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I-A-B OPEN FORUM Communique: T-Shirt Design Stuff

Hey I-A-B,

Maybe you remember (or maybe you”ve smoked to the point where you”ve destroyed your short-term memory), but the Design I-A-B”s Next T-Shirt (sponsored by the cool guys at ShirtCrave.com) voting ended this morning. Because I want to make this official, I”m taking the weekend to count and verify the votes. I”ll also be posting all 75 or so submissions up on the Fancylad”s Super-Terrific Happy Funtime I-Am-Bored.com Page so keep an eye out for that. Winner announced Monday morning!

And for all the nerds not at Comic-Con and staying inside with your computer in an attempt to beat the heat, I bring you Open Forum Friday–the Balls-Hot edition.

Laters on the Menjay, Fancylad

Fancy gives up the details on the Design I-A-B”s New T-Shirt thing as well as calls an open forum. The Balls-Hot Edition

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141 Responses to I-A-B OPEN FORUM Communique: T-Shirt Design Stuff

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Link: I-A-B OPEN FORUM Communique: T-Shirt Design Stuff - Fancy gives up the details on the Design I-A-B`s New T-Shirt thing as well as calls an open forum. The Balls-Hot Edition
  2. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    smoking red head with a killer tattoo
  3. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    does anyone elce think the t-shirt should be of fancylad? the little i know of the guy makes him an inspiration to us all.

    merry christmas iab. merry chrismas everyone :)
  4. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    Hot damn, OF and a chick with a not-sexy-at-all helmet on her head? What more could you ask for?
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    Well... at least we can now see what got rejected
  6. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    Where to buy chicken casserole supplies
  7. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    smoking red head with a killer tattoo
    How can you tell she`s a redhead?
  8. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    She can`t be a redhead anyway, almightybob, cause she`s out in direct sunlight.
  9. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    This is an amazingly slow turnout for an OF. Perhaps you`d better put OPEN FORUM in caps in the title, Fancy? I missed it first time through and I bet most other peeps did too.
  10. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    Okay, so I need some book suggestions as I will be taking a trip to my soon-to-be-closing Borders tomorrow to stock up. Any ideas?
  11. Profile photo of Raicuparta
    Raicuparta Male 18-29
    137 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    @msieg007
    Are you trying to make that a meme? Cuz I like it.
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Just as video killed the radio star, I-A-B Chat killed the OF.
  13. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    So I was browsing walmart and saw Bioshock 2 for the PC for $10. I remember seeing the trailer thing for Bioshock Infinite here on IAB thinking it looked pretty cool, so I bought it. I figured I had a spare $10, why not?

    This is the second FPS that I`ve actually enjoyed, the first being GoldenEye for the N64.
  14. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    /me appears and makes the OF alive again
  15. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    OF, how I`ve missed you!!!!
  16. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Oh hai dere.
  17. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    My work here is done.
  18. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    LOL arti.
  19. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    Whoops. Finger slipped.
  20. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    <_<
  21. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    :) :) :) :)
  22. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    Now i just look like a crazy person D:
  23. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    As opposed to how you normally look, Jess? ;P
  24. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    I can do this all day
    So can I. :D
  25. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    You`re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
  26. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    OFOFOFOFOFOF
  27. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    I love you Jess :)
  28. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    *takes allllll the presents* >:}
  29. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    Love you too arti ^.^
  30. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    Just give up and let the picture be posted! It`s either this or I submit it to IAB, and let it be trolled up the ass.
  31. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    You forget I can delete submissions. :D
  32. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Nah I just don`t like pictures of me on teh IABs. Thus why my mod profile picture is a baby. :D
  33. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    WE SERVE THE PEOPLE, TERP. AND THE PEOPLE WANT THAT PICTURE.
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    Alright, let`s get dis sh*t kicked off.

    A lorry/truck/van is carrying a load of pigeons, sitting on perches inside the truck. The truck pulls onto a weigh-bridge to measure its weight. Halfway through the weighing process, someone shoots a gun, and all the birds instantaneously take flight, so they`re all airborne.

    Question: How do the weight-measuring scales behave throughout this scenario? Do the scales show the exact same weight, before and after the gunshot? Do they instantaneously increase in weight as the gun fires and the pigeons push down to take flight, then decrease when the pigeons take to the air? Make a sketch-graph if you like...

