Let This Be A Lesson To All Rookie Drinkers [Pic]

Submitted by: floydevans 6 years ago in Funny

Learn how to hold your booze for you will never know how many opportunities to get laid you"ll lose.
There are 35 comments:
Male 302
@gargaflute Or more likely "tease"
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Male 2,893
He wouldn`t have remembered anyways.
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Male 125
whore
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Male 192
....common sense?
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Male 66
maybe that whole sex thing was just a joke, since that when you pass out, you mostly forget your night
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Male 557
Lando come on the guy could be mad drunk but consent, hes a guy, of course he wants sex, if thats her not bad id do it in my drunk mind
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Male 36
...and you can tell from the looks she`s sending the photographer - probably the passed out guys best friend - that she`s going to have fun with him instead.
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Male 3,842
No, I understood perfectly. She was going to bang him when he was completely wasted, but then he passed out so she didn`t.

Legally, sex with a person whose judgment is impaired by alcohol is rape since that person cannot legally consent.

Sorry I didn`t explain it clearly enough for you to understand
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Male 209
@LandoGriffin - Really, do you not know how to read? Re-read the first sentence, she was not expecting to rape him, just to have sex with while he was AWAKE!
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Male 4,902
damn! thats cold
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Male 3,842
If the guy was so drunk that he passed out, and this chick was going to bang him, then she is technically a rapist, since he is too intoxicated to legally consent. Just sayin` what would happen if you reversed the genders.
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Male 589
narcolepsy - falling asleep when excited
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Female 169
Ew, moley back is... moley.
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Male 292
that`s gotta be an awful, awful feeling.
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Male 7,812
poor kid, thats gotta suck.
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Female 956
@ theshark...

yeah he totally won`t see it after it`s been posted on the internet for all to see.

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Male 429
what a dumb chick, he`ll never even see it
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Male 25,417
zing
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Male 65
Meh, that`s not that bad. It`d be much worse if he`d found out that he had something like "Thanks for passing out... You felt great. John" written on his back.
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Female 285
I hate it when that happens!
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Male 6,694
Bazinga !
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Male 2,790
should have wrote it somewhere where he could of at least see it
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Male 1,646
Poor guy; he absolutely hated himself in the morning.
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Male 219
You and my friend now McGovern1981
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Male 15,510
Forever alone!
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Male 1,312
Damn, that`s actually happened to me. I felt like such a douche.
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Male 14,331
Something tells me she`s seen more c0c|< than a chicken farmer.
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Male 801
That there is a master troll!
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Male 2,690
Only if he had a paper bag accessible.
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Male 868
Poor Chad..
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Male 552
inc hungover facepalm?
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Male 3,060
that`s why i always put my dick in a splint for such an occasion.
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Male 10,440
Why not just have sex afterwards when he`s not passed out?
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Male 3,285
If youre life revolves around getting laid, you have life problems.
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Female 168
Link: Let This Be A Lesson To All Rookie Drinkers [Pic] [Rate Link] - Learn how to hold your booze for you will never know how many opportunities to get laid you`ll lose.
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