NASCAR Pre-Race Prayer

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago in Games

Heavenly Father, Thank you for the Ford and GM Performance technology and Sunoco. Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Amen!
There are 33 comments:
Male 2,521
It always funny when someone thanks a fictional being for the work of others.
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Female 934
It`s getting a little cold in here. I think we need some flames. >:}
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Female 934
@ScissorFox:
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss, that`s how ya` do it.
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Male 5,413
I love how a fictional character takes all the credit in the creation for what hundreds of men and women did.
(Gathering resources, designing, delivering, researching, creating, all the inporting and exporting etc).

Thank you god for allowing richer countries to have entertainment while poorer countries have no.
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Male 4,902
Shameless product placement? God you`ve gone too far this time!!!
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Male 97
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo tee-shirt, it says i want to be formal, but im here to party.
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Male 191
What in the shirtless dancing cowboy hell was that?
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Male 11,740
Oh great, another stupid Christian redneck. We need more of those.
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Male 450
i am now of fan of nascar
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Male 2,384
and people ask me why im atheist
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Male 2,167
I would also like to thank Jesus for his Hot Wife.....she`s with me!
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Male 2,988
well that was offensive....
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Male 3,463
Sonoco? Why would he give praise to a packaging company? What does that have to do with racing?

Oh, Sunoco, the gasoline company.
Link description fail.
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Male 17,512
madest: I`m beginning to think you`re jealous that some NASCAR loving Christians have more fun than you do.
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Male 25,416
Wow.. what a redneck prayer!
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Male 178
Facepalm.
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Male 533
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus,don`t even know a word yet.
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Male 7,378
Heavenly father, Thank you for stupid people who reject science and believe in this nonsense. Boogity, Boogity. Amen!
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Male 14,334
What did he slip into the blood of bejesubus. I would like a sip.
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Male 37
ricky bobby?
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Male 911
@Auburnjunky i dont know about you but i come to this site when im bored and have nothing to do. you need to learn to expect people to troll and criticize on the net..
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Male 10,440
...along the same lines whoever wins the race will pray and thank zeus for winning.

Here`s a tip:

If you find this offensive, just accept that he is batsh*t crazy and his limited mind doesn`t know any better.
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Male 10,339
All of you that are negatively judging this man, need to get out of the house, and try to get a little fun in your life.

Stop being a drating sour puss.
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Male 38,494

THESE CHEETO ADS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!

"Lord, thank you for the Budweiser and the Miller! We give praise for the 12oz can and the Keg!.... Boogity Boogity Boogity! AMEN"
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Male 809
what a lame arse idiot.
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Male 15,510
[quote]saw this on CNN. is his wife truly hot, cuz he doesn`t look like he could get somebody like that.[/quote]

Money works miracles
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Male 1,216
AND THANK YOU LORD JESUS FOR CURING AIDS AND DESEASE AND POVERTY AND, wait what? You give him a smoking hot wife and my family is still in debt? Well, god works in mysterious ways...
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Male 238
"bogity, bogity, bogity,amen"
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Male 89
uh i dont think god had anything to do with that stuff but its funny as hell
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Male 86
D:

I have no words for this.
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Male 14,835
Let`s see his "smokin` hot wife" then
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Female 4,086
saw this on CNN. is his wife truly hot, cuz he doesn`t look like he could get somebody like that.
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Male 7,378
Link: NASCAR Pre-Race Prayer [Rate Link] - Heavenly Father, Thank you for the Ford and GM Performance technology and Sunoco. Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Amen!
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