Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Something

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Misc

Big J"s tired of tortillas, window panes and grilled cheese sandwiches. Now he"s going retail.
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Male 13
hmm i call shinnanigans
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Male 766
looks like bin laden to me, anybody can do that on heat sensitive paper . . .
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Male 290
@BunnyNaku: It looks like Jesus to some, like Rasputin to you, and like Bin Laden to me.

Looks like someone`s trolling from the afterlife, if such a thing exists.
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Male 1,744
jesus looks kinda like sloth from The Goonies
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Female 5,222
kinda looks like rasputin to me.. just sayin
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Male 80
all jesus can do to physically contact us is appear on a walmart receipt? and he controls the world?
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Male 64
Thats carbon paper dummy
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Male 197
Reminds me of a ghost story I read of two faces appearing like water stains on a kitchen floor. The floor was redone and the faces returned, looking more pissed. Kitchen floors: gateway to the afterlife.
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Male 543
im sorry, but i hate these people
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Female 857
It`s LUCIFER!!!
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Male 511
You say Jesus, I say Charles Manson.
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Male 2,050
looks like Osama.
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Female 734
Christ(opher Lee)

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Male 2,376
actually thats Bob Marley!!!! i think its saying.. stop being fake churchers smoke a big bowl and love
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Male 959
Looks like Bobby Sands to me
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Male 4,298
I think it`s the sought after Bin Laden death photo.
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Male 526
.... *coked up... wtf. Sorry for double post
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Male 526
@penguin, they are one and the same. Manson is what happens when Jesus gets coked out and accidentally ends up down here.
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Male 2
I think it looks like Charles Manson more than anything O__O
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Male 296
Frank Zappa
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Male 1,122
That is the clearest jesus I have ever seen. Bravo jesus, bravo. You are totally learning to draw.
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Male 65
I wanna be on TV too.
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Female 75

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Male 5,874
Anyone ever watch the old Oliver Twist movie?
That pic is the spitting image of Fagin.
By the way, JC had olive skin and beautiful flowing blond locks. (or so we are led to believe)
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Male 259
Jesus has a lazy eye, apparently.
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Male 3,619
How do we know what jesus looked like? seriously people?
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Male 950
of drating course it would be Walmart
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Male 4,004
I like how they explain the ink doesn`t go away...

If it was ink, it STILL WOULDN`T WASH AWAY YOU IDIOTS.
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Male 4,004
Looks like Bin Laden.
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Male 1,569

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Male 2,143
LOL, as much as Walmart hates jews,I`m not suprised.
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Male 1,107
Oh wow. I laughed hard when I saw the title.
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Male 1,540
Haha they think Jesus looks like a `tard.
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Male 1,360
it looks like lincoln
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Male 3,842
How are they so sure it is Jesus and not Charles Manson?
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Male 37,910

Ryan Dunn has returned for Jack Ass - The AfterLife!


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Male 220
They are religious, so they know it is Jesus. How do they know what He looks like? It really looks like my Uncle Joe!
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Female 285
@sosueme1966

Lol you are soo right!
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Male 377
This would be easy to fake as the paper is laser paper.. even the heat off a burger would alter the color.
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Male 267
Hey ggolbez, maybe he`s not ignorant? Yea, let`s play along and imagine he`s real.

If he healed everyone, then the world would be overpopulated and everyone would die anyway. Maybe he has that amount of common sense. You`d be a terrible Jesus.

I don`t know how some people can figure out where their legs go in their pants in the morning.
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Male 1,931
I think it would be a better use of Jesus` time, maybe if he felt like it, curing Leukemia. Or maybe getting rid of hunger in Africa. Maybe he could cure all sick and hungry people in the world all at once, he is omnipotent isn`t he?
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Male 439
I see Charles Manson
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Female 854
It kinda looks like the woman. Maybe the guy wanted to be romantic and made her a portrait. lol

I does have the big nose...
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Male 91
yerp...osama
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Male 3,814
This would be fairly easy to fake. the tape turns black when exposed to heat, just create a negitave of Osama out of a heratable material (and place over the reciet.
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Male 4,793
I think it looks like Osama Bin Laden.
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Male 2,988
my first thought, looks like Osama Bin Laden, i look at the comments and realize i`m not the only one seeing that
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Male 123
-Probably in the deepest red areas of the south.
-They likely see Jesus everywhere... In crap, toast, water, ect.
-Jesus`s exact facial structure is unknown. He lived 2000 years ago for Christ sake!

National Geographic`s "The Real Face of Jesus"
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Male 1,678
The area this news channel represents must be the dullest place on Earth if this is news worthy there. How do people even know what Jesus looked like?
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Male 329
Mel Approves
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Male 227
its so simple to create that
1. get a receipt that turns black in sunlight
2.cut out reverse stencil of "jesus"
3.place on paper, leave in sun
4.??????????
5.profit
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Male 10,440
I honestly thought this was a parody until about 1 minute in.

