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Date: 07/09/11 08:00 AM

77 Responses to Hell-O? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 5:30 am
    Link: Hell-O? - I wonder how it took this guy 50 years to see it.
  2. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:07 am
    Heaveno, everybody...

    No. Just no.
  3. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Ignorant jackace.
  4. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:08 am
    *facepalm*
  5. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:09 am
    The comic Pickles made fun of this mentality about five years ago. I can`t find the strip, but Opal pointed out to her neighbor that it`s just "heave" with a "no" on the end.
  6. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:11 am
    heaveno
  7. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Is it too late to make a Heaveno vs Hell no joke?
    Quick, I must away to think up something funny for the internetz.
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:36 am
    Heaven = Heave + N
    So throwing up (Heaving) is better? Heavens no!
  9. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:42 am
    He could just say, "Hallo" as in German
    or he could say "Heyo" or "Aloha!" or "Hola!"

    sigh.
  10. Profile photo of tamcee1
    tamcee1 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:57 am
    change hello = hellno
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:04 am
    You know is a slow news day when you have to report stuff from your old crazy next door neighbour
  12. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:11 am
    This guy`s from Texas? Just say "Howdy." Problem solved. Next lunatic, please!
  13. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:16 am
    o/~ Heaveno, is it me you`re looking for? o/~
  14. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:16 am
    "Is it too late to make a Heaveno vs Hell no joke?
    Quick, I must away to think up something funny for the internetz."

    Heavens no, Hell YES!?!
  15. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Heaveno? People are idiots.
  16. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:31 am
    got to love stupid people.
  17. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Man, talk about an exercise in futility.
  18. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Bet he screams and runs from Devil`s Food Cake too. What a moron.
  19. Profile photo of uscbadfish
    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:47 am
    I don`t know why you say Goodbye, I say Heaveno.
  20. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:54 am
    If he`s that upset why not go UK style and just say ello
  21. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:59 am
    that`s just as dumb as the atheist that wanted "in god we trust" taken off the money.
  22. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:04 am
    There`s Satan in Santa too Leonso
  23. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:09 am
    holy smokes it DID slap me in face once i realized it! we are all DOOOOOOMED
  24. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:10 am
    I`ve said Heaveno for years.
  25. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Why not just say "halo" instead?
  26. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:14 am
    I can`t wait to get out of America.
  27. Profile photo of srximus
    srximus Male 30-39
    188 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:19 am
    @diylobotomy

    A rambling of mental flea market salesman is equal to legit demand of at least 20% of Americans?
    "in god we trust" was added to US bills in the wawe of anti communist campaign which involved black lists and threats to individuals via FBI.

    Now, there is no anti communist campaign any more, but one nation under flag become one nation under god. Silly that one of most important values of american revolution - TRUE separation of church and state is a laughing matter to you. I guess that non christian or single-diety Americans want to remove god phrase from US bills and oaths. Atheism is not a belief sytem it is as simple as someone calling BS that is pumped out of religious people and trying to keep it out of the symbols of USA.
  28. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Heaven-os sound like a totally righteous cereal.
  29. Profile photo of I-See-U
    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 10:54 am
    sup?
  30. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:01 am
    I can`t wait to get out of America.

    Ditto, this place is going to hello in a handbasket.
  31. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:39 am
    @LuvDefying

    lol.
  32. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:43 am
    5cats, It`d be heaveno = heave + no, so it still works out XD
  33. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:44 am
    "I can`t wait to get out of America.


    Ditto, this place is going to hello in a handbasket."

    love it. and couldn`t agree more.
  34. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:49 am
    drat the South.
  35. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:55 am
    heaveno?
  36. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Retarded people are all around me!
  37. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    I guess people with the name "Helen" are damned to hell.
  38. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Heavetica font?
  39. Profile photo of blounsb999
    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    They are all around us, and they breed.
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    How do these people live?
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    stupid people
  42. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    @xiquiripat drat you
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    So... he walks around saying `heaveno` to people... and expects them to take him seriously? Potential Mod material there Fancy...
  44. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    It won`t stop there!

    Soon you`ll be walking on eggsheavens trying to avoid it.
  45. Profile photo of jonnycake63
    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
    146 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Hahaha make one joke about atheism and suddenly people write long winded responses about how your incorrect.

