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Date: 07/17/11 10:03 AM

100 Responses to Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Something

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:05 am
    Link: Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Something - Big J`s tired of tortillas, window panes and grilled cheese sandwiches. Now he`s going retail.
  2. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:12 am
    It`s actually the ghost of Bin Laden.
  3. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:13 am
    It looks like a bum
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:14 am

    Yep! Looks just like him.


  5. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2011 at 10:14 am
    thats not jesus and thats not naturally occurring :|
  6. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Gerry how the drat did you find a duplicate picture :|
  7. Profile photo of Thane017
    Thane017 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:15 am
    up next at 11: magnets how do they work?
  8. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2011 at 10:17 am
    That settles it. Wal Mart is heaven.
  9. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:18 am
    a face has been formed on my room`s wall, by mold. we`re not christians so i didn`t think it`s a big deal. maybe i should post it here, what do you think iab.er christians?
  10. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:20 am
    I see Osama Bin Laden.......At least hes not responsible for as many deaths as Jesus.
  11. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:22 am
    easy explanation. 90% mof all resipt printers in the US use thermal paper, so it changes with heat, no ned to ever replace ink. It got hot (possibly sitting on a photo, so the light had a template)
  12. Profile photo of Afugy
    Afugy Male 30-39
    199 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
    I feel sorry for these people. That`s clearly Charles Manson.
  13. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Steelgrid: how is Jesus responsible for peoples deaths? if you dont even believe he exists then he cant possibly kill anyone >.>

    peoples beliefs get people killed not the person who is the center of belief.
  14. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:27 am
    thought it looked like the caddy from happy gilmore


  15. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Once again, Jesus is too busy making appearances on grilled cheese and Walmart receipts to help starving children in Africa. Oh well.
  16. Profile photo of perviggo
    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:29 am
    that`s not jesus. It`s Muhammed! Hide that piece of paper before it`s too late!!!
  17. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:31 am
    Jesus had a wandering eye?
  18. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:32 am
    Looks more like Charles Manson to me.
  19. Profile photo of Hoofer
    Hoofer Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:43 am
    How do you KNOW what jesus looks like? xD Wow these people are idiots.
  20. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:48 am
    jesus had some pointy cheekbones and a lazy eye apparently
  21. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:57 am
    that`s not Jesus, its Christopher Lee

  22. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:59 am
    southern accent?...shocker
  23. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2011 at 11:01 am
    It`s utterly stupid how eager people are to claim "It`s Jesus!". Leave a reciept in the sun, and it turns black.
  24. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:07 am
    @Rob, that`s exactly what I was going to say.
  25. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:08 am
    well reciept paper is heat activated... black stuff appears over time, its not soot
  26. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:11 am
    Looks like some demented hobo.
  27. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:14 am
    I hate people. This makes me weep for the world. Then again, I could just be being over-dramatic.
  28. Profile photo of fuad119
    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:15 am
    Shopping at Wal-Mart? Jesus approves...
  29. Profile photo of Pata
    Pata Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:22 am


    I rest my case.
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:31 am

    If Jesus appears on the receipt upside down, as in this case, is He saying your priorities are upside down?

    this is an "engaged couple" who "came home"...

    LIVING IN SIN! BURN THEN AT THE STAKE!
  31. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:56 am
    When did the appearance of any face in any object instantly default to the appearance of jesus in that object.
  32. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    lol @ Pata. Exactly!
  33. Profile photo of Zlek117
    Zlek117 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    it would be so easy to do that, all you have to do is heat up the paper a little and it starts turning dark like that!
  34. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Why is this worthy of national news?
  35. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    This is obviously hand made. Publicity stunt.
  36. Profile photo of cmun
    cmun Male 13-17
    90 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    People see what they want to see...... OMG GHOST!!! *records on phone and uploads to youtube*
  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    South Carolina. Not surprising. Get a clue people, it is just another one of those coincidences.
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    vv Exactly @Corpsecrank! Since there is NO picture of Jesus, Mary or any other Bible-era person (who`s mentioned in the Bible, that I`m aware of, but for sure no Jesus or Mary) then WTF?

    WTF = Who`s That Face? lolz!
  39. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    @Pata damn you, you beat me to it.
    He`s making a comeback folks
  40. Profile photo of ladycroft218
    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    OMG It`s Karl Marx!
  41. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
    43 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Oh no. It`s Osama bin Walmart!
  42. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    The recipt would make the image when heat is on it... i have this happen allot when i have a hot chook on the recipt
  43. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Yeah, because the first thing jesu would do wouldn`t be, say, sorting the israeli/palestine conflict in the land he grew up, or in some african conflict region, noooo, he would reward first world people for shopping at a major retail chain. The fact that these people exist is sad.
  44. Profile photo of TwoTone
    TwoTone Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    But it`s not like they need any religious intervention or divine message as devote christians anyway? Like there`s any significant symbolism. Still kinda looks like Serj Tankian, he needs to be warned.
  45. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    LOL. look it`s muhammed!! j/p j/p
  46. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    I think its Muhammed. Who is anyone to say that mofo wont come out like jesus in the toast?
  47. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    religion just makes people retarded
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    I honestly thought this was a parody until about 1 minute in.

    And yeah... it looks a whole lot like Osama.
  49. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    its so simple to create that
    1. get a receipt that turns black in sunlight
    2.cut out reverse stencil of "jesus"
    3.place on paper, leave in sun
    4.??????????
    5.profit
  50. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Mel Approves
  51. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    The area this news channel represents must be the dullest place on Earth if this is news worthy there. How do people even know what Jesus looked like?
  52. Profile photo of kja1995
    kja1995 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    -Probably in the deepest red areas of the south.
    -They likely see Jesus everywhere... In crap, toast, water, ect.
    -Jesus`s exact facial structure is unknown. He lived 2000 years ago for Christ sake!