And yeah... it looks a whole lot like Osama.
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Male 2,384
religion just makes people retarded
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Male 958
I think its Muhammed. Who is anyone to say that mofo wont come out like jesus in the toast?
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Female 3,598
LOL. look it`s muhammed!! j/p j/p
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Male 56
But it`s not like they need any religious intervention or divine message as devote christians anyway? Like there`s any significant symbolism. Still kinda looks like Serj Tankian, he needs to be warned.
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Male 280
Yeah, because the first thing jesu would do wouldn`t be, say, sorting the israeli/palestine conflict in the land he grew up, or in some african conflict region, noooo, he would reward first world people for shopping at a major retail chain. The fact that these people exist is sad.
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Male 25,416
The recipt would make the image when heat is on it... i have this happen allot when i have a hot chook on the recipt
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Male 43
Oh no. It`s Osama bin Walmart!
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Female 89
OMG It`s Karl Marx!
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Male 4,902
@Pata damn you, you beat me to it.
He`s making a comeback folks
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Male 36,542
vv Exactly @Corpsecrank! Since there is NO picture of Jesus, Mary or any other Bible-era person (who`s mentioned in the Bible, that I`m aware of, but for sure no Jesus or Mary) then WTF?

WTF = Who`s That Face? lolz!
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Male 11,740
South Carolina. Not surprising. Get a clue people, it is just another one of those coincidences.
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Male 90
People see what they want to see...... OMG GHOST!!! *records on phone and uploads to youtube*
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Male 1,216
This is obviously hand made. Publicity stunt.
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Male 89
Why is this worthy of national news?
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Male 41
it would be so easy to do that, all you have to do is heat up the paper a little and it starts turning dark like that!
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Male 670
lol @ Pata. Exactly!
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Male 928
When did the appearance of any face in any object instantly default to the appearance of jesus in that object.
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Male 37,910

If Jesus appears on the receipt upside down, as in this case, is He saying your priorities are upside down?

this is an "engaged couple" who "came home"...

LIVING IN SIN! BURN THEN AT THE STAKE!
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Male 27


I rest my case.
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Male 191
Shopping at Wal-Mart? Jesus approves...
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Male 365
I hate people. This makes me weep for the world. Then again, I could just be being over-dramatic.
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Male 317
Looks like some demented hobo.
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Female 240
well reciept paper is heat activated... black stuff appears over time, its not soot
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Male 445
@Rob, that`s exactly what I was going to say.
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Male 1,625
It`s utterly stupid how eager people are to claim "It`s Jesus!". Leave a reciept in the sun, and it turns black.
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Male 148
southern accent?...shocker
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Female 734
that`s not Jesus, its Christopher Lee

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Male 1,832
jesus had some pointy cheekbones and a lazy eye apparently
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Male 132
How do you KNOW what jesus looks like? xD Wow these people are idiots.
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Male 2,514
Looks more like Charles Manson to me.
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Male 2,514
Jesus had a wandering eye?
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Male 104
that`s not jesus. It`s Muhammed! Hide that piece of paper before it`s too late!!!
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Male 2,440
Once again, Jesus is too busy making appearances on grilled cheese and Walmart receipts to help starving children in Africa. Oh well.
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Male 3,061
thought it looked like the caddy from happy gilmore


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Male 3,745
Steelgrid: how is Jesus responsible for peoples deaths? if you dont even believe he exists then he cant possibly kill anyone >.>

peoples beliefs get people killed not the person who is the center of belief.
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Male 199
I feel sorry for these people. That`s clearly Charles Manson.
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Male 289
easy explanation. 90% mof all resipt printers in the US use thermal paper, so it changes with heat, no ned to ever replace ink. It got hot (possibly sitting on a photo, so the light had a template)
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Male 2,700
I see Osama Bin Laden.......At least hes not responsible for as many deaths as Jesus.
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Female 877
a face has been formed on my room`s wall, by mold. we`re not christians so i didn`t think it`s a big deal. maybe i should post it here, what do you think iab.er christians?
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Male 2,344
That settles it. Wal Mart is heaven.
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Male 30
up next at 11: magnets how do they work?
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Male 3,745
Gerry how the drat did you find a duplicate picture :|
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Male 3,745
thats not jesus and thats not naturally occurring :|
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Male 37,910

Yep! Looks just like him.


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Male 2,579
It looks like a bum
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Female 307
It`s actually the ghost of Bin Laden.
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Male 19,879
Link: Jesus Makes Another Appearance On Something [Rate Link] - Big J`s tired of tortillas, window panes and grilled cheese sandwiches. Now he`s going retail.
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