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Date: 07/04/11 10:40 AM

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  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Link: Happy 4th Of July, I-A-B - Remember what you`re celebrating!
  2. Profile photo of dremkast
    dremkast Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Just don`t try to say that to a redneck...
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:48 am
    go USA
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    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:49 am
    iab... professional troll.
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:50 am
    AMERICA F*CK YEAH!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
    They didn`t mind the taxes actually it was the whole representation issue, but we get it :)
  7. Profile photo of apk892
    apk892 Male 13-17
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    July 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
    ok i just have to say this. It wasn`t a bunch of white males that didn`t want to pay their taxes. It was a bunch of aristocratic white males that didn`t want to pay any taxes that they had no business paying. For example, I live in New York just outside New York City. There are certain taxes that are just apply to the city. Is it fair for the people in Syracuse, for example, to pay those taxes as well if the reason behind the tax doesn`t apply to them? No. That`s why people didn`t want to pay their taxes back in the 1700`s. There was a reason behind it.
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    supersai20 Male 13-17
    105 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:54 am
    *ahem*

    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTSTOOOOORM!
  9. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Didn`t the annoying hippy teacher say this in "Dazed & Confused?"
  10. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:03 am
    stupid americans
  11. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:08 am
    No taxation without representation!@!@!
  12. Profile photo of OutWest
    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:11 am
    What a stupid photo shop for such a grand event in human history. Troll or no troll... Stupid
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:11 am
    Better than starting your own church to bang any chick you want and then murder them when they "don`t work out".
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:13 am
    And oh yeah! Just allowed us the privilege to bitch and whine about the very country that we live in. What negative, self righteous, narrow minded, hateful idiot thought this crap up? If it wasn`t for these white rich slave owners, the King`s men would be on their way to your doorstep to hang your ass....
  15. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:18 am
    who also grew hemp/cannabis
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
    I love "dazed and confused", its one of my favorite movies.
  17. Profile photo of bompa1997
    bompa1997 Male 60-69
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:43 am
    FINISH the statement, didn`t want to pay their taxes to England who kept the money and did nothing to improve what became The United States
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    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:53 am
    sorry that US citizens are proud of their country and happy to be in it. get over it now, and worry about your own country.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:58 am
    "sorry that US citizens are proud of their country and happy to be in it. get over it now, and worry about your own country."

    An American posted it.

    Have to laugh though, on the "England V USA" post the other day Yanks claimed that the Brits were butthurt, and yet it seems you guys can`t take a joke either...
  20. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    510 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:58 am
    According to the debt America has they didn`t pay it after the 4th either.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    F*cking hippy bullsh*t
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    kinky_afr0/ your lame ass trolling is starting to get old, get a life and get off our nuts. We get it you wish you were born in our great Nation, but you weren`t so suck a d*ck
  23. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    It was a tad more complicated than that, but hey--this is humor, not a history debate.
  24. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    July 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    @xCYBERDYNEx, Your lame ass attempts at trying to sound like a tough guy are starting to get old also.
  25. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Meh, happy drinking folks
  26. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Ummm noooo.
  27. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Wow, what a drating douchey negative outlook. I`m sure Christmas must be "Remember, you`re simply spending money on spoiled little poos who give you not half of what you give them."
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    sick of cynical a-holes.

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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Loving people getting angry over a line out of a 20 year old comedy film. :->
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    July 4, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Slavery wasn`t abolished in the UK untill 1833 so not really the issue try again hippy.
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    What a douche..
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 4, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    I saw one thread this year entitled "Happy tax-dodging traitors day!" Which is technically accurate.
  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 4, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    FINISH the statement, didn`t want to pay their taxes to England who kept the money and did nothing to improve what became The United States

    Not true.

    The issue was that the american colonies didn`t have representatives in the UK parliament.

    At least, that was the stated issue. I think it was more complicated than that, but that made a good slogan ("No taxation without representation").

    In reality, the american colonies were already largely independent because it was impossible at the time to rule them from Britain. That`s why some of the colonists objected to paying *any* taxes.

    The most famous incident was triggered by the *removal* of tax. American smugglers were making a lot of money from evading the tax on tea. When that tax was removed, smuggling stopped being profitable.

    The whole tax issue was more complicated than a simple slogan.
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    yeah yeah... And "Martha Washington was one hip, hip lady..."
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    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Dazed and confused
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    and now people winge about taxes..
  37. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    LAME...Get the hell over it ppl.
  38. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    And celebrate we have a ton if illegal aliens living off of welfare that a the few honest tax payers take care of. Predominantly WHITE people taking care of Blacks & Hispanics...Oh stop already & put the teeth away as much U try to dispute it, you`ll only end up giving into knowing thats true!!
  39. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    @savagenation, i know alot of WHITE people that are living fat off the government, and quite a few wealthy and responsible BLACK and HISPANIC people that pay taxes too. how about we go after the LAZY people? NOT try to promote ridiculous stereotypes?
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    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Don`t forget though. If those white, slave owning, aristocratic males never cared about taxes, you wouldn`t be the independent nation that you are today.

    So what ever bad intentions they had at the time, I`m sure you all can get over it.

    Enjoy your independence day
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    I feel the whole "Taxation WITHOUT Representation" part is missing here. King George ruled the colonies and it was either his will be done or he sent his red coated army to kill whomever got in his way of his plans. The colonists had no representatives or say in their governance, That and not solely taxation was the cause of the revolution.

    Thus flags like this were made to express the reason for the fight.

