Hell-O? [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 5 years ago Weird

I wonder how it took this guy 50 years to see it.
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Female 117
I live eerily close to this small town, these people surround me..


HELP.
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Male 766
Ya and the earth is 6000 years old and dinosaurs walked with men and people rise from the dead and prophets tell the future and women don`t get pms and . . . Ouch! Honey that hurt!
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Male 1,569
I always say Hi, does that make me a saint?
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Male 303
I agree. Hello is a vulgar word and need to be banned!!!!
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Male 368
@Squircifer
Do not hate us all. We are not all retards like this guy.
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Female 127
So wait, he wants it to be "heaveno"?
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Male 1,312
Herp derp
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Male 60
retard
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Male 406
hello 1883, alteration of hallo, itself an alteration of holla, hollo, a shout to attract attention, which seems to go back to at least c.1400. Perhaps from holla! "stop, cease." OED cites O.H.G. hala, hola, emphatic imperative of halon, holon “to fetch,” “used esp. in hailing a ferryman.” Fowler lists halloo, hallo, halloa, halloo, hello, hillo, hilloa, holla, holler, hollo, holloa, hollow, hullo, and writes, "The multiplicity of forms is bewildering ...." Popularity as a greeting coincides with use of the telephone, where it won out over Alexander Graham Bell`s suggestion, ahoy. Central telephone exchange operators were known as hello-girls (1889).

Hello, formerly an Americanism, is now nearly as common as hullo in Britain (Say who you are; do not just say `hello` is the warning given in our telephone directories) and the Englishman cannot be expected to give up the right to say hello if he likes it better than his native h
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Male 49
makes me hate christians more and more every day.
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Male 622
hoy hoy!
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Male 311
@zackisit

"hi" is nothing more than a disguise for "devil-p3nis", and if you can`t see that then you need the lord to lift the veil of sin from your eyes
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Female 235
SO can atheists say "bull$hit-o"? And other religions fill in whatever they have that is equivalent to heaven? It WOULD make it a little easier to identify the crazies right from the get go...If you hear "Xenu-o" or whatever...RUN away.
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Male 96
heaveno everone just thought i stop by to say hi... well see you later
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Male 10,845
heaven-o!

<cough>moron</cough>
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Male 3,842
Alexander Graham Bell wanted us all to answer the phone by saying "Hoy hoy!"
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Male 575
Well... he lives in texas so it makes sense.
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Female 43
hahahahahah oh silly old dude. ohh youu, ;)
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Female 7
Wonder how he feels about the word anal being in his last name.
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Male 1,016
@Chickenthief
There has to be a He in She otherwise there would be no WE
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Male 1,737
Wow, he`s the mayor of crazy town, or in this case, of the Flea Market.

Is hell a curse word? No. Is hell a bad word? Nope, just a plain old word. If anything, it`s a location, so I`m confused as to how it`s bad to say a location, can anyone help me out here? Oh, that`s right, I`m clearly not the one in need of help.
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Male 102
If he thinks hello is so bad because of "hell", why doesn`t he just say to people, "Hi". He`s making a problem where there is none, which is pretty much like all internet trolls.
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Male 83
He`s gonna crap himself when he discovers that there`s a he in she
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Male 5,413
Keep at it!
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Male 697
gasmask, you beat me to it
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Male 10
This guy is nuttier than squirrel poop!!! In the King James version of the Bible, the word "Hell" is mentioned 54 times...Then there is "hellfire(at least 12 times) and then every word that has the letters h-e-l-l together are too numerous to count. So now, by this crackpot`s summation, No matter what we do, we are either going to Heaven, or Heaven. And if we go to Heaven, we will be consumed by Heaven-fire. Yep...Nuttier than squirrel poop.
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Male 694
Heaveno, everybody!
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Male 1,598
So, in a nutshell, he`s just another crazy guy. Wait, nutshell? NutsHELL? Sorry! I meant nutsheaven!
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Male 759
In a nutshell, he could do with hellp, possibly from someone called Rochelle. She might have something for him in her satchell.
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Male 1,931
"Slap you in the face"
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Male 3,061
what a dingus
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Male 2,344
Heaveno.. Hahaa
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Male 146
Hahaha make one joke about atheism and suddenly people write long winded responses about how your incorrect.

