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Date: 07/15/11 11:08 AM

30 Responses to Priest Wants His Anus Probed To Prove He`s Hetro

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Link: Priest Wants His Anus Probed To Prove He`s Hetro - A Spanish priest was kicked out of his parish after taking racy pics. He says, `Measure my anus` to prove it`s virginity
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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 11:17 am
    That would prove nothing, I would fail the test due to a rather large BM i had this morning.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 11:24 am

    anal measurement?

    that would only prove he`s a top.
  4. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 11:36 am
    These allegations have surely wrecked-him...
  5. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Ok, I`ll be the annoying one... "its" not "it`s"...
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 11:59 am
    I got confused for a second when it read her instead of he. Hit a mental wall there for a moment. lol
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Because gay men aren`t humane.
  8. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    One condition, His "friend" Phillipe gets to do the measuring.
  9. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    ...and that was the day the Catholic Church was trolled by one of its` own.
  10. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    don`t you hetero guys have an aversion to anything anal? like doctor administered physical exams? makes me think he`s either a top or a bottom who has had really small partners. or he could just be into oral and mutual masturbation. wait, i`m thinking too much. i REALLY need a vacation....
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    If its too big when they measure it the headlines will read "Priest`s Rectum Wrecked-him"
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    All this will prove is that he`s a pitcher.
  13. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Most men have had fingers shoved up their anuses.
    That`s how prostates are checked.
    If life flashes before your eyes before you die, just be prepared for the anal fingering. I had repressed those memories, now they`re bothering me. At least I can remember a female doctor had her fingers up my bum last time I got a check up.
    I remember going over in my mind if I wanted a male doctor or not (as I usually do every time I go the the hospital), then I suddenly realized what I was there for. So I went with the most acceptable solution.
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    NATattack Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Sounds like a confident TOP to me
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    So thats how you know...
  16. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    his anus may be intact, but his mouth still smells like dick.
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    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    @davisboy... Yuuup... What if they measured him after he went to a bean and beer festival the day before?... Now that I think about it... Someone should make that an actual festival..

    BTW.. the picture does look hella ghey... Not that I`m against that or anything... I`m just saying....
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    a little eager for a probe eh?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Hahaha! Ahh... very nice.

    What is there beyond facepalm? Nothing. Just... laughter.
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    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    what i want to know is what the rest of that picture would have looked like
  21. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    So? All that proves is that he is the pitcher, not the catcher...
  22. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 6:36 pm

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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    Hey, all of that`s totally normal, hetero behavior. :-D
  24. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Okay, so he`s a top... So what?
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 9:12 am

    I saw this guy in the video "Priests Gone Wild"
  26. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    I`ve taken some massive dumps in my time.

    I probably can`t prove poo now.

    Well, except poo.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    at least he knows that men dont lose their virginity technically until they take one up the bum...
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 5:07 am
    Wow how far can you go?
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 1:42 am
    lmao @ gerry1of1
  30. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Ummm... I am confused. I thought the priests were putting their penises into butts, not making little boys bang them. I say measure the 28yr old`s anus, he has bitch face.

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