    Caveat: I`ve no idea what the correct answer is. I`ve asked several physics professors this question and never gotten a clear answer.

    Over to you, I-A-B.
  35. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    >:(
  36. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Davy, are they African or European pigeons?
  37. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    mods are ghey
  38. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    MODFEST FOR ALL!
  39. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    We`re only ghey for you, ant<3
  40. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    Only one way to find out, davy.

    An experiment in the name of science.
  41. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Well the birds aren`t gonna register on the scales when they`re in the air, surely? That`d be like saying your weight would register on the scales if you hovered in the air above some scales, yeah?
  42. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    Terp, but would the strength of those pigeons taking off in flight lift the truck into the air? If not, the truck would still put the majority of the weight on the scale.
  43. Profile photo of JayElDoubleU
    JayElDoubleU Male 13-17
    87 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    It would be like pushing on a car you`re sitting in, nothing would happen.
  44. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    I agree with Artichoke. Let the pic be posted!

    davymid, I would say that the latter. The vehicle would increase in weight then decrease to that lower than if they were at rest.

    But I would also say that birds don`t really weight that much so the decrease and increase in weight would be so insignificant that it wouldn`t matter.
  45. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Thank you, DuckBoy87.

    Do you see, Terp? We are here to serve the people. The people want that picture. You know it`s the right thing to do.
  46. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    I`d figure the truck would have weight A when it gets on the scale. A - Weight of the Birds after the gunshot (considering birds use their wings to get off the ground and not their totally muscular legs there shouldn`t be any jump in weight when they launch) and A when they land.
  47. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    Well let`s say you have a thousand birds. Each bird weighs what, 10oz? So that`s 10,000 ounces and 625lbs. A truck big enough to hold all of them would weigh probably 3 or 4 tons, which is about 7700lbs. So even if all the pigeons were dumb enough to fly straight at the roof, and even if they had to produce their own body weigh worth of force to jump, I doubt it`d tip the truck `cause it`d still only be about a fifth of the weight needed.
  48. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    **fifth of the weight of the truck
  49. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    Yes jay, but when someone jumps, and runs, the weight is that of gravity, even that little jump, plus your original weirght. It would be like comparing the force of a stomp to that of a normal step. When you stomp more force is applied and the illusion of more weight is shown.
  50. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    The people are out of luck, Arti. :P
  51. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    So really, the difference in weight wouldn`t matter, and therefore the truck would (mostly) stay at the same weight. Woo.
  52. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    Are you really going to deny DuckBoy the privilege of seeing that picture? His parents just died in a tragic grapejuice accident, and now this. You are a horrible person.
  53. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    What if you drilled a hole straight to China and finagled your bloated ass to the center of the Earth and dropped a Ping Pong ball.
    Does it fall? Shoot up? Hover?
    I asked my Physics teacher, who has a geology degree (the gayest of the sciences), and he punched me in the stomach really hard.
  54. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    Duckboy is completely and utterly out of luck.
  55. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    I think the pingpong ball would just burn up, Poe. :P
  56. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    davymid, I would say that the latter. The vehicle would increase in weight then decrease to that lower than if they were at rest.
    Ah, but isn`t the truck, in scientific terms, a closed system? Let`s assume it`s airtight.

    Again, I genuinely don`t know the answer to this. Physics PhDs have given me both stories.
  57. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    I asked my Physics teacher, who has a geology degree (the gayest of the sciences), and he punched me in the stomach really hard.
    I heard that, dick.
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:05 pm
  59. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    New subject: Geology is the worst degree you can get. Discuss.
  60. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    But Davy, if the birds were in midair, they wouldn`t produce any downward force upon the scale, because they`d be flapping their wings, thus producing enough upward force to counteract gravity.
  61. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    It`s cute you kept that picture.
    Now how`s about you find yourself a wife
  62. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Well davymid, I sort of explained it in my next post.

    The actual weight doesn`t change but the scales do.
  63. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Well if you wanna get really specific, the effect of gravity upon their mass.
  64. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Back in the 70s my dad was going to get a geology degree.
    He chose to go for a Drama Education major and ruin his finances for the rest of his life just to avoid it and in all my years of impoverishment I never once thought he made the wrong choice.
  65. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Artichoke, I don`t know. I recently took a geology class and though yes, it is useless but it`s interesting.