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    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Oh, Mr. Bigot I mean SavageNation... Here in NH we have more lazyass white folk sucking off the government. And try not to forget about those nice big corporations who find all the loopholes and manage not to pay any income tax while Average Joe`s like us keep paying more.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    ....I`m just here to blow sh*t up...
  44. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    Not really bad intentions. Just people tired of the government leeching from their hard earned wallets for militaristic purposes and establishing settlements in order to colonize parts of the world that don`t benefit them. Oh wait, we are doing that now to our own under a different flag? Well, DAMN.
  45. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    Really, everyone in America around the 1770`s was a slave owning aristocrat? Huh, that`s pretty cool. Also I believe the issue was representation not taxation. But hey, why know what you`re talking about when you can just instigate.
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    scoundrel1 Male 40-49
    33 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    Bottom line: If you don`t like America, you`re FREE to leave. All races and combinations of races have good and bad, but never fear. Somebody, somewhere will always make a race issue out of everything. Nice.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    The good ol` days <3
  48. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 4, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    Don`t forget though. If those white, slave owning, aristocratic males never cared about taxes, you wouldn`t be the independent nation that you are today.

    Just like Canada! It`s crawling with redcoats who the Queen sends to kill whoever gets in the way of her plans.

    Obviously, it`s all covered up by the secret police. The many victims are replaced with robots so nobody notices.

    Am I getting tinfoil hat crazy enough yet?
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    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    learn how to take a joke.
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    mytbozak Male 30-39
    489 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    bottom line if you dont like america your free to try and take it over and build it back the way you like. screw you ppl who say love it or leave it.
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    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    I heard a hipster say this today. It`s not funny anymore. :(
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    teq78 Male 30-39
    216 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    u have to forgive mytbozak hisbutthole is sore
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    The `68 Democratic Convention was probably the most bitchin` time i ever had in my life.
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Who the hell cares? There`s fireworks!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    July 4, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    we might have a lot of problems right now but at least we don`t live in china. or cuba. or venezuala (sp?). or any one of a number of crap holes around the globe. long live the USA!
  56. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    "Not true.

    The issue was that the american colonies didn`t have representatives in the UK parliament.

    At least, that was the stated issue. I think it was more complicated than that, but that made a good slogan ("No taxation without representation").

    In reality, the american colonies were already largely independent because it was impossible at the time to rule them from Britain. That`s why some of the colonists objected to paying *any* taxes."

    I could have sworn that someone from that time wrote all the reasons for declaring independence down somewhere. I think it was in something they called The Declaration of Independence.

    There isn`t enough room here to list all the reasons, but if you want to look
    Here, just look for all the statements that begin with "He has" an
  57. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    (Drat the char limit.) Cont.

    and "For"

    To simply say it was about taxation is simplistic at best. It was about "The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states."
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    kirstoner Female 18-29
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    something to remember when i`m being inundated with all this fourth of july brew ha-ha....
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    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 4, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    @lemmingboy15
    nice. XD
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    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
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    July 4, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    FYI, it wasn`t a tax, though that`s history for you, always telling the truth : |
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2011 at 12:43 am
    That`s one big head
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2011 at 1:23 am
    I enjoy these sort of threads, so many people going on tirades against imaginary offenders.
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2011 at 3:45 am
    Just like Canada! It`s crawling with redcoats who the Queen sends to kill whoever gets in the way of her plans.

    Bwa-ahahaha! Yeah, we`re not a free country at all. All of my taxes go to the queen, and she gives me nothing in return.

    Ok, sure the Canadian government needs to go through the queen to pass all laws (via her representative, the Governor General), but it`s just a rubber stamp. The only time the queen was directly involved in our politics was when we requested independence from the British Commonwealth...which she okayed.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2011 at 4:20 am
    That`s what I love about these high school chicks. I get older they stay the same age. Alriiiiight.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2011 at 4:25 am
    This is a line ripped out of the movie "Dazed and Confused". Actually this is the entire quote:
    "OK, guys, one more thing. Hey, this summer when you`re being inendated with all this bi-centennial, fourth of July, bru-ha-ha just remember what you`re celebrating. That`s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males did`nt want to pay their taxes."
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    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 5:56 am
    this is wrong. they wernt out taxes to pay you poo wads
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 7:24 am
    wow, that image is so ignorant....
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    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 7:26 am
    Tea Party`s day!
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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2011 at 8:43 am
    who the drat put this up?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2011 at 8:46 am
    White aristocratic slave owners who didnt want to pay taxes.
  71. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 5, 2011 at 11:00 am
    blounsb999: Guess who lobbied for and perhaps even wrote those `loopholes` in the taxation laws ? Answer: The very corporations and organizations that are taking advantage of them.

    Here is one Obama scorned just the other day, The tax break on corporate jets. Now guess which party shoved that bill through congress ? Answer: The democrats, it was part of the stimulus bill that Nancy Pelosi said, "we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it", and of course Obama himself signed that bill into law.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Hey man, are you cool?
  73. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    God bless America!
  74. Profile photo of NoLifer
    NoLifer Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    Nobody really WANTS to pay taxes...
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    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:47 am
    "I`m letting you have shotgun. But cuz it`s cuz only `cuz I`m goin` inside"
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Y`know if you want to pay MORE taxes, go right ahead. No one is stopping you. However I doubt if you owed the IRS a thousand dollars you`d kick in a penny more than you had to.
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    Izroth Female 30-39
    154 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 11:28 am
    You know it!!
  78. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 6, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    F*cking hippy bullsh*t
  79. Profile photo of QualityJay
    QualityJay Male 18-29
    303 posts
    July 7, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Ugh. I hope this is a trolling attempt. Just makes me sad that our nation and founders are demonized by our school system resulting in thinking like this. "Tolerate everyone and all cultures... except white males, ... and rich people, ... and Christians..."
  80. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    F*cking hippy bullsh*t

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