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Date: 07/21/11 10:16 AM

88 Responses to Retarded Demon Is Retarded

  1. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Link: Retarded Demon Is Retarded - Real life exorcist battling an inept demonic presence. Another point for religion.
  2. Profile photo of Devilpillar
    Devilpillar Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Yea, because Demon`s respect the legal system.
  3. Profile photo of ZeroX24
    ZeroX24 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:31 am
    I bet she wouldn`t be acting like that if she didn`t leave the kitchen...
  4. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:33 am
    terrible actress.. I`m glad that "priest" was around to save us.
  5. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Gettin on your knees for jesus.
  6. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:44 am
    The demon seemed more like a 15 year old that`d been told to tidy its room. Mnnnnargh....Aaaaaargh.
  7. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Arousing...
  8. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:50 am
    How is this a point for religion?
  9. Profile photo of ashyboomstik
    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:55 am
    I like that he asked if she had a legal right to be there. As if the demon was going to pull out a lease agreement...
  10. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:55 am
    oh my science, why do people fall for this trash - i bet he charges all kinds of money to see this in action.
  11. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:56 am
    I really wanna find a priest like this, act like I`m possessed, let him do his "exorcism", and then just walk out, "Nah dude, I was just drating with you" :)
  12. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:56 am
    DO YOU HAVE A LEGAL RIGHT TO BE HERE??!
  13. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:57 am
    glad to see courtney cox getting work these days.
  14. Profile photo of ashyboomstik
    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Worst case of PMS ever!!!
  15. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:58 am
    She seems like fun. :)
  16. Profile photo of bobclean
    bobclean Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Be ashamed America, be very ashamed.
  17. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1078 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Demon should have claimed the body under the same legal concept as that black guy inside the abandoned house.
    `Look, there was no soul when I got here so now she`s mine! I filed the right paper work!`
  18. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1078 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Im glad no one makes me exercise. I hear its terrible.

    Wait is that the same thing.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:10 am

    Drama! All they needed was a simple Gay Faith Healing.
    What? Never seen a Gay Faith Healing?
    Let me tell you how it works.

    First get yourself a weapons grade homosexual.
    Have him stand before the pothethed perthon.
    He places his hand on her forhead and shouts...

    GET OVER IT, GURRRRL!!!!
  20. Profile photo of grindinblade
    grindinblade Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:13 am
    What she needs is psych meds
  21. Profile photo of rcar61
    rcar61 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 11:21 am
    When the demon gets out, i wanna get in!
  22. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Religious theater for the ignorant.
  23. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 11:27 am
    This is actually the first trailer for the new buddy flick "My Demon and Me."
  24. Profile photo of sssfdg
    sssfdg Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 11:32 am
    lol... do you have a legal right to be there?

    really.... really?
  25. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:49 am
    @bacon_pie: glad to see courtney cox getting work these days.

    You, sir, are a funny man.
  26. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    well thank you Jesus!
  27. Profile photo of JKolodne
    JKolodne Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    I`m pretty sure that`s Kristen Wiig (from SNL) with her hair dyed dark brown.
  28. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    it does seem to be a slight coincidence how the demons are always inside the people that attend these ridiculous churches...
  29. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    lol... do you have a legal right to be there?

    really.... really?

    ^This
  30. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    And people wonder why I`m an Athiest.
  31. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    One crazy orgasm
  32. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Did anyone else notice that the person who uploaded the video has the net handle of "OnKneesforJesus13"?
  33. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Oh Bob Larson, funny how every time you speak publicly, one of the audience members is possessed by a demon. Yet, non of the demons have any powers, and never curse or say actually offensive things.

    I met Bob in person in 1990. We didn`t get along. Possibly because he didn`t like being questioned.
  34. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    You know I was raised in the catholic faith and these are not exorcisms theses are I need money for my scam deals real ones are done in private and the book for it is darn big
  35. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    that was...sexy.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Well... that was odd. I would have been creeped out if she did the head turning thing
  37. Profile photo of sinnedrah
    sinnedrah Female 18-29
    55 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    LOL, this should be on americas funniest home videos.
  38. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Silly in this context,but imagine her making these noises during sex...
  39. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Mackin, that is awesome. I would love to ask this man some questions.
  40. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Just goes to show underneath all that good looks. Lies a pyscho-bitch from HELL!!!!!

    What a fake.
  41. Profile photo of 01010011
    01010011 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Billy Mays with blond hair
  42. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    @bobclean
    "Be ashamed America, be very ashamed."

    Speak for yourself!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKaxycRlAQ
  43. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1078 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    @youngdz79

    I agree...how dare she half fake a demon when there are so many religious fanatic nut bags willing to go all out on pretending they are possessed and actually need to be tied to a bed to hold in their crazy.

  44. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    I bet she is a demon in the sack.

    I don`t quite get the "retarded" thing, though, am I missing something? Something retarded? Because I`ve never known a retarded person to do any of those things.

