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Date: 07/13/11 11:19 AM

35 Responses to Let This Be A Lesson To All Rookie Drinkers [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of floydevans
    floydevans Female 13-17
    168 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Link: Let This Be A Lesson To All Rookie Drinkers - Learn how to hold your booze for you will never know how many opportunities to get laid you`ll lose.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:27 am
    If youre life revolves around getting laid, you have life problems.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Why not just have sex afterwards when he`s not passed out?
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:35 am
    that`s why i always put my dick in a splint for such an occasion.
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    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:35 am
    inc hungover facepalm?
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Poor Chad..
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Only if he had a paper bag accessible.
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:39 am
    That there is a master troll!
  9. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Something tells me she`s seen more c0c|< than a chicken farmer.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Damn, that`s actually happened to me. I felt like such a douche.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Forever alone!
  12. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:49 am
    You and my friend now McGovern1981
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Poor guy; he absolutely hated himself in the morning.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    should have wrote it somewhere where he could of at least see it
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Bazinga !
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    NATattack Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    I hate it when that happens!
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    Nocato Male 18-29
    65 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Meh, that`s not that bad. It`d be much worse if he`d found out that he had something like "Thanks for passing out... You felt great. John" written on his back.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    zing
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    what a dumb chick, he`ll never even see it
  20. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    @ theshark...

    yeah he totally won`t see it after it`s been posted on the internet for all to see.

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    poor kid, thats gotta suck.
  22. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    that`s gotta be an awful, awful feeling.
  23. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Ew, moley back is... moley.
  24. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    narcolepsy - falling asleep when excited
  25. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    If the guy was so drunk that he passed out, and this chick was going to bang him, then she is technically a rapist, since he is too intoxicated to legally consent. Just sayin` what would happen if you reversed the genders.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    damn! thats cold
  27. Profile photo of geckoi
    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    @LandoGriffin - Really, do you not know how to read? Re-read the first sentence, she was not expecting to rape him, just to have sex with while he was AWAKE!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 13, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    No, I understood perfectly. She was going to bang him when he was completely wasted, but then he passed out so she didn`t.

    Legally, sex with a person whose judgment is impaired by alcohol is rape since that person cannot legally consent.

    Sorry I didn`t explain it clearly enough for you to understand
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    hinker Male 30-39
    37 posts
    July 14, 2011 at 12:59 am
    ...and you can tell from the looks she`s sending the photographer - probably the passed out guys best friend - that she`s going to have fun with him instead.
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    546 posts
    July 14, 2011 at 2:19 am
    Lando come on the guy could be mad drunk but consent, hes a guy, of course he wants sex, if thats her not bad id do it in my drunk mind
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    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    July 14, 2011 at 4:07 am
    maybe that whole sex thing was just a joke, since that when you pass out, you mostly forget your night
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    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 14, 2011 at 5:27 am
    ....common sense?
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    gargaflute Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 14, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    whore
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 8:02 am
    He wouldn`t have remembered anyways.
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:50 am
    @gargaflute Or more likely "tease"

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