Retarded Demon Is Retarded

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 5 years ago Funny

Real life exorcist battling an inept demonic presence. Another point for religion.
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Male 646
Ok, that was obviously a scam, but you guys shouldn`t joke around about this. When you ridicule it, you have no idea how much danger you`re in.
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Male 1,737
Exorcism should be performed in a private setting with the person laying down, not in front of an audience. Based on that logic, this is fake to dupe the crowd out of their money.
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Male 1,093
this is fake for many reasons. First, you will need more people to hold the person back, at least 10. Second, she was cured instantly is full of BS
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Male 1,744
"NO LEGAL RIGHT SATAN! I will SUE your ass outta her!!"

Satan - "bitch, I`m Satan, I run hell, where do you think ALL lawyers go when they die? Bring it"
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Male 533
I thought I was watching SNL for a while. =\
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Male 546
Whew... For a moment I thought I was watching Wolf Blitzer interviewing Rachel Maddow!
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Male 37
How much was she paid for these?
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Male 14,775
...And the first thing she says after being exorcised is retarded.

Preacher, you`re not done yet. I recommend hearty slaps. Backhand.
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Male 132
The micophone is the most powerful religious artifact EVER!!!
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Male 249
she`s fit
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Male 1,832
It would have be a million times more interesting if she murdered them all.
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Male 270
No wonder they vote Republican!
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Male 37,897

Give `em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle `em
Give `em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate

Give `em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather `em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you`re just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle `em
And they`ll never catch wise!

Give `em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger `em
When you`re in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They`ll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle `em
And you`ve got a romance

Give `em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle `em
Show `em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep `em way off balance
How can they spot you`ve got no talents?
Razzle Dazzle `em
And they`ll make you a star!
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Male 766
fake . . . just look at her . . . ever been to a tongues church? fake . . .
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Male 3,472
She loves role play in the bedroom too. Especially the young Catholic school girl who gets caught between classes by the creepy janitor that steals her away to the most secluded mop closet. Yes, I have played the schoolgirl.
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Male 1,569
she was a beast in the sack, but now she`s just plain dull...
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Male 514
Bob Larsen is mostly just an entertainer for christians, don`t take this stuff too seriously. I actually used to send donations to this guy when I was 10 and delivering papers for an income *sigh*
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Male 117
dude they dosed this b**ch with something crazy
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Female 491
Either that`s one bad case of cramps or one really good placebo.
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Male 76
I could`ve sworn that it was Kristen Wiig on an SNL skit.
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Male 411
I want what shes on!...wait..its religion...pass.
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Male 759
:facepalm:

I need to remind myself that there are stupid people all around us, in every subset of humanity and that they do not influence (by their stupidity alone) the validity of the organizations they subscribe to.
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Male 77
Total turn on.
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Male 2,384
and my mom asks me why i`m an atheist
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Male 167
stupid people doing stupid things, move along
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Male 15,510
Religion,.. wow
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Female 1,832
wtf did just watch? stupid stupid stupid :facepalm:
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Female 1,144
Gawd!!! that has to be embarassing..being possessed by the retarded demon..I couldnt stop laughing....
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Male 599
For Money
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Female 399
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS??!!
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Male 216
wow r u kddng me? wooooowwwwww how retarded are you!?!?!?!?!?!
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Female 66
half the time she sounded like a porn actress..
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Male 768
Most legit thing I have ever seen!
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Female 1,048
And the oscar for the best exorcism definately does not go to those two! Haven`t they watched Constatine??
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Male 319
LOL @ xKrazy, but seriously, what a pile of brix.
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Male 208
That was the lamest porno ever.
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Female 734
fake exorcisms are fun but they don`t pay very well
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Male 599
@Dead mind
Yet they still practice such Druidism today. Just like Christianity is still practiced from 2000 years.
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Female 123
That`s such bullpoo!
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Male 2,172
Delusional people doing delusional stuff... next.
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Male 911
@nocciolina This is definitely not a christian site.. and if you think saying the word "retard" is unacceptable, you might be retarded..
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Female 1,623
Wow, a nice Cristhian community channel using the word "Retarded"? tisk tisk
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Male 7,378
Yeah that`s normal.
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Male 303
@Sachi001

Yeah, thats from the stoneage, not the, cumputer age..
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Male 3,842
I bet she is a demon in the sack.

