Pole Dancing Class for British Children

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 years ago in
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002697/Little-Spinners-pole-dancing-classes-children-young-THREE.html

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Male 621
We should not be teaching our kids to be sexy firemen. However, way to dress your kid to look the part, retards!
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Male 4,902
Learn em young
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Female 80
Those girls will have a leg up on the competition on toddlers and tiara`s I suppose........ Glad my daughter likes her clothes on and a t-ball bat in her hand :)
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Male 2,988
The Mail Online is basically the new Onion. Not one thing from this website that has been posted here can I take seriously.
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Male 146
I wonder why there were two different acrobatic acts (one male, one female)who employd a pole as part of their routine on America`s Got Talent last week. They were both described as incredible athletes. I guess if you want it to be sexual, there you go. That you see little kids as sexual objects says more about you than them. Oh and The Mail Online is a great source for news now that Ruphert dratdock shut down his rag.
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Male 1,404
Yea, that`s more than just icky.
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Female 115

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Male 39,556

you can`t clean this up to be an "exercise class"

For starters, kids don`t need "exercise class". They`re like dogs, take them to the park, thow a ball and they`ll run around like idiots. Free!

Second, you don`t see many poles in ballet. the only dancers who use one is strippers. it`s sexual and that`s never gonna change. So do you really want to get your daughters used to working a pole? As long as you`re at it, stake out a corner for them and get`em some fishnets and stiletos.
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Male 3,369
fancyclad said: "England: Europe`s Florida?"......OMG...Thank you for bringing me back to chuckleland. I live in Florida..have to deal with this everyday...went from getting pissed about the link to having a good chuckle...becuz of your comment. There is a God! Happy Friday!
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Male 3,369
I was willing to give the concept the benefit of the doubt until I saw the pics. Nope...that`s not just "excercize"....and those aren`t gym clothes. I almost barfed in my mouth.
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Female 3,598
i agree with madduck, it can be changed in many ways to be less sexual, there should not be feather boas or pictures of scantily clad women. if the owners/proprietors of this type of thing had any sense whatsoever they would make this class look/feel like what they advertise it to be, an EXCERSIZE class. make the kids wear leotards just like in gymnastics and don`t have them rubbing their crotches all over the damn pole. also maybe throw some other gymnast type things into the regime like the rings or the standing horse or spring board or something.
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Male 25,417
I see both sides of the arguement but just dont care. Its up to the parents
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Male 39,556

phoneybone - I`m hoping you live up to your name and your last statement is phoney. ie trolling
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Male 1,231
Like most Daily Mail articles, the fanatical, witch hunt comments are funnier than the article itself.
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Male 1,744
the woman running it should be arrested for pedophilia. If there`s dudes out there that are in to little boys, why is it such a stretch that there`s women out there that are into little girls. Either way this is horrible.

At least wait until they`re 16 :P
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Female 7,997
Mmm- to be fair pole dancing has nuch in common with gymnastics, something small girls are quite good at in the olympics. it does have sexual connotations - so lets call it something else, tone down the sexy moves and make the kids wear the right clothing. then I can see no harm- but learning to pole dance as such may not be wise!
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Female 857
Again, it`s in the Daily Mail and every article in the Daily Mail or `Mein Kampf` is to be taken with a pinch of salt.
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Female 2,927
looking for vamps, weres, fae folk and such to help me turn in my humanity membership card, twilighters need not apply.
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Male 2,034
This is the next step after "Toddlers and Tiaras"
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Male 20,827
England: Europe`s Florida?
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Male 39,556

On a side note, if you Google "Daddy`s Little Stripper" you photos of Myley Cyrus and Britney Spears which I thought was funny.
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Male 3
I didn`t say it was fake, merely that most articles in the Daily Mail are ridiculous. A point I believe echoed by 03swalker
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Male 1,931
Gerry is capable of posting links now.


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Male 39,556

And the perfect accessory for your little tramp is a pole-dance doll!


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Male 60
It`s not an onion article, but it is a Daily Mail article thus all credibility has been lost.
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Male 39,556

@Glyndwr - Not fake. Google it and pick your own news source. Most news services are carrying the story.
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Male 3
Not satire from The Onion maybe but a total joke nonetheless, I mean the Daily Mail? It`s like Fox News UK
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Male 321
Looks like good exercise.
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Male 47
Parenting, your doing it wrong.
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Male 39,556
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