    Did you know ice formed in nature is considered a mineral. Whereas coal you would think is a mineral isn`t.
  66. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    how is babby formed?
  67. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    Ice formed in nature is considered a mineral? Wat.

    Imma need a second opinion on that. Mr. Mid?
  68. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    Geology killed my father, and raped my mother. :(
  69. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Is Coal the one that`s juts peat compressed over time by it`s own weight?
    All my Ice came in rocks, so I always assumed it was a mineral.
  70. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    Yeah trp, the requirements for a mineral are:
    Crystalline structure - ice, particularly snow forms in hexagon crystals.
    Definite chemical composition - H2O
    Found in nature - duh
    And is Inorganic - water is not formed from animals or plants
  71. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    Ice formed in nature is considered a mineral? Wat. Imma need a second opinion on that. Mr. Mid?
    That`s Dr. Mid.






    Bitch.
  72. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    Oh and is not man made.

    So cubic zirconium fits all of the requirements except the man made one/nature ones. And coal is an organic substance.
  73. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    As a fledgling Biologist, i`d argue the last point with you to a certain degree. One example of H2O being formed in plants is through the Krebs Cycle in respiration.

    But I guess when it`s formed naturally it`d be a mineral, under those conditions.

    And lol Davy. Fine. :P
  74. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    You guys put the suck into "This OF sucks"
  75. Profile photo of tuckerd12
    tuckerd12 Male 30-39
    44 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    Why the hell are you guys commenting on science? What the hell does that have to do with a the picture? Is your opinion that important? Lets put physics aside and enjoy the view boys.
  76. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    Though I believe the H2O in your example is in liquid form.
    Water doesn`t meet the requirement because it doesn`t have a crystalline structure. Ice does however. It`s a perplexing issue, sort of like the birds in the truck.
  77. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    Star Wars immediately makes me think of the Krebs Cycle.
  78. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    Sorry Artichoke but,
    I am the ver model of a Modern Major General.
    I`ve information vegetable, animal and mineral.
  79. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.
  80. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    What have we come to?
    Physics and Geology
    I hate this OF
  81. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    Duckboy, I`m not sure
    what you mean by that statement
    elaborate, please?
  82. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    nerds
  83. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    this is a haiku
    everyone should write haikus
    I really love poe
  84. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    Eh, I was just making a reference to an old movie where a Modern Major General is just someone who knows a little bit about everything.

    Is a song, actually.
  85. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    Do not hate, AntPharm
    Appreciate what you have
    which is bananas
  86. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    haikus are fun
  87. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Once I was offered
    A geology degree
    I chose castration
  88. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:36 pm
    Guys, the mythbusters already did the whole `pidgeons in a truck` thing. Turns out it`s weight remains constant with negligible weight changes.
  89. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    Thank you, TKD
    but would you please rephrase that
    in a nice haiku?
  90. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm
    TKD_Master
    Answers OF`s old questions
    I taste copper
  91. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:40 pm
    A nice haiku, eh
    I don`t think that`s plausible
    Oh crud, I dun goofed
  92. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    I do like big butts
    And I cannot tell a lie
    Them other brothers can`t- drat.
  93. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    Them other guys can`t deny?

    Them brothers cannot deny?
  94. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    OF transitioned
    From Science to English nerds
    You two dudes can`t hang
  95. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    Lol. I know I could have finished one of those two ways. `twas a wee joke. :)
  96. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    Poe, to be honest
    Mathematics are my forte
    Music theory, too
  97. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    All I want to know

    Is just one simple question

    You wanna get high?
  98. Profile photo of PhantasmFork
    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    I had forgot
    Then remembered
    Now I-AM-BORED...
  99. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    I had forgotten
    Then I had had remembered
    Again, I-Am-Bored

    Fix`d
  100. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    What `bout dem pigeons?
  101. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    I look all around
    The smell is overwhelming
    I`ve stepped in a turd
  102. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    See the thing about
    Pigeons most people don`t know is
    They make good eating
  103. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    Hey, Xelous, come on
    That is a really rude thing
    To call Davy`s wife
  104. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    Haikus now? The old 5-7-5 format? Here`s one.

    "Met a girl tonight.
    Banged, wiped my dick on curtains
    Time to go home. Cab!"

