Dumb Kid Eats A Pound Of Butter

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago Funny

I think we can file this under "Daddy Didn"t Hug Me."
There are 61 comments:
Male 92
Looks like Pauley Shore has been hitting the gym a little... he`s looking better
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Male 6,227
I`m fairly certain this guy had no control over his bowel movements for the next three days. Lovely.
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Male 427
I almost puked watching this xD. I`ve eaten a teaspoon of butter as a child and could only imagine how much an entire pound would taste lmao
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Male 311
I`ve always found the third half pound to be where it starts getting easy
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Female 1,589
He`s from Canada. The country of Epic Meal Time. What did you expect?
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Male 2,631
if it looks like a douche(And he does),and talks like a douche(Ditto)-it`s a douche.And oh yeah,perhaps he should hit those heavy weights more so he won`t have such a difficult time cutting butter.
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Female 115
I think this was a tosh.0 challenge once.
It would be filed under "stupid challenges" rather than daddy didn`t hug me.
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Male 418
I attempted this once.
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Male 4,746
That made me a little bit nauseous.
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Male 219
This guy is a professional eater, he didn`t do this just to upload it to YouTube.
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Male 5,413
What if I try it at a friends house?
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Male 31
Haha I saw a socumentairy about this guy on tv. He`s the speed eating champion of the world.
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Male 37
I guess his farts smell popcorn..
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Female 46
This makes me so sad...for so many reasons :(
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Female 27
That was gross and I did not enjoy the video because it just made me want to vomit. :(
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Female 32
so is that salted or unsalted butter?
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Male 1
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Male 229
I actually like butter by its self
...must be a canadian thing :P
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Male 645
Im gonna vomit....

and he only took 1 bite
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Male 698
Butter taste horrible without toast or something to put it on.
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Male 15
dude!
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Male 58
What a bro...
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Male 39
@crudson
:D

@Squrlz4Sale
:D
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Female 4,225
the power of Paula Deen compels him
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Male 6,227
@Spider: A Tosh.0 challenge?!!1! Oooooh, well that explains everything and helps me see why eating a pound of butter is sensible in this case. Silly me.
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Male 589
pssst. Yer hats on crooked.
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Female 407
Awww, jeez! I couldn`t even get past him cutting the butter before I had the urge to barf up my dinner.

On a much more adorable note: I used to catch my daughter (aged 3 at the time), sneaking bites of butter sticks in the fridge. I would open up a package and there would be missing chunks and teethmarks. Glad she stopped doing that before she got to eat a whole pound of it! :D
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Male 39
@Spider_sol

Aahhh yes.

You knew that, and we didn`t.

Clearly that makes us the morons, and definitely definitely not you.
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Male 1,451
Morons, this was a Tosh.0 challenge. He didn`t just do this "because."
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Male 3,472
Add two cups brown sugar and two cups white sugar and four cups flour and a teaspoon of salt a teaspoon of vanilla, half teaspoon baking soda, cup of walnuts and a pack Nestle chocolate chips and you could have made 48 tollhouse cookies.
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Male 151
watching the first minute and looking at his t shirt... hypocrite
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Male 25,416
ewww......
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Female 75
Dear lord..
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Male 2,790
Alt Title: "Graduated Frat Douche Eats A Pound Of Butter"

i think it`s more fitting
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Male 4,902
Have fun wiping your ass later, that`s going to be the greasiest poo ever.
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Male 341
DOUCHE!
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Male 37,888

nice body.

I can think of better uses for that butter.
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Male 911
Right there at 4:16 you can just see the pain he is feeling from doing this hahaha
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Female 446
Dumb kid?....Kid?? How about stupid adult...me thinks that`s more accurate.
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Male 535
yaay! eating mass quantities of churned cowboob juice!
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Male 934
Outstanding.
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Female 4,349
whats that going to feel like coming out the other end?
and why is that butter white? butter is yellow.
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Female 108
LMAO lifting heavy weights? looked like he was out of breath cutting the butter! so gross!
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Female 472
If you insist on eating a pound of butter, why not melt it down and just drink it?

Another point, while his butter thing might be ok for his joints so he can "lift all those heavy weights" I am sure he is doing some serious damage to his heart in the process.
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Female 437
I wish he`d at least finish what`s in his mouth before ramming more in
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Male 1,646
couldn`t even watch it.
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Male 535
there is absolutely no way he did not throw up right after this
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Male 773
This is nothing. The mennonites where I used to live had `buddazup` - buttersoup. Pretty much, a couple pounds of butter melted down, with a little bit of beef/chicken bouillon added.

That said, my hangover still didnt agree with watching this video.
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Male 1,440
Im pretty sure more people tried this as well.

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Male 37,888

is he a

butter face ?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 6,227
He should`ve washed it down with corn oil, not water. I mean, if you`re going to be disgusting on camera, go all out.
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Female 675
... When did we enter a society where watching a 5 minute video of a guy eating a pound of butter is okay, and not weird?
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Male 3,894
Canada, this is why you`re fat.
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Male 296
I think you should file this under "f*ck yeah, Canada!"
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Male 33
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Male 150
I feel sick if i put a little too much butter on my toast!!!
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Male 3,364
"hope you enjoyed the video". Not really. Maybe try shoving it up your ass the next time?
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Male 56
Its for a tv show
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Female 16
His breathing is gonna make me sick. =/ Forget about him snorting all that butter, it`s the breathing. =[
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Male 1,686
mmm, clogged arteries!
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Female 1,780
Link: Dumb Kid Eats A Pound Of Butter [Rate Link] - I think we can file this under `Daddy Didn`t Hug Me.`
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