How Women See The World Around Them [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Misc

So accurate it"s scary!
There are 82 comments:
Female 177
ba hahahahahahahaha
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Male 622
This is great man. i love it.
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Female 169
The spider one is def. true!
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Male 12,365
[quote]ha. I want to see the men`s one[/quote]

It was posted a few days ago. Maybe a week ago. Very much the same style. Probably done by the same people.
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Male 53
SO TRUE
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Female 408
ha. I want to see the men`s one
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Male 1,451
Suicism, right. It`s he said "I`ll pick you up at 7" and she took that as "be ready by 7:55"
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Male 3,631
Wait - aren`t women usually an hour BEHIND schedule?
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Female 47
I lol`d. Less than half applied to me, though.
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Male 234

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Female 4,349
dratyou
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Female 7,833
The sod who keeps pinching my tools. As I have been told it is neither my son nor my partner it has to be one of you lot. They swear they have no clue- so whoever has my adjustable spanner- give it back....
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Male 776
"Those shoes are vile- and keep your theiving mitts off my tool box. Just because I have better kept and nicer tools does not mean you can steal them. Yours are still in the drive where you left them last week."

Who the drat are you talking to, exactly?
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Male 3,472
A word about the jeans. The ones on the left look like a little boys ass, where the one on the right looks right!
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Female 7,833
Those shoes are vile- and keep your theiving mitts off my tool box. Just because I have better kept and nicer tools does not mean you can steal them. Yours are still in the drive where you left them last week.
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Female 673
@WickedSteak and dude21862004 - The clock one is poking a joke at how females are late. They say they`ll be there at a certain time and end up an hour late (due to putting on make-up, finding the "right" outfit to wear, etc.) The butt comparison one is poking a joke at the classic "does this make my butt look big?" stereotype that women have when they put on certain pants.

@Subushie - The knife/screwdriver one is poking fun at how women don`t know much about tools.

I don`t know why anyone would take this offensively. Yeah, they`re stereotypes, but so was the bachelor vision one. Of course not ALL of them are going to apply to everyone, but c`mon they`re pretty funny and you know deep down that most of them are true.
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Female 46
this is retarded.
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Male 2,790
true indeed
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Male 36,410
"Other Left" *snort* Been there!

Yeah them shoes are fugly! wtf girls? Make like a lesbian and wear sneakers!
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Female 2,674
No woman should ever wear those shoes. Ugh.
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Male 1,284
i like both asses but i really wanna grab the big one
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Female 39
Ha! Falloutchik, glad someone else commented on the ugliness of the shoes. Just because something`s made by Prada doesn`t make it good.

Although I guess they could be a pot of gold if you were to sell them new on ebay or similar..
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Male 5,413
I like that left bum. The one on the right is HORRID!
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Female 78
1. no. the fact that men don`t see those shoes as ugly is why you dress so badly
2.no, picture on right should look more like port-a-potty, no matter how well maintained a public restroom is it`s still gross
3. no, picture on right should be kitteh, cause spiders are cute
4. hey no one ever made fun of mcgyver for being creative when resources were limited
5. it depends
6. depends
7. yes, but guys have no one to blame but themselves, i know it really isn`t other girls who make us feel that way
8.omg yes
9. omg no
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Female 673
lmao @ the knife/screwdriver one. So true.
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Female 99
I don`t get the spider one, mainly `cause men can have Arachnophobia too.
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Male 4,902
You can`t deny that chicks with flat asses are always trying to act like they`ve got a ghetto booty.
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Female 1,324
1: in a way
2: no
3: yes, ugh, don`t even get me started ;-; but it`s only the little ones that freak me out
4: hey, shut up, it works
5: kinda meh again, depends
6: don`t even drive yet so >> for my mom kind of haha!
7: nope
8: not at all!
9: yes, because there was nothing wrong, we took it in and there was nothing wrong, it went away >>
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Female 535
Wait....is this how I`m supposed to act to snag a decent guy?
Coz I was raised to take care of myself.
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Male 146
Hahaha at the spider one.

When i was younger i used to kill spiders around the house then show them to my sister to watch her freak out. Ahhh the good ole days
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Male 192
hahaha so true, except i`ve used a knife as a screw driver simply because i`m too lazy to go to the garage and get the tools out
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Female 1,095
The only truth to this is the spider thing. And the check engine light cause I know what`s wrong with it and can`t afford to fix it.
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Female 40
Oh misogyny.
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Male 1,204
As Homer would say, "It`s funny `cause it`s true."
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Male 356
Ugh, I ignore my check engine light too. But I`m poor, don`t judge me!
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Male 2,703
I assumed the clock thing was that women like to set their clocks ahead, this was just an exaggeration. every female I know has their clock set 15 minutes fast
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Female 3,562
The check engine light pretty much DOES just mean the damn engine is on. It`s always something extremely miner worth ignoring.
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Male 76
[email protected]
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Male 319
Women always think it`s 55 minutes later than it is? I don`t quite follow that one.
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Female 119
My mom always used a butter knife as a screwdriver lol.. I think the 7:00=7:45 thing is that you tell her to be ready at 7 and she is not ready till 7:45.. Tho I`m a total nut and MUST be 30 min early to any apt. or movie..
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Female 472
The butter knife thing had me cracking up. My mom is notorious for using a butter knife as a screwdriver. Thankfully I was raised at my dads knee and he taught me the importance of the proper tools for the proper jobs.
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Male 2,419
@lobotomy
7:55 not 8:55

