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Date: 07/20/11 02:50 PM

23 Responses to Learn How To Flirt

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Link: Learn How To Flirt - Learn the timeless art of seduction in 90 seconds. Warning: Slightly rapey.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:58 pm
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3600 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    where`s the rapey part?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25350 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    ... Creepy, not rapey.. the other thing today, now THAT is rapey.
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    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Watch the video at the end with the older lady practicing flirting with her fluffy little rat dog.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    The ending was epic: "Everything is terrible!" WTF does that mean?!! HAHA!
  8. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    ... How much you wanna bet she`s single...
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3080 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    But if I make eye contact, they`ll steal my soul!!!!
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Wow i was thinking about it for so long, but i finally realized who she sounds like... ready for this.? Jenna Marbles. Amirite?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    She was very seductive with those shoulder pads
  12. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    circa 1982 vacation bible school
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35684 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Ladies, let me clue you in.

    If he makes eye contact with your boobs he`s flirting.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    @Revolutioniz, yes, I 100% agree with you! I would also drat the brains out of this woman.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    935 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 1:22 am
    Anyone else only look at this because it was labeled "slightly rapey"?
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    RCola Male 18-29
    94 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:29 am
    Anybody else think she was Jenna Marbles for a good 30 seconds?
  17. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 6:48 am
    Um, why is this always made out to be so complicated? We men are simple creatures. It`s not hard to please us or pick us up.

    "Is there the perfect pickup line?"

    Why yes, there are many:

    1) I want you to take me home, bend me over the kitchen table and make me scream your name - right now, soldier!

    2) Hi, you don`t know me but could I get you to slam-f*ck me for about an hour or so?

    3) See these double-D`s? They`re in the mood for motor-boating. Wanna be the motor?

    4) I wanna chow your dong/I swallow.

    and the number one pick up line:

    5) I have a vagina, I`m clean, fixed, single, have no children, have a job, live alone in a house I own free and clear and have a case of Bud and a well stocked ice box and XBox 360 at my place. I`m emotionally stable and take good care of my appearance. Also, I deep throat and love anal. Interested?

    Any combination of these will do the trick, ladies. It`s not rocket
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 6:50 am
    ... science.

    8-) LJ
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    last_metroid Female 18-29
    87 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    I didn`t think it was slightly rapey at all... :/ Hard to take this serious.
    Learned something from Lord_Jareth though, I`m totally going to use his #2 pickup line sometime LOL
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2738 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 2:46 am
    Not helpful at all.
  21. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:43 am

    Glad I could help. *chuckles*

    It never ceases to amaze me, walking down the isle of the local supermarket, to still see ladies` magazines with articles like, "10 tips to get a man," or "50 things that will drive him crazy in bed."


    Here`s the secret, ladies: jam a sammich in our mouths and touch our junk. Simple, easy and straight to the point. I just saved you 10+ bucks on that trashy, disastrously overpriced, advertisement stuffed magazine. You`re welcome.

    8-) LJ
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    dub47 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:58 am
    ...poor Melvin. :/
  23. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    @Lord_Jereth You`re a lifesaver. I knew I was doing it wrong all this time.

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