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Date: 07/18/11 03:05 PM

45 Responses to Have A Problem? Put It In This Box [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ffi
    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Link: Have A Problem? Put It In This Box - This just might be crazy enough to work.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    Literal quote was taken literal.
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Just stick your head in the sand!
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    My ex girlfriend had this on her vagina
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    inb4 some d-bag tries to solve it
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    ... and the teacher that set the question spontaneously combusted!
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Now taking bets on when it`ll get solved... 2 bucks to pick a time and date and the closest winner(s) take the pot. I`ll hold the pot until someone gets it...
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    TylrLetzring Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    a dead hooker won`t fit in that little slot.......or will she?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Bahaha! Nice. I`m doing this if I ever come across one of those prayer boxes.

    I`ma plug this problem into maple... just for kicks.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Literal quote was taken literal.
    ... because people only have "spiritual" problems, whatever the f*ck that means.
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Isn`t that one of those theorems that has been unsolved for so many odd years? I couldn`t tell you, I haven`t gotten that far into math yet, though I hear Sigma is a bitch; something about literally breaking math...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Since God hears your individual prayers, WHY would anyone need "our prayers" to get help?

    Seriously stupid people giving Christians a bad name... I`m guessing they are Christians, eh?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    damn. It`s too hard. Is it e^g(t) or e^g(y)?

    ... I suspect this problem is BS.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    My ex girlfriend had this on her vagina
    Which part @Turf_Moor? "Put it in this BOX and don`t worry about it!" ???
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    HA ha!
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    WooTBananA Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    @5Cats

    If you notice the Arabic writing... It`s a safe assumption that it`s a Muslim prayer box, not a Christian one.
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    Viralshade Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    I agree with WooTBananA, 5Cats is giving athiets a bad name.
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    bigmatt010 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    5cats doesn`t understand how Engrish can be spoken lul
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

    (whatever language is below English)
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    mastrmind Male 18-29
    102 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    It could be a multi-cultural prayer box.
    The christians and muslims finally came together and realized they all pray to the same god and thus a new worldwide coalition was formed!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    "COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

    (whatever language is below English) "

    That language is Italian
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    Translation of the Muslim part of the poster:

    Brothers, if you belong to one of the militant arms of our faith, take one name from this box of those who put their faith in the false Jewish god, and deliver a `special package` to him.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    Life surprised me with a problem and I couldn`t deal with it! I put it in the box! God didn`t do a damned thing!

    Ask me if I was surprised!
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    nice
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    It would be hilarious if the Rabbi, priest, witch doctor, whatever they`re called, actually solved the problem and sent it back.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    "Seriously stupid people giving Christians a bad name"

    FAIL
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    that makes no sense, you can`t integrate without an explicit differential
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    I knew nearly as many christian iraqi`s as I did muslims. UAE (Which is where I suspect this picture is taken considering the language prioritization.) has as even greater diversity of religions. I tried speaking to blonde haired blue eyed women in Dubai who only knew arabic, while speaking to clearly Muslim women who grew up in Dubai but had next to no accent.

    In summation, this could easily be in a church.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    psh... its 42.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 1:29 am
    wait a minute, root(i)!? i is root(-1) already, so root(root(-1))!? That`s tantamount to dividing by 0!!! INFEDEL!
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 2:05 am
    Math no compute... I`m just gonna chalk this one up to blasphemy.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 2:39 am
    Scuzoid:
    Got several reasons to doubt this is the UAE, but mainly because of the third language being Italian.

    Italian is after: Arabic, English, Urdu, Malayam, Farsi, and Russian. At the very least. Unless the owner of the school/Church is Italian or something.
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    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 3:56 am
    Omg. I didn`t see the comments before seeing the picture and I already KNEW Baalthazaq would be in
    here, commenting on people and sht. /Facepalm.

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 5:22 am
    Cheezus @EdiMesic - cut @Baalty a break! He is our resident expert on the Middle East, eh? Plus he`s on topic and answering nicely, credit where credit is due dude!

    This church could be in Libya, one of Italy`s former North African holdings, or Ethiopia?
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 6:40 am
    @Lionhart:

    How can you possibly translate if more than half the text is covered?

    Also, please translate the Italian text.
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    Exithops Male 30-39
    14 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Of you speak English, can read Arabic abjad and Italian and have an understanding of differential calculus you really don`t need god.
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    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 8:21 am
    this is easy, just push the scientific calculator`s buttons in the right order.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 9:12 am
    Why did my mind go right to dead babies?
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    not_me Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
    holy cow it worked. God must have the best calculator
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 9:53 am
    i think the Arabic text reads "Death to all infidels that put math problems in this box, death to all infidels (non muslims)period and lie to their face to execute our plan, please recycle" i think but i only took one day of arabic so i could be wrong
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    ...I miss the days when I was able to solve these. Calculus was so long ago.
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 3:53 am
    From God: For starters the problem should be written as an inequality with limit as Variable=>infinity, as given, the form is technically improper. nah, jk.
  43. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 4:00 am
    No seriously though, there are too many unknowns in this problem to solve accurately using calculus. For instance q(i) is an undefined function at this point. It`s multivariable caculus written a little improperly.
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    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 10:36 am
    this is easy, just push the scientific calculator`s buttons in the right order.
  45. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    this is easy, just push the scientific calculator`s buttons in the right order.

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