    Nevertheless, I`d do her, pre-exorcism
  45. Profile photo of Dead_mind
    Dead_mind Male 18-29
    303 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    @Sachi001

    Yeah, thats from the stoneage, not the, cumputer age..
  46. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Yeah that`s normal.
  47. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    Wow, a nice Cristhian community channel using the word "Retarded"? tisk tisk
  48. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    @nocciolina This is definitely not a christian site.. and if you think saying the word "retard" is unacceptable, you might be retarded..
  49. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    Delusional people doing delusional stuff... next.
  50. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    That`s such bullpoo!
  51. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    @Dead mind
    Yet they still practice such Druidism today. Just like Christianity is still practiced from 2000 years.
  52. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    fake exorcisms are fun but they don`t pay very well
  53. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    That was the lamest porno ever.
  54. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    LOL @ xKrazy, but seriously, what a pile of brix.
  55. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    And the oscar for the best exorcism definately does not go to those two! Haven`t they watched Constatine??
  56. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Most legit thing I have ever seen!
  57. Profile photo of IVBYDRK
    IVBYDRK Female 18-29
    66 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    half the time she sounded like a porn actress..
  58. Profile photo of teq78
    teq78 Male 30-39
    216 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    wow r u kddng me? wooooowwwwww how retarded are you!?!?!?!?!?!
  59. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS??!!
  60. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    For Money
  61. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    Gawd!!! that has to be embarassing..being possessed by the retarded demon..I couldnt stop laughing....
  62. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
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    July 21, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    wtf did just watch? stupid stupid stupid :facepalm:
  63. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    Religion,.. wow
  64. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    stupid people doing stupid things, move along
  65. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    and my mom asks me why i`m an atheist
  66. Profile photo of abdehn
    abdehn Male 13-17
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    July 21, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    Total turn on.
  67. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    :facepalm:

    I need to remind myself that there are stupid people all around us, in every subset of humanity and that they do not influence (by their stupidity alone) the validity of the organizations they subscribe to.
  68. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    I want what shes on!...wait..its religion...pass.
  69. Profile photo of polybius
    polybius Male 18-29
    76 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am
    I could`ve sworn that it was Kristen Wiig on an SNL skit.
  70. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 1:11 am
    Either that`s one bad case of cramps or one really good placebo.
  71. Profile photo of ak47reaper
    ak47reaper Male 18-29
    117 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 1:47 am
    dude they dosed this b**ch with something crazy
  72. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 2:28 am
    Bob Larsen is mostly just an entertainer for christians, don`t take this stuff too seriously. I actually used to send donations to this guy when I was 10 and delivering papers for an income *sigh*
  73. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
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    July 22, 2011 at 3:11 am
    she was a beast in the sack, but now she`s just plain dull...
  74. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    July 22, 2011 at 4:49 am
    She loves role play in the bedroom too. Especially the young Catholic school girl who gets caught between classes by the creepy janitor that steals her away to the most secluded mop closet. Yes, I have played the schoolgirl.
  75. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:05 am
    fake . . . just look at her . . . ever been to a tongues church? fake . . .
  76. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:12 am

    Give `em the old razzle dazzle
    Razzle Dazzle `em
    Give `em an act with lots of flash in it
    And the reaction will be passionate

    Give `em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather `em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if, in fact, you`re just disgusting?
    Razzle dazzle `em
    And they`ll never catch wise!

    Give `em the old three ring circus
    Stun and stagger `em
    When you`re in trouble, go into your dance
    Though you are stiffer than a girder
    They`ll let you get away with murder
    Razzle dazzle `em
    And you`ve got a romance

    Give `em the old Razzle Dazzle
    Razzle dazzle `em
    Show `em the first rate sorcerer you are
    Long as you keep `em way off balance
    How can they spot you`ve got no talents?
    Razzle Dazzle `em
    And they`ll make you a star!
  77. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:48 am
    No wonder they vote Republican!
  78. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2011 at 7:43 am
    It would have be a million times more interesting if she murdered them all.
  79. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:33 am
    she`s fit
  80. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
    The micophone is the most powerful religious artifact EVER!!!
  81. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    July 22, 2011 at 10:20 am
    ...And the first thing she says after being exorcised is retarded.

    Preacher, you`re not done yet. I recommend hearty slaps. Backhand.
  82. Profile photo of BadLama
    BadLama Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2011 at 10:24 am
    How much was she paid for these?
  83. Profile photo of OutWest
    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Whew... For a moment I thought I was watching Wolf Blitzer interviewing Rachel Maddow!
  84. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    I thought I was watching SNL for a while. =\
  85. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    "NO LEGAL RIGHT SATAN! I will SUE your ass outta her!!"

    Satan - "bitch, I`m Satan, I run hell, where do you think ALL lawyers go when they die? Bring it"
  86. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 5:31 am
    this is fake for many reasons. First, you will need more people to hold the person back, at least 10. Second, she was cured instantly is full of BS
  87. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 6:33 am
    Exorcism should be performed in a private setting with the person laying down, not in front of an audience. Based on that logic, this is fake to dupe the crowd out of their money.
  88. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    Ok, that was obviously a scam, but you guys shouldn`t joke around about this. When you ridicule it, you have no idea how much danger you`re in.

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