Nation Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay

Submitted by: El_Chinche 6 years ago in Funny

The warning signs that Bay would eventually carry out a terrorist attack were startlingly obvious in retrospect.
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Male 5,413
Onion is funny!
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Male 1,744
he could pull it off too. all he needs to do is go any public place, say "who wants to be in a movie!" and blow it the fark up
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Male 4,902
That would be so awesome if it happened
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Male 11,739
@Wildcats2008 - Rick wasn`t saying he thought it was serious. He was saying that an Onion tag would save the time of clicking on it, because Onion stories are a stupid waste of time. As soon as I saw ONN I stopped it and gave it one star. The Onion sucks, so knowing it`s an Onion story would save a few seconds and a couple of clicks.
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Male 237
Rick_S (and anyone else who was "surprised" it was an ONN story: If you seriously thought Michael Bay would carry out a terrorist act...well, I don`t know but that is absurd to think that would happen.
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Male 15,510
The Onion did it again
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Male 3,343
Could we maybe get an [Onion] tag, like the [Pic] tag? That way I can skip these a lot easier. Thanks!
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Male 25,416
Wow, the onion is still around
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Male 2,790
amusing
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Male 526
XD I laughed.
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Male 1,557
Any link that is The Onion should just have "ONION" in the link description to save us all time.
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Male 1,625
"more explosions, more slo-mo"
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Male 613
Yawn
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Male 181
How could we have not seen this coming?! All that money given to him for those very average movies, of course he could do this!
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Male 3,285
yawn. Onion news has never been funny.
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Male 546
Link: Nation Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay [Rate Link] - The warning signs that Bay would eventually carry out a terrorist attack were startlingly obvious in retrospect.
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