Massive Rope Swing Faceplant

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment

We"re not dieticians, but we recommend a glass of water go along with the mouthful of dirt!
There are 38 comments:
Male 143
pfft iv eaten it wayyyy harder then that off a rope swing
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Male 621
How did they not know. She said herself she`d eat it. Hell, what wouldn`t she eat.
No, really. She is a very cute girl and girls who have eating problems are sad stories. I`m an ass, but not that much of an ass.
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Female 43
@DShephard
I am thinner than her, I`m jealous of her curvy figure!
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Male 11,740
She`s right, she`s too fat to be wearing a two-piece. She`s also a stupid, trashy redneck. So this stunt fits perfectly.
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Male 1,595
Nearly everyone who thinks the woman in the video is purely attractive are female.

She is nothing to be jealous of, and if you are jealous, just exercise often and you`ll be thinner than her.

And for the guys, well you have a more tolerant taste in women than I.
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Male 259
She looks beautiful, but sounds like a trashy two-bit tramp. Women cussing is such a turn off.
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Male 1
Nothing wrong with a chubby girl and awesome fail to make it better
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Male 237
I`m not going to say she is too fat to wear a two piece but what I will say is that particular piece of swimwear does not flatter her. Maybe something less stringy would help.

Other than that she seems like someone fun to hang out with.
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Male 518
This is what I heard "Cluck cluck cluck cluck TOSH.0. CLUCK CLUCK TOSH.0. CLUCK TOSH.0!" drating show sucks
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Female 43
I think she has a gorgeous figure and i`m jealous of it.
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Female 803
@nospoons, how about you fcking watch it with the sound on?
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Female 325
She`s lovely. She should always wear a two-piece.
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Male 4,004
"if she were skinnier, she`d be hot"

Her size doesn`t make her un-hot retard. She has a little bit extra, and honestly it suits her very well. The self-confidence for a girl like her to wear a 2 piece bikini these days is pretty awesome. Now, a fat bitch who is unaware of how repulsive she is, is a completely different matter.
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Female 6,381
1) Little bikinis demand a high standard of fitness.
2)So do rope swings: if you`re sissy weak and on the chunky side, you`re going to end end up on the `net like so many others before you.
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Male 4,902
I can`t believe her face didn`t break
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Male 184
Wow, quite a few supportive comments. I watched this on mute but I doubt anything she could have said afterwards could make up for her fatness.
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Male 292
if she were skinnier, she`d be hot
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Male 934
She`s cool, I like her.
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Male 25,416
silly people
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Male 2,855
she is too fat to be outside where people can see her
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Male 880
At least she knows she is to fat to be wearing a two piece.
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Male 559
I like that she owns her weight and her outfit AND the fact that she ate it in the mud. What could have been a horrible fail burger ended up being someone I would have a beer with. Good on you, lady.
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Female 956
She cracked me up. :) Cutie.
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Male 964
She is WAY too fat to be wearing a two piece.
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Male 911
Forearm strength = 0.

Later that night 5 guys gang banged her around a nice camp fire.
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Male 926
I cosign SunnyNphilly`s statement
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Male 2,506
some hot hot tail...
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Male 7,123
Seemed like a nice girl.
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Male 645
bitch you are too fat to be wearing a two piece!
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Male 9
NERDs
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Male 2,332
That`s uh..very impressive :p
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Male 670
I like her. Good fail.
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Male 288
Ha ha, fat girl is fat! Put on a t-shirt.
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Male 417
She said it ... not me.
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Male 749
It`s nice that she`s self-aware regarding her fashion choices.
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Male 86
Fail Whale.
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Male 1,237
You were thinking it

Ya but you said it
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Female 8,044
Link: Massive Rope Swing Faceplant [Rate Link] - We`re not dieticians, but we recommend a glass of water go along with the mouthful of dirt!
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