I don`t quite get the "retarded" thing, though, am I missing something? Something retarded? Because I`ve never known a retarded person to do any of those things.

Nevertheless, I`d do her, pre-exorcism
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Male 1,122
@youngdz79

I agree...how dare she half fake a demon when there are so many religious fanatic nut bags willing to go all out on pretending they are possessed and actually need to be tied to a bed to hold in their crazy.

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Male 599
@bobclean
"Be ashamed America, be very ashamed."

Speak for yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKaxycRlAQ
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Male 9
Billy Mays with blond hair
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Male 599
Just goes to show underneath all that good looks. Lies a pyscho-bitch from HELL!!!!!

What a fake.
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Female 1,205
Mackin, that is awesome. I would love to ask this man some questions.
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Male 2,631
Silly in this context,but imagine her making these noises during sex...
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Female 55
LOL, this should be on americas funniest home videos.
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Male 25,416
Well... that was odd. I would have been creeped out if she did the head turning thing
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Male 1,364
that was...sexy.
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Male 268
You know I was raised in the catholic faith and these are not exorcisms theses are I need money for my scam deals real ones are done in private and the book for it is darn big
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Male 210
Oh Bob Larson, funny how every time you speak publicly, one of the audience members is possessed by a demon. Yet, non of the demons have any powers, and never curse or say actually offensive things.

I met Bob in person in 1990. We didn`t get along. Possibly because he didn`t like being questioned.
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Female 934
Did anyone else notice that the person who uploaded the video has the net handle of "OnKneesforJesus13"?
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Male 341
One crazy orgasm
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Male 216
And people wonder why I`m an Athiest.
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Male 1,312
lol... do you have a legal right to be there?

really.... really?

^This
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Male 1,178
it does seem to be a slight coincidence how the demons are always inside the people that attend these ridiculous churches...
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Male 96
I`m pretty sure that`s Kristen Wiig (from SNL) with her hair dyed dark brown.
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Male 606
well thank you Jesus!
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Male 749
@bacon_pie: [quote]glad to see courtney cox getting work these days.[/quote]

You, sir, are a funny man.
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Male 190
lol... do you have a legal right to be there?

really.... really?
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Male 358
This is actually the first trailer for the new buddy flick "My Demon and Me."
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Male 881
Religious theater for the ignorant.
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Male 1
When the demon gets out, i wanna get in!
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Male 234
What she needs is psych meds
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Male 37,897

Drama! All they needed was a simple Gay Faith Healing.
What? Never seen a Gay Faith Healing?
Let me tell you how it works.

First get yourself a weapons grade homosexual.
Have him stand before the pothethed perthon.
He places his hand on her forhead and shouts...

GET OVER IT, GURRRRL!!!!
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Male 1,122
Im glad no one makes me exercise. I hear its terrible.

Wait is that the same thing.
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Male 1,122
Demon should have claimed the body under the same legal concept as that black guy inside the abandoned house.
`Look, there was no soul when I got here so now she`s mine! I filed the right paper work!`
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Male 80
Be ashamed America, be very ashamed.
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Male 2,440
She seems like fun. :)
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Male 133
Worst case of PMS ever!!!
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Male 3,061
glad to see courtney cox getting work these days.
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Female 709
DO YOU HAVE A LEGAL RIGHT TO BE HERE??!
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Female 843
I really wanna find a priest like this, act like I`m possessed, let him do his "exorcism", and then just walk out, "Nah dude, I was just drating with you" :)
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Male 355
oh my science, why do people fall for this trash - i bet he charges all kinds of money to see this in action.
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Male 133
I like that he asked if she had a legal right to be there. As if the demon was going to pull out a lease agreement...
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Female 77
How is this a point for religion?
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Male 5,413
Arousing...
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Female 420
The demon seemed more like a 15 year old that`d been told to tidy its room. Mnnnnargh....Aaaaaargh.
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Male 341
Gettin on your knees for jesus.
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Male 1,646
terrible actress.. I`m glad that "priest" was around to save us.
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Male 16
I bet she wouldn`t be acting like that if she didn`t leave the kitchen...
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Male 36
Yea, because Demon`s respect the legal system.
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Male 4,902
Link: Retarded Demon Is Retarded [Rate Link] - Real life exorcist battling an inept demonic presence. Another point for religion.
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