    Dunno `bout you guys, but I thought that was beautiful, if I do say so myself.
  105. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    salami nipples
    so big and saucer like yum
    I just shat myself
  106. Profile photo of PhantasmFork
    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    Good eating is
    English is not because
    Pigeons are high
  107. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Math haiku

    103x
    Elevendyseventeen
    = I don`t know
  108. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    Pigeons are high up
    But they are eazy to catch
    Because i`m not low

    They will cook up nice
    In my pigeon sky skillet
    Hit with some Lawry`s
  109. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    Birds stuck in a truck
    Gun goes off. Bam - Sh*t their pants!
    What does the truck weigh?
  110. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:29 pm
    Dearest mistress Arti. I think a degree in geology would be better than a degree in art.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    Salami nipples
    are quite large and I prefer
    Some pepperoni
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 22, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    Aww, come on. You guys aren`t even trying. Goddam Chat hipsters.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    The weight of the truck
    Is that of politicians
    A hot load of crap
  114. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    If we are hipsters
    Then what does that make you sir
    Some sort of beatnick?
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    Doo doo-doo doo doo
    Doo doo-doo-doo doo doo-doo
    Doo-doo-doo doo doo
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    Do not fall for it
    They just want to suck you in
    Lame Haikus are lame
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    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    fancyclad needs to hire a night shift. It`s 2am and I am bored and Iambored.com has not been updated with new stuff.....boooooooooooorred
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    Haiku.

    "Heads the desk. Again.
    How did we get so retard?
    drat this poo, I`m off"
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    I`m particularly proud of that last one

    and the pigeon one
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    It`s all Poefan`s fault
    All of this unpleasantness
    Started by Haiku
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:10 am
    I had no idea it was Saturday until I glanced at this.
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    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 2:34 am
    Snarky Atheist,
    Credulous Creationist,
    Now the board asplode!
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 3:54 am
    I like eating meat.
    Vegans are stupid to me.
    They should try a steak.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 4:37 am
    woooo. open forumz

    That is all

    Also...morning all

    Now...that is all
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 5:51 am
    Most of you are failing Haiku 101 I`m afraid - you see, haiku isn`t just about the number of syllables...

    - 3 short lines
    - A haiku must represent at least two distinct ideas or themes.
    - There must be a `cutting` phrase separating them.
    - There must be a seasonal reference.
    - No rhyme or metaphor

    If your English teacher told you that haiku is simply 17 syllables in lines of 5-7-5, then he/she needs to be fired.

    Teacher`s work is done;
    Students prepare for Finals.
    `Teach` should sit it too.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 5:53 am
    In that example, the two concepts are `teacher` and `students` - opposite ends of the spectrum. The `cutting word` is `done` - signifying the end of one phase, and the start of another. The seasonal reference is `Finals` - an event which only happens at a specific time of year.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 7:43 am
    I have an erection
    Place to put it I must find
    Spring is in the air
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Postings go up, then
    they`re gone? Where did they go?
    Saturday morning.

    (seriously, several postings went up, but then vanashed! What`s up with that, eh?)
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 9:29 am
    <.<
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 9:37 am
    how did this turn into haiku forum?
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 9:41 am
    liam`s vagina
    big floppy roast beef curtains
    not thinking arbys
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Nya nya nya nya nya
    nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
    nya nya nya nya nya.
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 10:16 am
    nya is two syllables, you fail
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    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 10:44 am
    Woah open forum
    Just realized that this was here
    Wtf haiku
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Is the OF still alive?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    The T-shirt comp photos need to be uploaded
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    where to buy chicken casserole supplies
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Back to the pigeons
    Scale goes up when they take off,
    But weight doesn`t change.

    Jumping exerts force
    Force must be balanced by truck
    In opposite way

    Pigeons go upwards
    So the force must go downwards
    Scales show more weight

    Then whilst in freefall
    The pigeons exert no force
    Weight less than normal

    To keep themselves up
    The pigeons push air downwards
    With flapping of wings

    Assume they hover
    The force they exert on air
    Is equal to weight

    Truck is enclosed
    The air has nowhere to go
    Must hit the bottom

    Air hits the bottom
    Which pushes down on the truck
    Weight balances out

    So in conclusion
    Whilst weight changes in process
    Overall, the same

    Physics and Haikus
    Sometimes hard to think about
    Doing both is fun.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Pigeons in a truck!
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 10:40 pm
    this OF sucks
  141. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    Fine then:

    Wet blanket kills fun
    Corrected by the green mod
    Boo Lionhart boo


    ...better?

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