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Date: 07/09/11 11:15 AM

61 Responses to Dumb Kid Eats A Pound Of Butter

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 8, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Link: Dumb Kid Eats A Pound Of Butter - I think we can file this under `Daddy Didn`t Hug Me.`
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:21 am
    mmm, clogged arteries!
  3. Profile photo of yesitsnesa
    yesitsnesa Female 18-29
    16 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    His breathing is gonna make me sick. =/ Forget about him snorting all that butter, it`s the breathing. =[
  4. Profile photo of Itsnotover
    Itsnotover Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:26 am
    Its for a tv show
  5. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
    "hope you enjoyed the video". Not really. Maybe try shoving it up your ass the next time?
  6. Profile photo of Yap71
    Yap71 Male 30-39
    150 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:28 am
    I feel sick if i put a little too much butter on my toast!!!
  7. Profile photo of Cargen1022
    Cargen1022 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:32 am
    Butter for lunch? yes!
  8. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:32 am
    I think you should file this under "f*ck yeah, Canada!"
  9. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Canada, this is why you`re fat.
  10. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:35 am
    ... When did we enter a society where watching a 5 minute video of a guy eating a pound of butter is okay, and not weird?
  11. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:38 am
    He should`ve washed it down with corn oil, not water. I mean, if you`re going to be disgusting on camera, go all out.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

    is he a

    butter face ?

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Im pretty sure more people tried this as well.

  14. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:53 am
    This is nothing. The mennonites where I used to live had `buddazup` - buttersoup. Pretty much, a couple pounds of butter melted down, with a little bit of beef/chicken bouillon added.

    That said, my hangover still didnt agree with watching this video.
  15. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:59 am
    there is absolutely no way he did not throw up right after this
  16. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    couldn`t even watch it.
  17. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    I wish he`d at least finish what`s in his mouth before ramming more in
  18. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    If you insist on eating a pound of butter, why not melt it down and just drink it?

    Another point, while his butter thing might be ok for his joints so he can "lift all those heavy weights" I am sure he is doing some serious damage to his heart in the process.
  19. Profile photo of APedersen
    APedersen Female 18-29
    108 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    LMAO lifting heavy weights? looked like he was out of breath cutting the butter! so gross!
  20. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    whats that going to feel like coming out the other end?
    and why is that butter white? butter is yellow.
  21. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Outstanding.
  22. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    yaay! eating mass quantities of churned cowboob juice!
  23. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Dumb kid?....Kid?? How about stupid adult...me thinks that`s more accurate.
  24. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Right there at 4:16 you can just see the pain he is feeling from doing this hahaha
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    nice body.

    I can think of better uses for that butter.
  26. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    DOUCHE!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Have fun wiping your ass later, that`s going to be the greasiest poo ever.
  28. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Alt Title: "Graduated Frat Douche Eats A Pound Of Butter"

    i think it`s more fitting
  29. Profile photo of Origamitrkey
    Origamitrkey Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Dear lord..
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    ewww......
  31. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    watching the first minute and looking at his t shirt... hypocrite
  32. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Add two cups brown sugar and two cups white sugar and four cups flour and a teaspoon of salt a teaspoon of vanilla, half teaspoon baking soda, cup of walnuts and a pack Nestle chocolate chips and you could have made 48 tollhouse cookies.
  33. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Morons, this was a Tosh.0 challenge. He didn`t just do this "because."
  34. Profile photo of iajukesy
    iajukesy Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    @Spider_sol

    Aahhh yes.

    You knew that, and we didn`t.

    Clearly that makes us the morons, and definitely definitely not you.
  35. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    Awww, jeez! I couldn`t even get past him cutting the butter before I had the urge to barf up my dinner.

    On a much more adorable note: I used to catch my daughter (aged 3 at the time), sneaking bites of butter sticks in the fridge. I would open up a package and there would be missing chunks and teethmarks. Glad she stopped doing that before she got to eat a whole pound of it! :D
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    pssst. Yer hats on crooked.
  37. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    @Spider: A Tosh.0 challenge?!!1! Oooooh, well that explains everything and helps me see why eating a pound of butter is sensible in this case. Silly me.
  38. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    the power of Paula Deen compels him
  39. Profile photo of iajukesy
    iajukesy Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    @crudson
    :D

    @Squrlz4Sale
    :D
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    RobertE92 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    What a bro...
  41. Profile photo of trashidea
    trashidea Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    dude!
  42. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    Butter taste horrible without toast or something to put it on.
  43. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Im gonna vomit....

    and he only took 1 bite
  44. Profile photo of Ontario
    Ontario Male 18-29
    229 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    I actually like butter by its self
    ...must be a canadian thing :P
  45. Profile photo of lolcats123
    lolcats123 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 9, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Shoenice is better
  46. Profile photo of crazy4ruger
    crazy4ruger Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    so is that salted or unsalted butter?
  47. Profile photo of Lynxes123
    Lynxes123 Female 50-59
    27 posts
    July 9, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    That was gross and I did not enjoy the video because it just made me want to vomit. :(
  48. Profile photo of Rogan
    Rogan Female 18-29
    46 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 12:23 am
    This makes me so sad...for so many reasons :(
  49. Profile photo of bibinos
    bibinos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 2:25 am
    I guess his farts smell popcorn..
  50. Profile photo of Veneni
    Veneni Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 2:55 am
    Haha I saw a socumentairy about this guy on tv. He`s the speed eating champion of the world.
  51. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 2:57 am
    What if I try it at a friends house?
  52. Profile photo of Victim
    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 4:19 am
    This guy is a professional eater, he didn`t do this just to upload it to YouTube.
  53. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 10:41 am
    That made me a little bit nauseous.
  54. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 11:29 am
    I attempted this once.
  55. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    I think this was a tosh.0 challenge once.
    It would be filed under "stupid challenges" rather than daddy didn`t hug me.
  56. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2313 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    if it looks like a douche(And he does),and talks like a douche(Ditto)-it`s a douche.And oh yeah,perhaps he should hit those heavy weights more so he won`t have such a difficult time cutting butter.
  57. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    He`s from Canada. The country of Epic Meal Time. What did you expect?
  58. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    I`ve always found the third half pound to be where it starts getting easy
  59. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 10, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    I almost puked watching this xD. I`ve eaten a teaspoon of butter as a child and could only imagine how much an entire pound would taste lmao
  60. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 4:50 am
    I`m fairly certain this guy had no control over his bowel movements for the next three days. Lovely.
  61. Profile photo of theend81
    theend81 Male 30-39
    92 posts
    July 11, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Looks like Pauley Shore has been hitting the gym a little... he`s looking better

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