People Jenna Marbles Would Like To Screw

Submitted by: NNoamfer 6 years ago in Entertainment

Goddamn it, I"m not there..
There are 67 comments:
Female 40
I couldn`t stop laughing my ASS OFF once that list started... hahahaha!
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Male 48
The discussion was too long but I liked the list and the reasoning as to why. That was the best part.
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Female 109
I can`t figure out if it`s just the way her face is formed or her makeup, but her eyes look way too far apart.
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Male 5,413
Now she`s annoying...
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Male 5,189
Another person to remove from the gene pool when I take over the world.
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Male 4,290
God she is annoying.
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Female 3,696
I am the vice president of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
(My father is the president). I am convinced they are all whores.

Which is all you`ll be having from now on. =]
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Female 1,623
Oh, wait I forgot:

Javier Hernandez
Susana Zabaleta
Jessica Rabbit

There, now I`m done
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Female 1,623
The last ones were f*cking hilarious!

Ok, my list:

Monica (my gf, obviously)
A chick I met at the Gay Parade
Hugh Jackman
Johny Depp
Kate Moennig (I`d bang her brains out)
JFK (the Clone High version)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
The members of the band Warpaint
Cris Angel
Sara Shahi
A threeway with Tim Burton and his wife
A steampunk hot chick
Alejandro Jodorowsky (in his prime years)
Jenna Marbles
Raul Mendez (google him, he`s hot)
Mauricio Ochmann (he`s a hottie too)
Bianca Calderón (f*ck yeah!)
*Note: the tree mentioned above are mexican actors, but they`re smoking hot!*
Julian Casablancas

Aaand, those are all I can think of right now
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Female 1,071
The berries and cream guy doesn`t want your STD-heavy vaj. Zack Morris..yeah hed hit it.
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Male 25,416
STD central
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Male 2,199
pretty sure ducky is a chick and does not have a hotdog she can throw down the hallway
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Male 6,693
I dont know if I could put up with that everyday.
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Male 2,790
i though she was funny and hot

my List-
this chick
`Crush` from American Gladiator

that`s all i got so far
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Male 244
She can`t possibly have proud parents or friends or a clean vaj. Yuck
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Male 5,811
I didn`t know homosexuality was hereditary...
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Female 32
Muscles Glasses ftw
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Male 3,477
I am the vice president of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
(My father is the president). I am convinced they are all whores.
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Male 29
The host from `Legends of the Hidden Temple`.

This video has inspired me to shower.
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Male 132
That`s a great story...now take your top off.
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Male 6,227
I find her compelling to watch, in a train-wreck kinda way.
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Male 216
This chick annoys the poo out of me.
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Male 355
wow really wow - this was not that funny.
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Female 78
she`s a bit on the skanky side, but i agree with being up front, it`s worked for me. met back up w/ my high school sweetheart, 3 days later we openly expressed that we each liked/felt attracted to each other, and felt ready for a relationship (not quite the "i would do you" in the video) and the relationship has worked amazingly for 1.5 yrs since day 3
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Male 583
"fondle ma tittayys" lol I thought she said "fart on ma tittayys"
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Male 362
What a disgusting, vain, ill-mannered woman.
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Male 4,902
Why would anyone want this b*tches advice on any subject?
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Male 400
This girl just kills me
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Male 218
bud light 30 made me lol
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Male 1,364
skip to 3:55 for the actual list.
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Female 470
Ducky is a girl.
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Male 749
I`m shocked and dismayed that I`m not on her list. Well, maybe a little more relieved than dismayed.
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Male 1,744
wow, hot girl was actually funny. didn`t think it was possible

"f a turtle and a zombie to get this kid" good times
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Male 768
"Hate drat" LOL!
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Male 122
Somebody should get on this "People I Would Fcukbook"
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Male 340
shes soooo hot
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Male 65
ducky from land before time was a girl. so she has no hot dog to throw down a hallway. yeah, i was a big LBT fan.
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Male 2,700
"Her eyes are spaced really far apart. It makes her look like a ratard"

Whats your excuse?
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Male 40,772
She has bad taste in cartoon charecters, does better with comic-books though...
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Male 273
i have funnier and hotter friends.
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Male 590
i blame jersey shore for women that are so proud to be skanks
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Female 148
mmmmmmm Conan O`Brien, me gusta.
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Male 11,739
Annoyyyyyying.
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Male 35
Her eyes are spaced really far apart. It makes her look like a ratard
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Male 4,546
Wow... we have like the same list! What are the odds.
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Male 657
She is just repulsive.
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Female 2,120
Justin Bieber?
I`m never watching Jenna Marbles again.
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Female 3,696
She is the top of my list- YES HOMO <3
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Female 19
I would hypothetically make for a sexy-time with her if hypothetically i was homo.
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Male 1,582
People I Would Fcuk Book... LAWL!
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Male 71
i hate this bitch`s voice
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Male 1,595
I wouldn`t touch her with someone else`s pole!

Wait, I don`t think I said that right..
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Male 9,305
As long as toons are allowed, Launchpad McQuack. I bet he`s ripped.
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Male 1,471
Finally found a person that shares my view on the subject :D
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Female 803
@Thetas, Mjolnir can hammer my rainbow bridge any day...
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Male 1,216
@Enjin, Wait, are you referring to me as a troll?
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Male 802
Yea good luck, I`m pretty sure a package of Fruit Rollups has standards and would never have sex with a sloar troll like you.
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Male 15,510
What a troll
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Male 3,649
I find her annoying, but makes a very good point.
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Male 1,540
"Thor because he can lay the hammer"
And those are not the hammer...


... His penis is the hammer.
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Male 33
Who is she and why do I hate her already?
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Male 1,216
That was a fast approval.

Or maybe I get rejected a lot..
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Male 2,436
Hey you dumb whore, Ashton Kutcher wants his hat back!
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Male 1,526
Aw, I even put on MY hat.
I like the point tho, but I`d never drat someone before I knew them. And even after that I`d be all nah maybe not, because I`m a closet mega prude.
Highly doubt anyone would ever call me a vagina tease, so the world isn`t missing out on much.
And no, I`m not a homo. Its just that I drat for babies now, that`s my point.
Think about it, I can only raise one batch at a time. Any more and it would be tricky having a life outside the home.
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Male 3,894
Someone make a "peopleI`dF*ck-book"
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Male 20,917
No Fancy?
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Male 1,216
Link: People Jenna Marbles Would Like To Screw [Rate Link] - Goddamn it, I`m not there..
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