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Date: 07/16/11 12:00 PM

28 Responses to The FPS Russia Guy Roasts A Pig

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Link: The FPS Russia Guy Roasts A Pig - ...with a flamethrower
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    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    lols!
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    Oh crap that reminds me...Subway has a pulled pork sub special this month.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    @Ghetto good call!
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    BigM Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    i have a feeling FPS russia is just some rich kid pretending to be russian because he saw some russian characters in MW2
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    Andrei_M Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    do the lambada with it :)))
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    Andrei_M Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    that should taste really pooty because of all the residue...
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Scumbag American.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    I thought this would be the video where he tragically burns to death. Good thing he`s a professional Russian and knows how to handle a flamethrower.

    Also, this is proof that everything is better with bacon.
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    Melderon Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Badass! I want one.
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Now thats how you do a BBQ
  12. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    I have a feeling Bigm and Grump are jealous
  13. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    yeah Grump is jealous... Can`t have sh*t over in Europe huh? Just play your COD and shut up. I wish I could do stuff like this... That pig got a bunch of nasty chemicals on it though I wouldn`t eat that.
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    planty Female 30-39
    119 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    I can not imagine how terrifying these things were in times of war..
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Mmmmm nothing like the taste of napalm on your pork.
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    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    I can not imagine how awesome these things were in times of war..
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    "
    Scumbag American."

    You must really be an idiot.

    "He talks in a Russian accent, he claims he`s a Russian..

    OH MAI GAWD HES AMERICAN."
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    you`re cooking it too quickly!!


    you`re burning it!
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    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    @ Grump
    13-17 you say? That`s all I need to know.
  20. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 12:23 am
    George Carlin`s thoughts about Flamethrowers
  21. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 1:34 am
    After finding out he`s not actually Russian and he puts on the accent, I find his videos entertaining but hideously annoying at the same time.
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    mcfarland123 Male 30-39
    47 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 2:12 am
    I think most people who knock him don`t do it for the fact that he`s pretending to be Russian, which is funny as hell... because he`s bad at it. :)

    I think it has more to do with his apparent limitless funds (most likely rich parents) and access to great toys. With the cash and 6 months waiting list you too can enjoy these toys. God Bless America.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 3:34 am
    An old farmer who lived down the road from us when I was a kid, (my personal, real American Hero.) was issued a flame thrower in the Philippines and Guadalcanal. First, statistically he was damn lucky and he told you that. Second, he didn`t want to talk about it which confirmed that he was a bad motherfuc ker. I wonder how many "die hard" hard core Japanese Marines he burned to death.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 3:47 am
    There are conflicting stories and rumors as to what his real name is, He calls himself Dmitri, But the name Kyle pops up in discussions about him. Various last names have been rumored but none can be confirmed.

    He does film everything here in the US, but whether or not he`s actually Russian by birth or ethnically has Russian parentage, or is wholly `American` is unknown at this time.
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 7:12 am
    Nah, he`s american. He tends to do Modern Warfare 2/Black Ops gameplay commentaries.
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    Gibleto Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 8:55 am
    If I had that... So many bad things would happen.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:27 am
    now i`m hungry
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    I like his AA12 video.

    "Don`t not try at home. I am professional Russian."
    AA12

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