Hey Douchebags, Your Leader Is Here [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 5 years ago

Imagine trying to have a conversation with the owner of this monstrosity.
There are 46 comments:
Male 729
Do the angels keep pigeons from improving the looks of the vehicle?
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Male 2
i see this guy drivin around LA all the time lol
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Male 622
probably a mexican
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Male 2,143
1999 toyota carolla. 35 is pretty good here.
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Male 2,619
Tey see me rollin, they hatin.

I hate you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids. and your underwear.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Yes,it`s big,yes it`s shiny. but I get 35 miles to the gallon.[/quote]

Is that considered a lot in the USA? It`s about 42 miles per British gallon (our gallons are bigger than yours for some reason), which is about average for the entire market, i.e. including sports cars, chelsea tractors, etc. You can get 70+ mpg for economic cars, not all of which are tiny city cars.
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Male 2,143
Yes,it`s big,yes it`s shiny. but I get 35 miles to the gallon.
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Male 104
love the headline! hhaha
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Male 12,365
This driver is thinking too small-scale. Richard Hammond has found the perfect town car:

Top Gear brings you relevant car reviews
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Male 3,364
Nice Hummer, Dude. Sorry about your small penis.
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Male 44
I have douche bag tendencies.
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Female 606
The sight of this vehicle ruins my day instantly.
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Male 1,832
Maybe if he puts a few more winged chrome figures on it he can fly back to planet douche.
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Male 8,302
Thet thire be a redneck redneck m`boy!
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Male 99
Didn`t know BHO drove a hummer! Cool!
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Male 2,345
zionred,

let`s leave the poltics out o this or I will be forced to remind you waht a wonderful president your guy Bush was over the last eight years...right after i get done reading about how much money the US has lost (7 trillion) because of him and the republicans...

yeah you can sit down and shut up now.
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Male 15,510
Thats my girlfrien`s brother car right there
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Male 44
sorry, but Obama already took that title
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Male 589
Looks like he drove it out of Stilwater.
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Male 37,888

Pimp Wagon extraordinaire!
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Male 3,431
He just left the gas station, now he`s on his way to the gas station.
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Male 633
Over the top?
It wouldn`t even reach the top.
One bump and the suspention fails.
No wonder Hummer is dead.
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Female 734
naked chicks and swans?
Who is Mila Kunis dating now?
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Male 1,586
@sathon the prius or smart car would still win because we don`t live in a society where it is acceptable to run each other over in our cars.
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Male 599
Wanna-be hummer.
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Male 251
As douchey as this guy may be, it`s almost as douchey to post a pic and not black out the license plate
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Male 248
"the Prius and smart car would win because the hummer would run out of gas halfway down the road."

Stationary Hummer still crushes moving Smart Car.
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Male 127
Before the s*it hit my fan money wasn`t an issue so Pries/Hummer wouldn`t have had fuel as an issue. My 4L Jeep did 18/UK Gallon but I didn`t give a sh*t.
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Male 4,902
His dick must be inverted
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Male 12,365
[quote]the Prius and smart car would win because the hummer would run out of gas halfway down the road.[/quote]

It`s not that bad because the tank in the Hummer holds ~3 times as much. But it would run out first because it uses more than 3 times as much fuel per mile. It`s a pooe car.
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Female 4,086
ugly, even by rich redneck standards.
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Female 2,927
the Prius and smart car would win because the hummer would run out of gas halfway down the road.
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Male 248
People who call Hummer owners douchebags all Smart Car and Prius-driving hipsters. Guess who wins when they meet head-on on the highway?
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Male 2,372
The only 2 people I know who own Hummers are both lawyers. Both a bit "douchey" but capable of highly intelligent conversation...
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Male 324
Where`s the license plate that says "INEEDA" with Hummer underneath it?
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it.
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Male 161
Must be a woman`s car - there are no chrome testicles hanging from the bumper.
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Male 911
imagine the conversation between the own and his friends.
"Yo, bro.. check out my hummer"
1-"OOHHH sick braaahhhh!!, that looks badass"
2-"i know bruuuhh, gonna get all the bitches"
1-"yeah breeewww fo sho!"
2-"BRUUUHHH"
1-"BROOOO"
2-"BROSEEEPHH"
1-"BROHAAANNN"
2-"BUUHRAAAHH!"
1-"Brohan Sebastian Bach"
2-"bro.. to intellectual bruuhh.."
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Male 1,081
Reminds me of the kind of car a protagonist in a zombie movie would have.
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Male 26
chrome wont get you home
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Male 479
this is a girls car
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Male 25,416
i guess its "over the top". Lame comment is lame
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Male 46
lol
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Male 91
and all it takes is one rock...
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Female 33
Looks like someone is overcompensating.
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Female 358
Link: Hey Douchebags, Your Leader Is Here [Pic] [Rate Link] - Imagine trying to have a conversation with the owner of this monstrosity.
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