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Guy Gives Chocolate To Hot GF On Valentine`s Day


Of course, they”re at that stage of their relationship where it”s OK to play a pretty cruel prank on her…

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Date: 07/29/11 08:28 AM

59 Responses to Guy Gives Chocolate To Hot GF On Valentine`s Day

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Link: Guy Gives Chocolate To Hot GF On Valentine`s Day - Of course, they`re at that stage of their relationship where it`s OK to play a pretty cruel prank on her...
  2. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:35 am
    She has the ugliest voice ever.
  3. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:36 am
    Where can I get me a box of these? I really need it right now!!
  4. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Boobsboobsboobsboobsboobs.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:38 am
    hope that`s a rental
  6. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:38 am
    Sounds like a man
  7. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:39 am
    That`s not right, man!

    @Isobel :: Maybe that`s why he did it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Laa laa laa laa la o`grande tetas!!

    Sorry watched La bamba last night.
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:40 am
    oh god thats so funny!!!!!!
  10. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:43 am
    I found that funnier than I probably should have hahahaha
  11. Profile photo of fr3ck0
    fr3ck0 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:47 am
    Tranny???????
  12. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:48 am
    and why didnt she unlock the doors and get out??
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Who ever said romanticism was dead?
  14. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Holy drat, is that a man??
  15. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:00 am
    She went from hot girl to okay looking drag queen in like 0-60
  16. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Why would you let her do that to your car?
  17. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Gotta be Brazil because that HAS to be a man!
  18. Profile photo of nospoons
    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:08 am
    Man voice was off putting. Prank was slightly too cruel for my taste. Hope he/she dumps him.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:19 am
    I`m confused. Where in the clip was the hot girlfriend?
  20. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:20 am
    She sounds like a dude
  21. Profile photo of SharkFreak
    SharkFreak Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:28 am
    She keeps screaming "Madea" I can only assume that under all those harmless roaches, there was a copy of one of the "Madea" movies, and that`s why she was so scared.
  22. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:29 am
    That was definitely a dude and this was not a prank, this was revenge for being tricked into thinking it was woman.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:38 am
    1:16 awwwwww yeahhhh!!
  24. Profile photo of spaids
    spaids Male 30-39
    9 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:40 am
    Does anyone else hear Ahhhnold saying "Melina! Melina!... I blabbed about MARS!" NNNyyyaahhhhhh
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 10:15 am
    it`s a good thing she`s hot cuz she be dumb as hell not knowing how to unlock a car FROM THE INSIDE!!

    sheesh
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    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 10:31 am
    That`s disgusting.
  27. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 10:34 am
    Whew that`s a whiskey and cigarettes voice!
  28. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Gollum`s looking pretty hot now!! Ok ok I`ll stop now.
  29. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 11:05 am
    "Here`s a box of chocolates but wait until I get out of the car and lock the doors (which can be opened from the inside) before opening it!" Yeah...this sounds real.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 11:15 am
    most unattractive woman voice ever.
  31. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 11:38 am
    wow her voice makes me want to throw up
  32. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    not worth having bugs in your car over
  33. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    1. That was cruel. Not funny.
    2. Nice muscles on that chick.
    3. If she`d like to move in with an American executive
    that does not have roaches in his car and
    does understand how to pull off a practical joke,
    don`t call me, I`m out running...
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    This is actually a brilliant strategy.

    If you are engaged to her, but you don`t want to marry her. If you break it off she get`s to keep the 2 karat ring you bought her. If she breaks it off she has to return the ring. So you have to do crappy stuff like this to get her to break the engagement.

    Brilliant!
  35. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    Duuuhhh... she iiis a maaan
  36. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Look a box of bugs...maybe throwing it everywhere will make it better!

    Nope...now there are bugs everywhere.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    It`s godzilla!
  38. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    that was so mean :(
  39. Profile photo of swiftkeys
    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Old.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    At least she was a good sport about the whole thing!
  41. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    I would cry. D:
    And then when I got out of the car, curl up in a corner, rock back and forth, and continue to cry.
    I have such a sucky phobia where I just freeze up when I see a bug. I spazz if it`s near or on me.
    Oddly though, I`m completely fine with lady bugs, slugs, worms, or any bug that moves slowly.
  42. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    HOLY HELL! That was awesome, I loved her reaction of seeing it and throwing them all over herself in fear.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    For petes sake even the microphone could hear the box buzzing. Don`t open a buzzing box moron.
  44. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    10-ish seconds in:
    lol! Blink-182.

    The next minute or so:
    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs.

    The last 30-ish seconds:
    Ooh, Corona by The Minutemen.
  45. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    oh bolinha, you so crazy. also, she had the WORST possible reaction. throwing them EVERYWHERE? no. should have calmly put the lid back on.
  46. Profile photo of shin478
    shin478 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 3:11 am
    that is a man not a girl
  47. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 4:23 am
    I hope that`s HIS car and years from now he`ll still be getting roosterroaches crawling all over his feet whenever he drives.
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    skirjames Male 18-29
    109 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 11:22 am
    @DrProfessor - I believe that`s the Strokes - last night not blink 182
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    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    that aint his girlfriend, that is from a brazilian comedy tv show called Panico na TV. they prank that girl almost every show and she usually falls for it LOL
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    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    oh, and to the ppl saying that she wouldnt open the door from the inside, it`s because they rigged it so it wouldnt open...like a child lock, but on every door.
  51. Profile photo of Demstar_Aus
    Demstar_Aus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    Jerk, not that I particularly mind roosterroaches as <insert creepy animal here> but that`d definitely earn my bf the break up speech if he did that to me with spiders.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Wow, her voice is hellish.
  53. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 30, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    He`s a total effing prick. If I were her I would kick him in the nuts until he bled all over himself, then lock his ass in the car with those bugs.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Climb up into the front? Open the doors? Lol
  55. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Thank god I do not like chocolate
  56. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 4:02 am
    sure, throw the box away, that helps...
  57. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 16, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    That`s not a GF, that`s a TransGenderFriend
  58. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 8, 2015 at 10:25 pm

    I`m just looking at old posts.
    If that happened to me I would KILL!

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