Foreplay - Jim Jefferies

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

Jim explores the differences in foreplay between a man and a woman.NSFW VERY Graphic Language.
There are 35 comments:
Male 621
Yeah, nothing like locking lips with something that bleeds 7 days out the month. Love is a beautiful thing.
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Male 1,735
LMAO, funny because it`s true.
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Male 1,745
ughh men do this, women do this... in a topic like sex! grrr

If you want real satisfaction, avoid this kind of crap and discover your intimacy from within with your wife/gf. Don`t mold yourself what you`ve heard (or seen).
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Male 1,569
that was really very well explained. take a lesson ladies!
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Male 4,902
@HalfPintRoo, Gee way to take a joke :-/
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Male 4,902
This...Man...Is...GOD!!!
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Male 192
all WE need, is to see you naked - pretty much sums everything up
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Female 3,598
LOL that`s awesome. truthiness...
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Female 527
I didn`t enjoy this. It was just a tad too vulgar for me.
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Male 955
hilarious, and so damn true
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Male 265
"He did a great job of making men seem selfish and self centered..."
He hinted that women should have more responsibility in intimacy beyond laying down, spreading, and saying "ok." Then again many men are just looking for a container and getting themselves off so in many cases both sides are guilty.

"My husband he goes to town to do his part in bed..."
A few workshops and a couple of books can be very helpful in shifting him from viewing it as a chore or obligation. Usually there are silly communication "games" you can pair up with it too which can make it very fun for you both and enhance communication (hell, throw in a blindfold for the bold).

Oh and articles on the net should be taken as seriously as anything written in a Cosmo magazine.
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Male 926
@beternal

Money my friend. Nailed it.
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Male 119
Damn. Truth hurts, huh?
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Female 674
My man looooves kisses. Me... I really don`t care for them at all, but they turn him into butter instantly especially if I`m the deliverer.
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Female 394
Thank you IAB and kitty9lives. That`s the perfect place for my mind to be right before work lol.
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Male 2,332
Let`s not put the pussy on a pedestal people ;p
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Female 737
My husband he goes to town to do his part in bed every night(give or take), just like how I`ll snuggle and watch his football/basketball/baseball/futbol games all year long with him. Its called compromise. I don`t think less of my husband for wanting to me to feel loved.
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Female 92
Just cause they`re laughing doesn`t mean it`s good sex. Usually laughter is a bad sign when discussing sex/partaking in sex. Funny...Sure but i`m REALLY glad i`m with someone who gives a damn about my body.
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Male 362
his stand up where he gives the story of how he had to remove a vibrating egg from his ass with chopsticks is pretty good too
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Male 358
@fu kko I`m sorry it put fudgeko when I typed your name. Stupid profanity filter.
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Male 358
The end was great.

@fudgeko I`m gonna have to check out that podcast.
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Male 2,690
He`s hilarious! @Fatninja01: really? highly doubt that especially considering how hard the women in the audience are laughing.
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Male 2,841
This man is truly a man.
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Male 27
his podcast with Eddie Ifft is some of the funniest poo i`ve ever heard.
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Male 1,610
idk why but it doesn`t sound as bad to me when australian people say the word c u n t
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Male 157
It`s so hard to get an erection.
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Male 1,646
Hilarious, I`ve never seen this guy before! He`s pretty funny.
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Male 910
@Shizzamx you might be to young to understand what he`s getting at missy. i suggest going back to your coloring books.
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Male 25,416
I guess hes not getting any anymore!
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Female 2,695
it`s the woman`s job to get the man up and it`s the man`s job to get the lady wet. so it`s his fault.
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Male 2,586
@HalfPintRoo

No, I think he made you think about the demands you (women) put on men...

...and yet some women are going to pipe up with the *you should just be glad you`re getting it* line. Lets face it... men like sex, women like sex... yet women hold back sex and act like they are doing it for the men - that`s called manipulation.

manipulation = selfishness in the grand scheme of things
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Male 2,586
4 stars!!!
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Male 3,147
I met him once after a gig, when he was in his drink & drug taking days ... seemed ok and a nice guy but the drugs were really taking their toll on him physically. Saw him again on TV here about 6 months ago and he looked about 10yrs younger now he says he`s on the wagon.
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Female 2,761
He did a great job of making men seem selfish and self centered...
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Female 8,043
Link: Foreplay - Jim Jefferies [Rate Link] - Jim explores the differences in foreplay between a man and a woman.NSFW VERY Graphic Language.
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