Guy Gives Chocolate To Hot GF On Valentine`s Day

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 years ago in Funny

Of course, they"re at that stage of their relationship where it"s OK to play a pretty cruel prank on her...
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Male 39,531

I`m just looking at old posts.
If that happened to me I would KILL!
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Male 15,178
That`s not a GF, that`s a TransGenderFriend
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Male 1,569
sure, throw the box away, that helps...
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Female 812
Thank god I do not like chocolate
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Female 374
Climb up into the front? Open the doors? Lol
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Male 11,739
He`s a total effing prick. If I were her I would kick him in the nuts until he bled all over himself, then lock his ass in the car with those bugs.
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Male 1,595
Wow, her voice is hellish.
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Female 179
Jerk, not that I particularly mind roosterroaches as <insert creepy animal here> but that`d definitely earn my bf the break up speech if he did that to me with spiders.
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Male 815
oh, and to the ppl saying that she wouldnt open the door from the inside, it`s because they rigged it so it wouldnt open...like a child lock, but on every door.
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Male 815
that aint his girlfriend, that is from a brazilian comedy tv show called Panico na TV. they prank that girl almost every show and she usually falls for it LOL
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Male 109
@DrProfessor - I believe that`s the Strokes - last night not blink 182
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Female 412
I hope that`s HIS car and years from now he`ll still be getting roosterroaches crawling all over his feet whenever he drives.
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Male 2
that is a man not a girl
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Female 2,695
oh bolinha, you so crazy. also, she had the WORST possible reaction. throwing them EVERYWHERE? no. should have calmly put the lid back on.
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Male 3,894
10-ish seconds in:
lol! Blink-182.

The next minute or so:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs.

The last 30-ish seconds:
Ooh, Corona by The Minutemen.
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Male 599
For petes sake even the microphone could hear the box buzzing. Don`t open a buzzing box moron.
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Male 4,902
HOLY HELL! That was awesome, I loved her reaction of seeing it and throwing them all over herself in fear.
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Female 1,589
I would cry. D:
And then when I got out of the car, curl up in a corner, rock back and forth, and continue to cry.
I have such a sucky phobia where I just freeze up when I see a bug. I spazz if it`s near or on me.
Oddly though, I`m completely fine with lady bugs, slugs, worms, or any bug that moves slowly.
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Male 25,417
At least she was a good sport about the whole thing!
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Male 500
Old.
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Female 956
that was so mean :(
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Male 2,841
It`s godzilla!
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Male 2,033
Look a box of bugs...maybe throwing it everywhere will make it better!

Nope...now there are bugs everywhere.
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Male 644
Duuuhhh... she iiis a maaan
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Male 39,531

This is actually a brilliant strategy.

If you are engaged to her, but you don`t want to marry her. If you break it off she get`s to keep the 2 karat ring you bought her. If she breaks it off she has to return the ring. So you have to do crappy stuff like this to get her to break the engagement.

Brilliant!
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Male 5,624
1. That was cruel. Not funny.
2. Nice muscles on that chick.
3. If she`d like to move in with an American executive
that does not have roaches in his car and
does understand how to pull off a practical joke,
don`t call me, I`m out running...
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Female 734
not worth having bugs in your car over
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Male 340
wow her voice makes me want to throw up
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Male 1,083
most unattractive woman voice ever.
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Male 4,745
"Here`s a box of chocolates but wait until I get out of the car and lock the doors (which can be opened from the inside) before opening it!" Yeah...this sounds real.
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Male 14,331
Gollum`s looking pretty hot now!! Ok ok I`ll stop now.
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Male 14,331
Whew that`s a whiskey and cigarettes voice!
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Female 383
That`s disgusting.
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Male 1,744
it`s a good thing she`s hot cuz she be dumb as hell not knowing how to unlock a car FROM THE INSIDE!!

sheesh
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Male 9
Does anyone else hear Ahhhnold saying "Melina! Melina!... I blabbed about MARS!" NNNyyyaahhhhhh
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Male 1,678
1:16 awwwwww yeahhhh!!
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Male 315
That was definitely a dude and this was not a prank, this was revenge for being tricked into thinking it was woman.
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Male 71
She keeps screaming "Madea" I can only assume that under all those harmless roaches, there was a copy of one of the "Madea" movies, and that`s why she was so scared.
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Male 1,312
She sounds like a dude
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Male 881
I`m confused. Where in the clip was the hot girlfriend?
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Male 541
She`s not hot, she sounds like a man.
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Male 184
Man voice was off putting. Prank was slightly too cruel for my taste. Hope he/she dumps him.
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Male 2,690
Gotta be Brazil because that HAS to be a man!
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Male 1,832
Why would you let her do that to your car?
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Female 709
She went from hot girl to okay looking drag queen in like 0-60
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Male 1,582
Holy drat, is that a man??
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Male 15,510
Who ever said romanticism was dead?
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Male 229
and why didnt she unlock the doors and get out??
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Male 48
Tranny???????
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Male 310
I found that funnier than I probably should have hahahaha
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Female 1,435
oh god thats so funny!!!!!!
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Male 14,331
Laa laa laa laa la o`grande tetas!!

Sorry watched La bamba last night.
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Male 2,552
That`s not right, man!

@Isobel :: Maybe that`s why he did it.
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Male 670
Sounds like a man
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Male 616
hope that`s a rental
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Male 495
Boobsboobsboobsboobsboobs.
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Female 2,761
Where can I get me a box of these? I really need it right now!!
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Female 245
She has the ugliest voice ever.
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Male 39,531
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