OPK: Other Peoples` Kids

Submitted by: Dickens 6 years ago in Funny

The only truly effective birth control there is...
There are 24 comments:
Female 74
THIS should be the "family life" course high schoolers have to take...instead of carrying around that egg or flour sack, they have to haul around Other Peoples Kids for a week...
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Male 1,569
my neighbors should rent their kids, never met such an annoying and irritating and future criminal kids
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Male 234
My friend`s kids are so awesome, they actually make me WANT to have kids of my own. o.0
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Female 302
LOL, it`s so true.

While other people`s kids usually are a successful tool to turn me off of having children, there`s gotta be something to get you out of those passionate moments where your brain stops rationalizing very well.

That`s why I have to agree with Sachi001, this "contraception" would work even better if the kids could interrupt those passionate moments.
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Male 518
God dammit. I am doomed to be a father. I love other people`s kids.........not like that......oh god
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Female 412
Hahaha the YouTube ad that came up during this video was for an organisation to become a foster parent. XD I`d have taken a screenshot but it was in Dutch. :(
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Female 355
Yep, it`s worked for me for 10 years.
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Male 4,902
meh
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Male 599
ROFL
I would have expounded a bit more. How about the couple feeling amorous in bed at night, and the kids staring at from the door screaming. What are you doing to mommy!?
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Male 12,365
[quote]when o when will they figure out "the pill" for men[/quote]

They`ve figured out several so far. None of them passed safety testing. When blood vessels burst in your test subjects` eyes, it`s not a good sign for drug safety (yep, that happened with one of the pills). There are more in development.

It`s a difficult job to reduce sperm production to zero and maintain it at zero without neutering the man. It`s innately harder than mimicing a naturally occuring situation, which is what the pill for women does.
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha... thats amusing.
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Male 329
Bwahahahaha Same product my gf and I use..a couple hours a year with nephews and nieces and dealing with OPK`s in public and my gf and I have stayed child free for 11 years!!!
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Female 956
Best vid Ive seen in a while
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Female 47
So god damn true.
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Male 6,694
Thats funny true.
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Male 39,544

@ phoneybone

Pill for Men

The problem is, it makes you sick if you use alcohol so not likely men are gonna take that pill.
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Male 1,744
when o when will they figure out "the pill" for men
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Male 288
Excellent idea, poorly executed video though.
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Male 39,544

ha! It`s like the classic Condom Commercial
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Male 358
I really liked this. People are always giving my wife and me poo about not having kids yet. We don`t understand what`s so hard to get. Just spend some time around them.
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Male 2,669
Yeah, a bit long. I`d have gone for 60 seconds and the fast talking "Ronco" pitch man.
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Male 4,849
No offense to Second City. I love you guys. As I was watching I thought to myself, this went a little long. But it`s only two minutes. Some kind of weird time warp happened.
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Male 15,510
LOl the Bi-product
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Male 74
Link: OPK: Other Peoples` Kids [Rate Link] - The only truly effective birth control there is...
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