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Date: 07/06/11 08:12 PM

18 Responses to The 5 Second Film: Crab Walkin`

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Link: The 5 Second Film: Crab Walkin` - What wouldn`t give to do this to Patton Oswald... repeatedly.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    not a crab walk!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    No, he isn`t annoying enough to make it funny.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    really, really need negative ratings.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    patton oswalt is hilarious. AND he`s goofy lookin, which is a pure bonus
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    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Love 5 second films
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    OK, I just read that as "Crab Wankin`". Which conjures up an entirely different set of mental images, mostly involving masturbating with a large, unweildy, claw-like exoskeletal wank-gauntlet.

    Yes, I`m going to seek professional help, first thing in the morning.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    Lmao @davy me too
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    "really, really need negative ratings. "

    So the fine people of IAB can rate your comment?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 5:39 am
    Davy: Yes, I`m going to seek professional help, first thing in the morning.

    Finally, Glad to hear it.



    J/K hehe ;-)
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 5:52 am
    that wasn`t 5 seconds, that was 7 seconds
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 6:27 am
    kribbe, the title was 2 seconds. The actual film was 5.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 7:05 am
    Patton Oswald is funny except for the movie, Big Fan.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Lol at the description of the video

    Thus began a feud between two powerful families of pure hearts and proud walks, a feud as inevitable as the setting of the sun and the icing of the balls.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 10:08 am
    It`s probably due to being mentally burnt to a crisp at the moment, but I enjoyed this. A lot.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 11:29 am
    first thing I thought of (:09)
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    love the 5 second film
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    Patton Oswald is fantastic.

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