Priest Wants His Anus Probed To Prove He`s Hetro

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago
http://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/

A Spanish priest was kicked out of his parish after taking racy pics. He says, "Measure my anus" to prove it"s virginity
There are 30 comments:
Male 191
Ummm... I am confused. I thought the priests were putting their penises into butts, not making little boys bang them. I say measure the 28yr old`s anus, he has bitch face.
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Female 5,222
lmao @ gerry1of1
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Male 10,845
Wow how far can you go?
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Male 3,745
at least he knows that men dont lose their virginity technically until they take one up the bum...
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Male 1,595
I`ve taken some massive dumps in my time.

I probably can`t prove poo now.

Well, except poo.
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Male 37,897

I saw this guy in the video "Priests Gone Wild"
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Female 667
Okay, so he`s a top... So what?
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Male 676
Hey, all of that`s totally normal, hetero behavior. :-D
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Female 734

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Male 293
So? All that proves is that he is the pitcher, not the catcher...
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Male 73
what i want to know is what the rest of that picture would have looked like
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Male 10,440
Hahaha! Ahh... very nice.

What is there beyond facepalm? Nothing. Just... laughter.
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Male 273
a little eager for a probe eh?
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Male 636
@davisboy... Yuuup... What if they measured him after he went to a bean and beer festival the day before?... Now that I think about it... Someone should make that an actual festival..

BTW.. the picture does look hella ghey... Not that I`m against that or anything... I`m just saying....
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Male 1,360
his anus may be intact, but his mouth still smells like dick.
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Male 25,416
So thats how you know...
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Female 285
Sounds like a confident TOP to me
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Male 1,526
Most men have had fingers shoved up their anuses.
That`s how prostates are checked.
If life flashes before your eyes before you die, just be prepared for the anal fingering. I had repressed those memories, now they`re bothering me. At least I can remember a female doctor had her fingers up my bum last time I got a check up.
I remember going over in my mind if I wanted a male doctor or not (as I usually do every time I go the the hospital), then I suddenly realized what I was there for. So I went with the most acceptable solution.
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Male 2,868
All this will prove is that he`s a pitcher.
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Male 868
If its too big when they measure it the headlines will read "Priest`s Rectum Wrecked-him"
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Female 4,086
don`t you hetero guys have an aversion to anything anal? like doctor administered physical exams? makes me think he`s either a top or a bottom who has had really small partners. or he could just be into oral and mutual masturbation. wait, i`m thinking too much. i REALLY need a vacation....
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Male 1,610
...and that was the day the Catholic Church was trolled by one of its` own.
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Male 1,440
One condition, His "friend" Phillipe gets to do the measuring.
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Male 1,646
Because gay men aren`t humane.
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Male 593
I got confused for a second when it read her instead of he. Hit a mental wall there for a moment. lol
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Male 516
Ok, I`ll be the annoying one... "its" not "it`s"...
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Male 868
These allegations have surely wrecked-him...
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Male 37,897

anal measurement?

that would only prove he`s a top.
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Male 587
That would prove nothing, I would fail the test due to a rather large BM i had this morning.
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Male 19,873
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