He`s Zack: The Male Equivalent Of Rebecca Black

Submitted by: Nebbie 5 years ago Funny

This kid"s going to regret this video in a few years. The song isn"t as bad as "Friday" but it"s right up there.
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Male 20
*Ahem* PFFT HAHAHA.
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Female 420
They aren`t bored - its supposed to be like the Robert Palmer `Addicted to love` video isn`t it? with haughty but beautiful women pretending to play instruments. Song is still pooe though.
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Male 103
bored jew girls in the background. classic
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Female 107
Wow, those girls look bored :D this is pure pootyness. Ugh
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Male 1,569
I`m Zack and I suck...
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Male 757
lmao, the girls dont look anything but bored
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Male 4,902
urg terrible
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Male 1,627
much perfer friday
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Female 206
Can I PLEASE have the 5:21s of my wasted TIME BACK?!
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Male 2,384
*palm to face*
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Male 255
stupid rich kids
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Male 43
That`s an unusual way to come out of the closet
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Female 182
@dub47 I would consider a hot dog phallic
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Male 126
What did I just watch. Almost every cheesy affect that can be put in a "music" video was added. WTF?
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Male 2,553
Horrible autotuned. But, it should be said, this looked like it was actually made by him (and a few others of the same age, hopefully his friends). Power to him for doing something, I would have wished it to be a better song though.
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Male 66
this is really bad
i wanted to put an axe through my head while listening to this
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Female 1,894
Zachary will be a gay man
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Female 141
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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Male 955
The lyrics are slightly better than hers. The video looks like they got some local kid that just started working with video editing programs.

Also, if you`re not going to make it look like people are actually playing the instruments, don`t have them in, just looks ridiculous.
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Male 959
Why did his parents have very hairy hands?

Anyway, fair play to him, got off his arse and made something, which is more than most of us can say, and better than being a mopey little twat like most 13 year olds
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Male 176
Yeah, no. Rebecca Black had the better video but this has better lyrics.
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Male 2,143
Nice Jewish boy. Worst song ever. At least he`s having a good time.
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Male 2,345
this kid can`t sing...period.

though i suspect his parents attempt to cash in like Black`s parents did will fail.
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Male 26
i wish my parents were rich so i could be faqqet!
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Male 4,004
The second it was compared to Rebecca Black it became impossible for it to reach the same heights.

Had Black`s video been posted with a caption "the next Chocolate Rain" it would have gone nowhere. YOU MUSTN`T FORCE NOR EXAGGERATE A MEME.
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Male 138
much better than`friday`or whatever its called. music sucked but the kid has a somewhat in key voice. don`t get me wrong, i did not sit though the whole thing..
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Male 24
sounds like the opening theme to a show on nickelodeon
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Male 749
No complaints here. It ain`t fine art, but it wasn`t `sposed to be. They had fun, that`s enough.
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Female 14
Ha! Oh cooome on! That was a lot better that Friday. Not saying it was was a "peak of fabulosity" or what ever he called it, but at least it wasn`t monotoned
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Male 1,595
Like Friday, no one seemed thrilled to be in the video.

At least he doesn`t sound like Sarah Palin.
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Male 1,540
Wow, this is hard to watch. He`s like the male equivalent of Justin Beiber.
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Male 535
...wow lotta hatred here.

I don`t get it - it seems to me that the whole thing was tongue in cheek - yes, the girls looked completely disinterested - and i`m pretty sure it was supposed to be that way. IDK - seems like he`s just having a spot of fun here.

Was the music good? not particularly. Was it on par with the "hits" of today - pretty much. Were the lyrics good? no, they were atrocious, but they were far better then the crap that the likes of kesha, gaga, and..um whoever else is famous right now put out - and people _swoon_ over those `tards as if they were gods.

eh, my $.02. Whatever =D
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Male 232
This video is just in time for this to circulate around this kids school - better get ready for the swirlies and wedgies.
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Male 528
ugh, another drating glitch in the matrix -_-
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Male 3,619
i see all these things in there that doesn`t reflect the kid. like the ending. probably not his general attitude at all. and the girls were lame
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Male 2,514
The irony, Zack, is that you are ripping of a Robert Palmer video while singing "Don`t tell me I should act like you, or do the same as others do."!

