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Date: 07/05/11 02:48 PM

50 Responses to Penis Size Related To Length Of Index, Ring Finger

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Link: Penis Size Related To Length Of Index, Ring Finger - OK I-A-B guys, take an honest look at your index and ring finger...
  2. Profile photo of CaptainMosey
    CaptainMosey Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Ring is 1/2 to 3/4 cm longer. :/
  3. Profile photo of CaptainMosey
    CaptainMosey Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Ah bugger. 9-10 posts. Screw you, Nyan.
  4. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Meanwhile in Korea: Scientists have nothing better to do.
  5. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Confirming all males on the internet have a large penis.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    What if the fingers arnt there :P
  7. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Index finger is about 3"... ring finger is about 3-1/8"... That`s a small ratio.
  8. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    I find this stuff stupid. You want an indicator of the size of my penis? Forget my fingers or hands or feet, try looking at my penis.

    Best method I think you`ll find.
  9. Profile photo of jonnycake63
    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
    146 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    But TR-Wolf, it`s too small to see without the aid of a microscope. That clearly can`t be the best method to see it then.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    "Stretched length is thought to correlate to erect length"
    So you know I had to find out if that`s true!

    I don`t want to be banned again by saying anything that might offend some pussies here so I won`t say what my results are.

    O_O


    unless you really, really want to know.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    "As long as we have AIDS and Cancer, people who do this type of research should be ashamed of themselves." - Chelsey Handler

  12. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    The bigger your postcount, the bigger your penis is!
    Heh, then I`m well above average, Gerry`s extremely hung, and Fatninja`s makes the Burj Khalifa hang it`s head in shame...

    That said...

    I`m calling BS on this study. Not only is the "stretched" size not a proper indication of your erect size, but I`m only slightly above average despite my fingers being the same length.

    If this study were true, then I should be hung like a horse. But I`m not.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Gerry... I`m mildly curious, but the biggest reason I want you to post the results is to piss off the pussies, lol.
  14. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    "If this study were true, then I should be hung like a horse."

    You misread the study. The smaller your index finger is in relation to your ring finger, the larger your penis is. It`s saying men with equal length index and ring fingers should have below average length penis` since fingers of that size are indicative heterosexual women (Where even homosexual women tend to have index fingers shorter than ring fingers.)
  15. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
    106 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Actually, this has already been debunked by a study that proves that penis size is DIRECTLY related to the size of the penis.
  16. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    well, i`m screwed

  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    "Stretched length is thought to correlate to erect length"
    I just had to try this and find out.

    I grabbed my trusty ruler and my ... you know ... and I stretched it waaaaaaay out.

    First, let me say "OUCH!"

    Second, not accurate. It fell 1 1/2 " short of the mark.

    Third, my better half chose that moment to walk in to the room.

  18. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    They say that the bigger your male ancestors` penises were, the bigger YOURS will be!

    So, you know... go check.

    Or you could just stop obsessing over it.

    Joking aside: "the ratio of the two finger lengths is determined by prenatal exposure to sex hormones, both testosterone and estrogen. It is not unreasonable to assume that penis length might also be."

    ...and that was the sentence that most clearly showed the scientific invalidity of this article.

    Basically, some Koreans went and measured a bunch of dudes` dongs without any real reason to do so, no theory behind it. The best they could come up with is that "well, the finger ratio is related to testosterone...so...penis?"

    Come back when you find any prenatal "environmental" factors that contribute to penis length, and THEN start looking for correlations. Until then, we`ll just stick with heredity, thankyouverymuch.
  19. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    ROFL Gerry never fails to make me laugh XD
  20. Profile photo of NoLifer
    NoLifer Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    First I was all like WooHoo Long Ring Fingers ftw! then I read the cancer part... FML...
  21. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    144 men in the study. Yeah, that`s way more than enough to draw a scientific conclusion...
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Nope, penis size is related only, I repeat only to your postcount. The bigger your postcount, the bigger your penis is!
    I just made 10000 earlier today... Dude, by that reckoning, my dick`s so big that it`s got its own dick - and even my dick`s dick is bigger than your dick!
  23. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    How about you just pull the guys pants down and find out through observation?
  24. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    My index and ring finger are exactly the same size but my penis is tiny.
  25. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    pssh, koreans must have really short pointer fingers


