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Date: 07/01/11 12:39 PM

77 Responses to I Hate Britain Day: Happy 4th Of July!

  1. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Link: I Hate Britain Day: Happy 4th Of July! - It`s a repost from a few years ago but bares repeating with the 4th coming up.
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    hatface Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Best Video ever.
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    Kiin1440 Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Just...drat yes
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    austin1 Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Happy 4th America. We are the best and the world knows it!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    an oldy but a goody
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    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    lol America. lol.
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    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Amen to that, brother. You know what? I`ve realized over the years that America truly is the best. I mean, the other countries are good and all, but who else can provide pure unadulterated freedom to 300,000,000 people?

    Also true that America`s current politicians are bags of crap, but we`ll clear that out the with the right to bear arms if worse comes to worst.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    lol gud one
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    English or British mate? Make up your mind! Like the vid though, chin chin! x
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    I think other countries should celebrate the Fourth of July ironically, kind of like how we celebrate Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick`s Day. Drink a lot, do a bad American accent, pretend to care about American Football... Whatever stereotypes you can think of.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    @schuey63: To a true `merican there`s no difference between Britain and England.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    WOW! I could really go for some America bag water right about now. That is a freakin classic. `Merica Rules!!!
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    hey im english i celebrate 4th of july. woohoo britian isnt related to america!
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    AMERICA! DRAT YEAH!
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    Locksleyhal Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    "To a true `merican there`s no difference between Britain and England."

    So, a true American is a moron, then? :P
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    Demynted Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Brilliant
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    Helgarin Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Have a good day America I guess? lol
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    American bag water, best part of video.

    another good part is when he slapped the guy for his English Scone.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 1, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    "So, a true American is a moron, then? "

    Yes, but that works for us.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    England just walked into our land, consumed our resources, and told us what kind of government to have. Now what kind of country does that?
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    schuey63: English or British mate? Make up your mind!

    They`re both equally un-American.
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    tsiemens Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    old man balls lol
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    2 funny. Always funny slapping people.
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    SoberGuy Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    awesome wars?
    im not sure if this video is a trolling or what..
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    Devilpillar Male 13-17
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Why do people say British when they mean English, do they really think Scotland had anything to do with colonising America?
    And yes, that`s colonising with an "s" not a "z!
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    One of my favorite internet videos ever. The 4th wouldn`t be complete for me without watching.

    That said, it seems like this tradition has been going on for a while now. Which makes me feel like time is going way too fast and depresses me.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    YAY!! EFF you ENGLAND!! lol. j/p of course...
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    jdee89 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    I`m English, and would just to point out for the BILLIONTH time that English and British mean different things.

    Other than that funny video!
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    Point 1: The English won the Revolutionary War, they weren`t called Americans till the next day.

    Further points are unnecessary.

    Aaaanyway, happy 4th of July. :)
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    Haha, Jack America is awesome. But seriously, I love Britain because for some reason they pump out they cutest gay guys around.
    Also, maybe we were the greatest country in the world when those paintings were done; But not anymore.
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    Bremir Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    And to think that war was less an "American" victory and more a French victory, seeing as they were the ones who won it for the "Americans".

    It`s a funny thing because America celebrates a day, which they should be thankful toward the English for going to America in the first place and forming those colonies, that came from a war that began because, what, you didn`t want taxes and to be under the rule of the King?

    And here Americans are paying taxing under what is essentially the rule of a king.

    People say America is the greatest country in the world, but it comes across a large number of Americans don`t even trust each other and hate their own people. To America! Where you`re more likely to go ask for some sugar and get shot than get sugar.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    vvv haters gonna hate
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    the english can suck my american balls!!
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    @Baalthazaq: You`re essentially correct, save that the Americans were British at the time, not English.
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    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    @Bremir you better watch what you say `bout `Merica. Otherwise our scientists done gonna get our time machines out and go back to the late 1930`s. When your little country goes, "Oh America, We are le tired and can`t fight the Nazi`s on our own. Please come save us before we surrender." Our scientists are gonna say F that and join up with the Nazi`s. Easiest. Victory. Ever.
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    Angell Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Ummm.... @Bremir (and FYI jonnycake63).. France did surrender, in June 1940, barely a year into the war, there were a few thousand resistance soldiers hidden underground for the remainder, but the war was definitely not a French victory, your land was handed back to you after to whimpered in a corner for 5 years..

    Also, read a little about American history and you`ll get a better understanding of it all, I can already see that you don`t know poo just from reading your post..

