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Date: 07/06/11 03:33 PM

67 Responses to People Jenna Marbles Would Like To Screw

  1. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Link: People Jenna Marbles Would Like To Screw - Goddamn it, I`m not there..
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    No Fancy?
  3. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Someone make a "peopleI`dF*ck-book"
  4. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Aw, I even put on MY hat.
    I like the point tho, but I`d never drat someone before I knew them. And even after that I`d be all nah maybe not, because I`m a closet mega prude.
    Highly doubt anyone would ever call me a vagina tease, so the world isn`t missing out on much.
    And no, I`m not a homo. Its just that I drat for babies now, that`s my point.
    Think about it, I can only raise one batch at a time. Any more and it would be tricky having a life outside the home.
  5. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Hey you dumb whore, Ashton Kutcher wants his hat back!
  6. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    That was a fast approval.

    Or maybe I get rejected a lot..
  7. Profile photo of Llowbear
    Llowbear Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Who is she and why do I hate her already?
  8. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    "Thor because he can lay the hammer"
    And those are not the hammer...


    ... His penis is the hammer.
  9. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    I find her annoying, but makes a very good point.
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    What a troll
  11. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Yea good luck, I`m pretty sure a package of Fruit Rollups has standards and would never have sex with a sloar troll like you.
  12. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    @Enjin, Wait, are you referring to me as a troll?
  13. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    @Thetas, Mjolnir can hammer my rainbow bridge any day...
  14. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Finally found a person that shares my view on the subject :D
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    As long as toons are allowed, Launchpad McQuack. I bet he`s ripped.
  16. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    I wouldn`t touch her with someone else`s pole!

    Wait, I don`t think I said that right..
  17. Profile photo of 19842011
    19842011 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    i hate this bitch`s voice
  18. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    People I Would Fcuk Book... LAWL!
  19. Profile photo of sayachan
    sayachan Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    I would hypothetically make for a sexy-time with her if hypothetically i was homo.
  20. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    She is the top of my list- YES HOMO <3
  21. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    Justin Bieber?
    I`m never watching Jenna Marbles again.
  22. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    She is just repulsive.
  23. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Wow... we have like the same list! What are the odds.
  24. Profile photo of Handersan
    Handersan Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    Her eyes are spaced really far apart. It makes her look like a ratard
  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    Annoyyyyyying.
  26. Profile photo of Bored-er
    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    mmmmmmm Conan O`Brien, me gusta.
  27. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    i blame jersey shore for women that are so proud to be skanks
  28. Profile photo of chickiesue86
    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    i have funnier and hotter friends.
  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    She has bad taste in cartoon charecters, does better with comic-books though...
  30. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    "Her eyes are spaced really far apart. It makes her look like a ratard"

    Whats your excuse?
  31. Profile photo of jpfu220
    jpfu220 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    ducky from land before time was a girl. so she has no hot dog to throw down a hallway. yeah, i was a big LBT fan.
  32. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    shes soooo hot
  33. Profile photo of jteachey1
    jteachey1 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    Somebody should get on this "People I Would Fcukbook"
  34. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    "Hate drat" LOL!
  35. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    wow, hot girl was actually funny. didn`t think it was possible

    "f a turtle and a zombie to get this kid" good times
  36. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    I`m shocked and dismayed that I`m not on her list. Well, maybe a little more relieved than dismayed.
  37. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    Ducky is a girl.
  38. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    skip to 3:55 for the actual list.
  39. Profile photo of Anger
    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    bud light 30 made me lol
  40. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    This girl just kills me
  41. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    Why would anyone want this b*tches advice on any subject?
  42. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    What a disgusting, vain, ill-mannered woman.
  43. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    "fondle ma tittayys" lol I thought she said "fart on ma tittayys"
  44. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 12:05 am
    she`s a bit on the skanky side, but i agree with being up front, it`s worked for me. met back up w/ my high school sweetheart, 3 days later we openly expressed that we each liked/felt attracted to each other, and felt ready for a relationship (not quite the "i would do you" in the video) and the relationship has worked amazingly for 1.5 yrs since day 3
  45. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 12:12 am
    wow really wow - this was not that funny.
  46. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 2:03 am
    This chick annoys the poo out of me.
  47. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 3:21 am
    I find her compelling to watch, in a train-wreck kinda way.
  48. Profile photo of daroofa
    daroofa Male 40-49
    132 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 5:51 am
    That`s a great story...now take your top off.
  49. Profile photo of calculator
    calculator Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 6:29 am
    The host from `Legends of the Hidden Temple`.

    This video has inspired me to shower.
  50. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 7:21 am
    I am the vice president of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
    (My father is the president). I am convinced they are all whores.
  51. Profile photo of crazy4ruger
    crazy4ruger Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 7:27 am
    Muscles Glasses ftw
  52. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 7:32 am
    I didn`t know homosexuality was hereditary...
  53. Profile photo of bentley22
    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 11:28 am
    She can`t possibly have proud parents or friends or a clean vaj. Yuck
  54. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 11:56 am
    i though she was funny and hot

    my List-
    this chick
    `Crush` from American Gladiator

    that`s all i got so far
  55. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    I dont know if I could put up with that everyday.
  56. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    pretty sure ducky is a chick and does not have a hotdog she can throw down the hallway
  57. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    STD central
  58. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    The berries and cream guy doesn`t want your STD-heavy vaj. Zack Morris..yeah hed hit it.
  59. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    The last ones were f*cking hilarious!

    Ok, my list:

    Monica (my gf, obviously)
    A chick I met at the Gay Parade
    Hugh Jackman
    Johny Depp
    Kate Moennig (I`d bang her brains out)
    JFK (the Clone High version)
    Mary Elizabeth Winstead
    The members of the band Warpaint
    Cris Angel
    Sara Shahi
    A threeway with Tim Burton and his wife
    A steampunk hot chick
    Alejandro Jodorowsky (in his prime years)
    Jenna Marbles
    Raul Mendez (google him, he`s hot)
    Mauricio Ochmann (he`s a hottie too)
    Bianca Calderón (f*ck yeah!)
    *Note: the tree mentioned above are mexican actors, but they`re smoking hot!*
    Julian Casablancas

    Aaand, those are all I can think of right now
  60. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Oh, wait I forgot:

    Javier Hernandez
    Susana Zabaleta
    Jessica Rabbit

    There, now I`m done
  61. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 12:28 am
    I am the vice president of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
    (My father is the president). I am convinced they are all whores.

    Which is all you`ll be having from now on. =]
  62. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 5:28 am
    God she is annoying.
  63. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Now she`s annoying...
  64. Profile photo of cleanergirl
    cleanergirl Female 30-39
    109 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    I can`t figure out if it`s just the way her face is formed or her makeup, but her eyes look way too far apart.
  65. Profile photo of vetteguy007
    vetteguy007 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    The discussion was too long but I liked the list and the reasoning as to why. That was the best part.
  66. Profile photo of Zeluha
    Zeluha Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    I couldn`t stop laughing my ASS OFF once that list started... hahahaha!

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