and Americans wonder why we question their education system...
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Male 495
7:00 = 8:55?
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Male 1,646
RoflCoppter, excuse my stupidity but i didn`t get the Knife=Screwdriver bit.
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Male 12,365
[quote]so yeah... 50/50 on the accuracy here...[/quote]

Same here. I think I spot a flaw in the accuracy of this picture :)
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Male 12,365
Well, this balances out the collection of stereotypes for men posted a few days ago. Neither really bothered me because they`re not malicious, but it`s better to have both so it isn`t one-sided.
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Male 10
every guy is laughing at the male related post while every female is annoyed at this one.
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Male 151
I liked the Left/Other Left one
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Male 233
HHAHAHAHA!!! very accurate indeed.
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Male 1
Very funny !
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Male 531
lol i like the last one
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Female 1,101
1 out of 9 correct.
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Female 452
I do have a terrible sense of direction, but other than that this is all wrong.
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Female 258
My boyfriend has to ask me to parallel park for him.
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Male 347
fine ass = fine ass
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Male 108
@ red_shades: "How stereotypical..I`d expect a man posted this. Sigh..."

Nope. A woman posted this, which means two things. You can`t read and you don`t have a sense of humor.
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Female 3,598
shoes:no, bathroom:yes, spiders:no(unless it is as big as a quarter), knife:yes (and anything else remotely shaped like a tool), directions:omg i need google maps to get me anywhere, parking:depends on how tight the space is i guess, but i`ve seen plenty of men have a hard time with it too. so that`s everyone in my opinion, butt: big for sure, time:never lol, check engine: so that`s what that light has been telling me for the past month? (lol no really the electrical system in my car is effed so that light has been on since i bought it.) so yeah... 50/50 on the accuracy here...
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Male 90
oh course a man posted this its a post not a delicious thanksgiving dinner
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Female 18
I can parallel park like a pro...

But, if there are tools involved you better call a man simply because I refuse to use them.
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Female 47
How stereotypical..I`d expect a man posted this. Sigh...
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Female 1,071
True except the screwdriver one is a fingernail, not a knife
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Female 10
I`m pretty neurotic when it comes to being on time, but some of these like knife=screwdriver are pretty funny!
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Female 362
Only the knife/screwdriver one is true for me and only if I really have no other tools on hand.
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Female 302
Hahahaha, it`s all true!
I especially love the spider and the "Other Left".
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Male 78
Left. No the other left. Damn near pissed myself
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Male 1,540
This is silly, but humorous.
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Female 33
We all go to the bathroom together so we can hold confrences and talk about you.
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Male 79
i like both butts
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Female 728
Though I`m never late. I`m very uptight about being on time.
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Female 728
I liked the `ladies` room = conference room` one. Bathrooms are a good place to chat with your female friends. :D
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Male 29
And so begins the tirade of women who are angry because somebody made a drating joke about them. You see men pissing their pants every time someone makes a guy joke? "I DONT PISS ON THE SEAT OMG" "I DONT THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME HURR DURR". No, it doesnt drating happen. THATS the difference between men and women.
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Male 2,841
Women and logic clearly don`t mix.
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Female 2,927
i dont have the shoe thing very much, especially the ugly ass shoes they show there. the spider thing PFFT! I live in a 1.5 acre citrus grove, I`m constantly flicking of quarter sized spiders off my arm when doing grove maintenance. no big whoop. I wish my ass was that round. if you dont have a screw driver improvise, use what you got on hand. And I`m never more than 8 minutes late. I dont drive so i cant vouch or dismiss the other stuff.
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Male 340
haha its all soooo true! whoever came up with this is genius
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Male 1,294
mah, the one for men was better
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Female 109
F**k that check engine light. It cries wolf - there`s never anything wrong with the engine, it`s just got a blown check engine sensor.
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Female 99
No, this is how men THINK we see the world...
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Male 25,416
Last one is so accurate
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Male 768
I don`t know if I get the butt comparison or the clock.

Maybe:
Nice ass - Fat ass
Leave at 7 - Leave at 8
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Male 1,268
EVERY vehicle I`ve ridden in owned/driven by a women has had the check engine light on. This is at least fifteen different vehicles.
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Female 66
Hey i am always prompt! pretty accurate on everything else tho
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Female 8,044
Link: How Women See The World Around Them [Pic] [Rate Link] - So accurate it`s scary!
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