    I for one am grateful the US decided to realise it was a world war, if it weren`t for pearl harbour, we Europeans would be speaking a different language today, and quite possibly alot more of the world (Hitler was a freakin genius!! He just stretched a tiny bit too far), so for that I have to offer thanks to my colonial cousins..
  37. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
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    July 2, 2011 at 12:22 am
    "Nothing good has ever come out of Britain"

    Except all of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_ (i cut the link up becuase iambored wouldn`t let me post it) inventions_and_discoveries

    This is the exact thing I hate about America, unbelievable arrogance, lots of them think like this and it saddens me to think that this is a honest opinion. Go drat yourself America
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    Angell Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 12:24 am
    And to all these people getting uptight about being called British... WE ARE!! Britain was united at the time.. Hence the reason it was called the British Empire, we didn`t just colonize the Americas, we controlled half the freakin world.. AHHH!! Read before you make yourselves look stupid arguing a point you clearly know nothing about..
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 12:37 am
    "Why do people say British when they mean English, do they really think Scotland had anything to do with colonising America? "

    If it wasn`t for the Scot`s there`d not have been a British Empire.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 1:27 am
    This is so delightfully self-aware. I love stuff like this.
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    marc_555 Male 13-17
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    July 2, 2011 at 2:05 am
    Americans are just tetchy that they`re fatter than us.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 2:33 am
    So old...
  43. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 4:42 am
    Well crap England...err...Britain...err United Kingdom..errr..what the freak ever! Why don`t you just break it down more. Shall the rest of the world call you Celts, Normans, Saxons, or Anglos? Should we add Germanic and Roman in there for good measure?

    Honestly get over being called British. Especially you Scots and your William Wallce love affair. You too Irish and Welsh.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 4:54 am
    Baalthazaq

    "Point 1: The English won the Revolutionary War, they weren`t called Americans till the next day."

    Bzzz...wrong! They were called the Americas and American colonists long before. The 2 continents were called the Americas by cartologist Vespucci. The term was first applied to the native inhabitants in 1568 by Thomas Hacket. FYI the Constitution was mostly derived from the Iroquois and Cherokee Confederacy.
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    daroofa Male 40-49
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    July 2, 2011 at 5:35 am
    Hey...at least you still have Canada...but that`s only because they were too drunk/cold to rebel.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 5:58 am
    LOL at peopel thinking 4th of JUly has anything to do with britain. It was originally concieved to do with leaving religious opression. Then you formed yoru own religions and opressed yourselves even more. Then the morons of your country indoctrinated it into you that it was actually to do with britain so they wouldnt appear stupid. Over time, you believed anything that people told you. Such is the way with religious indoctrination.
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    flyducks Male 13-17
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    July 2, 2011 at 6:19 am
    I came back and read all the comments about how America is so great and the land of the free grah it pissed me off so much. ENGLIA FORVEVER!!!
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 6:21 am
    luls,
    "A scone."
    *slap*

    I find it hilarious that Brits would take offense to this. You`re clearly missing the sarcasm.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 6:25 am
    @ Bremir
    Whatever, man. I don`t care how or why we won independence, but you can`t ruin my day off. So there :P
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
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    July 2, 2011 at 7:34 am
    @Bremir using your logic, should black people be thanking us for slavery, since it stopped them from running around with spears and loincloths and gave them "technology and civilization"? Idiot. Furthermore it wasn`t about taxes, it was about taxation without representation, quartering troops in the homes of civilians, and much more. Maybe read the Declaration, I`m pretty sure we had a nice long list of grievances.

    Finally, we have (all of us, Europe and America) more than enough enemies in the world, do we really need to antagonize hate that was solved with two wars 200 years ago? And before you go blaming all of those enemies on "American Imperialism", a good portion of them started hating the West because of Britain`s arbitrary drawing of lines through the Middle East and India, so there is plenty of blame to share.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 7:55 am
    @flyducks
    So you came in here to piss yourself off........
    Huh.
    AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!!!!
  52. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
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    July 2, 2011 at 8:00 am
    yeah ya brits, shove it up your ass
  53. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
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    July 2, 2011 at 8:33 am
    Firstly, America doesn`t rule. Wonderful nation? HA!
    Secondly, imitating you? LOL. Pretending to support you? We don`t support you; don`t want to; so we won`t. Your what wars? Hmm. Pretty sure you did f**k all at WWI and WWII.
    Thirdly, stealing YOUR language? YOUR? I`m convinced you speak ENGLISH. Or, at least, your `version` of English, anyway.
    Fourthly, infiltrate your culture? The video shows Mary Poppins, (the book) was written by an AUSTRALIAN born English novelist. What part did America take in the book? NOTHING. Then you see Harry Potter, by worlds greatest writer, J.K Rowling, who is ENGLISH. Then you see David Beckham, WHO IS ALSO ENGLISH.
    Finally, what`s wrong with gay people? NOTHING.

    Those are just some faults in that.

