Michele Bachmann`s `Herstory` of America

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment

Jimmy Kimmel gives us Michele Bachmann"s animated version of the history or rather "herstory" of America.
There are 17 comments:
Male 7,747
madest-"They arrested a man in his own home."

A man who was inside a home who`s door had been forced, and a man who refused to present identification and was beligerent.

"couldn`t imagine that a black man lived in tony Cambridge."

As census shows that Cambridge is 12% black, I`m sure they have a very good idea that a black man is capable of living there.

"Same goes for the person who made the 911 call."

That person saw two men forcing their way into a residence. It was a `passer-by`, not a neighbor, so they had no way of knowing who lived there. I`ve had cops called on me for climbing through a window (installing cable). I gave my id to the officer, he saw it matched the address, and said `Thanks, have a nice day`.

btw..an independant panel found both Gates and the officer made mistakes. The POINT is that Obama automatically blamed the police, before knowing ANY facts. Later Obama had to `Clarify` hi
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Male 7,378
They arrested a man in his own home. They couldn`t imagine that a black man lived in tony Cambridge. Same goes for the person who made the 911 call. When the police got there he was in his home. When officer Crowley determined it was indeed his home he lured him outside to arrest him for disorderly conduct. In my mind the officer didn`t like getting berated by a black man. Charges were dropped because the police acted stupidly. Sometimes it`s a worthwhile endeavor to put yourself in another mans shoes. I can tell from your personality that you would have acted much the same as Mr Gates.
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Male 2,790
heh
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Male 7,747
madest-"The Cambridge police did act stupidly."

The Combridge police reacted appropriately in answer to a call of a possible break-in when confronted by a jimmied door and a beligerent individual who refuses to identify himself.

Obama acted stupidly when he made that statement based on no facts, after he admitted that he had no facts. He just saw `Black man, white cops = cops stupid`.

But hey, at least Obama can pronounce `stupider`.
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Male 7,378
@MeGrendel, The Cambridge police did act stupidly.
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Male 1,737
LMAO, that was funny.
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Male 7,747
madest-"57 states" thing is all conservatives can muster"

Unfortunately, that not the only flubs he`s had:
1) Stating he met a Medal of Honor recipient, that was dead.
2) "Well let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel`s."
3) "10,000 people died" in Kansas tornados (12 did)
4) Confusing a window for a door at the Whitehouse
5) "It`s like the Special Olympics"
6) "The Cambridge police acted stupidly."
7) "The reforms we seek would bring... inefficiencies to our health care system." (he`s right about that)
8) "I`m here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." (he was in Kansas City)
9) "How`s it going, Sunshine?" (SunRISE, FL)
10) "But she is a typical white person." (let someone say `typical black person` and watch the outrage)
11) Not knowing proper etiquette when toasting the queen.
12) Doesn`t know his own
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Male 7,378
The Obama "57 states" thing is all conservatives can muster to combat their daily replublican moronic flubs. It`s clear to me that he was talking about the number of states he visited in a limited amount of time. You can visit 57 states if you return to a few. Nowhere in what he said did he give the impression that he thought there are 57 states. He even excluded Hawaii and Alaska as two of the states he hadn`t visited in the time frame he was referring to. Sadly you can`t reason with republicans because they are simply retarded and want to be represented by a retard.

Here`s the clip, judge for yourself.
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Male 25,416
lame...
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Male 10,440
Haha! Nice one. This Bachmann person reminds me of Palin.

Careful with this. You need to portray her as a complete idiot, just like you did with palin.
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Male 7,747
obeydarklord-"knowledge of rudimentary american history should be expected of one running for office."

Oh, you mean like the little bit of American history that the Unites States conist of 50 states, not 57?


obeydarklord-"pronunciation of ranking? miniscule detail, and that of little relevance to our president."


Well, Obama seems to think that pronunciation was very important..at least when it was Bush.

"We’ve got a president who brags about ‘I was a C student, look at me. I got to be president and I can’t pronounce stupider."-Obama

So, you wouldn`t be the least upset if someone were tos say "We`ve got a president who brags about `I was an affirmative action student, look at me. I got to be president and I can`t pronounce corpsman."?

Double-standard much?

Admit it: the News Media loves to jump on any mistake a conservat
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Male 1,360
booo-hoo an entertainer has a liberal agenda. STFU and go back to watching faux news.
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Male 1,360
@megrendel: it`s not in production because you`re the only one who find it amusing. geography is easy to screw up. knowledge of rudimentary american history should be expected of one running for office. pronunciation of ranking? miniscule detail, and that of little relevance to our president.
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Male 7,747
Still waiting on Kimmel`s Animated Special "Obama`s Geography and Pronunciation of Naval Rankings."

What? It`s not in production?

I wonder why.....
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Male 3,894
This would be funny if it actually used soundbytes of her.

As it is, yawn.
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Female 1,008
Sounds legit to me.
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Female 8,044
Link: Michele Bachmann`s `Herstory` of America [Rate Link] - Jimmy Kimmel gives us Michele Bachmann`s animated version of the history or rather `herstory` of America.
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