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Date: 07/04/11 11:01 AM

27 Responses to Questionable Fireworks Outlet TV Commercial

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:53 am
    Link: Questionable Fireworks Outlet TV Commercial - I hope you like your fireworks... sexy.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:16 am
    what the hell
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:18 am
    ummmmmmm sexy. I take it your fireworks laws are fairly relaxed then?
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Those "sexy" poses shouldn`t have happened with "bang bang and Boom Boom" doing them.
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    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Now thass hot!!
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    EthanCoker Male 18-29
    52 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:23 am
    The white woman sounds like Newt from Little Rascals
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Proof once again that sex sells.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:25 am
    @emmettyville,

    Where I am, the firework laws are strict BUT the police look the other way for the 4th of July.



    Source.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:33 am
    That`s depressing
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:36 am
    :P
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:54 am

    I live in a "Zero Tolerance Zone". The fun police have banned anything remotely resembling a good time.

    so of course we aren`t allowed fireworks. Instead we trot down to Mexico and try to get them acrossed the border without getting caught. YES I smuggle! But only for personal use. :)
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    I live in a communist, erhm, commonwealth state.. So they have banned all our good times as well :/
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    my eyes and my tummy hurt now :-(
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    No personal firework lighting this year but, I would say keeping the fire away from the plutonium is a bit more important.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    LOL!!!!
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    All we can use up here are sparklers! The odd store sells roman candles. People during the long weekend shoot off safety flares to confuse the search and rescue people.
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    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    that was AWESOME!!!
    I love it!
    BEST ... COMMERCIAL ... EVER!
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    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    lol, what?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    American ads, lol
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    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Oh my...
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    urg. Kill them. With fireworks.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    If you are going to sell fireworks, this is the right way to do it
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    My neighbors did some fire works and stuff last night, it isn`t legal here but the laws aren`t as strict on holidays like 4th of july.
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    I bought the biggest one they had and killed myself with it. That was an epic failure.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:22 am
    That seems like a safe store... cigarette anyone?
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:19 am
    She`s a mouth-breather... literally.
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    Jnic815 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    I live in Phenix City where this is at and they have had commercials alot worse than this.....

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