    National Geographic`s "The Real Face of Jesus"
  53. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    my first thought, looks like Osama Bin Laden, i look at the comments and realize i`m not the only one seeing that
  54. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    I think it looks like Osama Bin Laden.
  55. Profile photo of mrtomz
    mrtomz Male 40-49
    164 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Looks like Jesus has a bit of a lazy eye...
  56. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
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    July 17, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    This would be fairly easy to fake. the tape turns black when exposed to heat, just create a negitave of Osama out of a heratable material (and place over the reciet.
  57. Profile photo of 16comets09
    16comets09 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    yerp...osama
  58. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    It kinda looks like the woman. Maybe the guy wanted to be romantic and made her a portrait. lol

    I does have the big nose...
  59. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    I see Charles Manson
  60. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    I think it would be a better use of Jesus` time, maybe if he felt like it, curing Leukemia. Or maybe getting rid of hunger in Africa. Maybe he could cure all sick and hungry people in the world all at once, he is omnipotent isn`t he?
  61. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Hey ggolbez, maybe he`s not ignorant? Yea, let`s play along and imagine he`s real.

    If he healed everyone, then the world would be overpopulated and everyone would die anyway. Maybe he has that amount of common sense. You`d be a terrible Jesus.

    I don`t know how some people can figure out where their legs go in their pants in the morning.
  62. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    This would be easy to fake as the paper is laser paper.. even the heat off a burger would alter the color.
  63. Profile photo of NATattack
    NATattack Female 18-29
    285 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    @sosueme1966

    Lol you are soo right!
  64. Profile photo of godthaab
    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    They are religious, so they know it is Jesus. How do they know what He looks like? It really looks like my Uncle Joe!
  65. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Ryan Dunn has returned for Jack Ass - The AfterLife!


  66. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    How are they so sure it is Jesus and not Charles Manson?
  67. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    it looks like lincoln
  68. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    Haha they think Jesus looks like a `tard.
  69. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    Oh wow. I laughed hard when I saw the title.
  70. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
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    July 18, 2011 at 1:16 am
    LOL, as much as Walmart hates jews,I`m not suprised.
  71. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
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    July 18, 2011 at 2:19 am

  72. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 2:32 am
    Looks like Bin Laden.
  73. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 2:34 am
    I like how they explain the ink doesn`t go away...

    If it was ink, it STILL WOULDN`T WASH AWAY YOU IDIOTS.
  74. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:33 am
    of drating course it would be Walmart
  75. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 5:05 am
    How do we know what jesus looked like? seriously people?
  76. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 5:23 am
    Jesus has a lazy eye, apparently.
  77. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    July 18, 2011 at 5:24 am
    Anyone ever watch the old Oliver Twist movie?
    That pic is the spitting image of Fagin.
    By the way, JC had olive skin and beautiful flowing blond locks. (or so we are led to believe)
  78. Profile photo of Origamitrkey
    Origamitrkey Female 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 5:47 am

  79. Profile photo of Swerdfeger
    Swerdfeger Male 18-29
    65 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 6:24 am
    I wanna be on TV too.
  80. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
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    July 18, 2011 at 6:29 am
    That is the clearest jesus I have ever seen. Bravo jesus, bravo. You are totally learning to draw.
  81. Profile photo of andybme
    andybme Male 50-59
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    July 18, 2011 at 6:38 am
    Frank Zappa
  82. Profile photo of penguinhermi
    penguinhermi Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 6:39 am
    I think it looks like Charles Manson more than anything O__O
  83. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:06 am
    @penguin, they are one and the same. Manson is what happens when Jesus gets coked out and accidentally ends up down here.
  84. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:07 am
    .... *coked up... wtf. Sorry for double post
  85. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
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    July 18, 2011 at 9:29 am
    I think it`s the sought after Bin Laden death photo.
  86. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Looks like Bobby Sands to me
  87. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 10:12 am
    actually thats Bob Marley!!!! i think its saying.. stop being fake churchers smoke a big bowl and love
  88. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Christ(opher Lee)

  89. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    looks like Osama.
  90. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    You say Jesus, I say Charles Manson.
  91. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    It`s LUCIFER!!!
  92. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    im sorry, but i hate these people
  93. Profile photo of MattyP
    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Reminds me of a ghost story I read of two faces appearing like water stains on a kitchen floor. The floor was redone and the faces returned, looking more pissed. Kitchen floors: gateway to the afterlife.
  94. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Thats carbon paper dummy
  95. Profile photo of todayistodie
    todayistodie Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    all jesus can do to physically contact us is appear on a walmart receipt? and he controls the world?
  96. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 12:17 am
    kinda looks like rasputin to me.. just sayin
  97. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 1:03 am
    jesus looks kinda like sloth from The Goonies
  98. Profile photo of Monosandalos
    Monosandalos Male 30-39
    285 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 4:49 am
    @BunnyNaku: It looks like Jesus to some, like Rasputin to you, and like Bin Laden to me.

    Looks like someone`s trolling from the afterlife, if such a thing exists.
  99. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    looks like bin laden to me, anybody can do that on heat sensitive paper . . .
  100. Profile photo of gumbykiller
    gumbykiller Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    hmm i call shinnanigans

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