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Date: 07/18/11 07:51 AM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:20 am
    Link: Pizza He Wants - Hard it is to order....
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 7:55 am
    Of yoda-talk all the comments will be
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    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:59 am
    ... That`s not how Yoda speaks. He`d have said "Want a small pizza with pepperoni and olives, I do."
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    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:00 am
    No, sorry, it would probably have been "A small pizza with pepperoni and olives, I want."
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Teehee.
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    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Awww poor yoda. Can`t a Jedi Master get a break?
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:06 am
    Nobody has ever made a joke about the way Yoda talks before. This is groundbreaking.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:09 am
    I dont really think that is the way Yoda speaks
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Who`s Yoda?
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Noooooo. Yoda more of just takes the subject and noun, and declares them at the end of his sentence, making what he says still proper and coherent. (1)I want (2)a pizza => (2)A pizza (1)I want.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:16 am
    as others have said, it`s not the way Yoda speaks. I`m no star wars geek, but even I can work that out...
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    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:28 am
    Let`s... all just keep stating the obvious, shall we?

    gosh, I found it funny nevertheless.
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    ohnoimnaked Male 18-29
    19 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:34 am
    trolololololo
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    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:46 am
    people take stuff too seriously, who cares if that`s not how he actually speaks? it`s still funny
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:48 am
    This isnt funny, cos its incorrect. I might as well write a comic about Jonathan Ross with a lisp.
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Jeez people, it`s not SUPPOSED to be exactly the way Yoda speaks... that`s the joke.
    The joke is that he speaks weird and mixes up words.
    Except here it`s wrong.
    For fun.
    To make a joke.
    Because it`s not entirely accurate.
    Got it?
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:05 am
    here we see a classic example of two things: hivemind, and reverse hivemind.

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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:18 am
    "The joke is that he speaks weird and mixes up words.
    Except here it`s wrong. "

    Actually he does neither. Yoda`s choice of words and how they go together are still considered complete sentences. he simply puts the parts of a sentence in an order you are not accustomed too.

    Understand, you do not.
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    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
    I thought it was funny, am I aloud to laugh? Or would that be wrong...
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 10:43 am
    "Jeez people, it`s not SUPPOSED to be exactly the way Yoda speaks... that`s the joke.
    The joke is that he speaks weird and mixes up words.
    Except here it`s wrong.
    For fun.
    To make a joke.
    Because it`s not entirely accurate.
    Got it?"

    Get it, I do. Funny, it is not.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:13 am
    eh..
    hehe
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:20 am
    *facepalm* How many IABers does it take to ruin a joke. Answer? One, then the rest take that person`s lead.
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    Tokz Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:22 am
    "A small pepperoni pizza with olives, I want."
    Wouldn`t that be correct Yoda-speak? Not.. whatever the hell they were doing.... Says things backwards from what you are used to, he does.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Stupid. Definitely doable but still keeping Yoda`s speech pattern. Plus it still wouldn`t have been funny...
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Also, lol @ LazyMe484 (first comment)
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Master of the force, dangerous with a light-saber, ancient, and wise, but so unkind to his verbs, he is.
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    BlameMeta Male 13-17
    42 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    All yoda does is use Latin Grammar. Thats it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    That was not funny
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Yoda! Order Chinese next time!
    Number 4, number 35, number 16...
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    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    haha nice
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Holy crap, that was possibly the most unfunny "comic" ever.....
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    Not even Yodaspeak.
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Yeah that was done terribly. The first one should be A pepperoni pizza small with olives want I.
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    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    i only laughed at the "dude how baked are you" otherwise as xbx214 pointed out, it should be done like that
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 4:05 am
    thats an imposter
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    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    July 27, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Dumb, it is.

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