studio would do a photo like this??? Seriously, wtf?
  79. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    Oh no... oh hell no. Oh I`m gonna vomit, and laugh, and vomit again.
  80. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    yes not more awkward possible... ever... at all... ever
  81. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:35 am
    what the flying fck
  82. Profile photo of Grendal
    Grendal Male 18-29
    182 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:59 am
    Every time that kid looks at the pic, he will think about how his rooster was lodge in his mother`s ass cheeks
  83. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 2:16 am
    That is an awesome photo. . . I have spent 30 yrs at nude beaches and I see nothing sexual or immoral or dirty about this loving happy family. This is obviously somewhere in Europe where there are mature views on nudity. Snicker away america . . .
  84. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 2:23 am
    @photomstr. I am from Finland. You know, the promised land of the Sauna? So nudity is not a problem here.

    This pic is not awesome. This is weird :-D Really really really weird.
  85. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 4:30 am
    Believe it or not, the first thing that caught my attention is that he`s like twice her age. $$$$ is a good thing.
  86. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 6:16 am
    @photomstr I have no problems with nudity. But this is a physical level of nudity that does seem wrong to me, and from what I can tell quite a few other commentors. I think families should be comfortable with each other`s anatomy. My family doesn`t make a big deal about changing clothes or getting out of the shower, but I`m not going to go grab my son`s naked ass, or my wife`s boob in front of my son.
  87. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 6:47 am
    Not weirded out by nudity, weirded out by stacked nudity + children.
  88. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Without the context, this picture is just weird as heck
  89. Profile photo of Midarc
    Midarc Male 30-39
    26 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Quite disturbing.

    Nudism is a valid lifestyle choice, unfortunately 66% of the people in this picture aren`t old enough to make that choice.

    Of course, I`m assuming this is a whole nudist thing as opposed to just a novelty christmas card that got out of hand.
  90. Profile photo of wildancrazy
    wildancrazy Male 40-49
    138 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 8:05 am
    Well,..you know she puts out. amiright?
    yeah, thats just creepy.
  91. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 8:05 am

    what a tight assed crowd. haven`t you guys ever seen a nudist before? did you think they didn`t have children?

    I`m an old fashioned fart but I don`t see anything wrong with a family posing for a "family photo".

    You guys have major issues with genitals "OH GOD! A PENIS! A PENIS! EEEEEK!"
  92. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 8:24 am
    I have to say that the nudity doesn`t disturb me in the least.. I think its a very valid life choice.. HOWEVER... and that`s a BIG however. The stacking of them "genitals to ass" scares the bejesus out of me! *shiver*.. Come on who really thought that was a good idea!?
  93. Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:23 am
    "what a tight assed crowd. haven`t you guys ever seen a nudist before? did you think they didn`t have children?"

    Well, John Wayne Gacy, there is nothing wrong with nudity but stacking ones children on top of each other, genitals to anus screams WEIRD.
  94. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:24 am
    I`m going to clear the history now....
  95. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:25 am
    nsfw-ish?

    NSFW-ISH?

    This thing is verging on child porn.
  96. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Yeah...we are all going to jail for this....this is not funny, this didn`t make any of us any less bored...all it did was make us look at f*cking kiddy porn....wtf!!!!
  97. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    )-|
  98. Profile photo of blounsb999
    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Did you guys run this one past legal???
  99. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    WHAT THE FXCKING FXCK, I AM BORED?!
  100. Profile photo of stevenash
    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    incest childpornish....should have bleach required warning....
  101. Profile photo of stevenash
    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    nudist is one thing....lying on top naked of another family member is another....
  102. Profile photo of Exhumed
    Exhumed Male 18-29
    52 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    AAAAAHHHHH!!!
  103. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:50 am
    Only like the third time ever I-A-B has left me speechless.
  104. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:27 am
    look at her ass
  105. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:33 am
    Pedobear approved.
  106. Profile photo of ragebot
    ragebot Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 7:29 am
    They could have at least kept it boy-girl-boy-girl...
  107. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:13 am
    Holy crap! I am scarred for life!
  108. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    nothing like b f`ing your mom while getting b f`d by your bro eww eye bleach
  109. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Well, thats just strange.
  110. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Show offs
  111. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    Well that`s the one to be framed and put in the living room!
  112. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 12:33 am
    Wow, this should totally be their christmas card. Remember to send one to the local priest!
  113. Profile photo of lapajara
    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    At least the dad`s at the bottom

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