I Think This Sign`s Wrong, But What Do I Know [Pic

Submitted by: peppyprep 5 years ago Funny

Don"t blame the parents, some kids are just dicks. Or am I wrong? I"m not a parent.
There are 46 comments:
Male 2,332
"Both parents were there, so Mom and her brother kept shopping while Dad threw the howling brat over his shoulder like a rolled rug and marched her out to the car!"

Sounds a lot like the `good cop, bad cop` strategy my parents used :)

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Female 407
Haha! I need to turn this into a shirt. I`m a parent and one of my biggest pet peeves are screaming brats and parents who don`t give a drat.
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Male 1,243
or whooped candy ass, my favourite!
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Male 2,737
I`d like to give that to my neighbor,for her little A hole monsters.
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Male 90
i dare say manners do reflect the parenting skills of their mother and father yes
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Male 766
todays people are too lazy to discipline their children much if at all. It starts with using sweets to buy love.
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Male 729
There`s two asses: A whooped ass or a candy ass.
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Female 5,222
i wish we had this sign at my job >.<
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Female 6,381
I watched a little girl throwing an "I want that" fit in my local discount store. Both parents were there, so Mom and her brother kept shopping while Dad threw the howling brat over his shoulder like a rolled rug and marched her out to the car! You should have seen the look on her face when she realized she`s blown her chance of getting ANYthing. I felt like congratulating the father for being the only parent I had ever seen in my life live up to the traditional (and normally meaningless) threat that "we`ll go back to the car!"

How single parents do it is beyond me.
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Female 4,086
my mom, who is no saint, BEAT good manners into all of us. i also went all through catholic school in the 1960`s and mid 1970`s when old-school nuns took no sh*t. now, don`t get me wrong, i do not condone such extremes. however i do believe that children need to be taught manners from the time they understand english (or whatever language y`all speak). there is nothing wrong with telling a kid `no` and enforcing it. there is also nothing wrong with lightly smacking a diapered butt to make a point; sometimes you just need to get their attention. time-outs don`t work because a kid doesn`t get the point you`re trying to make. and before anyone jumps on me for opinions, i may be a mom soon through adoption and i plan on giving our daughter a good life which includes self-esteem, good manners, and discipline.
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Male 2,143
My son`s mother and I gave him all the love and attention he could stand. We have a Son who is respectful,Mindful and fronts one hell of a rock band. Love your children,it`s all they need.
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Female 313
100% true. :D
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Male 1,164
Oh dear God Davy, I feel for you. Tell your girl those little snits will never be happy when they grow up.

If a little kid called my wife a f*cking bitch, even if it was the child of Ghandi, I would smack it. I have limited patience when it comes to little entitled bad-tempered snots.
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Male 12,138
THEN my wife accidentally threw the older brother`s last drop of Gatorade down the sink. Remember, this kid is six. So he lay on the floor, breakdancing around with his feet like the f*cking kid in The Exorcist, screaming at the top of his lungs "I F*CKING HATE YOU BITCH! I F*CKING HATE YOU!", at my wife. How did the parents handle this situation? You guessed it, dad went to the 24-hour gas station to get him another bottle of Gatorade.

Saddest thing is, they`re loaded with cash. So their kids have a $2500 swing set, each has an electric car to ride around in, hell, they`ve even got a top-of-the-line iPad each. So my daughter (who sits back in abject horror while they`re having screaming fits), keeps asking my why those guys have all they nice things they have, and she doesn`t have those things, when she tries to be good. FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

OK, rant over. Sorry about that. Hope some parents can relate!
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Male 12,138
5Cats, couldn`t agree more.

I have a 5-year old, and don`t get me wrong, she`s no angel, but she`s pretty good. She NEVER has fits, long story short: because she knows they don`t work.

On the other hand, my wife`s best friend and her husband have 2 kids, one 6 years old and the other 3. And they are both f*cking assh*les. Yes, I know they`re kids, but they`re f*cking assh*les. And their parents have made them assh*les.

Just the other night we were round at their place and the 3 year old had a f*cking screaming fit (I mean, tearing the place down) because he wasn`t allowed an ice-cream immediately before going to bed. So, of course, his parents gave him an ice-cream. THEN he wanted another one, had another f*cking pissy-fit, so of course his parents gave him another one.
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Female 1,798
"This is true. If I threw a tantrum as a kid my parents would take me outside and lecture me until I stopped. Don`t ignore your kids and don`t let them learn bad habits. They need to learn to respect other people."