    Have a fantastic 4th of July, retards.
  54. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    July 2, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Well I for one thing it is funny.
  55. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Don`t know what`s funnier here... the English who can`t recognize the irony, or the Americans who does not realize they`re being mocked in the vid ;-)
  56. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 10:09 am
    yeah, nobody needs the british! you go, america! we all envy your freedom
  57. Profile photo of OutWest
    OutWest Male 50-59
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    July 2, 2011 at 10:37 am
    I know this is meant to be funny, satire, a poke at the English and anyone not Liberal...but

    the United Kingdom is one of our best allies and friends and we theirs so not funny IMHO.
  58. Profile photo of Midarc
    Midarc Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Well, I thought it was funny.

    Then again, being British my sense of humour is based wholly on persecution and cruelty and thusly this speaks to me.
    It`d only have been better if someone was in the corner opressing an Irishman.
    Yes, that`s right.
    We really are a bunch of poos.
    .
    .
    I especially enjoyed the part when the colonial was slapped.
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    omg209 Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 11:13 am
    did u see the gas prices..almost 5 dollars..
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    meh..
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    @lazerdude,
    Chill out, man. This was actually making fun of American`s in a tongue in cheek way.
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    XRhiHannaX Female 13-17
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    July 2, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    just be happy you guys don`t gave to live here >.<``
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    @tedgp
    "LOL at peopel thinking 4th of JUly has anything to do with britain. It was originally concieved to do with leaving religious opression. Then you formed yoru own religions and opressed yourselves even more. Then the morons of your country indoctrinated it into you that it was actually to do with britain so they wouldnt appear stupid. Over time, you believed anything that people told you. Such is the way with religious indoctrination."

    What freaking planet are you from?
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    This was fraking awesome!!
  65. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 3, 2011 at 12:06 am
    Your what wars? Hmm. Pretty sure you did f**k all at WWI and WWII.

    Find a history book, quick.

    WW1, well, the USA did come into that so late that it was over before most of the soldiers they sent got to the front.

    WW2, though, was far from drat all. Granted, the USA charged the UK a staggering amount for help in WW2, but they did provide it (and the UK did pay for it, in spades). It was necessary help (which was why they charged the UK so much for it). The UK might well have gone down without it, which would have removed most of the resistance to the Nazis in most of the world. There were many countries involved, but the UK was underpinning them all. That would have left the Nazis with far more troops and resources to throw at the USSR, which might well have fallen.

    Our side wasn`t called the Allies just for propaganda.
  66. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 3, 2011 at 12:14 am
    Well crap England...err...Britain...err United Kingdom..errr..what the freak ever!

    United Kingdomians, thank you very much! :)

    Why don`t you just break it down more.

    Well, there`s Wessex, Sussex, Mercia and the other 4 I can`t remember off the top of my head, just for England alone. Or you could go for the earliest recorded breakdown, that of the tribal lands when the Romans invaded.

    Shall the rest of the world call you Celts, Normans, Saxons, or Anglos? Should we add Germanic and Roman in there for good measure?

    Norse too - a surprisingly big influence. It wasm`t just viking raids. It`s Angles, btw, not Anglos.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 3, 2011 at 12:19 am
    Honestly get over being called British. Especially you Scots and your William Wallce love affair.

    If you wanted to be *really* picky, you could argue that the Scots technically aren`t British. `Britain` is from the Roman province of Britannia, which didn`t include Scotland. The Scots were still in Ireland at that time.

    The William Wallace thing is for people ignorant enough to think that Braveheart is history (the only thing that`s true in that film is that Wallace was executed by the English for treason).

    You too Irish and Welsh.

    Calling the Irish British is just plain wrong. It`s been at least 8000 years since the two islands were one.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2011 at 1:27 am
    "Hey...at least you still have Canada...but that`s only because they were too drunk/cold to rebel."

    Youuuuuuu shush. We were busy dealing with the French.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    July 3, 2011 at 1:40 am
    that was hilarious XD
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2011 at 1:45 am
    I really hope at least some of the Americans saw the irony in this :P
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
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    July 3, 2011 at 5:02 am
    @angillion
    LOL!I forgot the Norse.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2011 at 7:38 am
    @lazerdude

    Sorry, I`m English and I couldn`t help but laugh at the comment "Harry Potter, by worlds greatest writer, J.K Rowling"

    This guy`s not with us America!!! lol
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Hehe that was good. I liked the pictures of the Jesus /George W Bush power combo in the background when he was talking about Superjesus.
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    AaronianKen Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2011 at 11:59 am
    i hope the people who unironically believe this realise that americans didn`t just exist, they were born from english parents (depending on the colony, area, age of course)
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 4:19 am
    "our awesome wars"
    "stealing our langauge"
    Lolled like a schoolgirl

    And the $4.56 gas prices in the background was, no pun intended (maybe a little), priceless
  76. Profile photo of Brucie76
    Brucie76 Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2011 at 5:39 am
    Funniest thing I have seen in ages!
  77. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
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    July 10, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    "awesome wars?
    im not sure if this video is a trolling or what.."

    It`s called irony ...

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