The FPS Russia Guy Roasts A Pig

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago in Misc

...with a flamethrower
There are 28 comments:
Male 2,528
I like his AA12 video.

"Don`t not try at home. I am professional Russian."
AA12
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Male 3,619
now i`m hungry
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Male 28
If I had that... So many bad things would happen.
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Male 931
Nah, he`s american. He tends to do Modern Warfare 2/Black Ops gameplay commentaries.
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Male 17,512
There are conflicting stories and rumors as to what his real name is, He calls himself Dmitri, But the name Kyle pops up in discussions about him. Various last names have been rumored but none can be confirmed.

He does film everything here in the US, but whether or not he`s actually Russian by birth or ethnically has Russian parentage, or is wholly `American` is unknown at this time.
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Male 3,477
An old farmer who lived down the road from us when I was a kid, (my personal, real American Hero.) was issued a flame thrower in the Philippines and Guadalcanal. First, statistically he was damn lucky and he told you that. Second, he didn`t want to talk about it which confirmed that he was a bad motherfuc ker. I wonder how many "die hard" hard core Japanese Marines he burned to death.
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Male 47
I think most people who knock him don`t do it for the fact that he`s pretending to be Russian, which is funny as hell... because he`s bad at it. :)

I think it has more to do with his apparent limitless funds (most likely rich parents) and access to great toys. With the cash and 6 months waiting list you too can enjoy these toys. God Bless America.
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Male 716
After finding out he`s not actually Russian and he puts on the accent, I find his videos entertaining but hideously annoying at the same time.
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Male 226
@ Grump
13-17 you say? That`s all I need to know.
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Male 1,627
you`re cooking it too quickly!!


you`re burning it!
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Male 2,486
"
Scumbag American."

You must really be an idiot.

"He talks in a Russian accent, he claims he`s a Russian..
[ding]
OH MAI GAWD HES AMERICAN."
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Male 104
I can not imagine how awesome these things were in times of war..
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Male 910
Mmmmm nothing like the taste of napalm on your pork.
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Female 119
I can not imagine how terrifying these things were in times of war..
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Male 101
yeah Grump is jealous... Can`t have sh*t over in Europe huh? Just play your COD and shut up. I wish I could do stuff like this... That pig got a bunch of nasty chemicals on it though I wouldn`t eat that.
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Male 4,902
I have a feeling Bigm and Grump are jealous
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Male 25,417
Now thats how you do a BBQ
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Male 23
Badass! I want one.
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Male 1,832
I thought this would be the video where he tragically burns to death. Good thing he`s a professional Russian and knows how to handle a flamethrower.

Also, this is proof that everything is better with bacon.
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Male 317
Scumbag American.
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Male 31
that should taste really pooty because of all the residue...
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Male 31
do the lambada with it :)))
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Male 130
i have a feeling FPS russia is just some rich kid pretending to be russian because he saw some russian characters in MW2
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Male 4,902
@Ghetto good call!
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Male 886
Oh crap that reminds me...Subway has a pulled pork sub special this month.
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Female 72
lols!
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Male 17,512
Link: The FPS Russia Guy Roasts A Pig [Rate Link] - ...with a flamethrower
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