Looking at you srximus. Looking at you.
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Male 12,365
It won`t stop there!

Soon you`ll be walking on eggsheavens trying to avoid it.
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Male 8,302
So... he walks around saying `heaveno` to people... and expects them to take him seriously? Potential Mod material there Fancy...
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Male 4,902
@xiquiripat drat you
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Male 25,416
stupid people
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Female 9,402
How do these people live?
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Male 183
They are all around us, and they breed.
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Male 934
Heavetica font?
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Female 1,148
I guess people with the name "Helen" are damned to hell.
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Male 2,514
Retarded people are all around me!
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Male 1,627
heaveno?
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Male 2,422
drat the South.
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Male 2,988
"I can`t wait to get out of America.


Ditto, this place is going to hello in a handbasket."

love it. and couldn`t agree more.
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Male 526
5cats, It`d be heaveno = heave + no, so it still works out XD
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Male 1,686
@LuvDefying

lol.
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Male 11,740
[quote]I can`t wait to get out of America.[/quote]

Ditto, this place is going to hello in a handbasket.
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Male 354
sup?
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Male 625
Heaven-os sound like a totally righteous cereal.
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Male 194
@diylobotomy

A rambling of mental flea market salesman is equal to legit demand of at least 20% of Americans?
"in god we trust" was added to US bills in the wawe of anti communist campaign which involved black lists and threats to individuals via FBI.

Now, there is no anti communist campaign any more, but one nation under flag become one nation under god. Silly that one of most important values of american revolution - TRUE separation of church and state is a laughing matter to you. I guess that non christian or single-diety Americans want to remove god phrase from US bills and oaths. Atheism is not a belief sytem it is as simple as someone calling BS that is pumped out of religious people and trying to keep it out of the symbols of USA.
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Female 115
I can`t wait to get out of America.
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Male 2,121
Why not just say "halo" instead?
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Male 1,595
I`ve said Heaveno for years.
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Male 292
holy smokes it DID slap me in face once i realized it! we are all DOOOOOOMED
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Male 7,378
There`s Satan in Santa too Leonso
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Male 1,832
that`s just as dumb as the atheist that wanted "in god we trust" taken off the money.
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Female 734
If he`s that upset why not go UK style and just say ello
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Male 267
I don`t know why you say Goodbye, I say Heaveno.
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Male 2,670
Bet he screams and runs from Devil`s Food Cake too. What a moron.
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Male 2,868
Man, talk about an exercise in futility.
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Male 1,440
got to love stupid people.
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Male 1,646
Heaveno? People are idiots.
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Male 2,700
"Is it too late to make a Heaveno vs Hell no joke?
Quick, I must away to think up something funny for the internetz."

Heavens no, Hell YES!?!
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Male 255
o/~ Heaveno, is it me you`re looking for? o/~
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Male 6,227
This guy`s from Texas? Just say "Howdy." Problem solved. Next lunatic, please!
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Male 15,510
You know is a slow news day when you have to report stuff from your old crazy next door neighbour
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Male 36
change hello = hellno
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Female 1,743
He could just say, "Hallo" as in German
or he could say "Heyo" or "Aloha!" or "Hola!"

sigh.
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Male 36,432
Heaven = Heave + N
So throwing up (Heaving) is better? Heavens no!
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Male 149
Is it too late to make a Heaveno vs Hell no joke?
Quick, I must away to think up something funny for the internetz.
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Male 2,790
heaveno
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Female 362
The comic Pickles made fun of this mentality about five years ago. I can`t find the strip, but Opal pointed out to her neighbor that it`s just "heave" with a "no" on the end.
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Male 3,364
*facepalm*
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Male 559
Ignorant jackace.
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Male 149
Heaveno, everybody...

No. Just no.
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Male 7,585
Link: Hell-O? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I wonder how it took this guy 50 years to see it.
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