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Date: 07/25/11 07:06 AM

33 Responses to NASCAR Pre-Race Prayer

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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Link: NASCAR Pre-Race Prayer - Heavenly Father, Thank you for the Ford and GM Performance technology and Sunoco. Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Amen!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3853 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 7:15 am
    saw this on CNN. is his wife truly hot, cuz he doesn`t look like he could get somebody like that.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14629 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Let`s see his "smokin` hot wife" then
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 7:19 am
    D:

    I have no words for this.
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    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 7:29 am
    uh i dont think god had anything to do with that stuff but its funny as hell
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    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 8:13 am
    "bogity, bogity, bogity,amen"
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 8:16 am
    AND THANK YOU LORD JESUS FOR CURING AIDS AND DESEASE AND POVERTY AND, wait what? You give him a smoking hot wife and my family is still in debt? Well, god works in mysterious ways...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 8:18 am
    saw this on CNN. is his wife truly hot, cuz he doesn`t look like he could get somebody like that.

    Money works miracles
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 8:34 am
    what a lame arse idiot.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 8:49 am

    THESE CHEETO ADS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!

    "Lord, thank you for the Budweiser and the Miller! We give praise for the 12oz can and the Keg!.... Boogity Boogity Boogity! AMEN"
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 9:28 am
    All of you that are negatively judging this man, need to get out of the house, and try to get a little fun in your life.

    Stop being a drating sour puss.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 9:49 am
    ...along the same lines whoever wins the race will pray and thank zeus for winning.

    Here`s a tip:

    If you find this offensive, just accept that he is batsh*t crazy and his limited mind doesn`t know any better.
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 9:56 am
    @Auburnjunky i dont know about you but i come to this site when im bored and have nothing to do. you need to learn to expect people to troll and criticize on the net..
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    jburgh Male 18-29
    37 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 10:05 am
    ricky bobby?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 10:17 am
    What did he slip into the blood of bejesubus. I would like a sip.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Heavenly father, Thank you for stupid people who reject science and believe in this nonsense. Boogity, Boogity. Amen!
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus,don`t even know a word yet.
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    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Facepalm.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Wow.. what a redneck prayer!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    madest: I`m beginning to think you`re jealous that some NASCAR loving Christians have more fun than you do.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3246 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Sonoco? Why would he give praise to a packaging company? What does that have to do with racing?

    Oh, Sunoco, the gasoline company.
    Link description fail.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    well that was offensive....
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    I would also like to thank Jesus for his Hot Wife.....she`s with me!
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    and people ask me why im atheist
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    i am now of fan of nascar
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Oh great, another stupid Christian redneck. We need more of those.
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    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    What in the shirtless dancing cowboy hell was that?
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    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo tee-shirt, it says i want to be formal, but im here to party.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 26, 2011 at 1:39 am
    Shameless product placement? God you`ve gone too far this time!!!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 26, 2011 at 1:47 am
    I love how a fictional character takes all the credit in the creation for what hundreds of men and women did.
    (Gathering resources, designing, delivering, researching, creating, all the inporting and exporting etc).

    Thank you god for allowing richer countries to have entertainment while poorer countries have no.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 27, 2011 at 2:06 am
    @ScissorFox:
    Yessssssssssssssssssssssss, that`s how ya` do it.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 27, 2011 at 2:08 am
    It`s getting a little cold in here. I think we need some flames. >:}
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 8:50 am
    It always funny when someone thanks a fictional being for the work of others.

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