The Best Ebay Listing Ever

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Weird
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330591109342#description

Poor guy has problems but decides to make lemonade from lemons. You gotta admire this guys attitude!
There are 37 comments:
Male 102
WTF!?! The watch is going for almost a Million Pounds! That can`t be real. Who the hell would pay a million pounds (that`s $1,630,348) for a used watch? It better be made of 100% platinum, been previously owned by a dead celebrity, and is declared a relic of artistic importance.
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Female 1
I am a woman. I have size 11 feet. Not to mention, I am offended.

But in all actuality, I`ve seen much better "angsty, butthurt ex selling stuff" listings before. Things that were more much more clever. This is just him ragging on about how he was with this, apparently to his opinion, "disgusting circus freak". Then why was he with her all along, if looks matter that much to him?

Not the best ebay listing ever, sorry IAB.

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Male 4,902
nice
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Male 11,740
A bitter ex boyfriend selling stuff. Wow, original. I`ve never seen it before.
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Male 511
When life gives you lemons, don`t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Female 452
All the conversion charts I could find put a UK size 9 at 11 for the US and Canada. That`s still pretty huge.
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Male 527
I am SO tempted to buy that watch. That guy is great.
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Female 4,349
lol
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Female 407
The Q&A was the best. I wonder if it`s actually David Thorne in disguise? It`s certainly his style :P
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Female 2,120
UK 9 is American 13, which is both awesome and distrubing.
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Male 2,229
O_o wow...
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Male 1,153
yeh boi im a badman
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Male 440
I think the conversion is 2.2, so a European size 9 is an American size 19.8? Wow, epic feet!
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Female 374
What a twist! Steve was his boss!
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Female 857
I honestly think every girl I know has size nine feet. Hell, my mom`s feet are size 11 sometimes.

Mine are a decent size 8.
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Male 1,243
Sounds like they are all dicks
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Female 2,764
When I first saw this I was grumpy and I almost went off about how stupid it was. I came back to look again now that I`m not grumpy and it`s pretty funny.

At least I can admit that...
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Male 5,413
Awesome
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Male 57
I like the comments on the watch the best.
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Female 226
DAYUM :o from how she sounds, he`s better off now anyways
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Female 934
Freckles and a fake tan? My mind can`t produce this image for me.
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Male 44
From how he described her, he should be happy she is gone. It sure does make him look bad.
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Male 126
Ah the old ex-gf story to sell something. Internet classic.
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Female 673
`Salright...
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Male 121
Awe.....I feel bad for the cat! A lathe accident??
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Male 2,005
she`s got bigger feet than me
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Male 904
Big feet are a total turn-off, man. I know that one can`t do anything about their foot genetics, but still, gross, dude. And an ugly shoe habit is maybe worse than big feet.
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Male 802
Meh, making up clever stories to sell something is cool but I have seen people do this with much better stories and with collaborating photos. Yea I mean it`s just a cheap watch so I don`t expect that much effort. But I was hoping it would have been a little better to earn a link here.
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Male 263
well, when life gives you razor blades... you make a baseball bat, out of razor blades.
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Male 25,416
ITs a good effort and the responses on the link are great, but i am creeped out and how much insense sticks he gets and the printer cartridges.
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Male 1,625
"was going to offer"
"he politely declined"

can`t keep his story straight
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Female 4,447
Don`t skip the buyers questions. These are great!
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Male 1,540
I want to give this guy his next interview.
"Under what circumstances where you fired from your last job?"
"The last time I saw my boss he was in my bedroom with my girlfriend. I punched him in the face."
"You`re hired."
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Male 2,034
@PopsySoku: Well honestly, would you still want to work for the guy?
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Male 528
lol, £155? i`m tempted
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Female 388
So this guys boss sleeps with his gf, and he gets fired for punching him in the face?
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Female 8,044
Link: The Best Ebay Listing Ever [Rate Link] - Poor guy has problems but decides to make lemonade from lemons. You gotta admire this guys attitude!
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