Such a moron.
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Male 2,868
At least this was just made for his Bar Mitzvah, as annoying as it is. The audience is just his friends and family, like a lot of stuff that`s put up on YouTube. Rebecca Black clearly has aspirations to be a pop star.
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Male 7
That`s a strange way of coming out of the closet...
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Male 6,227
This is what you get when you have Manhattanite parents with absurd amounts of money who are willing to indulge their children and who want to be perceived as "cool" in the process. It isn`t pretty.
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Male 77
Gay.

He`s really gay.
Like super gay. He`d rather choke on a phallus than eat his own mother`s cooking.
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Male 363
but my name is Zachary.... and I want to kill this kid
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Male 317
"this kids going to regret this in a few years" this kids going to be forgotten by the internet in a week.
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Male 15,510
Im not sure if this can be labelled as "music"
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Male 1,582
Trolling right?
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Female 1,008
Lol! Loved the Robert Palmer middle school chicks!
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Male 146
I wasn`t quite sure what this song was about...maybe someone named eric?
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Male 25,416
Wow, that was sad.... and even the girls looked sad
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Male 542
Loved the reference at :52
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Male 234
He wont regret it. He`s clearly gonna be a gay man, and gay men love performers! ;)
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Female 673
Not NEARLY as bad as Rebecca Black.
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Female 4,349
young, jewish and gay as a happy gay little bird, what more could you want?
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Male 2,790
what a douche
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Female 108
NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THIS BUT ID RATHER WATCH THE FRIDAY VIDEO!
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Female 4,225
O_e

Og god....no
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Male 81
how soon can i buy this on a cd?
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Male 418
anybody else think this kid`s as queer as a 3 dollar bill?
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Male 2,988
soooooo bad. my ear holes hurt :-(
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Male 6,227
Ugggh. Someone needs to tell the girls in that video that the "cool-bored" look only works when the music`s great and you`re smoking hot. Unfortunately, in this case, they just look like bratty `tweens waiting for study hall to be over.
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Male 302
Is this a coming out music video?
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Female 5
Oh God. I`d rather listen to Rebecca Black any day.
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Male 358
@diylobotomy

I really hope it`s a joke too.
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Male 220
Rebecca is much better!
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Male 1,832
are people actually taking this seriously? i`m pretty sure its a joke. at least i hope...
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Male 47
Ugh... and to top it off, a terrible rip off of Robert Palmer videos. (disinterested girls "playing" instruments).

Barf
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Male 2,690
This song isn`t as bad as Friday? really? This is worse. Friday is actually catchy, this is complete crap.
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Male 37,889

NNoamfer said [quote]"was this guy who made a rap song for his bar mitzva" [/quote]

Jewish rap.... JAP?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

sorry
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Female 72
omfg.
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Male 37,889

This looks like an excellent time for some jewish jokes . . .

Q: What`s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?

A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
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Male 3,061
i pray that he`s home schooled.
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Male 1,216
I know that might sound racist, but I just knew it was his bar mitzva song the second I saw this. Needless to say, bar mitvas are one thing to be ashamed of, there was this guy who made a rap song for his bar mitzva here and he became a national sensation for being a moron. I live in Israel.
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Female 675
... Or if he`s not that`s what everyone will think
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Female 675
Is he trying to tell us he`s gay? Just saying it would probably be better for him...
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Male 1,216
This is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.
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Male 5,413
Reptar!
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Male 3,745
if we dont like the songs why in gods name do we keep making them go viral?
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Male 356
Apparently, the number of those who can sing is much smaller than the number of those who want to be a singer.
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Male 864
Link: He`s Zack: The Male Equivalent Of Rebecca Black [Rate Link] - This kid`s going to regret this video in a few years. The song isn`t as bad as `Friday` but it`s right up there.
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