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Date: 07/22/11 04:54 PM

37 Responses to The Best Ebay Listing Ever

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8014 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Link: The Best Ebay Listing Ever - Poor guy has problems but decides to make lemonade from lemons. You gotta admire this guys attitude!
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    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    So this guys boss sleeps with his gf, and he gets fired for punching him in the face?
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    lol, £155? i`m tempted
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    @PopsySoku: Well honestly, would you still want to work for the guy?
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    I want to give this guy his next interview.
    "Under what circumstances where you fired from your last job?"
    "The last time I saw my boss he was in my bedroom with my girlfriend. I punched him in the face."
    "You`re hired."
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    Don`t skip the buyers questions. These are great!
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    "was going to offer"
    "he politely declined"

    can`t keep his story straight
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25350 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    ITs a good effort and the responses on the link are great, but i am creeped out and how much insense sticks he gets and the printer cartridges.
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    well, when life gives you razor blades... you make a baseball bat, out of razor blades.
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    Meh, making up clever stories to sell something is cool but I have seen people do this with much better stories and with collaborating photos. Yea I mean it`s just a cheap watch so I don`t expect that much effort. But I was hoping it would have been a little better to earn a link here.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    Big feet are a total turn-off, man. I know that one can`t do anything about their foot genetics, but still, gross, dude. And an ugly shoe habit is maybe worse than big feet.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    she`s got bigger feet than me
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    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Awe.....I feel bad for the cat! A lathe accident??
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:32 pm
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    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Ah the old ex-gf story to sell something. Internet classic.
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    tuckerd12 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    From how he described her, he should be happy she is gone. It sure does make him look bad.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    935 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:01 am
    Freckles and a fake tan? My mind can`t produce this image for me.
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    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:15 am
    DAYUM :o from how she sounds, he`s better off now anyways
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    toastertown6 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 4:41 am
    I like the comments on the watch the best.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 4:45 am
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 7:17 am
    When I first saw this I was grumpy and I almost went off about how stupid it was. I came back to look again now that I`m not grumpy and it`s pretty funny.

    At least I can admit that...
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 7:40 am
    Sounds like they are all dicks
  23. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 8:22 am
    I honestly think every girl I know has size nine feet. Hell, my mom`s feet are size 11 sometimes.

    Mine are a decent size 8.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 9:18 am
    What a twist! Steve was his boss!
  25. Profile photo of Shelworth
    Shelworth Male 50-59
    377 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 10:06 am
    I think the conversion is 2.2, so a European size 9 is an American size 19.8? Wow, epic feet!
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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    yeh boi im a badman
  27. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    O_o wow...
  28. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    UK 9 is American 13, which is both awesome and distrubing.
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    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    The Q&A was the best. I wonder if it`s actually David Thorne in disguise? It`s certainly his style :P
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4340 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm
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    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    I am SO tempted to buy that watch. That guy is great.
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    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    All the conversion charts I could find put a UK size 9 at 11 for the US and Canada. That`s still pretty huge.
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    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    When life gives you lemons, don`t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11744 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    A bitter ex boyfriend selling stuff. Wow, original. I`ve never seen it before.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 6:31 pm
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    Royuxe Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 24, 2011 at 9:54 am
    I am a woman. I have size 11 feet. Not to mention, I am offended.

    But in all actuality, I`ve seen much better "angsty, butthurt ex selling stuff" listings before. Things that were more much more clever. This is just him ragging on about how he was with this, apparently to his opinion, "disgusting circus freak". Then why was he with her all along, if looks matter that much to him?

    Not the best ebay listing ever, sorry IAB.

  37. Profile photo of fgreatwest
    fgreatwest Male 30-39
    102 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    WTF!?! The watch is going for almost a Million Pounds! That can`t be real. Who the hell would pay a million pounds (that`s $1,630,348) for a used watch? It better be made of 100% platinum, been previously owned by a dead celebrity, and is declared a relic of artistic importance.

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