Questionable Fireworks Outlet TV Commercial

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

I hope you like your fireworks... sexy.
There are 27 comments:
Male 71
I live in Phenix City where this is at and they have had commercials alot worse than this.....
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Male 2,521
She`s a mouth-breather... literally.
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Male 1,569
That seems like a safe store... cigarette anyone?
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Male 330
I bought the biggest one they had and killed myself with it. That was an epic failure.
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Female 418
My neighbors did some fire works and stuff last night, it isn`t legal here but the laws aren`t as strict on holidays like 4th of july.
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Male 15,510
If you are going to sell fireworks, this is the right way to do it
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Male 10,440
urg. Kill them. With fireworks.
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Male 178
Oh my...
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Male 25,416
American ads, lol
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Male 255
lol, what?
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Male 290
that was AWESOME!!!
I love it!
BEST ... COMMERCIAL ... EVER!
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Male 633
All we can use up here are sparklers! The odd store sells roman candles. People during the long weekend shoot off safety flares to confuse the search and rescue people.
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Male 14,334
LOL!!!!
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Male 1,404
No personal firework lighting this year but, I would say keeping the fire away from the plutonium is a bit more important.
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Male 2,988
my eyes and my tummy hurt now :-(
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Male 594
I live in a communist, erhm, commonwealth state.. So they have banned all our good times as well :/
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Male 38,510

I live in a "Zero Tolerance Zone". The fun police have banned anything remotely resembling a good time.

so of course we aren`t allowed fireworks. Instead we trot down to Mexico and try to get them acrossed the border without getting caught. YES I smuggle! But only for personal use. :)
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Male 5,413
:P
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Male 4,902
That`s depressing
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Male 1,440
@emmettyville,

Where I am, the firework laws are strict BUT the police look the other way for the 4th of July.



Source.
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Male 1,678
Proof once again that sex sells.
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Male 52
The white woman sounds like Newt from Little Rascals
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Female 123
Now thass hot!!
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Male 1,440
Those "sexy" poses shouldn`t have happened with "bang bang and Boom Boom" doing them.
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Female 4,359
ummmmmmm sexy. I take it your fireworks laws are fairly relaxed then?
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Male 2,005
what the hell
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Male 20,196
Link: Questionable Fireworks Outlet TV Commercial [Rate Link] - I hope you like your fireworks... sexy.
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