    Looking at you srximus. Looking at you.
  46. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Heaveno.. Hahaa
  47. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    what a dingus
  48. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    "Slap you in the face"
  49. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    In a nutshell, he could do with hellp, possibly from someone called Rochelle. She might have something for him in her satchell.
  50. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    So, in a nutshell, he`s just another crazy guy. Wait, nutshell? NutsHELL? Sorry! I meant nutsheaven!
  51. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    Heaveno, everybody!
  52. Profile photo of dbeard1959
    dbeard1959 Male 50-59
    10 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 1:39 am
    This guy is nuttier than squirrel poop!!! In the King James version of the Bible, the word "Hell" is mentioned 54 times...Then there is "hellfire(at least 12 times) and then every word that has the letters h-e-l-l together are too numerous to count. So now, by this crackpot`s summation, No matter what we do, we are either going to Heaven, or Heaven. And if we go to Heaven, we will be consumed by Heaven-fire. Yep...Nuttier than squirrel poop.
  53. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 3:55 am
    gasmask, you beat me to it
  54. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 4:01 am
    Keep at it!
  55. Profile photo of Chickenthief
    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 4:46 am
    He`s gonna crap himself when he discovers that there`s a he in she
  56. Profile photo of fgreatwest
    fgreatwest Male 30-39
    102 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 6:38 am
    If he thinks hello is so bad because of "hell", why doesn`t he just say to people, "Hi". He`s making a problem where there is none, which is pretty much like all internet trolls.
  57. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 6:43 am
    Wow, he`s the mayor of crazy town, or in this case, of the Flea Market.

    Is hell a curse word? No. Is hell a bad word? Nope, just a plain old word. If anything, it`s a location, so I`m confused as to how it`s bad to say a location, can anyone help me out here? Oh, that`s right, I`m clearly not the one in need of help.
  58. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 6:44 am
    @Chickenthief
    There has to be a He in She otherwise there would be no WE
  59. Profile photo of Sledwards
    Sledwards Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Wonder how he feels about the word anal being in his last name.
  60. Profile photo of AmberOnFire
    AmberOnFire Female 13-17
    43 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 9:35 am
    hahahahahah oh silly old dude. ohh youu, ;)
  61. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Well... he lives in texas so it makes sense.
  62. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Alexander Graham Bell wanted us all to answer the phone by saying "Hoy hoy!"
  63. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    heaven-o!

    <cough>moron</cough>
  64. Profile photo of zackisit
    zackisit Male 18-29
    96 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    heaveno everone just thought i stop by to say hi... well see you later
  65. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    SO can atheists say "bull$hit-o"? And other religions fill in whatever they have that is equivalent to heaven? It WOULD make it a little easier to identify the crazies right from the get go...If you hear "Xenu-o" or whatever...RUN away.
  66. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    @zackisit

    "hi" is nothing more than a disguise for "devil-p3nis", and if you can`t see that then you need the lord to lift the veil of sin from your eyes
  67. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 5:32 am
    hoy hoy!
  68. Profile photo of Squircifer
    Squircifer Male 40-49
    49 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 5:42 am
    makes me hate christians more and more every day.
  69. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 8:48 am
    hello 1883, alteration of hallo, itself an alteration of holla, hollo, a shout to attract attention, which seems to go back to at least c.1400. Perhaps from holla! "stop, cease." OED cites O.H.G. hala, hola, emphatic imperative of halon, holon “to fetch,” “used esp. in hailing a ferryman.” Fowler lists halloo, hallo, halloa, halloo, hello, hillo, hilloa, holla, holler, hollo, holloa, hollow, hullo, and writes, "The multiplicity of forms is bewildering ...." Popularity as a greeting coincides with use of the telephone, where it won out over Alexander Graham Bell`s suggestion, ahoy. Central telephone exchange operators were known as hello-girls (1889).

    Hello, formerly an Americanism, is now nearly as common as hullo in Britain (Say who you are; do not just say `hello` is the warning given in our telephone directories) and the Englishman cannot be expected to give up the right to say hello if he likes it better than his native h
  70. Profile photo of Werthers
    Werthers Male 30-39
    60 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 9:45 am
    retard
  71. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Herp derp
  72. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
    127 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    So wait, he wants it to be "heaveno"?
  73. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    @Squircifer
    Do not hate us all. We are not all retards like this guy.
  74. Profile photo of QualityJay
    QualityJay Male 18-29
    303 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    I agree. Hello is a vulgar word and need to be banned!!!!
  75. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    July 12, 2011 at 11:01 am
    I always say Hi, does that make me a saint?
  76. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 12, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Ya and the earth is 6000 years old and dinosaurs walked with men and people rise from the dead and prophets tell the future and women don`t get pms and . . . Ouch! Honey that hurt!
  77. Profile photo of lapajara
    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    August 15, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    I live eerily close to this small town, these people surround me..


    HELP.

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