AGREED!!!!
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Male 15,510
Good old times
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Male 243
is this an abortion ad?
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Male 68
This is true. If I threw a tantrum as a kid my parents would take me outside and lecture me until I stopped. Don`t ignore your kids and don`t let them learn bad habits. They need to learn to respect other people.
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Female 472
I wish they had this sign at the shoe store I was in today. I actually left without buying the tennis shoes I wanted because this extremely loud child was having a fit in the next aisle.
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Male 25,416
awww... guilt trip for the win
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Female 1,324
I saw a 25 year old child throw a fit. Her mommy wouldn`t buy her crap >>;
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Male 142
this sign is correct in general, but every child will have a tantrum or two in embarrassing places.
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Female 418
It`s true.
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Male 36,430
@Lele13 is correct: it`s lazy/bad parents that cause screaming kids.

Just brib your screaming child with sweets and toys, they`ll behave like angels next time! (/sarc)

Or better yet: negotiate! You can easily reach a compromise with a howling 3 year-old in 20, 30 minutes tops! (ok, no more sarc now!)

Best of all, just completely ignore your screaming child! If you`re not bothered by it, neither is anyone else! (really, last time!)
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Male 371
The sign is very true for many reasons.
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Male 3,842
What is wrong about the sign? If parents love their children, they presumably have taught their children manners. How is that wrong?
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Female 934
If my mom dragged me around Joann`s Fabrics for 3 hours when I was 8, I would fuqq poo up, too. REBEL REBEL REBEL. VIVA LA RASCALUCION.
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Female 13
As a parent, I love this sign. Some parents are just too lazy to put their foot down and be consistent in punishing their brats. If you love your kids you make sure they know what their boundaries are and what happens when they cross them.
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Male 1,249
awesome sign - your wrong
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Female 119
My children do not act up and if they do we leave right away.. go home, and they go down for a nap. I hate being in a store with parents that ignore their kids. I have hit so many kids with a shopping cart because their parents do not keep them under control.. Costco is a nightmare!
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Male 634
Would you rather kids who are out of control?
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Male 37,888

relect your love?

How about, `my manners reflect my dad had a swift backhand!`
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Male 198
When I was a kid, acting up in public would generally get me a swat on my butt. If me or my brothers kept it up, we`d leave, and there`d be a spanking when we got home. In my parent`s time, there`d have been a belt. My grandparent`s, a switch.

Looking back, for the most part, children were better behaved in the past than they are now. They were also less medicated.

A single swat on the butt is used to get the kid`s attention, with the implied threat of more to come. It kept me and my brothers in line. Now, people cry out "child abuse". Please note that most of the people saying that have no kids of their own.

It would be nice for people to control their children. I`ve had to ask people to leave the store when their children are unable to behave. It`s amazing how people get shocked and outraged when someone calls them on their inability to control their children. "I`ll never shop here again!" would be my favorite phrase, except for the fact
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Female 3,562
I wish I could use this sign everywhere. Still, I have some sympathy. If they were my kids it would be hard not to smack the poo out of them, and the parents know they can`t do that so they have to put up with it.
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Male 2,670
It should be legal for strangers to tase unruly children in public, right before they tase the parents of the little hell-spawn for failing as parents.
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Male 554
i know i know.. your phuck`n kids are soooo special, just like everyone else`s

i have no problem telling parents to quiet their spawn at the grocery or anywhere else
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Male 126
i enjoy this sign for many reasons mainly because its true
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Female 191
My younger brother has always really been a pain in the ass for my mom. Other people he`s good for but he`s a dick to my mom. I was not like that as a child so I know it`s probably not her. I like to think I`m the golden child though.
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Male 505
I know so many families that brought all their kids up the same, no problem with most, but one just goes random. Think friends is a big difference but some are just wired differently from the start.
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Male 1,625
not true lantis, kids (sub 12) throw tantrums all the time; its only on the parents if they`re letting them do it w/o reprimand
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Female 1,356
some people are just dicks.
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Male 773
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Female 27
Its the parents , anything under 12 really is just how they are raised,they only start being asses for their own reasons in puberty
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Male 1,051
Truth.
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Female 476
Link: I Think This Sign`s Wrong, But What Do I Know [Pic [Rate Link] - Don`t blame the parents, some kids are just dicks. Or am I wrong? I`m not a parent.
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