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Date: 07/01/11 12:34 PM

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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Link: How Women See The World Around Them - So accurate it`s scary!
  2. Profile photo of IVBYDRK
    IVBYDRK Female 18-29
    66 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Hey i am always prompt! pretty accurate on everything else tho
  3. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    EVERY vehicle I`ve ridden in owned/driven by a women has had the check engine light on. This is at least fifteen different vehicles.
  4. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    I don`t know if I get the butt comparison or the clock.

    Maybe:
    Nice ass - Fat ass
    Leave at 7 - Leave at 8
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Last one is so accurate
  6. Profile photo of hansonrocks
    hansonrocks Female 18-29
    99 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    No, this is how men THINK we see the world...
  7. Profile photo of cleanergirl
    cleanergirl Female 30-39
    109 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    F**k that check engine light. It cries wolf - there`s never anything wrong with the engine, it`s just got a blown check engine sensor.
  8. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    787 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    mah, the one for men was better
  9. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    haha its all soooo true! whoever came up with this is genius
  10. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    i dont have the shoe thing very much, especially the ugly ass shoes they show there. the spider thing PFFT! I live in a 1.5 acre citrus grove, I`m constantly flicking of quarter sized spiders off my arm when doing grove maintenance. no big whoop. I wish my ass was that round. if you dont have a screw driver improvise, use what you got on hand. And I`m never more than 8 minutes late. I dont drive so i cant vouch or dismiss the other stuff.
  11. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Women and logic clearly don`t mix.
  12. Profile photo of baglad
    baglad Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    And so begins the tirade of women who are angry because somebody made a drating joke about them. You see men pissing their pants every time someone makes a guy joke? "I DONT PISS ON THE SEAT OMG" "I DONT THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME HURR DURR". No, it doesnt drating happen. THATS the difference between men and women.
  13. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    I liked the `ladies` room = conference room` one. Bathrooms are a good place to chat with your female friends. :D
  14. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    Though I`m never late. I`m very uptight about being on time.
  15. Profile photo of Justmebaby
    Justmebaby Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    i like both butts
  16. Profile photo of Aellos
    Aellos Female 18-29
    33 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    We all go to the bathroom together so we can hold confrences and talk about you.
  17. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    This is silly, but humorous.
  18. Profile photo of Demynted
    Demynted Male 30-39
    78 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Left. No the other left. Damn near pissed myself
  19. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Hahahaha, it`s all true!
    I especially love the spider and the "Other Left".
  20. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Only the knife/screwdriver one is true for me and only if I really have no other tools on hand.
  21. Profile photo of rlb707
    rlb707 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    I`m pretty neurotic when it comes to being on time, but some of these like knife=screwdriver are pretty funny!
  22. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    True except the screwdriver one is a fingernail, not a knife
  23. Profile photo of red_shades
    red_shades Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    How stereotypical..I`d expect a man posted this. Sigh...
  24. Profile photo of mazziemom
    mazziemom Female 30-39
    18 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    I can parallel park like a pro...

    But, if there are tools involved you better call a man simply because I refuse to use them.
  25. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    oh course a man posted this its a post not a delicious thanksgiving dinner
  26. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    shoes:no, bathroom:yes, spiders:no(unless it is as big as a quarter), knife:yes (and anything else remotely shaped like a tool), directions:omg i need google maps to get me anywhere, parking:depends on how tight the space is i guess, but i`ve seen plenty of men have a hard time with it too. so that`s everyone in my opinion, butt: big for sure, time:never lol, check engine: so that`s what that light has been telling me for the past month? (lol no really the electrical system in my car is effed so that light has been on since i bought it.) so yeah... 50/50 on the accuracy here...
  27. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    @ red_shades: "How stereotypical..I`d expect a man posted this. Sigh..."

    Nope. A woman posted this, which means two things. You can`t read and you don`t have a sense of humor.
  28. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    fine ass = fine ass
  29. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    My boyfriend has to ask me to parallel park for him.
  30. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    I do have a terrible sense of direction, but other than that this is all wrong.
  31. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    1 out of 9 correct.
  32. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    lol i like the last one
  33. Profile photo of martyboy75
    martyboy75 Male 30-39
    1 post
    July 1, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Very funny !
  34. Profile photo of jamesboxy
    jamesboxy Male 30-39
    233 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    HHAHAHAHA!!! very accurate indeed.
  35. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    I liked the Left/Other Left one
  36. Profile photo of Zenagi
    Zenagi Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    every guy is laughing at the male related post while every female is annoyed at this one.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    Well, this balances out the collection of stereotypes for men posted a few days ago. Neither really bothered me because they`re not malicious, but it`s better to have both so it isn`t one-sided.
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    so yeah... 50/50 on the accuracy here...

