Have A Problem? Put It In This Box [Pic]

Submitted by: ffi 5 years ago Funny

This just might be crazy enough to work.
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Male 128
this is easy, just push the scientific calculator`s buttons in the right order.
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Male 128
this is easy, just push the scientific calculator`s buttons in the right order.
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Male 371
No seriously though, there are too many unknowns in this problem to solve accurately using calculus. For instance q(i) is an undefined function at this point. It`s multivariable caculus written a little improperly.
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Male 371
From God: For starters the problem should be written as an inequality with limit as Variable=>infinity, as given, the form is technically improper. nah, jk.
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Male 1,164
...I miss the days when I was able to solve these. Calculus was so long ago.
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Male 794
i think the Arabic text reads "Death to all infidels that put math problems in this box, death to all infidels (non muslims)period and lie to their face to execute our plan, please recycle" i think but i only took one day of arabic so i could be wrong
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Male 47
holy cow it worked. God must have the best calculator
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Male 1,832
Why did my mind go right to dead babies?
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Male 128
this is easy, just push the scientific calculator`s buttons in the right order.
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Male 14
Of you speak English, can read Arabic abjad and Italian and have an understanding of differential calculus you really don`t need god.
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Male 4,004
@Lionhart:

How can you possibly translate if more than half the text is covered?

Also, please translate the Italian text.
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Male 37,052
Cheezus @EdiMesic - cut @Baalty a break! He is our resident expert on the Middle East, eh? Plus he`s on topic and answering nicely, credit where credit is due dude!

This church could be in Libya, one of Italy`s former North African holdings, or Ethiopia?
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Male 594
Omg. I didn`t see the comments before seeing the picture and I already KNEW Baalthazaq would be in
here, commenting on people and sht. /Facepalm.

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Male 4,547
Scuzoid:
Got several reasons to doubt this is the UAE, but mainly because of the third language being Italian.

Italian is after: Arabic, English, Urdu, Malayam, Farsi, and Russian. At the very least. Unless the owner of the school/Church is Italian or something.
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Male 1,646
Math no compute... I`m just gonna chalk this one up to blasphemy.
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Male 1,744
wait a minute, root(i)!? i is root(-1) already, so root(root(-1))!? That`s tantamount to dividing by 0!!! INFEDEL!
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Female 2,927
psh... its 42.
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Male 1,268
I knew nearly as many christian iraqi`s as I did muslims. UAE (Which is where I suspect this picture is taken considering the language prioritization.) has as even greater diversity of religions. I tried speaking to blonde haired blue eyed women in Dubai who only knew arabic, while speaking to clearly Muslim women who grew up in Dubai but had next to no accent.

In summation, this could easily be in a church.
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Male 2,516
that makes no sense, you can`t integrate without an explicit differential
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Male 4,902
"Seriously stupid people giving Christians a bad name"

FAIL
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Male 4,902
It would be hilarious if the Rabbi, priest, witch doctor, whatever they`re called, actually solved the problem and sent it back.
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Female 1,435
nice
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Female 6,381
Life surprised me with a problem and I couldn`t deal with it! I put it in the box! God didn`t do a damned thing!

Ask me if I was surprised!
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Male 8,302
Translation of the Muslim part of the poster:

Brothers, if you belong to one of the militant arms of our faith, take one name from this box of those who put their faith in the false Jewish god, and deliver a `special package` to him.
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Male 15,510
"COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

(whatever language is below English) "

That language is Italian
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Male 102
It could be a multi-cultural prayer box.
The christians and muslims finally came together and realized they all pray to the same god and thus a new worldwide coalition was formed!
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Male 1,598
COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

(whatever language is below English)
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Male 11
5cats doesn`t understand how Engrish can be spoken lul
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Male 45
I agree with WooTBananA, 5Cats is giving athiets a bad name.
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Male 18
@5Cats

If you notice the Arabic writing... It`s a safe assumption that it`s a Muslim prayer box, not a Christian one.
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Male 3,474
HA ha!
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Male 37,052
[quote]My ex girlfriend had this on her vagina[/quote]
Which part @Turf_Moor? "Put it in this BOX and don`t worry about it!" ???
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Male 10,440
damn. It`s too hard. Is it e^g(t) or e^g(y)?

... I suspect this problem is BS.
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Male 37,052
Since God hears your individual prayers, WHY would anyone need "our prayers" to get help?

Seriously stupid people giving Christians a bad name... I`m guessing they are Christians, eh?
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Male 675
Isn`t that one of those theorems that has been unsolved for so many odd years? I couldn`t tell you, I haven`t gotten that far into math yet, though I hear Sigma is a bitch; something about literally breaking math...
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Male 10,440
[quote] Literal quote was taken literal. [/quote]
... because people only have "spiritual" problems, whatever the f*ck that means.
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Male 10,440
Bahaha! Nice. I`m doing this if I ever come across one of those prayer boxes.

I`ma plug this problem into maple... just for kicks.
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Male 4
a dead hooker won`t fit in that little slot.......or will she?
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Male 1,239
Now taking bets on when it`ll get solved... 2 bucks to pick a time and date and the closest winner(s) take the pot. I`ll hold the pot until someone gets it...
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Male 353
... and the teacher that set the question spontaneously combusted!
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Male 2,034
inb4 some d-bag tries to solve it
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Male 270
My ex girlfriend had this on her vagina
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Male 543
Just stick your head in the sand!
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Male 25,416
Literal quote was taken literal.
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Female 156
Link: Have A Problem? Put It In This Box [Pic] [Rate Link] - This just might be crazy enough to work.
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