    amirite?...anybody?...
  26. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    Big surprise that it`s the koreans that come up with this.
  27. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    "Friends" was close. They said (I think it was Rachel?) that the length from a man`s thumb to pinkie is the size of his penis.
  28. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    I imagine their presentations were something similar to this


  29. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    I`ve actually done a lot of reading and I have a very feminine digit ratio, as my index finger is noticeably longer than my ring finger (I think on the order of 1.07, I did it ages ago). However, to get into detail with the other dick posts on this site, I`m above average in measurement. Not sure how much accuracy the whole idea has...
  30. Profile photo of BowChickaWow
    BowChickaWow Female 40-49
    12 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    Is no one else disturbed that they were yanking on these guys penises while they were out cold?
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    Are you telling me there is people with the index finger shorter than the ring finger?
  32. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    @Angelmassb

    "in men the index finger is generally shorter."

    That`s from the very article this thread is about. I guess you didn`t read it.
  33. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Wait, what do they mean by lower ratio?

    The smaller the index finger to the ring finger?

    Also, how am I meant to check this other than looking at porn actors fingers or spending some time on Chatroulette?
  34. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 12:24 am
    Also, according to this study my penis is enormous on the right (my right ring finger is a good 1.5 cm bigger than my index) and tiny on the left (left hand has a difference of 0.5cm).


    Sooo.....
  35. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 1:13 am
    My index finger is shorter than my ring finger. Who gives a crap lol.
  36. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 1:27 am
    There`s a very reliable and easy method.... open your flies and take a look.

    it works 100% of the time - except it wont tell you the size of other people`s. But why would you want to go around finding out the size of guys dicks? 2 obvious answers.
  37. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:10 am
    "A second team member then measured penis length immediately after the subject had been anesthetized."

    LMAO did these people even know they were part of this "study". Sounds to me like someone walked by surgery while they were tugging on some unconscious guys knob and they came up with a creative excuse.

    By the way according to this my knob should be quite large 8-) ... looking down disproved their theory. :-(
  38. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 5:52 am
    so wait. if one of your fingers is suppose to show how big your wang is then shouldn`t women have one less finger?
  39. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:25 am
    It`s something that only shows up statistically, so don`t sweat it if your index finger is shorter, guys. You may more creative, artistic, or musical, things other studies have shown, and which aren`t exactly detractions for most women.
  40. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:26 am
    "You may BE more creative..."

    Darn tiny type.
  41. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 8:59 am
    DeathToLems!!! Yeeess!!!

    Thanks. Good one.
  42. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:04 am
    My fingers don`t have a ratio so I have massive penis?
  43. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:58 am
    OK look. If this is true it represents Korean math. It has no basis in (rest of the world) math. From what I know about S. Korea is they are a sexually repressed people. I can`t even imagine them conducting a study of this sort. I would bet that the LA Times has been duped by the internet.
  44. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 10:24 am
    When I want to know the size of my penis, I find that looking at my penis is a much better indicator than looking at my hand.
  45. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:58 am
    So basically some korean "scientist" gets his jollys from playing with randoms guys junk while they are unconcious...
  46. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Ah, hokum. Is there any idiot you can`t fool?
  47. Profile photo of damonlittle
    damonlittle Male 40-49
    25 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 7:53 am
    wow! ET must have a HUGE Penis!!!
  48. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    so damonlittle is either being sarcastic, or didn`t read the article.
  49. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    look korea, you guys have small dicks get over it
  50. Profile photo of RickStar
    RickStar Male 40-49
    5 posts
    September 7, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    thats why they make sex toys !! for guys with small penis.. http://OneHotNight.com

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