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Date: 07/28/11 03:09 PM

31 Responses to Hot Wheels For Adults: This Is Jizz-Worthy!

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    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Link: Hot Wheels For Adults: This Is Jizz-Worthy! - Little hot wheel car rips through a home built course.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Oddly unsatisfying.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    that`s
    awesome
  4. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    I jizzed
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Pretty boring vid though
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    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    I wonder how many takes it took to get that one down...
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    asiina Female 18-29
    167 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    I can`t believe the end.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    I laughed at the end
  9. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    Do it in one take, then we`ll talk.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36181 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    I didn`t jizz until CaptainPabst said he did and I got a mental picture of that so
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    Gr1ill3d Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Parts of this seemed faked...still pretty cool tho.
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    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    yeah, at the end my thoughts were confirmed, that wasnt a hot wheels car. 1. those are metal, not plastic, 2. it had a motor and was CLEARLY not moving by the forces of gravity.

    FAILTASTIC!!!!!
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    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    3:28 NOOOOOOOO!!!!
    3:34 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
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    psilocybinx Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Real or not, my early childhood obsession with these things made me enjoy the video all the way through :)
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    I think Newton just turned over in his grave.

    A few hundred times.

    Still, nice to see Unemployment Insurance being used for only the necessities.
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    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    this was one of those wind up cars, that you pull back, then it goes. These cars always go with multicolored tracks. Not hot wheels. the people who made the video didn`t say it was hot wheels, whoever wrote this caption did.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    epic track is epic

    but i think the Mythbusters hot wheels vs real car is better
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    that was pretty cool. but i have a feeling they shot this in multiple takes, and disassembled and reassembled the track...
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    AngryAsian Male 13-17
    122 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    now available in stores near you!
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    YOU CANT BE CLUCKING SERIOUSE!
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    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 10:36 pm
    Now you need to do it again, but with a little camera inside the car.
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    wow... being a thirty year old virgin has its plus sides i guess...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    wow... that is awesome. i cant even get it to go around 1 loop without failing
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    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:06 am
    I miss my Darda set, I had a real nice one until my mother let my little brother play with it in the bath
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    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:30 am
    20 years in the world and this is the first time I`ve ever had even the slightest thought of "wow, hot wheels are cool"

    p.s. - MountainBord is hot
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:35 am
    well I was impressed, but failed to jizz. The title is misleading. FALSE ADVERTISING!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:51 am
    I half jizzed, maybe dripped a little at first when it seemed real. But I dried up when I realized it was fake. :-(
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:53 am
    Only pre-cum for me.
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    i thought i was wasting time on ps3
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    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 9:18 am
    What would be really cool is to attach a small camera onto the car

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