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Date: 07/24/11 09:16 AM

33 Responses to Got Problems? Washington Has The Cure!

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Link: Got Problems? Washington Has The Cure! - It`s free, it`s easy, it solves everything!
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    josebrwn Male 40-49
    12 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Just put a mom in slacks speaking a nasal twang in front of a microphone, and suddenly life is so simple.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 9:53 am
    Ha!
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    Wiplashed Male 40-49
    17 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Why the hell is this even here?
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    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 10:02 am
    lol, some of you guys really think that America is going to be foreclosed and sold to the Chinese for a bargain price.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 10:38 am
    Notice how it doesn`t mention any particular political party? I hope the trolls keep that in mind, but somehow I doubt it.

    Also she only mentions 1 stimulus, there were 2 actually, eh? I suppose one could call Bush`s a "bailout" if one were being technical about it...

    In any case, just kick that can down the road! Let the kids pay for it! And their kids, and the kids after that & etc.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Harry Reid `06:
    "Raising the debt limit last thing we should do. It will weaken our country, hurt our economy, and destroy our children`s and grand children`s future."

    Obama 06:
    "The fact that we`re here today to debate raising America`s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. Leadership means `The buck stops here.` Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America`s debt limit."
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    birdawg68 Male 40-49
    133 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 11:31 am
    She hot. I would tap that ass
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    pass the buck
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    i love how 5cats says it doesnt mention any party yet it only outlines the republicans scare tactics. this is nothing but propaganda for the right. the stimulus didnt work because we gave it to the wrong people. we believed that if we gave the bailout to the companys then they wouldnt have to fire so many people but, suprise, they just took the money, fired whoever they were going to and then spent a large portion tring to secure the laws that helped them screw everyone over to start with. so yeah it didnt work. but it would have if corporations/republicans didnt have their own agendas in Washington.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Whashington-our beloved elected officials-are out of touch with reality.Does not matter how you vote.System is irrevocably broken.Subjugation of the populace to further personal gain is the intent of our leaders-who-would-be-masters.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    Better push up my immigration to the Netherlands to sooner rather than later.
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    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    I gave it one star for two reasons: I hate 5Cats` occasional propaganda posts, and the pronunciation of Spenditol REALLY irritated me.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6269 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    jops36-" it only outlines the republicans scare tactics."

    Yes, because we ALL know that the Democrats would NEVER stoop to a scare tactic video.

    The Agenda Project: American the Beautiful.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    i usually just go for the fudgeitol its side effects can be mild euphoria, trouble caring, and severe urges to do cartwheels.
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    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Spend more, get more. Government is the answer to happiness for us all!
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    July 24, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    I love how @jops360 says the stimulus didn`t work because we gave the money to the wrong people, yet he doesn`t say who the `right` people are. Oddly, the stimulus went more to democrat favored companies than republican. This is nothing but propaganda for the left.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 4:20 am
    It`s a funny thing I suggested this video a while ago.
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 5:24 am
    @Cajun: terrific video! I too expect the Reps to cave-in and once again allow an opportunity to actually DO something to slip away. Am marking that site for some other interesting videos, thx!

    @Trojan: The key words in your post are "I hate" sad really.

    @MountainBord: Have you tried Beeritol? Comes in handy 24 dose boxes!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 6:18 am
    @5Cats


    I could easily say the same thing about those Lee Doren videos.

    Hehe.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 9:11 am
    I`ll still be here for (hopefully) another 60 years...

    Hey, maybe the 2012 theories would be correct, and none of this crap would matter anymore.
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    sassy_pdx Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Do people know that without the stimulus going to the major companies it went to, they would have gone bankrupt, put thousands of people out of jobs and lost billions of their tax revenue? I thought people knew this.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Didn`t BUSH start that whole "Stimulus" thing?
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    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    @ sassy_pdx

    You`re kidding right? If a company makes crap and nobody buys it, they shouldn`t be rewarded. Ya we gave our money to the banks to "bail them out" and in turn they loan or own money back to us plus interest. The interest doesn`t exist in money form till we print more of it. Now we are getting a loan from China after we recently pledged to help Greece. This is a problem.
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    I love 5cats` posts it is nice to have a little variety on this site! most the time it is just gay/ anti-religion/super liberal posts!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Yes @Zeegrr60, Bush signed the first "stimulus" which was mostly a bailout of huge banks & stuff. Sickening, eh? The Democrat congress wrote it, but Repubs supported it and Bush signed it happily, it`s Bush`s fault!
    The SECOND stimulus mostly went to Unions and other Democrat supporters. Entirely Obama`s fault! Created NO jobs and the economy went into the tank regardless.

    Thank you @RPGillespie! You`ve brightened my day!
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    MrJB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    Where are people getting the idea that the stimulus didn`t save the poo out of our economy? If we didn`t put the stimulus into effect we`d be in a full blown depression. Everyone and their mother knows that so stop listening to the GOP rhetoric.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    I give it 4 stars - unlike your understanding of simple Economics, MrBJ. Insurance of any type (especially FDIC, much less full-blown government bailout) creates a moral hazard which will merely procrastinate the reconciliation of reckless malinvestment until, if perpetuated to its terminal potential, such reconciliation is equivalent only to a point of total economic devastation that no amount of money printing or inflation exportation can effectively address, much less even begin to superficially assuage..

    That being said, it`s better to starve the beast before it swallows us in the process.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 26, 2011 at 2:02 am
    GODDAMNIT 5cats, go post this sh*t on a political blog or some sh*t! This is not f*cking entertaining!!!!!!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 26, 2011 at 5:39 am
    This is not f*cking entertaining!!!!!!!
    7 Exclaimations! Wow I`ll stop for sure now!

    Say @cyberdine, have you made that comment on all the anti-Republican postings? No? Hypocrite, plain and simple. If you want to be spoon-fed your lefty dogma, go to Huffpost, m-kay?
  31. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 26, 2011 at 6:28 am
    Things about both parties I hate:

    Democrats: Spending and taxes
    Republican: Spending and comformist agenda

    Ironically since their the only two parties with any real power I have to vote for one of them.

    I`m glad Obama got rid of DADT (finally), everything else though ecchh. One reason why I voted for him anyway, or better yet why I didn`t vote McCain.

    But since my first election I`ve consistently voted for Ron Paul, as his views are more closely in line with mine.

    Anti-comformist Libertarian FTW!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 26, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    @5Cats WOW you just made yourself sound like a complete dumbass! Im as rightwing as they come, Im from Texas you idiot. Here`s a question, your profile states that you are from Winnepeg, are you Canadian? Why the f*ck are you constantly concerned with whats going on in Washington? Why don`t you worry about the Country you live in?
    By instantly assuming that im a leftwing liberal just because I told you to shut up, you really proved your own stupidity.
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    MrLogic Male 30-39
    106 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 11:17 am
    Awesome video. So true.

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