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Date: 07/01/11 01:33 PM

44 Responses to So This Guy Was In Line At The Store Today [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Link: So This Guy Was In Line At The Store Today - Don`t go out into the elements unprotected, I-A-B.
  2. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    How did he even manage to tan that well when he is naturally that white? I`m pretty darn pale, but still not quite that pale, and I am incapable of tanning.
  3. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    i was scrolling down slowly thinking `so whats wrong here` then...bingo!
  4. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    I am also incapable of tanning, however i burn pretty nicely.
  5. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Take your socks off during the spray tan, dude. Stop wussing out about foot fungus and athletes foot.
  6. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    oh god.
  7. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    "How did he even manage to tan that well when he is naturally that white? I`m pretty darn pale, but still not quite that pale, and I am incapable of tanning."

    I am as white and tan the same way as this guy does *shrug*
  8. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Nobody`s that white. I`m guessing there`s some sort of lotion protecting his ankles and feet.
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    He might`ve got into some poison ivy, calamine lotion will make you look like you took a dunk into bleach tank.
  10. Profile photo of unclelar
    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    I would bet my last dollar that he works construction.Thats how I look.
  11. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    "Take your socks off during the spray tan, dude. Stop wussing out about foot fungus and athletes foot."

    Oh, he doesn`t need to worry about athletes foot. He definitely already has it.
  12. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    8-D Reminds me of the brown Englishman who used to run the Okanagan resort we went to when I was a kid. Never took his T-shirt off until he was finally badgered into taking a turn at water skiing one day. From shore you`d swear he had a white tee on!
  13. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    Mr. Jackson, we are in the final phase of testing. We have several test subjects in the field that are responding favorably to the treatment. You will be a Caucasian man by the end of the month.
  14. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    crusty ass feet
  15. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    LOL @ MrPeabody
    Ba dum tish!
  16. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Know anybody in need of a cure for foot-fetishism?
  17. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    @ xmastree_ph
    "Nobody`s that white."
    Well that`s not true.
  18. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    He might`ve got into some poison ivy, calamine lotion will make you look like you took a dunk into bleach tank.

    I agree. Look at the back of his feet - there`s some nasty irritation showing there. Besides, even albinism doesn`t result in skin that brightly white. It looks like something from a washing powder advert. It must be something dried on.
  19. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    "Besides, even albinism doesn`t result in skin that brightly white."

    Clearly we haven`t met.
  20. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    Dat ass? Really? What ass?
  21. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    this is why I don`t wear socks or shoes during the summer, my only tan lines down there are `thong` (from my sandals)
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    That is the guy who goes to the beach and uses socks
  23. Profile photo of SamiSpider
    SamiSpider Female 18-29
    173 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    Lol is this a photoshopped joke or is this real?
  24. Profile photo of hvf26
    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    LOL
  25. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    971 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    Golfer
  26. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    they`re from being in sweaty, moist boots all day. iv seen it before
  27. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    "Dat ass"
    f-ing seriously...
  28. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    dat ass???? F*ck you!
  29. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    What ass?
  30. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 12:42 am
    they`re like... dead.
  31. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 1:21 am
    I thought this was just some pic of a guy wearing socks and sandals.
  32. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 5:33 am
    I`m going to go with tennis player...
  33. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 6:24 am
    I guess the new term for redneck is whitefeet now.
  34. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 7:30 am
    ....I don`t get it.
  35. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 7:43 am
    they look dead
  36. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 7:47 am
    Holy sh*t I thought he was wearing socks.
  37. Profile photo of gymcoach29
    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
    363 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 8:28 am
    Yeah, the guy works outside for a living, does not sit in front of a computer all day...so what?
  38. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    He may have really bad circulation (Reynaud`s Phenomena).
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    I guess somebody wears socks
  40. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    WOW pineapple $2.99 a lb... wow
  41. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    his feet look dead.
  42. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 6:14 am
    Why would you go out like that... FFS!
  43. Profile photo of Waremonger
    Waremonger Male 40-49
    58 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Probably works in construction.
  44. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:02 am
    thats gross

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