    Same here. I think I spot a flaw in the accuracy of this picture :)
  39. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    RoflCoppter, excuse my stupidity but i didn`t get the Knife=Screwdriver bit.
  40. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    7:00 = 8:55?
  41. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    @lobotomy
    7:55 not 8:55

    and Americans wonder why we question their education system...
  42. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    The butter knife thing had me cracking up. My mom is notorious for using a butter knife as a screwdriver. Thankfully I was raised at my dads knee and he taught me the importance of the proper tools for the proper jobs.
  43. Profile photo of planty
    planty Female 30-39
    119 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    My mom always used a butter knife as a screwdriver lol.. I think the 7:00=7:45 thing is that you tell her to be ready at 7 and she is not ready till 7:45.. Tho I`m a total nut and MUST be 30 min early to any apt. or movie..
  44. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    Women always think it`s 55 minutes later than it is? I don`t quite follow that one.
  45. Profile photo of beefno
    beefno Male 18-29
    76 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    LOL@compass
  46. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    The check engine light pretty much DOES just mean the damn engine is on. It`s always something extremely miner worth ignoring.
  47. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    I assumed the clock thing was that women like to set their clocks ahead, this was just an exaggeration. every female I know has their clock set 15 minutes fast
  48. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Ugh, I ignore my check engine light too. But I`m poor, don`t judge me!
  49. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    As Homer would say, "It`s funny `cause it`s true."
  50. Profile photo of PorkSoda
    PorkSoda Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Oh misogyny.
  51. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    The only truth to this is the spider thing. And the check engine light cause I know what`s wrong with it and can`t afford to fix it.
  52. Profile photo of hvf26
    hvf26 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    hahaha so true, except i`ve used a knife as a screw driver simply because i`m too lazy to go to the garage and get the tools out
  53. Profile photo of jonnycake63
    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
    146 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    Hahaha at the spider one.

    When i was younger i used to kill spiders around the house then show them to my sister to watch her freak out. Ahhh the good ole days
  54. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    Wait....is this how I`m supposed to act to snag a decent guy?
    Coz I was raised to take care of myself.
  55. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    1: in a way
    2: no
    3: yes, ugh, don`t even get me started ;-; but it`s only the little ones that freak me out
    4: hey, shut up, it works
    5: kinda meh again, depends
    6: don`t even drive yet so >> for my mom kind of haha!
    7: nope
    8: not at all!
    9: yes, because there was nothing wrong, we took it in and there was nothing wrong, it went away >>
  56. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    You can`t deny that chicks with flat asses are always trying to act like they`ve got a ghetto booty.
  57. Profile photo of hansonrocks
    hansonrocks Female 18-29
    99 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 1:08 am
    I don`t get the spider one, mainly `cause men can have Arachnophobia too.
  58. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 1:16 am
    lmao @ the knife/screwdriver one. So true.
  59. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 1:44 am
    1. no. the fact that men don`t see those shoes as ugly is why you dress so badly
    2.no, picture on right should look more like port-a-potty, no matter how well maintained a public restroom is it`s still gross
    3. no, picture on right should be kitteh, cause spiders are cute
    4. hey no one ever made fun of mcgyver for being creative when resources were limited
    5. it depends
    6. depends
    7. yes, but guys have no one to blame but themselves, i know it really isn`t other girls who make us feel that way
    8.omg yes
    9. omg no
  60. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 2:42 am
    I like that left bum. The one on the right is HORRID!
  61. Profile photo of smidge47
    smidge47 Female 18-29
    39 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 3:22 am
    Ha! Falloutchik, glad someone else commented on the ugliness of the shoes. Just because something`s made by Prada doesn`t make it good.

    Although I guess they could be a pot of gold if you were to sell them new on ebay or similar..
  62. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 4:00 am
    i like both asses but i really wanna grab the big one
  63. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 5:50 am
    No woman should ever wear those shoes. Ugh.
  64. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 6:48 am
    "Other Left" *snort* Been there!

    Yeah them shoes are fugly! wtf girls? Make like a lesbian and wear sneakers!
  65. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 8:03 am
    true indeed
  66. Profile photo of mandiemonkie
    mandiemonkie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 8:49 am
    this is retarded.
  67. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 9:03 am
    @WickedSteak and dude21862004 - The clock one is poking a joke at how females are late. They say they`ll be there at a certain time and end up an hour late (due to putting on make-up, finding the "right" outfit to wear, etc.) The butt comparison one is poking a joke at the classic "does this make my butt look big?" stereotype that women have when they put on certain pants.

    @Subushie - The knife/screwdriver one is poking fun at how women don`t know much about tools.

    I don`t know why anyone would take this offensively. Yeah, they`re stereotypes, but so was the bachelor vision one. Of course not ALL of them are going to apply to everyone, but c`mon they`re pretty funny and you know deep down that most of them are true.
  68. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 9:13 am
    Those shoes are vile- and keep your theiving mitts off my tool box. Just because I have better kept and nicer tools does not mean you can steal them. Yours are still in the drive where you left them last week.
  69. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
    A word about the jeans. The ones on the left look like a little boys ass, where the one on the right looks right!
  70. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
    "Those shoes are vile- and keep your theiving mitts off my tool box. Just because I have better kept and nicer tools does not mean you can steal them. Yours are still in the drive where you left them last week."

    Who the drat are you talking to, exactly?
  71. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    The sod who keeps pinching my tools. As I have been told it is neither my son nor my partner it has to be one of you lot. They swear they have no clue- so whoever has my adjustable spanner- give it back....
  72. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    dratyou
  73. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 2:57 pm

  74. Profile photo of DoctorSlutba
    DoctorSlutba Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    I lol`d. Less than half applied to me, though.
  75. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Wait - aren`t women usually an hour BEHIND schedule?
  76. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Suicism, right. It`s he said "I`ll pick you up at 7" and she took that as "be ready by 7:55"
  77. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    ha. I want to see the men`s one
  78. Profile photo of Vir
    Vir Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:16 am
    SO TRUE
  79. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 12:23 am
    ha. I want to see the men`s one

    It was posted a few days ago. Maybe a week ago. Very much the same style. Probably done by the same people.
  80. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    The spider one is def. true!
  81. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 4:46 am
    This is great man. i love it.
  82. Profile photo of KittKnickers
    KittKnickers Female 18-29
    177 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    ba hahahahahahahaha

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